Under normal circumstances, the waiter will help you with your luggage, and the action will be more neat and restrained. Or, if he sees you as a poor ghost, with little money, and can't afford to tip him satisfied, he will appear more casual, and even look down on people.

But the person in front of him was different.

He looked at me very naturally, and there was always a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

The overall temperament is sunny, calm and calm.

He took the ticket, glanced at it with a smile, and said with a smile: "Hello sir, I'll help you with your luggage and take you to the corresponding cabin by the way." ”

How natural, decent, polite, neither humble nor arrogant.

But it was this outward display of decency that betrayed him deeply.

Just ask! Which waiter has the quality and cultivation comparable to that of a doctor?

So, I grinned and said with a very simple, but actually very silly expression: "Okay, it's really a luxury cruise ship, the ticket is more than 3,000, ouch, it's really worth the price, hehe......"

The little waiter smiled faintly, made a gesture of please, and led me towards the cabin.

As he walked forward, I noticed that on his head, at the position of his sideburns, there was a strand of snow-colored white hair, which I don't know whether it was dyed deliberately or naturally.

In addition, when he walked, I noticed that he was very light on his feet, although he walked in large strides, he landed silently, and I could clearly see the performance of his toes touching the ground when he landed (that is, the front of the toe of his shoe, slightly raised). ）

Normal people, I didn't do that.

He's a kung fu practitioner!

OK！ The first target is locked.

Waiter, novice!

In fact, the highest level of camouflage is not camouflage.

Reveal all kinds of things that are deliberately suppressed and hidden in the depths of people's hearts and minds. That, in fact, is the best disguise.

Although I don't know Xiaobai's current real name and identity, judging from his guest appearance as a waiter.

There is definitely a strong high finger behind the opponent's back.

As a waiter, he receives each passenger, and then determines whether the other person is a doctor based on the passenger's performance. This hand, high! And it's not ordinarily high!

The little white-collar worker gave me a room card, taught me how to use it, and briefly introduced some precautions for traveling on a cruise.

When he was done, he politely pulled the door and left.

When Xiaobai left, I carefully looked at the environment in the cabin. It was found that the layout of this place is basically similar to that of a land hotel. The only downside is that the space is too small.

I tried the fluffy bed, familiarized myself with the layout of the room again, looked at the restroom facilities, and after getting used to it, I left the room.

Turning to the deck, I found it very well equipped.

Like what swimming pool, small supermarket, clinic, fitness center...... And so on.

I went to the small supermarket and bought a bottle of mineral water for a high price of 5 yuan, and then slowly looked along the side of the boat while looking at the distant sea and sky scenery while observing the crowd around me.

At this time, most people still stay in the cabin to organize their belongings, and not many people go to the deck for sightseeing.

Walked around.

I was fascinated by a small couple.

Of course, this little couple is not a little doctor, they are just ordinary couples.

Male, in his early twenties, and females in their twenties.

The girl is slightly chubby, slightly sweet, with white skin, wearing a casual jacket of Jiangnan cloth, a pair of slacks on the bottom, and a pair of Nike sneakers on her feet.

The boy is a standard fat guy.

Wearing glasses, slight eyebrows, small eyes, and a very exemplary otaku with a frank gaze.

Of course, it wasn't the girls who attracted me, but the fat men.

The fat man holds the girl in his arms, facing the sea, and does the sensational actions of the tragic hero and heroine of the movie Titanic.

The girl opened her arms, closed her eyes and reveled, and murmured, "Big fat cat, will you love me forever for the rest of your life?" ”

At this time, the fat man suddenly raised a hand, beat his waist, and then lowered his voice and said, "Well, I will always love you for the rest of my life." ”

Next Olympics!

This is so false that I don't feel any sincerity in my ears.

Sure enough, the chubby girl turned her head angrily, raised her eyebrows and said, "What's wrong with you?" How is it not in the state at all. ”

The fat man stretched out his hand and slapped his waist again and said, "Hey, no, my back hurts." ”

"Humph!" The girl snorted coldly: "You were at home last night, did you masturbate again?" ”

The fat man was shocked: "No, no, don't we make an appointment to travel by boat, I have you, why should I masturbate." ”

The girl suddenly lowered her head slightly, and muttered in a voice as thin as a mosquito and a fly: "Big fat cat, you say, I am not as beautiful as those goddesses in your hard drive." ”

The fat man was embarrassed, stretched out his hand to wipe his sweat and said, "This ...... It's two things, it's ......."

"Dead fat cat! You still haven't deleted those little movies! Hum! I'm not going to be with you. The girl turned her head angrily.

Little couples are like this, in fact, there is nothing to see.

I'm not interested in them, I'm interested in the waist of fat people.

His back hurts......

It's a disease! If it is a disease, it must be cured.

