075 Drunk
Besides, on Ye Chen's side, he regretted leaving Fu Ruoyan in his barracks on the first night.
This woman is so noisy!
Not to mention that she couldn't be quiet every minute, her small mouth opened and closed, all of which were talking about trivial matters.
For example, her aunt's mother-in-law's son became pregnant two months after the resumption, but it was only two months after the renewal, which was really a big joke.
And the third house in the past opposite her house, there lives a good brother who grew up wearing a pair of pants since he was a child, and he loves to follow her and be a trick-or-treater everywhere since he was a child, but now that he is getting older, he doesn't necessarily have that kid to open his mind, and he hates women very, very, very, very much!
"You say, you say, Ahu, he doesn't like men, right?" Wakasa leaned in front of Ye Chen and asked, a small face almost touching his face.
Ye Chen didn't like the sudden approach of others the most, and pretended to carry her away with a cold face, and didn't let go, but he heard her scream: "No, no, Ahu wouldn't like men, otherwise Xiao Mu was so beautiful, he was always dangling in front of him, and he didn't see him looking at others." ”
Ye Chen didn't reply, but the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Hey, what can I do now? Ahu doesn't like women, even men don't like it, his father is a scholar, and he likes to go against my father the most, and he was angry that I abducted his son to Mobei, if you know that Ahu is destined to die alone in this life, then his old man doesn't want to look for me desperately! She looked horrified, and her mouth was open and she was crying with her little face.
It's noisy
Suddenly, I saw her expression change, as if she was thinking about something seriously, her brows were tangled together, and after a while, people seemed to see the clouds again, thought of the answer, and said with a bright face: "Yes, this time I will give Ahu Zhang Luo Zhang Luo as soon as I go back, and see if there is any girl in the next village who likes Ahu, as long as the big breasts and butts are fat and good to give birth, and immediately handle the two of them happy events, so that his father can rest assured." ”
Are you sure this is what childhood sweethearts should do?
"But Ahu is also handsome, although he has been very tanned in the past two years, but if he goes back to the capital to raise it for two years, he will keep it in the wind. This kid likes to follow me since he was a child, he will do whatever I do, maybe our two interests and hobbies are the same, then I like the eldest princess the most, the eldest princess's temperament Ahu will definitely not be able to bear it, Ahu is an honest man or the white peony of Chundailou is more suitable, with a thin waist and long legs, and his face is very good-looking, I just don't know if his father will agree"
Ruosa said and spoke, and fell into distress again, and kept reading it in fragments, regardless of whether Ye Chen was listening or not, even if no one replied to her, she also talked to herself for a whole hour.
Ye Chen was still able to stop her heart at first, but then her mind was full of her buzzing and talking voices, and she couldn't do anything.
Finally, Ye Chen opened his mouth with a black handsome face: "You, don't speak." ”
But the previous bet is still ringing in my ears, how can I easily admit defeat? In Wakasa's narrow smile, Ye Chen straightened his face and continued to look down at the fold.
Don't let me talk
I didn't say I wasn't allowed to sing!
"Reach out and touch my sister's shoulder, the shoulder is the same age as Ruan, reach out and touch my sister's flank limb, and flank limb bay bends and hugs her shoulder. ~ Reach out and touch my sister's little hair, race a wool pen, reach out and touch my sister's chest, my chest is in your body~ Reach out and touch my sister's palm, the palm is bent on both sides, reach out and touch my sister's head, out of the cage bun is the same"
"Enough!" Jumping like thunder, I don't know if it was because I couldn't stand the torture of this magic sound piercing my ears, or because I couldn't stand the vulgarity and obscenity of this track, Ye Chen's eyes erupted and looked at her: "What the hell are you singing!" ”
"Eighteen touches" Wakasa's eyes widened and he looked innocent: "You didn't say you couldn't sing." ”
"Shut up!" Ye Chen didn't realize that his emotions were out of control.
"Oh." If narrow, there is a slight snicker at the corner of his mouth.
Ye Chen turned his eyes away from his face, took a deep breath, and then relieved the anger in his heart, and when this anger gradually subsided, Ye Chen couldn't help frowning, but a little chill rose in his heart.
He really hates this woman, he really doesn't know how to write the words dead and alive! knew that it would anger him, but she knew that she had repeatedly committed it and deliberately provoked!
Sometimes I really hate that I can't just pinch her to death, and the world will be pure
"You're not going to kill me, after all, I'm still useful." A voice lazily came from the other side.
Ye Chen's sharp eyes shot at her, but he saw that she was calmly leaning on the beauty couch, taking the grape wine on the side, unceremoniously pouring herself a full glass, taking a sip, and leaving a fragrance on her lips.
