Eat enough to sleep, wake up and eat, this is to describe pigs, people affectionately call them foodies, in addition to eating to know how to eat, the most classic image of foodies is Zhu Bajie, catch the food to stuff the mouth, catch the beauty to chase to death,

Wu Ming found that it was really not wrong to call Ding Zhenyuan a foodie, who said that children born in the mountains must be diligent, she was too lazy like a pig, except for liking to eat and sleep, she didn't seem to have other hobbies, how could a girl not even pursue it, life was too boring,

For people who have no pursuit, Wu Ming expressed strong contempt, people live without noble pursuits, where will there be motivation, as a man in the new era, it is necessary to have ideals and pursuits, Wu Ming's lifelong ideals and pursuits are: beauty,

If you need to be more specific, it is: a lot of beautiful women,

For several days, Wu Ming shared the bed with Ding Zhenyuan every night, although his heart was full of thoughts, but unfortunately without the use of force, he didn't take Ding Zhenyuan at all, as long as his hand crossed the line slightly, the whole person either fell under the bed or stuck to the wall,

If you can't pit your father, you will hit the street,

Ding Zhenyuan would not resist hugging and kissing, most of the time, she stayed like a stupid bird, but once Wu Ming was out of line, she would peck people with a sharp beak, she didn't seem to have any idea in her mind that men and women would not kiss, but why would she be so strict with men and women,

Wu Ming was very puzzled by this, he couldn't understand the thoughts of foodies, their ideas were different from ordinary people, mainly because the depth was too shallow, and then, he asked shamelessly, and finally knew the answer in tears,

Ding Zhenyuan's statement is very hurtful, she said that she often cuddles and kisses with puppies at home, and she is used to it, and the meaning of the words is that she doesn't treat Wu Ming as a person at all.

In the world of foodies, he was actually classified with a dog, which made Wu Ming couldn't help but feel sad, he lived for half his life, and finally lived to a dog, even if he ate sweet and silky Wangzi small steamed buns, it was like eating sour and rancid buns.

The heart is like being trampled by thousands of pigs, leaving only messy hoof prints, making people messy,

Ding Zhenyuan is the golden flower in the big village of the Lisu people, her parents are very famous local wizards, according to herself, she has been under the talisman by her mother since she was a child, and the men in the village dare not approach her.

If you don't see a rabbit and don't scatter an eagle, whoever wants to marry her must get five buffaloes to be eligible to go to her house to propose, and not a single cow hair is missing.

In today's society, before the daughter got married, her family would treat all the men who approached as thieves, and if they didn't have a house or a car, they should be treated as robbers.

Only after marrying her, her mother will unlock the spell on the wedding night, before the spell is unlocked, any man who dares to touch her will be ruined, Wu Ming does not believe this, but he is still a little scared in his heart,

Early in the morning, the annoying alarm clock goes off, dripping and dripping......

Wu Ming frowned, grabbed the alarm clock next to the bed and smashed it on the ground, it was quiet, and after returning to the pot and simmering for half an hour, he got up in a daze, walked into the bathroom to wash up, and then called for breakfast,

Bathed in the morning light, Wu Ming enjoyed a delicious breakfast, flipped through the newspaper, and only then did he know that today was April 1st, today was April Fool's Day, he glanced back at Ding Zhenyuan, who was sleeping soundly on the big bed, and a sly smile appeared on his face,

After preparing the toothpaste bread, Wu Ming walked to the side of the bed, and lightly turned Ding Zhenyuan, who was sleeping on her back, and let her protrude her buttocks sideways, Wu Ming smiled, raised his foot and kicked her ass hard,

Smack, it's so loud, haha, it's really happy,

Wu Ming's pleasure only lasted for a few seconds, and he was soon dumbfounded, Ding Zhenyuan, who was rough-skinned and thick-skinned, just snorted twice, and then crawled up as if he was awake, got up and got out of bed like a walking corpse, pulled his pants, scratched his buttocks with his hands very indecently, and walked into the bathroom sleepy-eyed,

What a coarse god is light,

Ding Zhenyuan is not a very particular girl, she just came out after washing up casually, came to the dining table, she sat down and smiled at Wu Mingjiao, and then showed a greedy face, and couldn't wait to reach out and grab the bread on the plate,

Seeing her bite the toothpaste bread, Wu Ming covered his mouth and laughed: "Foodie, happy April Fool's Day." ”

"Happy." Ding Zhenyuan smirked, she didn't seem to know what Wu Ming meant, and continued to bite into the bread, eating it so fragrantly,

Eldest sister, that's half a piece of toothpaste, Wu Ming twitched the corners of his mouth twice, and asked in a low voice: "Is it delicious, do you think it tastes wrong." ”

Ding Zhenyuan nodded vigorously, stuffed the last bread into her mouth, and said vaguely, "Okay...... It's delicious, it's cool, it's good. ”

Wu Ming sweated and sighed: "You stupid, that's toothpaste, today is your holiday, I replaced the cream on the bread with toothpaste, do you know the toothpaste." ”

Ding Zhenyuan frowned, stretched out her tongue and licked her lips, her eyes flashed, and asked, "What brand, is there anything else?" ”

My mother, Wu Ming slid off the chair and said frantically: "Damn, you are a complete foodie." ”

"Just kidding, you're bad." Ding Zhenyuan grinned, she wasn't really stupid,

After speaking, she grabbed a piece of bread, picked up a jug of milk in her hand, drank half of it, wiped her mouth with her hand, and ate the bread in a big gulp, in just a few days, she seemed to have gained a lot of weight, and an eighteen-year-old girl was as round as a woman who had given birth,

Wu Ming shook his head and said, "If you continue to eat like this, you will definitely be so fat that your mother won't recognize it." ”

"I'm fat." Ding Zhenyuan's hand shook, hurriedly put down the bread, then touched her cheeks, and then touched her stomach, her face instantly turned pale, and she muttered, "If you let Grandma ...... I'm over 130 pounds, and I'm sure I'll kill my sister. ”

Wu Ming was confused, Ding Zhenyuan looked at him nervously, his eyes showed pleading, and he said urgently: "Can you help me...... Do you have the strength to live, I can't be fat, grandma will beat me. ”

"Why?"