Thinking of this, I looked at the fat man's complexion, and I had a score in my heart.

What is the state of a fat person? To put it bluntly, it is yang deficiency and yin are prosperous, and the spleen does not dissolve dampness, so that dampness and evil are heavy. And his back pain has nothing to do with kidney deficiency. It is a pseudo-kidney deficiency symptom that is treated by water stagnation.

This is the basis of Taoist medicine.

Similar to the situation of fat people, most of them will prescribe some medicines to nourish kidney yang. Actually, it didn't work. The root is not in the kidneys, but in the spleen.

In the human body, the spleen is dominated by the limbs and emotions.

The spleen and yang are sluggish, and the manifestation is that they are unwilling to act, have no ambitions, and live a low-key and decadent life like one day at a time and one day at a time.

So how to treat such a situation?

If you are an ordinary person, when you encounter this juncture, most of them will go up and recommend this pill, that medicine, this powder, and that prescription to others.

Unbeknownst to everyone, many people simply can't take Chinese medicine. For them, let alone eating and smelling Chinese medicine, they will feel sick to their stomachs and want to vomit.

Not to mention whether fat people can take medicine, I don't have any medicine on me now.

Therefore, we have to use Taoist medicine and use the relationship between life and gram to treat this disease.

I was next to this little couple, I found a seat, sat down, and then saw the little fat girl couldn't stop being coquettish, all kinds of little tricky, little willful, and the fat man was coaxing.

Look closely at the little chubby girl, neck, wrists, fingers, or small gold chains, or small silver jewelry. At first glance, he is also a pampered master who likes jewelry and jade.

I looked down and pondered for a moment.

The idea is there.

I turned around and went to the small supermarket on deck, where I spent money on a bag of Tahitian pearls the size of a soybean kernel in front of a small pearl counter.

These pearls are semi-finished products with perforated holes, which can be bought to grind powder and drink, and can be strung with ropes to make jewelry or something.

I took the bag of pearls, caught a glimpse of the little couple from afar, and then I started throwing them on the deck, one, two, three......

I went around in a big circle, and finally came around to the little couple.

I took out a small pearl, flicked it lightly with my fingers, and it fell right at the feet of the little fat girl.

The fat girl didn't care much at first, and still trained the big fat guy seriously.

Suddenly, the corner of the girl's eyes swept away, and she said in surprise: "Hey, pearl." ”

The fat man looked down and saw the pearls under his feet.

At this time, the girl stretched out her foot, kicked the fat man's leg and bent it and said, "Quick, pick it up." ”

The fat man didn't want to move, gritted his teeth and held it hard, ha, picked up the pearl, put it in his palm, blew twice, and handed it to the girl.

The girl took it, looked at it repeatedly in her hand, rolled her eyes, took two steps forward, and suddenly said, "Hey, there's still one here, ...... Go ahead and pick it up. ”

The fat man, panting, ran over, hunched up, and picked up ...... again

"Here, here! Hey, who lost this, wow, husband, we're so lucky, hurry, you go look carefully! ”

I crossed my arms and smiled on the sidelines, watching our big fat classmates, picking up pearls all over the ground.

Yes, for people with insufficient spleen yang, exercise is the best medicine!

And for people with sore waist and legs, bending down and picking up things is another medicine that can't be better.

A bag of pearls, almost more than a hundred.

The fat man, as soon as he picked up a dozen grains, he was tired and sweaty.

How he wanted to rest, to sit for a while. However, there is a little chubby girl here! There are pearls in! He doesn't want to rest!

Bend over for me and pick it up!

More than half an hour later, the fat man took a small bag, filled a small half pocket of pearls, wiped the sweat that kept dripping from his head, and said with a sigh...... I'll just ...... That's all there is to it, it's really gone. ”

"Gone?" The little chubby girl carefully circled around the four circles twice.

In the end, it was decided that it was gone, and it was just about to share the fruits of their victory with the fat man.

I......

This bad guy has reappeared.

I took the bag labeled Tahitian pearls, walked over with a sad face, and said, "Two friends, have you seen the pearls on the deck, I originally bought them for my girlfriend, but I accidentally missed them little by little." ”

The little couple was dumbfounded.

The fat man was aggrieved and said, "This ...... It's all we worked so hard to pick up on deck. This...... How can this be said to be yours? ”

The little fat girl stabbed the fat man, gritted her teeth and said, "It's not my own thing, just give it back to others, just a bag of small pearls." ”

The fat boss reluctantly gave me the bag of pearls.

I reached out and took it, and as soon as my hand grabbed the edge of the bag, I suddenly said: "Hey, forget it, a bag of small pearls is not worth a few dollars, since you have picked it up, it is related to you, maybe this is still a symbol of your feelings, I don't want it." ”

The fat man's face was overjoyed, and he was about to take it, when my hand suddenly hooked down badly.

