To be on the safe side, and at my strong suggestion, Pan Lin and Ma Dong agreed to let Wang Chongyang and Lao Chi perform a piece of kung fu that the public can understand, which is commonly known as foreign kung fu.

Before the two of them played, I specially told them, don't use internal force, don't even think about spiritual power, this is the yang world, if you scare the people in the yang world, it will be troublesome!

The two agreed very happily, but the development of things often deviates from people's expectations, especially when two ruthless and brave people carry out PK, at the beginning, Lao Wang and Lao Chi still have a trace of the demeanor of a master, such as keeping a smile, point to the end, and don't scold the street or anything, but then Lao Wang accidentally kicked Lao Chi's crotch, Lao Chi lay on the ground on the spot and rolled for a long time, and when he got up, his eyes were green.

Next, Lao Chi has been staring at Lao Wang's vital attack, looking at what he says he has to kick back, but Lao Wang is not a fool, after seeing Lao Chi's eyes, he is careful everywhere, cautious, sometimes, some organs, although we don't use them, but basically no one thinks it is in the way, especially in the world of infinite years in the underworld, it is not easy to live after losing parts.

Although Lao Wang tried to alleviate Lao Chi's anger, his own kung fu was still a few grades behind Lao Chi, and in less than three or four minutes, he took Lao Chi a round firmly, and suddenly, a trace of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.

Reporter Pan Lin was already looking stupid on the side, and from time to time he said to himself: "Yes! That's what I want, it's so beautiful! It's so ethereal! It's so Chinese! ”

What's the matter, I don't know what kind of aesthetics he has, and his indiscriminate methods are still elegant?

I kept muttering in my heart, and now Lao Wang is also excited, after receiving a punch, he began to change his posture of retreat, and instead collided with Lao Chi, muttering in his mouth while fighting back: "Lao Chi, I didn't mean it just now, you want my life with this punch!" ”

Lao Chi was also unforgiving: "Didn't you mean it?" Didn't you kick me on purpose? Are you really stupid? Look at the feet! As he spoke, Lao Chi made another fierce move and kicked Wang Chongyang's heart.

Wang Chongyang tiptoed slightly, his body retreated seven or eight meters, and the words in his mouth became more vicious: "You're not finished, aren't you?" I warn you, don't rely on the old and sell the old! Look at the hidden weapon! As he spoke, Wang Chongyang grabbed a generation of milk from behind his buttocks and threw it at Lao Chi.

Lao Chi stretched out his prosthetic leg to resist, and said, "The secret weapon that can hurt me in this world hasn't been made yet, you tease!" In an instant, the high-speed flying milk and Lao Chi's iron prosthetic limb collided together, and then a bag of milk burst open, and Lao Chi's surroundings began to be filled with white milk mist.

Wang Chongyang seemed to have expected Lao Chi's move, he stretched out his palms suddenly, and shouted: "Innate true qi!" ”

Then, Pan Lin and I and the others watched as the milk mist floating in the air suddenly seemed to freeze, and they all turned into ice needles the size of embroidery needles, and slammed towards Lao Chi.

Pan Linle's direct flow haras: "It's enjoyable, it's really enjoyable, this life is not in vain, Master Wang, this is the so-called internal strength, right?" ”

I was already anxious, and hurriedly shouted at the two people in the middle of the room, "Don't be anxious! Put on a good show, remember, here's the video! ”

Lao Chi was blown into a hedgehog by a bunch of ice needles, the ice needles were milky white, cold and cold, slowly floating white smoke, Lao Chi looked like he had been frozen in the refrigerator for several hours, milky white and silver all over his body.

He ignored my stubble at all, shook his shoulders hard, and suddenly, all the ice needles on his body were forced out, and he rushed towards Wang Chongyang instead.

Wang Chongyang was cautious, hurriedly took out a bag of milk from his back again, squeezed it with his hands, and in an instant, the ice needles turned invisible under the moisture of liquid milk.

Then, the two began to compete in internal strength, the whole room was full of milk, and I don't know if there was something wrong with Wang Chongyang, or what's going on, he brought more than 20 bags of milk up and down, and now the two of them are like taking a milk bath, slippery and soft.

Maybe he felt that he was not very slimy, so he began to take off his clothes.

Wang Chongyang saw Lao Chi undressing, and he also began to undress.

……

Ten minutes later, Pan Lin couldn't stand it anymore, and he said to me, "Master Wang, it's a bit inappropriate to record this again!" Do you want them to put their pants on first? Also, can you open the window, the milk fog in this room is too big, and the camera can't shoot clearly! ”

I want to stop the two of them, but do I dare to step forward? They can't see it, but I found out that the two people have now competed for spiritual power because of the Yin and Yang Technique, and the whole room is full of colorful light, which is pure aura, and a thin person like me, walking to the two of them, is afraid that it will become sparse within minutes.