"Fat, there will be fewer cattle in exchange, and grandma will kill me."

Wu Ming thought for a while before he understood the meaning of the foodie's words, and said angrily: "It's not fast to find a job, you can clean the room and work hard." ”

"Da Mei, go now." Ding Zhenyuan looked at the bread with nostalgia, her face showed a look of farewell, turned her head and ran into the bathroom, and soon came out with a mop and a towel.

Just when Ding Zhenyuan was sweating profusely, Su Qian knocked on the door and entered the room, and saw Ding Zhenyuan wiping the floor very hard, he glanced at Wu Ming, and asked puzzledly, "What is she doing, why do you clean the room by yourself." ”

"Be stupid." Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "What are you looking for me." ”

Su Qian didn't ask, winked at Wu Ming, and said in a very ambiguous tone: "Wait a minute, we are going to Yalong Bay, today our young lady will appear in a bikini, do you want to go and see." ”

"If you don't look at it, you don't look at it."

"It's in vain to see it,

"Who doesn't look at it for nothing."

"Then let's go, call Brother Shangchang."

The two men said a few words similar to Zen machine, then laughed, and walked to the door side by side, Wu Ming looked back at Ding Zhenyuan, at this time, she was pouting her buttocks, pushing a rag with her hand to wipe the floor,

"Foodie, we're going to play, do you want to go."

Ding Zhenyuan was distracted, and hit the low cabinet headlong, she rubbed her forehead, bared her teeth and said, "Don't go, work." ”

"It's all right."

Ding Zhenyuan exhaled a breath of hot air at the low cabinet, wiped it with her hand, and then smirked with relief: "Hehe...... It's fine, the cabinet is not broken. ”

“…………”

The ark is not broken, but your head is broken,

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If you compare the sea to your mother, Wu Ming has not been to see his mother in the past few days since he came to Sanya, and of course, his mother has not come to see him.

In the past few days, Su Qian has been eating, drinking and having fun with them, and he has never mentioned official business at all, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang have become shopkeepers, and handed over all their bodyguards to others.

Sanya in April is already very hot, the outdoor temperature is as high as about 26 degrees, the crew filmed in Yalong Bay for a morning, after lunch, the crew took a three-story small cruise ship to the sea, ready to go to the nearby island to shoot another theme,

The sky is cloudless, the sea and the sky are the same, the seagulls are soaring on the sea, Wu Ming has a flower shirt on his upper body and flower pants on his lower body, standing on the deck on the first floor in a daze, under the parasol behind him, Zhuge Dachang and Su Qian are lazily lying and drinking juice,

The afternoon sun always makes people lazy, in the cockpit of the cruise ship, several crew members are listlessly controlling the ship, the mustachioed captain received a phone call, nodded and chatted for a while, he looked at several crew members, and ordered: "Don't take the 168 line, prepare to take the 74 line instead, and send the guests to the island as soon as possible." ”

Hearing this, several crew members collectively hit a spirit, "There are many reefs in that line, and we are not running smuggling, so we don't have to take risks." ”

"Boss, we are not a yacht, our big ship has a deep draft, and it is really dangerous to take the 74th line."

"I heard that there are ships sinking this year."

"Less nonsense." The mustachioed captain scolded: "Mr. Ke has called, he wants to charter our ship for three days, and tells us to pick up his guests within two hours." ”

"Mr. Ke."

"I don't need to tell you who his guests are, we better not offend those old gamblers......" Captain Mustache snorted, then smiled lewdly, and continued: "Speaking of which, when will Mr. Ke treat us badly, which of the girls he brought on the boat is not sassy." ”

"That's right, but it's ......"

"Don't say it, if we delay Mr. Ke's affairs, our life will not be easy in the future......" Captain Mustache interrupted loudly: "Prepare to change the course, Lao Tzu has walked through the 74th line before, don't worry, it won't sink." ”

The helmsman nodded and said, "Okay then." ”

Wu Ming is still standing on the deck thinking about things, I don't know why, every time he goes to the beach, he will always feel deeply in his heart, these days he sleeps and dreams of many fragments of the past, but he still can't string some fragments into a complete memory,

Silver Fox, is he really a criminal full of evil,

Unable to think of anything, Wu Ming walked back under the parasol, picked up the juice and drank a big sip, Su Qian, who was reading the newspaper, saw a news that he thought was interesting, and couldn't help laughing: "In a few days, the 3D Titanic will be performed again." ”

Zhuge Dachang shook his head and said, "I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it." ”

Wu Ming said casually: "It's worth seeing, the heroine's milk is good." ”

Su Qian couldn't help but spray and coughed, "Ahem...... Let me explain brother, can your spiritual level be improved a little, don't always be so low-level. ”

"Raise it a little bit, like this."

In fact, everyone has a two-sided side, it depends on you two or not, Wu Ming chose two, he ran to the bow of the deck, stood on the guardrail with both feet, opened his arms, and shouted affectionately: "Meat silk, I'm coming." ”

Zhuge Dachang scolded with a smile: "You are a second goods, be careful not to fall into the sea." ”

Wu Ming turned his head, and before he could speak in a hurry, the cruise ship seemed to have hit something, and it shook very violently, directly throwing him out, and at that moment, the front bow guardrail also hit his head,

When Wu Ming fainted, there was only one thought left in his mind: this joke is too big,