"The little monk went down the mountain to fast, and the old monk confessed that the woman under the mountain is a tiger, and she must avoid it if she meets ......"

Yan Xiaozhu's taste is really inferior, what a broken song in the USB flash drive! Wu Ming's face was full of black lines, and he was racing at high speed while obeying traffic rules with one hand on the steering wheel, revealing his superb driving skills.

Along the way, many people raised their middle fingers to pay homage to him, and when they came to an intersection, they met a red light and squeaked...... After the piercing sound of brakes, Wu Ming stopped the car steadily with a small swing of the tail, it was really cool inside and outside, and if a little girl saw it, she would definitely not help but scream.

It's a pity that there is no little girl, Wu Ming's move scared the souls of passers-by, one of the rib uncles who wanted to cross the road reacted the most exaggeratedly, he stomped and climbed onto the telephone pole on the side of the road, and climbed to a position where he could touch the light bulb without any tools, which is really breathtaking.

After the green light, the Porsche disappeared like the wind......

The trembling uncle sighed faintly, how did he come up? Now the question is how? The hands and feet are completely soft, and the telephone pole has a lot of protruding edges and corners, just slide down, it doesn't matter if the pants are torn, and there is no way to remedy the cracks in the balls.

Wu Ming didn't know at all, his unintentional cool behavior of inserting willows had troubled the strongest passer-by of the year for a long time, and after entering the high-end community where Leng Bingbing lived, he called to ask the specific location of Leng Bingbing's home.

On the sixteenth floor of Unit A of Building 12, Wu Ming found a parking space and parked the car and walked to the residential building, and when he entered the building, he saw that the two elevators had just gone up, which could take five minutes to wait, and Wu Ming didn't want to climb the stairs directly.

If it is a fast man, five minutes is enough for a woman **, and then put on his pants unhurriedly, and there may be plenty of time to smoke a cigarette, although Wu Ming is not a fast man, he is a monkey anxious man, a woman's heart is as ever-changing as her face, he is afraid of delaying time, and Leng Bingbing will change his mind.

The cold home is a building in a building, with a stylish and simple decoration, Wu Ming didn't pay attention to these, his eyes kept wandering with her, she was actually wearing clothes? And you're dressed quite thickly? Could it be that she is looking for her brother to be happy? What a lack of pumping!

Coldly poured a glass of water out, and Wu Ming immediately asked, "Why are you wearing clothes?" ”

"Who doesn't wear clothes?"

"Didn't you just say you weren't wearing clothes?"

"What was I wearing in the shower?" Seeing Wu Ming's disappointed expression, Leng Bingbing reacted and said angrily: "You bastard!" Don't be cranky, I'm here to talk to you about business. ”

Wu Ming said with a surprised face: "What else is there to talk about at such a late hour?" ”

Leng Bingbing threw him a wink that only saw the whites of his eyes, and said indifferently: "I personally helped you negotiate the case, and I called you here to sign and get customer information." ”

"That's it?"

"And what else do you want?" The cold voice dropped below freezing, she picked up the brown paper bag on the table and pulled out the case contract, and continued: "Hurry up and sign, and then get out!" ”

"I'll sign, I'll sign ......" Wu Ming smiled flatteringly, he picked up the water after signing and took a sip, frowned and asked, "What kind of water is this?" ”

"Mineral water!"

"What brand?"

"Nongfu Spring!"

"No wonder it's a little ......sweet," Wu Ming smacked his mouth, then covered his forehead and began to shake, and continued: "I mean no wonder I'm a little dizzy, I will get drunk when I drink this brand of mineral water, dizzy, dizzy." ”

As soon as the words fell, Wu Ming slowly fell on the sofa, his eyes closed and his legs stretched, and then he didn't move at all, will the water drinker get drunk? Is it a liar? Leng Bingbing covered his forehead with a helpless expression, stretched out his delicate little feet and kicked him, "Hey! Hurry up and don't play dead! ”

If you don't get up, if you don't get up, you just don't get up, a manly man, you have to pretend to be backbone if you pretend to be dead, Wu Ming closed his eyes tightly, gritted his teeth and didn't move, if he went back like this, he would be ridiculed by Zhuge Dachang for at least three years.

Today, you can't say anything about leaving, life is the person here, death is the soul here, and death depends on here.

What a bummer! Leng Bingbing secretly showed a delicate smile and hummed: "Then you can sleep on the sofa!" ”

Hearing the cold footsteps, Wu Ming opened his eyes, revealing a trace of indignation, Brother Loss also combed a beautiful split hair for the second brother and sprayed French perfume, but the hair was not used, which really made people wake up in tears in the middle of the night.

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At zero o'clock, many people had already fallen asleep, and coldly crept to the living room with a quilt of down, looking at Wu Ming's sleeping face, she showed a helpless smile, just when she leaned down to help Wu Ming with the quilt.

Wu Ming suddenly opened his eyes, showed a sly smile and pulled her, and suddenly let out a cold exclamation, and fell directly into Wu Ming's arms, she couldn't help but be coquettish: "Villain!" What are you doing? ”

Wu Ming hugged Leng Bingbing and turned around, pressed her under him, smiled, and said, "Bingbing girl, it's so late, what are you secretly trying to do?" Honestly, are you coveting my man? ”

"Who's going to covet you bastard? You get up quickly......" Leng Bingbing was like a kitten that had been stepped on by the tail, and warned with a red face and kicking and scratching: "If you don't get up again, I'm going to bark." ”

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, and he picked up her pointed chin with his fingers, then lowered his head, guessing what Wu Ming would do next, and said coldly and weakly: "Don't ...... Hmmm......"