But how to say that these two people are also mixed with me, I really can't stand by and watch, so I shouted from the air: "Two, it's almost enough, today's performance is over!" ”

Soon, there was a sneer from the fog: "It's finally over, isn't it?" Lao Wang, then we can have a good time! ”

Wang Chongyang was not afraid: "It's not spacious here, let's go out and fight for three hundred rounds!" ”

Lao Chi: "Please! ”

Wang Chongyang: "Please first!" ”

Lao Chi: "Paralyzed, please first!" ”

Wang Chongyang: "You are old, please first!" ”

I interjected, "Can you stop making trouble?" Hurry up and put on your pants! Then open the windows and deflate! ”

Soon, the footsteps of the two were heard in the center of the room, and then I vaguely saw the two of them walking to the window at the same time, opening it gently, and then I saw the figures of both of them jumping from the window at the same time.

After a while, the room was bright again, Pan Lin looked at the window stupidly, and shouted in a wooden voice: "Jump Hop Hop Hop...... Jumped off the building! Scratch Scratch Scratch ...... Hurry up and call the police! This thing is with you...... It has nothing to do with me! ”

Lao Zhao smiled and patted Pan Lin on the shoulder: "It's okay, the two of you don't know where they died now, you hurry up and interview me!" I'm going to see the excitement in a moment! ”

Pan Lin looked at me with round eyes and doubts: "You guys...... You ......"

I sighed and said to him: "You don't have to worry, these two people dare to jump down the cliff hundreds of meters high, let's hurry up the interview, I estimate that it will not take half an hour, they will be back!"

Pan Lin looked at me suspiciously, and then pulled Lao Zhao into a small room next to him and went for an interview.

I walked to the fainted Ma Dong and slapped this guy in the mouth, he was also quite unlucky, Wang Chongyang was smashed by a spiritual power when he didn't take off his pants, and fainted on the spot, this guy was woken up by my two palms, he asked me in a daze: "Are you still fighting?" ”

I replied truthfully: "I went out to fight, it's not fun here, and now Reporter Pan is interviewing Lao Zhao!" ”

Ma Dong stood up slowly, he grabbed my hands excitedly and asked, "Damin, when did you know so many masters?" Where have you been in the past two years? Was it a coincidence that it was taken in by some sect? Do your friends take in apprentices? My kid is 5 years old this year, everything is very good, but a little introverted, like a little girl, don't like to talk, a few days ago there was a person who asked for food and said that my son's bone surprise is a wizard of martial arts, you can see if you can discuss it with your friends, teach my son a few tricks? ”

In recent years, there is really a father who pushed his own son into the fire pit, and I couldn't refuse him, so I had to deal with it casually and said: "This depends on fate, let me tell you, can you make it and say it!" ”

Ma Dong nodded with satisfaction, and then said to a few of us: "Let's go, let's listen to their interview!" ”

I asked suspiciously, "They're in the house, shall we disturb?" ”

Ma Dong said with a smile: "It's an exhaust studio, you can hear it in the room next to it!" ”

I nodded, no more talking.

Soon, we walked into another room, and Pan Lin was only separated by a huge glass in the middle of the room, through the glass wall, I saw Lao Zhao sitting on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, holding a teacup in his hand and drinking water, while Pan reporter kept wiping sweat.

Ma Dong tinkered in the house for a long time, pressed a few buttons on the workbench, and suddenly, I heard the voice next door.

Pan Lin asked Lao Zhao: "Are you saying that the earliest secret marriage is true?" ”

I asked the female bat next to me suspiciously, "What does it mean to be married?" ”

The female bat pondered for a moment and replied, "It's just that the living and the ghost are married, that's what it means!" ”

My face is full of black lines, yesterday his speech did mention the thoughts of the living for the dead and the resulting widowhood customs, but now how can it be related to the issue of ghost marriage? I only heard Lao Zhao's sparkling explanation: "This is what I saw with my own eyes!" ”

Pan Lin's head was already shiny, and his body was still trembling from time to time, and he asked cautiously, "You said you have seen the ghost marriage with your own eyes?" When was it happening? Can you elaborate on that? ”

Lao Zhao: "It didn't take long, about three or four months ago, a friend of mine got a ghost!" At first, I thought I was pregnant, but then I went to the hospital to check that it was a fork! We were playing together that night! ”

Pan Lin was a little prostrate, and hurriedly changed the topic: "Okay, let's talk about the next topic, I heard that your old man has a lot of insight into the bad tradition of male superiority and female inferiority in ancient China, can you talk about your views on this issue?" ”

Lao Zhao Yi grinned: "This is!" ”

Pan Lin: "Do you mean that this phenomenon is wrong, or does it not exist?" ”

Lao Zhao explained: "Let me tell you this, I know a friend, eight or nine hundred years old, is a woman, I have never seen such a strong woman, people are traditional ancient women, his man, is also my friend, he is abused every day to death, just kneeling and kowtowing I have seen dozens of times!" You talk about my daughter-in-law again, this old lady is even more biao, that is, the one who played with a kitchen knife just now, one year I went out on a business trip, I was delayed by things halfway, and I went home two days late, and then these two old ladies threw me down from the sixth floor! What is the superiority of men and the inferiority of women? I tell you, strength is everything, if I can beat her, can she still abuse me? Reporter Pan, let me tell you, this old lady can't get used to it, you have to be ruthless, you have poor kung fu, just use yin tricks, what kind of hugging and falling, black tiger digging out of the heart, beating the stuffy stick, you can greet vigorously, when will you be subdued, when will our old man have dignity! ”