This time, against nine people, you can't go through the door of death again.

Why? This escape, my thought is to find Chu Qian, that is, the woman who deceived the half-fairy. The retreat gave a hint to go through the door of death.

fought back and forth in the door of death and killed Lin Erna and his party of six people.

This door of death, even if it comes out.

At this time, if I raise my gun again, lure the enemy, and make a sudden attack...... Then I'm going to burrow into the door of death by myself.

Therefore, this ambush had to be done in a different way.

At this time, I glanced at the half-fairy beside me, and said to him in a low voice: "Brother, this time, I'm afraid I will have to wronged you." ”

Banxian'er shrank back, lowered her movement and replied: "Bai Da, you helped my brother out of my hatred, what is this grievance, you say it!" As long as you don't let me seduce those nine big men, you can let me do anything. ”

I laughed silently and said, "Don't worry, I estimate their orientation, it's normal." Well, you're ......."

I attached myself to the ear of the half-fairy and said, "In a while, I will punch you a few times, give you a bloody nose and blue eyes, and then, take a gun and hold you, and go back, understand?" ”

Banxian'er was stupid: "Bai Da, I didn't recruit you to provoke you, are you out of a personal vendetta?" ”

I replied: "It's a ploy, or you think you can get those nine people by yourself, and at the same time keep me safe, you beat me, you come and take me with a gun." ”

The half-immortal lowered his head and thought for a while: "It's better for you to beat me." ”

Bang!

"It's a real fight."

Bang bang.

"I'll go, my nose is bleeding, look for a tissue."

Bang bang bang!

"Boda, you, you're not done."

I took my hand and looked at it, well, almost.

Then, he reached out and put it in his bag, found some tissues, stained it with a half-fairy nosebleed, and smeared it on his face, and when it was done, he stuffed it in his nostrils.

"It's done, wait a little longer, your eyes will be blue."

I waited for about ten minutes.

I reached out and touched it.

This half-fairy's face was completely swollen, and one eye was squinted.

Ok, let's go!

Next, start to talk to the half-fairy and the storyline.

Probably like this, the half-fairy is a small Taoist doctor, and they attacked Lin Erna this afternoon. Then, Lin Erna led all the staff and organized a counterattack. In the process of counterattacking, the half-fairy fell into my hands. However, Lin Erna confessed, the half-fairy is of great use, it can't be killed, it can't be harmed, it has to be delicious, drink and fatten.

So, Comrade Erna, the female leader, asked me to escort the half-fairy back to the camp alone, and they wanted to start a jungle battle with that group of small Taoist doctors in the primeval forest.

And we, we have to wait by the river.

This is the background of the story, and the actual operation is it.

The half-fairy has to make good use of his magic stick skills......

In front of them, these nine eldest brothers are typical fools. This type of people have one thing in common, which is superstition.

Superstition and faith are two different things.

Faith is based on a rational point of view, believing in and believing in the gods, and then according to the guidance of the gods, be down-to-earth, step by step, behave, and treat others.

Superstition is the use of gods as a tool for one's own wealth and desire to satisfy one's desires.

Xian'er, please let me give birth to a noble son early, let me have good luck this year, make a fortune, let me marry a Bai Fumei, let me, let my wish come true, let me here, let me there.

Chinese folk, this kind of superstition, the sea is gone!

Do the gods owe you? Is it yours? Why do you want to do something?

Remember a sentence, a happy life will always be obtained by your own hands and through normal channels.

Also, if you want to change your luck, you have to change your mindset first.

The basis of good luck is giving, that is, giving to those around you, family, friends, sharing everything you have.

Cultivate this mentality, and good luck will come soon.

And the basis of bad luck is taking, and when one day, you keep asking for a lot of material things for your physical body, your bad luck is about to begin.

At the moment, against these nine enemies, of course, I can't explain to them the difference between superstition and faith, and then let them put down their butcher knives and devote themselves to doing good.

If I can do that, I'm God......

All I can do at the moment is to use a foolish word in their hearts to disintegrate each other.

At the moment, I studied several sets of plans with Banxian'er.

After a pair of pairs one by one.

I buried the gun hidden behind the stone, and then beckoned, followed the half-fairy, and climbed up the mountain.

In the darkness of the night, we climbed halfway up the mountain, climbed for a short time, missed the place where we had been hiding, and then we began to descend the mountain.

"Let's go! Listen no! Hurry up! Hurry up! ”

I shouted.

The half-fairy was in front, staggering along.

At night, it was quiet, and the two of us talked very loudly, and immediately, someone in Jiang Wei took a flashlight to shine it.

"Who? What for? ”

I yelled, "Who are you!" Is it Sister Erna who said it, the people who delivered the goods? ”

The other party: "Who are you, Erna?" ”

Me: "I'm a little Northeast!" ”

"Little Northeast? What about Erna? ”

"She took someone to arrest someone, and I just caught one in my hand."

The Northeast dialect I learned from the queen came into play at this point.

While I was talking to the people on the river beach, I came down from the mountain with a half-fairy in my arms.

When we arrived at the river beach, six or seven flashlights shone on us.