It's so sweet! Wu Ming gently sucked the cold cherry lips, she just gave in obediently after a few symbolic pushes, and then closed her eyes shyly, letting Wu Mingyu take what she wanted.

This little woman should still be the first kiss, there is no kissing skill at all, she will only open her mouth stupidly, but it can make a man extremely intoxicated, Wu Ming's thief hand climbed the Peak of the Virgin, and he just snorted coldly, and did not refuse.

It's better to pinch than to look at it, it's really big! Taking advantage of the cold and a little confused, Wu Ming quietly pulled her tight pants with his other hand, the relationship is still relatively ambiguous at this stage, and the emotional foundation is not stable enough, if she takes off her clothes to make her sober, she may not have a chance to take off her pants.

can only make a dangerous move, and take advantage of her not to react, cook the raw rice into mature rice!

For how to get a woman's first night, Wu Ming has done systematic research, if you don't need to be strong, the chance of failure to take off your clothes first is as high as seventy percent, and the chance of success in taking off your pants directly is very high, but unfortunately he still missed a little.

Leng Bingbing is a calm-headed woman who is so calm that she is perverted, and when her brain barely turned into a slurry, she noticed that Wu Ming was pulling her pants, she immediately opened her eyes and grabbed her pants, and sternly refused: "Don't!" ”

The sneak attack failed! Wu Ming sighed slightly, and said with a wry smile: "I was about to explode before you said it, it really killed people." ”

Leng Bingbing's face was so red that he almost dripped blood, and whispered: "My menstrual period!" ”

Why do women all over the world use this trick? Do you think the same move will work for a kidney fighter? Wu Ming snorted and began to pinch his fingers and count.

"What are you doing?"

"Count your period!"

"You badass!" Leng Bingbing looked ashamed, stretched out his hand and twisted it around Wu Ming's waist, and said angrily: "You are really hopeless." ”

I remember that in France, Leng Bingbing was also in the menstrual period when he was just sick, and after the 'hip half fairy' pinched his fingers, damn! This chick isn't lying, it's really menstrual period!

Since there is no possibility of eating meat, what is the point of drinking soup to swell yourself to death? It's better to pretend to be a good person, Wu Ming picked up the quilt on the ground, and said with an unusually gentle smile: "I will never force a woman, I am willing to wait as long as you want, let's sleep!" ”

"The devil believes you!" Leng Bingbing said this, but a warm smile appeared on her face, and her smile seemed to dispel the chill of midwinter, making Wu Ming feel like a spring breeze.

It was the second time that they hugged each other and slept tightly, and nothing had happened to the two, but their hearts were closer, as if they had returned to the cold and warm Alpine canal.

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The next day, at twelve o'clock at noon, Zhuge Dachang sent Wu Ming to Zhongzheng Airport, sitting on the waiting chair in the airport hall, and the two did not say a word for a long time.

Wu Ming opened the conversation box and said with a smile: "Brother Pig! Don't keep a straight face! I don't feel like you're sending me off, you're sending me to prison. ”

"It's okay to be in prison, at least your little life is still ......" Zhuge Dachang scolded with a smile: "The water in the capital is very deep, don't lose your little life." ”

The boarding prompt radio for flying to the capital sounded, Wu Ming stood up with the ticket, and said with a faint smile: "I'm leaving, you have a good rest, take advantage of the holiday to soak Wushuang in your hands, I didn't see you chasing Wushuang when I came back, I will despise you every day!" ”

"Don't worry! She can't run......" Zhuge Dachang laughed arrogantly: "She is destined to be my woman in this life." ”

The two walked silently to the boarding gate, Zhuge Dachang showed a solemn expression, and said in a deep voice: "Next time, I won't be injured again." ”

Wu Ming turned his head sideways when he heard this, looked at Zhuge Dachang seriously, and then said word by word: "Next time, I won't let you get hurt again." ”

"Take care!" Zhuge Dachang patted Wu Ming on the shoulder and said, "Call me if you have something!" ”

"That's what I told you......" Wu Ming turned around and walked to the boarding gate, raised his hand without looking back, and waved, and continued: "Brother Pig, take care, remember to pass it to me when you get off the new wool!" ”

Zhuge Dachang solemnly spit out two words: "Definitely!" ”

The plane took off, Wu Ming looked at the old man who was over half a hundred years old beside him, and couldn't help but sigh, the stewardess's buttocks were still very round and warped, but without Zhuge Dachang's affectionate description, he always felt that there was less elasticity, which made him not interested in helping others look at their buttocks.

The capital, at the foot of the Son of Heaven, the place where the princes and nobles gathered in ancient times, now a different word, high-ranking officials and the second generation, where they spit phlegm on the thigh of a stranger, may summon the disaster of prison, and there is a solid shield missing, it seems that it is necessary to keep a low profile.

Wu Ming nodded secretly, and casually flipped through the customer information in his hand, the employer's name is He Suyun, the general manager of Chaoyang Chain Beauty Company, the company has more than a dozen chain beauty salons, and has independently developed a skin care product that is highly sought after by middle-aged women, and is well-known in China.

This case takes four months, and it is not clear who exactly to protect, looking at He Suyun, the employer of the beautiful natural insurance, Wu Ming showed a wry smile, if it is to protect this old woman, it will be miserable, and her eyes will be poisoned all the time.