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Zhao Yue and Anne kissed me and me, and didn't take anyone else into account at all, which made Teacher Hao and Ma Xiaochao who came from behind angry, Teacher Hao blurted out to interrupt Zhao Yue's intimacy: "Ahhh Who is this? Anne didn't give us an introduction? ”

Seeing that the two annoying flies appeared again, Anne had no choice but to get off Zhao Yue, and before Anne could introduce her, Zhao Yue introduced herself: "I am the super invincible, loved by everyone, ghostly, and frightening in the universe, and Zhao Yue, the jade-faced divine dragon who has passed Zijian!" ”

Not only Teacher Hao and Ma Xiaochao, but also some students who happened to pass by around heard Zhao Yue's words and immediately ran to the side and vomited, Anne hammered Zhao Yue coquettishly, annoyed that he was funny, and saw that Teacher Hao and Ma Xiaochao were always entangled, so they introduced: "He is my husband!" ”

Many people have heard of Pan An and Song Yu, but they don't know what they do, many people boast of being comparable to Song Yu Pan An, Song Yu is a native of Chu Yan Ying in the late Warring States period, and according to legend, he is a disciple of Qu Yuan, and the famous Chu Ci is given to everyone. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info one of the four beautiful men in ancient times, beautiful and famous through the ages, born in the last years of King Chu Huai, serving King Chu Qingxiang and King Chu Kaolie, then a doctor.

Pan An is Pan Yue, a writer from the Western Jin Dynasty. The name of Pan An began with Du Fu's poem "Flower Bottom", "I am afraid that it is Pan'an County, which can be left in Wei Jiche." Later generations were known as Pan An. According to the words of Wang Po in the classical masterpiece "Water Margin", the Ruyi Langjun of ancient women must have the following five conditions, that is, "Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian".

"Pan" means that a man must be good-looking, that is, he needs to have the appearance of Pan An, and Pan An is "the first beautiful man in ancient and modern times".

"Donkey" means that a man should be physically strong and have thick and round genitals like a donkey.

"Deng" means that men should be rich, Deng Tong is the male favorite of Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty, the richest man in the Western Han Dynasty, one day this guy said to Emperor Wen that the fortune teller told him that he would die poor in this life, and Emperor Wen asked him to "cast the world's money", so he became a person who was richer than Tao Zhu Gong.

"Small" means that a man's surname should be well-behaved and understanding, that is, to please a woman like Jia Baoyu, at least have a good temper, have a strong ability to resist beatings, and be able to play the role of a battered person in domestic violence.

"Idle" means that at any time a woman asks any man to obey unconditionally, be on call, and have no regrets.

And appearance is the top priority, the top priority, Pan An's talent in the Wei and Jin dynasties of more than 100 years of history is the same as Lu Ji's literary leader, placed today can also be ranked among the 100 people in the history of Chinese literature, his appearance is "the first beautiful man in ancient and modern times" is unmatched, Pan An is not abusive, he is dedicated to his career, he is full of affection for his wife, after his wife's death, he always misses and leaves many famous works of missing his deceased wife, in ancient society Pan An loved his wife and a concubine. Such a beautiful man does not have a little lace news, and it is extremely rare that his wife is not in the continuation after his death, and he also honors his parents, he was born in the "Wen N generation" of Confucianism, and the family generation is the official "official N generation", so the honor of "the first beautiful man in ancient and modern times" is beyond the eyes of others, and Pan An's advantage is overwhelming.

"Dream of Red Mansions" also has criteria for choosing a son-in-law for ancient women, such as in "You Sanjie Thinking of Marrying Liu Erlang", You Sanjie: "But a lifelong event, one life to death, is not child's play." Now I have changed my ways, and if I choose a man who I say is good for me, I will go with him. If it is up to you to choose, although it is rich than Shi Chong, only Zijian, and better than Pan An, I can't enter in my heart, and I have passed a life in vain. ”

"The World Speaks New Language. Chapter 14. "Seven Rules" Pan Yue has a wonderful appearance and a good look. When he was young, he popped up Luoyang Road, and the woman met him, and he couldn't help but haunt him. Zuo Taichong was ugly, and he also returned to Yue Youao, so the group of concubines spat together and returned suddenly. "The World Speaks New Language. Chapter 14. Nine Rules" Pan Anren and Xiahou Zhan have beauty, and they like to walk together, and they are called "Lianbi" at the time.

Zijian is Cao Zhi, his talent is known to the world, he becomes a poem in seven steps, and his talent is unmatched.

Zhao Yue said to the people around him: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to take my wife away, do you have any opinions?" After that, Zhou Xingye laughed three times, pulled Anne to the car and shouted: "Open the door!" ”

The door opened automatically, and the two of them got in, and the car sprang out silently, swift and powerful, and disappeared from everyone's sight in the blink of an eye.

