"It's really that ugly. Shi Jingtian said very seriously to the rest of his life.

"Ugly, mother, where is Lao Tzu ugly. The children in the bamboo cage were noisy, and although they spoke with toddler accents, they didn't speak like they.

"Then open it up and take a look. "Without waiting for the rest of his life to speak, the skeleton has already spoken.

The skull's deep eyes glowed with a strange light, and he vowed not to give up until he achieved his goal.

Seeing that she was unrelenting, Shi Jingtian waved his hand, "Open it, let them see this grandson, let him know how ugly he really is." ”

After glancing at Shi Tiantian with his gloomy eyes, the old man slowly opened the lid on the bamboo cage.

At first, there was nothing, and when Yu Sheng was wondering, he saw a hand stretched out from the edge of the bamboo cage, a very small hand.

The hand was only a little bigger than a chicken claw, and its skin was wrinkled and blackened, as if it had been soaked in soy sauce.

When the head came out, the people present were even more stunned.

This head is also smaller, like a premature baby who has just taken on a human form, and his face is even more wrinkled than that of Lao Suo, and his facial features are squeezed together.

That's it, what's even more unbearable is that the skin is also soy sauce-colored, with a certain greasy luster, and all the bones are exposed in one mouth.

When the dog saw this, he was frightened and took three steps back and barked.

The three monsters, the little monster and the sea monk, were also frightened, "Good girl, I thought that dog was already ugly, but I didn't expect that there was such an ugly thing." ”

Yu Sheng stopped the dog, and forcibly endured the discomfort and asked Shi Jingtian, "This, this is a... Wood, mummy!"

When he said the back, Yu Sheng's eyes widened, and he pointed to the little man who was holding the edge of the bamboo cage with both hands and finally standing on it.

But it's not a mummy, in addition to the head and hands, his body is wrapped in cloth, and there is even a lot of cloth behind him.

"What mummy?" Fu Nan stared at him, "It's not human, is it? ”

"You're not human, your whole family isn't human. The villain clasped his hands on his chest and pointed at the dog, "Now take a closer look, isn't Lao Tzu better looking than him?"

At this time, the skeleton that had never made a sound bent down with "vomit", "No, I'm going to vomit, vomit..."

"Did you vomit, and everything you ate fell to the ground. One of the twin brothers said disdainfully.

"You're not a skeleton, how do you know if people vomit or not...", the other of the twins retorted disdainfully, but was interrupted by the skeleton.

"Yes, I'm a skeleton. The skeleton straightened up, came to his senses, and pointed at the old man, "This is obviously a child, look at what you have abused." ”

"He abused me, I abused him about the same. The villain clasped his hands on his chest and threw his head up.

Perhaps tempted by the aftertaste of the food, the villain put down his cool gesture and pointed to the food on the table, "Quick, stone, order food for Lao Tzu." ”

Shi shook his forehead and leaned forward sympathetically for the rest of his life, "Who is the boss of you? Also, what is this?"

"Stuff your mother, your mother is the thing. Without waiting for Shi Jingtian to answer, the villain spoke first, not polite at all.

"Hey, shut up!" Shi Jingtian hurriedly went to stop him, and the old man also went to cover his mouth, but it was too late.

only heard a thunderclap, and the mirror in Yu Sheng's arms split out two electric lights, which continuously hit the villain standing on the edge of the bamboo cage.

The first path made the villain scorch, and when the second one hit, the villain was slashed to the ground, and then green smoke rose.

Monk Hai gloated beside him, "Dare to insult the king, you will be punished." ”

Ye Zigao, who smelled a scorching smell, stepped forward, and saw that the villain actually stood up tremblingly, and said in surprise: "This kid is amazing, he is still alive." ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of "crackling", and the mirror in Yu Sheng's arms split out several electric lights, hitting the villain one after another.

The little man who had just gotten up twisted his body and swayed from side to side, and the grass looked a little beautiful to dance.

"Oops, I was wrong, I was wrong. When everyone smelled a smell of burnt meat, the villain finally begged for mercy.

It's just that the electric light still doesn't stop, and Shi Jingtian took out a stack of money vouchers from his arms, "Give money, I'll give money." ”

Without waiting for the rest of his life to speak, the mirror stopped by itself. This made the rest of his life a little stunned, could it be that the king of the Eastern Wilderness was already too poor to open the pot?

However, the rest of his life still put away the money neatly, and watched the charred villain slowly struggle to stand up.

Seeing Yu Sheng looking at him, the villain waved his hand flatteringly, "Lord Yu, hello, you are so handsome." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the wind blew the cloth on his body and flew away, leaving his body full of wrinkles and some kind of synovial fluid on it.

The old man next to him hurriedly stepped forward and took out a piece of cloth from the bamboo cage and wrapped it around him, as for the others, they were already vomiting.

"Brother Sheng'er, we will be free of lunch. The little monster waved his hand on behalf of the three monsters.

"We can't eat anymore. The twin brothers said in unison.

"I'll eat it. When the villain was wrapped in the old man, he weakly said to Shi Jingtian, "Stone, order food for Lao Tzu." ”

Although the skeleton had nothing to vomit, it couldn't hold on anymore, "Make me a new dish and take it away, and I'm here to inform Shopkeeper Yu." ”

"What's the matter?" asked Yu Sheng, who finally straightened up.

"My lord's news is true, that crazy ancient god Qi, he, he has taken a fancy to you. "The skeleton is away from the villain.

"What?" Shi Jingtian and Yu Sheng were stunned at the same time, "What do you mean you have taken a fancy to me?" Yu Sheng asked, "Did those crazy people of the gods and witches change sex for him?"

"What a mess", the skeleton didn't understand what the rest of his life meant, "Anyway, he was eyeing you, and after he found out about you, he said he was going to pick up the parts on your body." ”

Qi Qi is just an ancient god, and the parts of the body of the Supreme God can't be obtained, but it is still possible to take the parts of her son's body.

Looking at myself up and down for the rest of my life, there is nothing to be desired for a while, is it this face?

Then Yu Sheng looked down at his crotch again, this rampant won't want to take his hands to hold, right?

While he was guessing wildly for the rest of his life, there was a "bang, bang" footsteps on the wooden ladder, and a group of mermaids jumped downstairs in their clothes.

It's just that after seeing the rest of his life standing in the lobby of the inn, I don't know who shouted "Your Highness is back", and then turned around and jumped upstairs again.

There are too many tragedies in this highness, and he must not be left behind, otherwise I don't know how many tears will be lost.

Yu Sheng didn't care about them for a while, but just glanced at Bai Xingxing.

Bai Xingxing shook his head, "No, let's tell stories to make them cry, they even laughed out of tears." ”

"That's fine. Yu Sheng said.

"No, no. Bai happily shook his head, "The tears that came out of their laughter were salty. ”

At this time, the skeleton spoke again, "My lord asked me to remind you that the real target of the Monkey is you, don't be fooled by its chasing cats." ”

"Who are you, adults?" asked the skeleton for the rest of his life.

The skeleton didn't answer, "You're right to believe it anyway." ”

"yes, yes. At this time, Shi Jingtian clapped his hands happily, "Master Yu, we can just come and wait for the rabbit, and let that rampant come to the door to send him to death." ”

"Who are you scolding for being a pig?" Monk Hai was not happy, and came up in time to offer courtesy, "Dare to offend our adults and want to be struck by lightning?"