Chapter 129: XXX Jokes for Girls
Ay...... Ay...... It's itching to death...... Don't...... No!
Ren Ling hooked her pink little toes with her five fingers, twisted her delicate little waist on the bed, and gently kicked me with her other foot. %&*";
I black-faced, and I felt that the cry was three parts real and seven parts exaggerated.
"What is it called! It's so good, why don't you become a voice actor! I said viciously, took the pen, sat on the edge of the bed, and began to write the names of acupuncture points on her little belly button.
"Hey...... Ouch...... You ......"
Ren Ling called again.
I gritted my teeth and insisted on moving the pen like flying, and wrote down the several acupuncture points mentioned today one by one.
Finally, I breathed a long sigh of relief, wiped the beads of sweat from my forehead, and twisted my face to look.
Well, a few bad little beauties can't hold back their joy with their forehands covering their mouths.
I don't think it's good, they don't really think of this as a game, just for fun!
Sound stimulation is no less than a visual killer!
Now, there is sight, and then sound......
Your uncle, do you want the deity to live! In the event of a madness, what ...... consequences?
Whatever! Go with the flow! Didn't the second uncle talk about it? Taoism is natural, yes, naturally good.
My heart is at peace.
Hold the pen and move to the side of the little fish.
"Take your feet." I command.
"Hmm." The little fish obediently, raised his thighs, and handed the little feet to me.
I took a look, um, good, very tender, very well maintained.
I took a pen and wrote.
"Oh yes! Sell cakes! Light...... Tap ...... Oh...... Yami butterfly ......"
Xiaoyu's voice is already fascinating, and every time I call, I can react if I am not strong-willed. Now, she's so exaggerated.
I had to take a deep breath, release the method of shaking the tail, shock the lumbar spine, and guide the fire of the dantian to my waist.
The waist is hot.
Warm and comfortable.
I grinned, put the little fish foot girl down and said, "Look at you, in a word, there are three Chinese dialects, but this is not overbearing." You have to be powerful, you call the uncle one in the Sichuan dialect. ”
Ladies haha.
Xiao Yu's face turned red, and he opened his mouth and said, "You are an immortal board, you are a hammer." ”
I was happy, looked up to the sky, and laughed: "Hahaha! Day......? ”
I bowed my head, my voice deepened, and I said, "Day! It is the tool ground, the ...... I don't say it, you know ha. ”
The little fish lifted its foot and kicked it towards me.
I retreated.
Unfortunately, half a second later, five pink toes just probed under me.
Man! Rise up! You know.
That's right, I'm on the rise.
I was embarrassed to rise under the gaze of several girls.
The girls were shocked. (Baidu search: with dreams, read the fastest update of novels)%&*";
One by one, their eyes widened, staring at the place that had become a tent, and they didn't dare to say a word.
Zhang Qian estimated that it was the first time she had seen her up close.
She was ashamed and simply covered her face.
I sighed: "Let's make trouble, let's make trouble!" If you make trouble again, I can't suppress the fire, in case you are all xx, what will you do? ”
Zhang Qian covered her face and replied: "If you dare xx, I will arrest you." ”
I said okay, just wait for me to xx first, and then you can catch it!
Coax!
The women instantly seemed to react, and they got up one after another to find clothes and put them on their bodies.
The queen said while putting on it: "Da Ji Bai has been your classmate for many years, I didn't expect you to be such a hard-willed person, what is the spring of you, how can you react when you touch your feet?" ”
I gritted my teeth: "Li Yizhuo, don't stand and talk, don't feel a backache, you have the ability to be a man, and I will be a woman." Yes, let's change our souls, I'll use your body, and then put my feet on my feet and pull a few times, do you see if you stand? If you don't stand, I'm not a man. ”
Xiao Yu covered his ears and said, "Hooligans, too rascal, I'm a girl, my pure heart." ”
I was vicious: "Shi Xiaoyu, you can pretend with me!" Uncle He, I didn't hear anyone who could shout the three words Yamei Butterfly, by the way, and oh yes, that tone, it made me wonder if you were a part-time voice actor, how many movies have you watched on my back, you are honest. ”
"Ah...... I'm not alive anymore. Xiao Yu hugged his clothes and was barefoot, jumped out of bed and ran away.
"Humph!" I got out of my evil spirit, hugged my arms, stood in the middle of the house, and showed my domineering side.
"Are you still writing?" I asked aloud.
Yu Linglin dragged his lame legs, pulled Ren Ling to turn his head and replied: "Don't write it yet, I don't care, both men and women are the same, they can't do it, let's compare it according to Ren Ling's sister first, thank you!" ”
I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's okay to save yourself from the evil fire running around." ”
Talking kung fu, I turn my head, I'll go! Why is there still one lying on the bed.
Take a closer look, it's Xiaofei.
"What's the situation with you?" I asked.
"Uncle, I'm fine, you can write it, you can write it for as long as you want." Xiaofei closed her eyes and replied, her delicate body trembling slightly.
I blackfaced: "Little girl, pretend to be an idiot with me, you can recognize the acupuncture points with your eyes closed, you still let me write it for you, and I will endorse it at the same time!" Tomorrow, start, stay with me! ”
"Roger, uncle!"
I breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, and walked back to my room.
Close the door with a backhand.
I clenched my fist and swung it hard.
"Rejoice! It's so exciting! These girls don't teach them a lesson, it's really lawless! ”
Women are like that, sometimes, they will deliberately make some low-level jokes and do some lewd acts in front of men.
But be warned, they don't do it because they want to, or because they're in their nature!
They are like cats who love to play with balls of yarn, and they just think it's a fun thing.
It's true!
If, you take it seriously.
Well, it's likely that friendship and budding love will be lost all at once.
