"The prince defeated the witch and rescued the prince, and since then he has lived a life without shame", "Man, if you love him, snatch him", etc., in the past two days, a large number of news about Wu Ming snatching his relatives have appeared on the Internet, causing an extremely sensational public opinion effect.

Various media reported this anecdote, of course, in order to protect personal privacy, the report did not use the real name, and the news reacted strongly as soon as it came out, and millions of special netizens immediately supported the bodyguard surnamed Wu who robbed his relatives, and some celebrities also stood up to support.

The most praised word used by the media is 'brave', Wu Ming has become a fighting base among friends overnight, a hero who sacrifices his life for righteousness, a spokesman for friends, and a pioneer of great change, and he has set off a new round of friends trend.

The wind is bleak, we want to do the base, the rain is dripping, we want to do the base, the heart has a soul, we want to do the base, life is rare for seventy years, we hurry up to do the base, no matter what three seven twenty-one, we just want to do the base.

Humans can't stop humans from making foundations, brother, are you doing them today?

The topic of same-sex is once again hyped, experts pointed out that the group of friends is slowly expanding, the country should introduce some relevant laws, everyone is human, should be treated equally, otherwise many problems derived from this will be difficult to solve, such as a brother who was dragged into the grove by a man at night, because there is no relevant law, can only sue a hooligan, such as a sister was pulled into a dark alley by a fierce girl and used a cucumber, this is not even a hooligan.

Early in the morning, there were a lot of reporters outside the office building of Tengda Company, Zhuge Dachang and a sneaky humanoid creature slipped into the building, and after avoiding the reporters at the front desk of the company, they entered the company together and walked straight into the office of the manager of the investment department.

Ruan Nan, who was operating the computer, stopped his hand, glanced at the two people who entered the door, and quipped: "Wu Shao, are you bohemian?" ”

Wu Ming took off his sunglasses, untied the long scarf that covered his head and face, and said angrily: "If I don't dress up in disguise, can I get in?" ”

"Xiao Ruan, why are you still wearing sunglasses?"

Ruan Nan took off his sunglasses, the corner of his black left eye twitched, he sighed, and said, "Behind every strange thing, there is always a story that hurts. ”

"Who hit it?"

"A guy who he beats me, but I don't dare to fight back, guess who?"

"Your father?"

Ruan Nan said depressedly: "I haven't offended anyone, except for the old man of my family, who will do this?" ”

"Sure enough, it's my father!" Wu Ming said loudly: "Such a big family ugly, if it weren't for my father, I would have beaten you to death a long time ago." ”

Ruan Nan snorted and said angrily: "You really don't have a backache when you stand and talk." ”

"Does your dad believe you're Kei?" Zhuge Dachang asked with great interest: "Did you help you find a young master of which family?" ”

"Get out!" Ruan Nan scolded with a smile, and said leisurely: "There is a saying that the country is easy to change, and it is difficult to change, I have been bringing girls to the family since I was fifteen years old, and now there are no less than twenty ......"

"That's it?"

"I didn't bring a lot of ...... home," Ruan Nan explained, and continued: "If you want my old man to believe that I am Ji, unless I explode the man's chrysanthemum in front of him." ”

"Ahem...... Wu Ming coughed lightly twice and diverted the topic, "Since your father doesn't believe it, what about the engagement?" ”

"Of course it will continue, but it will have to wait for the limelight."

"Did I play for nothing?"

"There is no ...... acting in vain," Ruan Nan said, took out a thick envelope from his pocket, and said, "This is the performance fee that my old man gave you." ”

"Money?" Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "The people of the Tang family are stupid, are the people of your family also stupid?" ”

Ruan Nan shrugged his shoulders and said, "My old man wants you to leave with the money and don't show up in the company from now on, he is afraid that when he sees you in the company, he can't help but want to hit you on the head with flowers and bottles." ”

"Your dad wants to fire me squid? He wants to get the case out? ”

Ruan Nan smiled and explained, "He doesn't look at the monk's face, he always looks at the Buddha's face, right?" The case has not been retreated, Zhuge still has to stay and protect me, so you will pick up a paid long vacation for nothing. ”

"Damn! I knew that I would also rob my relatives together. ”

"Long paid vacation?" Wu Ming put the envelope of the table into his pocket and shouted: "Brother Pig, send me back to the hotel, and I will fly back to Zhonghai directly in the afternoon." ”

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At Beijing International Airport, two men wearing black suits and coats, white scarves and black sunglasses walked through the airport hall.

"You go back to Zhonghai, it's really boring for me to be alone in the capital."

"I'll go back and get the two women done first, so as not to have too many dreams at night."

"I want to keep ......" Zhuge Dachang said halfway through and changed his words: "By the way, how do you explain the robbery of relatives?" ”

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, and he said casually: "I robbed a man at the wedding, and I can fool the past by making up ten or eight reasons casually, if it is a woman, I really can't wash it by jumping into the magma." ”

"For example......"

"For example, a man doesn't want to get married so soon, so he asked me to act in a play......" Wu Ming opened his eyes and said nonsense, and it was really easy, "For example, a man has a terminal illness and doesn't want to drag down a woman, for example, a man has other sweethearts, etc." ”

"You're really good at breaking."