Hmm, it tastes good, let's have another drink!
The eyes of the man opposite darkened, with the oppressive force of the wind and rain, this cup was used by him just now
Her movements remained unhurried, and she took another wine bottle and poured a full glass. Then she stepped down and walked towards him, her eyes bright, and she placed the wine bottle in front of him. The purple-red liquor swayed gently inside the glass, and under the light, a layer of starlight seemed to flow on the surface.
Ye Chen squinted his eyes and watched her movements, his expression remained unchanged, and the temperature in his eyes could almost form ice slag.
Wakasa blinked and motioned for him to drink, only to find that he remained motionless, only glaring at her coldly and defensively.
Wakasa looked at it, looked at it, and felt a little funny, so he burst out laughing.
Then I looked at him again, and I laughed more and more, and I couldn't straighten my waist, she was already a little handsome and handsome, so she was always regarded as a man, and her hair was scattered now, and her face was dyed with a hint of blush because of drinking, and her delicate red lips could almost drip blood.
Damn, was she going to tempt him today? amusing
Ye Chen thought that she would make such a trick, but when she saw her stop laughing, put away her bewitching appearance, raised her eyebrows, and said without knowing whether to be sarcastic or looking for death: "Ye Chen, do you know what you look like?" ”
Like what? He swears that if she pulls it off again, he doesn't promise that he won't be provoked by her and break her neck!
"Damn it" her face was ruddy, and there were stars in her eyes: "You look like a hedgehog!" But even a hedgehog sometimes puts away the spikes on his back, but it's funny that you're always like that. ”
Funny? Ye Chen's hand had already begun to accumulate strength, whether it was a palm slapping at her Tianling Gai, or a hand knife slashing at her stamina.
"You don't have to be so vigilant all the time, you see I'm really powerless to resist you now" This wine has a lot of stamina, Wakasa thought, although he also drinks secretly on weekdays, but he doesn't drink much, and it's the first time he drinks wine, I didn't expect this wine that doesn't taste spicy to have such a big stamina.
Gently burped, and the ruddy color on his face became clearer and clearer: "Ye Chen, when I saw you killing that spirit dog yesterday, I was thinking, did you have any psychological shadows when you were a child, I thought about it for a long time, it may be someone abusing you, or it may be something else, in short, it is some bad and terrifying experience." That's why you're always covered in thorns when you're facing people, and you're very fond of using force to solve things, and if you don't agree with each other, you're going to fight and kill."
She burped again, staggered around the table, walked up to him, and held out her fingertips to him.
Ye Chen glanced at her, but saw that her eyes had become sluggish, and she was obviously very drunk.
Wakasa seemed to be trying hard to sort out his thoughts, and said, "But you're not a bad person, after all, you've always wanted to kill me but you still haven't killed me, hehe"
Want to die? No problem at any time! The man sneered.
"I don't know why you have to attack the Great Song Dynasty, but I haven't read a few sage books since I was a child, except for the little cousin who coerced and lured me to copy it, probably" She frowned, looked at her fingers, and began to count them with her fingers: "A copy of the Analects, a copy of the Female Ring, a book of poetry, a book of morals or something, I remember another one" She looked at her empty little thumb, stunned, and her expression was confused.
After a while, he gave up and continued to dwell on this issue, continued to look at Ye Chen, and said, "That's it, I haven't read a few books, and to be honest, the emperor's old fox has never been very good to my father, and those bad old men in the court always bully my father." It's just rice worms raised by some people's fat and people's ointment, so even if the Great Song Dynasty is replaced as the emperor, I don't have any opinion, as long as it's a good emperor, at least it's better than the current one! ”
She paused, her expression suddenly brought a little sadness, and she slowly squatted down in front of Ye Chen, her voice aggrieved: "But, but when I told Daddy like this last time, Daddy got angry, saying that I was disloyal, unfilial, unkind, and unjust, and I lost the monarch, how will I go down to Jiuquan to face the ancestors of the Fu family in the future, but is he so stupid and loyal!" She charged, her mouth shut.
Then she suddenly looked up at Ye Chen, her eyes were clear and bright, without a trace of haze and sloppiness, as if she was not drunk, she said word by word: "Ye Chen, if you really win my father in the future, I mean if, I hope you don't hurt my people of the Great Song Dynasty, treat them and your people equally, treat them well."
As soon as the words fell, his head fell straight forward, and he happened to fall into Ye Chen's arms, his eyebrows and eyes closed. (To be continued.) )