Teacher Hao, Ma Xiaochao and others were so angry by Zhao Yue's arrogant appearance that they were about to vomit blood, and Teacher Hao wailed: "It's ruined, it's ruined!" A flower rots in cow dung, hey! ”

A person next to him said: "This car is so cool!" Do you know what the brand is? ”

Another classmate said: "I basically know the world's good cars, but I have never seen this car, I really don't know what brand this car is, to say that this car is really good, there is no sound when it starts, it is still fully automatic, its image is like a collection of noble, elegant, generous, gentle in one of the stunning women, praise!" It's amazing! ”

Ma Xiaochao's expression on his face changed, and he and Teacher Hao glanced at each other, and each snorted and parted ways. Ma Xiaochao walked to no one and took out the phone and dialed a number, after the phone was connected, he didn't wait for the other party to speak, and said first: "You check the details of the owner of the car whose license plate number is Hunan xxxppppd!" ”

Ma Xiaochao took the phone as he walked, thinking to himself what universe invincible you are, what jade-faced dragon, you are Anne's husband, you said it earlier! Let Lao Tzu lose such a big face, Lao Tzu will never let you have a good time! Turn your jade-faced dragon into a dead loach! Hum! He heard some time ago that Anne already had a husband and was married, and originally thought that her husband should be a handsome and chic man with a deep background or strong financial resources, who knew that the man who looked frustrated and in his thirties just now was Anne's husband, who was too far worse than his horse Xiaochao, which made him feel extremely unbalanced, even if he pulled a man on the street at random, it was better than Anne's husband!

Zhao Yue didn't know that Ma Xiaochao had the intention of taking revenge on him, he was driving Anne to dinner, Anne was worried about the two children, and asked, "Why did you come alone?" What about the kids? ”

Zhao Yue said: "I have already called Lao Fei to pick it up, tonight is our time!" ”

The two had dinner together in a high-end Western restaurant, and after checking out, they saw a large circle of people around the door of the restaurant, surrounding Anne's car, Zhao Yue took Anne's hand and walked over to take a look at the crowd, only to see five young people dressed as gangsters lying around the car, these people have colorful hair and their clothes are specially cut to tatters.

Zhao Yue bent down and lifted a red-haired imp and slapped him twice in the face, the red-haired imp was awakened by the fan, and when he saw Zhao Yue grabbing his collar, he shouted: "Who are you, you dare to touch me to try?" ”

"Smack, smack!" Zhao Yue slapped him twice, and the cheeks on both sides of the little ghost were swollen.

The red-haired little ghost saw that Zhao Yue really dared to touch him, and scolded: "I wipe your grandma, you dare to beat Lao Tzu?" ”

"Smack, smack!" Zhao Yue slapped him again.

"Lao Tzu killed your whole family!" The red-haired imp shouted again.

"Smack, smack!" Zhao Yue slapped twice again.

"I'm not done with you!" The red-haired imp was beaten dizzy, and was grabbed by Zhao Yue by the collar, and he couldn't hit Zhao Yue, so he could only scratch and kick his hands and feet and limbs.

After receiving more than a dozen slaps in a row, the red-haired little ghost was honest, and at this time his face was already swollen to be more than a pig's head, he really couldn't imagine that Zhao Yue would beat him so many times in front of this person, and he had been beaten to the point that he had lost his temper completely.

"Say, who told you to get my car?" Zhao Yue asked.

When the red-haired imp heard Zhao Yue ask about the person behind him, he became arrogant again, and shouted vaguely: "You'd better let us go, our brothers can't help you mess with it!" ”

"Smack, smack!!" Zhao Yue slapped him twice, and the red-haired imp was beaten and screamed, his face was already hot and painful, and he was slapped twice and it hurt even more to the bone marrow, and he couldn't help screaming.

"You're not honest, are you?" Zhao Yue raised his palm and wanted to hit again.

One of the onlookers next to him said: "What a stupid b, don't you know if a hero doesn't suffer a loss in front of him?" After being beaten like this, you're still pretending to be b, and when you go back, I guess your mother won't know you anymore."

The others burst out laughing when they heard this, and they all thought to themselves that this was a wonderful person.

The red-haired little ghost saw everyone laughing, and realized that he was really stupid B, and he didn't have the capital to turn the tables and still stood up, isn't he stupid B? If you don't say it, it is estimated that this guy in front of him will keep fighting, his face is swollen like that, and his speech is not clear: "Department, Department Ma Xiaocha, Master Ma!" ”

Listening to the words of the red-haired ghost, Zhao Yue frowned and threw him to the ground, "plop", the red-haired ghost felt that his two buttocks and balls were broken, and he was about to get up, when he felt a huge impact on his body, and when he opened his eyes, he saw an unconscious brother pressing on him.

Zhao Yue threw the other four unconscious gangsters one by one on the red-haired imp's body and pressed them, stacking them up like stacking arhats, the red-haired imp's face was flushed when he was pressed underneath, and his fat face became more and more swollen after being beaten.

Zhao Yue turned around and took Anne's hand, and the two got into the car together, and after the car drove away, the police arrived, and the five unlucky gangsters were taken to the police station.

"This Ma Xiaochao is so insidious, he actually found someone to try to damage my car! Damn it! If it weren't for the car's protective counterattack system, it is estimated that it would not be able to drive out tomorrow! Anne said indignantly.

Zhao Yue nodded and agreed: "Well, this guy is indeed a bit sinister, what do you want?" ”

Anne thought about it, shook her head and said she didn't know, Zhao Yue felt that this Ma Xiaochao only had this ability, so he made a small fuss, asked a few people to threaten him, or he would throw stones into the window of your house, this is the normal performance of a child's revenge.

(To be continued)