The two went to the ticket window to get the reserved tickets, and slowly walked to the check-in counter where the boarding pass was handled, and a woman wearing sunglasses and a mask dragged a small suitcase and twisted her plump buttocks past them quickly.

"Huh......" Wu Ming whistled lightly, stared at the woman's round buttocks, and said, "Huh! This ass gives me a sense of déjà vu. ”

"Friends?"

"Possibly!" Wu Ming nodded, seeing that the woman stopped at the check-in desk, he quickened his pace and said, "She stopped, good opportunity, I'll touch her ass and know who it is." ”

"Opportunity?" Zhuge Dachang wiped his sweat, hurriedly grabbed Wu Ming, and said, "Touching a strange woman's ass in the airport hall is not called an opportunity, this is called a crime." ”

Wu Ming laughed dryly twice and said, "It seems that it is really an acquaintance." ”

The two walked to the check-in desk, the woman who filled out the form raised her head, she and Wu Ming glanced at each other, took off each other's sunglasses, and said in unison: "It's you!" ”

"Long time no see."

"Well, what a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet you again."

Sure enough, it was a friend, the woman was a beautiful young woman caught by Wu Ming at a charity dinner not long ago, and the two had an unforgettable dewy marriage, although I didn't know her name, and I didn't have her phone, but Wu Ming still remembered her.

"Sangui, Sangui......" Zhuge Dachang shouted twice, Wu Ming had a very happy conversation with the beautiful young woman, and he said helplessly;" I'll go back first. ”

"Go ahead!"

Wu Ming's eyes only left the beauty, humanity has been extinguished, Zhuge Dachang sighed, slowly walked out of the airport, the adulterer who had been reunited for a long time got the boarding pass together, and walked into the VIP waiting room hand in hand.

After getting on the plane, Wu Ming changed seats with others and sat next to the beautiful young woman, and the two chatted happily, they were familiar with each other's bodies, but they were not familiar with each other's details, so they could be said to be familiar strangers.

"What are you doing in Zhonghai this time?"

"I took a play and started it in Zhonghai."

"Oh!" Wu Ming nodded and asked with interest, "What are you playing?" ”

The beautiful young woman pretended to be fierce and vicious, and said, "The role I play is a stepmother." ”

"It's easy to act as a stepmother, anyway, the actors are all other people's children, so they don't feel distressed."

“…………”

"Is there a place to live?" Wu Ming warmly invited: "Do you want to live in my house, there are many empty rooms in my house." ”

"Live in your house? Don't you have a wife? ”

"Does it have anything to do with your wife living in my house?"

The beautiful young woman secretly rolled her eyes and said, "I'm afraid that your wife will splash me with sulfuric acid." ”

Wu Ming patted his chest and said, "I'm here, no one dares to touch a single hair of yours." ”

"What about when you're away?"

"Then you can only ask for more blessings...... Wu Ming made a joke and said: "Just kidding, a beautiful woman like you, women can't bear to hurt you." ”

"Don't you know the most poisonous woman's heart?" The beautiful young woman showed a coquettish smile and said, "I'd better stay in a hotel, it's safer." ”

"Aren't you lonely when you live alone in a hotel?"

"As long as I have wine, I won't be lonely."

"Wine isn't enough, you need a man."

A pair of adulterers flirted like no one else, and then Wu Ming pulled the beautiful young woman to his lap, and a pair of thieves touched her buttocks wantonly, and the actions of the two caused the surrounding passengers to be very dissatisfied, and someone quietly complained to the flight attendant.

After receiving the complaint, the flight attendant walked up to them and said politely, "Sir, Miss, for your safety, please sit back in your place, okay?" ”

"Don't worry, I'll protect her."

"Can you speak quietly, then? You've caused other passengers to rest. ”

"Yes."

The stewardess looked shy and said, "Also, you...... Can you pay attention to your personal behavior? ”

Wu Ming patted the beautiful young woman's delicate buttocks and smiled evilly: "I touched her buttocks, not your buttocks, what are you nervous about?" ”

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"Badass!"

The beautiful young woman slapped Wu Ming's hand away and returned to her seat, the flight attendant secretly patted her chest and breathed a sigh of relief, Wu Ming was not ashamed, and continued to turn her head to tease the beauty, making the beautiful young woman smile non-stop.

After getting off the plane, the dewy couple who had been reunited for a long time went their separate ways, but this time, Wu Ming had an extra phone number in his mobile phone.

took a taxi back to the Golden Forest, Wu Ming looked at the time after getting out of the car, but he didn't enter the house, and walked directly to Yan Ruyu's house with his suitcase, and yelled: "Yan Xiaozhu, I'm back, forgive me, okay?" ”

Yan Ruyu, who had just come home from work to remove her makeup, was shocked, was it really him? He's back? Don't know if he's thin or fat? obviously swore to ignore him forever, why was the whole person shaken just by hearing his voice?

Just take a look, the last glance, Yan Ruyu couldn't help but walk to the window, opened the corner of the curtain and peeked out, he really came back, as always, his heart will still beat wildly for him, just a glance, his eyes have begun to blur, forget him, why do I forget him?