Someone asked, "Who are you, who is this man?" ”

I stretched out my hand to block the flashlight: "Who am I, my sister Erna's friend, Xiao Dongbei, damn it!" ”

"Oh...... And what about him? ”

"A fool, what's the name of a half-fairy, Sister Erna, let me take him back, by the way, this kid is very useful, Sister Erna said, you can't kill him first."

As I spoke, I lifted my leg and slammed it, kicking the half-fairy in the ass.

"Stupid, I ran all night."

I studied and observed through a period of time. The little hooligan temperament of the mainland Jianghu people is vividly interpreted.

The little rascal has such a few characteristics. One is that he often talks about male and female genitalia, and the other is that he likes to bully people very much, once he feels that he has the upper hand, he will be out of control, and he will be bullied again and again. Third, he has a strong sense of self-superiority, thinking that he is strong and dominating the world. Fourth, which is the most important, often put the word 'righteousness' on his lips, but never talk about the slightest righteousness.

Those with the above elements meet the standards of domestic gangsters.

I've experienced countless blockbusters, and I acted very similarly.

In addition, this group of people is not a scheming guy at all, after looking at it, they scolded one by one, kicked the half-fairy's feet, and then accompanied me to the tent with the half-fairy.

The tent was brightly lit.

It was a kerosene lamp.

Under the lamp, two people who looked like leaders gathered.

Got closer.

The two of them looked up at me.

What do these two people look like? The face is very passerby, but the expression is extremely treacherous, selfish, and the expression is full of endless greed.

I walked over and gave the half-fairy a push and made him sit on the ground.

Then I said, "I'm thirsty." ”

With that, I took a bottle of mineral water, unscrewed the lid and drank it.

At this time, a guy ran up, backlegged, bang, and kicked me.

"X, you X, do you understand the rules."

I got up: "X, who the fuck are you scolding?" Believe it or not, I abolished you. "I bent down, picked up a rock, and it in my hands.

"I'm the next Ao!" The other party snorted coldly and waved his hand.

Click.

A couple of men, armed with guns, pointed at me.

Me: "Dese, you're still fucking energetic, don't you, you have the ability, don't take a gun, follow me Shan Tao, your mother X, don't you dare to fight with me, you're not fucking man-made." ”

"Ouch......"

The guy who was wrong with me put the gun down.

At this moment, a man who looked like a leader sitting upright spoke: "All fucking come out to beg for money, beat, beat your mother." Who's that, what's your name? ”

"Little Northeast."

"Xiao Dongbei, come over and tell me what's going on."

I went over and told the nonsense I had made up in advance, and I told it all over again.

The other party looked down and pondered.

Leng Buding raised his head, "Ciao, it's not right." Didn't you say before, Erna will bring people over, and then we will leave here to clean up? How is this? Did she run out and arrest someone? ”

I wiped my face: "Don't mention it, those stupid people are better than fucking monkeys, they refuse to follow, time is tight, isn't Erna also a trick?" ”

The other man nodded.

"What, you can rest here for a while, by the way, what is this person's name?"

I said, "His name is Half Fairy." ”

"Who's ...... You killed him. The man waved his hand and instructed a person.

The other party came over with a gun, and he raised his hand to hit half an immortal.

I muttered unhurriedly, "Kill him?" Erna said that she would not let ...... killed"

The other party: "She won't let her kill, I want to kill." By the way, who is that...... Don't put a gun and a pestle there, don't do it. That's what. Here you come. “

As he spoke, he turned, and with a burst of agitation, turned around and handed me a gun.

I took it.

Know what to expect.

I muttered, "You asked me to kill this, I turned around and asked, don't blame me." ”

The other party smiled evilly: "It's okay, I'm with Erna, that's not an ordinary friendship relationship, hahaha!" ”

I pursed my lips and pointed the gun at the half-fairy's head, saying, "Brother can't help it. ”

The half-immortal was anxious, he wanted to speak, but he didn't dare to speak, he ......

I pulled the trigger.

Click.

Punched a hollow chamber.

That's right, there were no bullets in the gun, and there was no magazine at all.

I was stunned and turned my head.

The other party laughed: "Okay, boy, dare to kill, yes, it's really Erna's person." Our brothers all have murder cases, in other words, if they don't have a criminal record, they can't enter our team, hahaha. ”

Everyone laughed together.

I grinned and laughed.

Look down and look at the half-fairy.

The half-fairy fainted.

I was stunned.

At this time, the other party opened me a blue ribbon for a can.

It was handed to me: "Xiao Dongbei, right, where did you commit it before." ”

I raised my head and took a sip: "XX, stabbed a man to death with a knife." ”

The other party smiled with satisfaction: "Call me Brother Bao, this, it's your sixth brother, XX person." ”

I said to the two leaders, "Brother Bao, Brother Six. ”

Brother Bao smiled, took a pistol and pointed it at Banxian'er: "What's the matter with this kid, why did Erna say that he couldn't kill him." ”

I pouted again: "Who the knows, Sister Erna is talking about what kind of fairy he is......"

"Xian'er?"

When a few people heard it, they became interested.

I turned my head to look, and suddenly, a familiar face came into my eyes.