On the other hand, if one day when they really want to, they will say, "Oh no, don't, I can't accept it, give me some time and so on."
So, woman, it's terrible!
I went back to my room and rinsed briefly.
Go to bed and die.
Wake up naturally at dawn.
Get up and open the door.
Everything is in order outside the house.
Xiaofei walked in the gossip circle, and Yu Linglin dragged most of her legs to do yoga in the women.
And when I appeared, it was obvious to me that the girls were all the same expression.
They couldn't hold back their fun.
Let's be happy, let's be happy! Beware of Le cramps!
Had breakfast.
Zhang Qian was responsible for sending Ren Ling to take the last few exams, and by the way, Yu Linglin and the queen were carried.
I took Xiaofei and Xiaoyu and went straight to the company.
to the company.
When I entered the building, I happened to meet Li Xue and Momo at the door.
"Hello."
"Hello......" Li Xue couldn't hold back her joy.
I knew that when I entered the elevator, I deliberately stood next to Li Xue: "It's all your demon moths, isn't it?" You are too insidious, Mr. Li, in vain for me...... In vain, I am willing to help you die. ”
Li Xue laughed and said, "Is it just a joke?" You, you, I really can't help you. ”
I blackfaced: "The joke is so open, instigating a little beauty to form a group to seduce me." Hey, Sister Momo, you say, is this too much? ”
Momo haha: "I see, it's not too much at all. ”
I was speechless, with my back to the elevator car, facing the wall to go to the bird......
I really can't afford to fight with these women!
Entering the company, Li Xue asked Xiaofei: "What, Xiaofei, she ......"
I said, "This apprentice, I don't want you to pay a salary, I see that you are nervous." ”
Li Xue glanced at me: "Don't be a villain, am I that kind of person?" Sister Xiaofei is so good, she is an apprentice with you, and she really does BQ a great favor. Come to Xiaofei, let Sister Xiaoyu take you a form to fill in in a while, and Sister Xue will go back and give you the salary of a trainee assistant. ”
Xiaofei's eyes lit up: "Wow, Sister Xue, you are amazing, I love you to death." ”
I took Xiaofei to Xiaoyu to fill out the form, and Momo shouted in the corridor: "Doctor Ji, come to Mr. Li's office." ”
I told Xiaoyu to take care of Xiaofei, and turned around and went to Li Xue's office.
The door is unlocked.
One push and went in.
In the house, two women were sitting at the coffee table drinking tea.
I grinned over and sat down on the couch: "What's the matter?" Another notice? ”
Li Xue looked at Momo and smiled, then turned to me again: "There is no announcement, Momo, you tell him." ”
Momo took a sip of tea: "The decoration over there of BQ Culture has been ok, and a group of artists recruited before the decoration have also been in place." Teacher hiring is also done. ”
I said, "It's a good situation, but what does it have to do with me?" ”
Momo leaned her body on the back of the seat, looked up to the sky and sighed: "Li Xue, come back to you, I really have nothing to do with him." ”
Li Xue smiled: "Let's just think that you are very similar to the kind of strange people in the legend, yes, just the kind of people who are outside the world." Besides, BQ Culture also has your shares, and you are also a shareholder. Therefore, Momo means to lend you for a period of time, so that you can help to carry out the preliminary work of BQ culture better. ”
I tasted the tea and couldn't say: "Mr. Li, Mr. Li, my goddess, where do I look like a master in the world." I'm just a vulgar person, a vulgar little ** silk who can't be vulgar, you let me help Sister Momo, this ...... That's too much, isn't it? ”
Li Xue was disgusted: "Immodest!" Well, that's it! Anyway, I'm not going to send you any notices, either you're spending time in the office or you're going to go with Momo. ”
I turned my head to look at Momo.
Momo stretched out her arms and said, "Come on, sister take you in." ”
I gritted my teeth: "Okay! But if there are conditions, I have to bring my little apprentice. ”
"No problem! As long as it's not a girl you kidnapped, I'll treat it with a high standard. ”
I hated: "Am I so obscene?" ”
Li Xue laughed: "It's not obscene, it's just a bit of a townhouse." ”
I was speechless.
I had lunch with Momo and Xiaofei in the company before going downstairs to pick up the car and go to BQ Culture.
BQ Culture is only four stops away from the modeling agency.
Three red lights along the way.
When I got to the place, it was already half an hour later.
We are standing in front of this newly completed 38-storey office building.
I looked up at the tall buildings and felt small.
Momo said at this time: "BQ Culture has now rented the fifteenth, sixteenth, seventeenth, and three floors of the office building. ”
I was amazed, "That's a lot of rent." ”
Momo smiled and said: "The house was found with the help of a person named Liu Gaoxia, and she spoke from it, which was at least thirty percent cheaper than others, and signed a five-year contract, which basically saved the decoration cost and part of the equipment cost." ”
I nodded.
Momo continued: "In addition, in the early stage of registration, seventy-six students were accepted at the beginning of the class. Both men and women, each for half a semester, 100,000 tuition. ”
I was shocked: "You guys are robbing money!" 100,000 tuition? ”
Momo smiled again: "What can you do in this city for 100,000 yuan in business now?" If you have talent, come here for short-term training, and then BQ culture will operate a little, and you will get a film shooting, a runway, and a music company packaging, and you will earn far more than 100,000. ”
I muttered, "Half a semester, what can I learn in half a year?" ”
Momo said: "Half a year is enough, half a year to learn, half a year to operate, and half a year to Xiaohuo, if you have talent, earn a million, no problem." ”
Speaking of this, Momo said: "In this era, everything is fast-paced, and the artists are the same, they are fast-paced, and they are fast-paced. ”
At this time, I said, "Momo, you know more than I know much about this business, what are you calling me to do?" ”
Momowaner: "You'll know in a moment." ”