That little bag, it's not strong, this time.

Properly, boom, it all fell to the ground again.

I was embarrassed to say, "Hey, it's all right, and it's dropped again, so you pick it up, you pick it up." I'm leaving. ”

I stepped aside, peeking and glancing.

The little chubby girl, pinching her waist with her hand, commanded the fat man and said, "Pick it up!" Pick it up! Did you hear that? It's fate, it's the pearl we picked up on the boat, and it indicates that we will have a perfect relationship......"

The fat man was about to cry......

No way, bend down and pick it up!

Another twenty minutes passed, and when he had finished picking up all the pearls, I noticed that between his eyebrows, a trace of yang began to be revealed.

Hoo!

And at this moment, the fat man rubbed his waist and said to himself: "Hey, it's weird, my waist doesn't hurt anymore." Hey, that's weird. “

The little chubby girl poked him and said, "You, you just lack exercise." So be it......"

The little fat girl smiled strangely: "On this journey, we get up every morning and run around the deck three times, and then, you pick up pearls for me!" ”

"Ah......" The fat man opened his mouth wide and was extremely surprised.

I crossed my arms and smiled, and had just taken two steps when suddenly, through a small door leading to the cabin, a hand was stretched out and went straight to me.

I was pulled in by my little hand, and I opened my eyes and said, "What are you doing, didn't you say okay?" Don't contact you yet. ”

The queen, the little fairy, the little soft, and the three girls first covered their mouths and ate for a while, and then pointed at me and said, "Da Jibai, you ...... You're too bad. Your way of healing people is really ...... Loss! ”

I grinned, "General, general, what advice do the three of you have?" ”

Xiao Xian'er patted the queen on the shoulder at this time, and then patted Xiao Rou and said, "The three of us plan to make a cameo, waiter!" ”

"Why do you want to do this?" I asked.

Xiao Xian'er: "The advertisement just posted on the ship welcomes students to work and travel. If you behave well, you can refund the ticket. ”

"Okay!" My eyes lit up, and I said, "You have to be careful, Li Xue, Momo, Yi Yeqing, they are all on the boat." ”

The queen was taken aback: "Ah...... And they came, too. ”

I said, "But they're not here for the assessment, they're going to hold a show here because the company has an event." ”

The queen nodded, thought for a moment and said, "Then I can't be a waiter, I'...... I'll be a waiter supervisor. ”

I nodded affirmatively, and I said in a low voice, "Okay, you, the prisoner, and they." ”

I pointed to Xiaoxian, Xiaorou, turned around and left.

Moment.

The three girls recalled.

"Dajibai, you rascal!"

Three-legged girl, kick my ass in unison.

Saying goodbye to the three little demon moths, I was about to turn back to the cabin and go to the half-fairy to say something to the code.

Suddenly, there was the sound of footsteps on the stairs on the upper floor of the cruise ship.

I saw a middle-aged couple, walking down. As she walked, the woman hiccuped......

One after another, and again and again, it was very uncomfortable.

The man followed behind, and said as he walked: "You, you, come up to see the sea, but you choked on the wind, this is hiccup, I see how long you can get better this time, don't you can't eat by then." ”

The woman gave the man a blank look: "Hungry...... You...... You can do it, you can die without saying a word...... Hungry ......"

I was happy in my heart, and I was thinking of a way, planning to go up and treat it.

Suddenly, from the top of the stairs, a girl in a casual sportswear ran down. When this girl ran to the woman's side, her body was deliberately squeezed.

The stairs on the boat are relatively steep.

The hiccup woman was squeezed like this, and her center of gravity suddenly lost its balance.

Leaning forward, I was about to roll down.

At this moment, the girl in the sportswear swished to the bottom of the stairs like a cat, and then gently pushed her back to catch the woman with the hiccup.

"Hey...... Auntie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. "The girl is holding each other to accompany each other.

"Oops, oops, it scared me to death, oops, this staircase, so steep, girl, you...... You said you're going to knock me down, you...... You're in for a big deal. ”

Girl: "Auntie, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to, you...... You're alright. ”

"No, it's okay, it's okay, it's a big girl, and the aisle is so stupid." The woman gave her a blank look.

The girl grinned, clapped her hands, got up, and left.

The woman slowly descended the stairs, and suddenly said to her husband with a strange face, "Hey, my hiccups seem to be fine." ”

The man smiled: "Okay, don't be surprised, let's go, I heard that there is a model show at night." Let's see, ask for tickets no. ”

The woman gave the man a blank look: "Look, look at your size, hold your eyeballs." ”

At this time, I slowly picked up the phone with the video recording function turned on.

I replayed the picture, looked at the sportswear girl, and smiled in my heart, OK, lock another one, sports girl!