Chapter 636: What a Surprise!
Baoyu likes literati very much, because most literati have brains;
Baoyu doesn't hate the monk abbot of Foyuan Mountain, it seems that he has also read poetry books, and his brain is not bad, compared with the nun abbot, that brain can be called a wise man.
Boom!
Baoyu didn't lift the table, and there was no table next to him to lift, so he simply pulled the futon under him, and even the floor of eight or nine zhang square was lifted, and it was going to be rammed on the nun abbot's brain.
But, suddenly!
The fiery incense candle in the nun's abbot's hand suddenly quickened and flickered at a speed that was completely incomprehensible.
Baoyu lifted the floor,
The red head of fire,
already
pressed against the door of his head......
foolish
stupid
Stagnant!
How caught off guard?
Melodious and Woo Xiao gasped in unison, and the black mask on their faces cracked, revealing the exact same iron-blue face.
This is the precept and scar of Buddhism, pressing it down is equivalent to Baoyu joining Buddhism, and the nun abbot is holding a candle in the incense burner dedicated to the ancient Buddha of the heavenless, this kind of ring scar is witnessed by the ancient Buddha of the heavenless, and Qu Yuan Ancestor did not dare to pull Baoyu out of the Buddha's door.
So, so, in this way,
The first of my fellow in Yamen,
The dignified Scholar Tianzun,
In this way, it became an ordinary audience of Buddhism?
Baoyu was also stunned, the floor was still pinched in his hand, but his body was stiff and numb, and he couldn't react at all.
Yourself, become a monk?
What should I do about Jiafu? What about Sister Lin? What should I do with Qingwen and Bai Nanyan?
Baoyu's mind was confused, stunned, her body couldn't move, and it completely became stiff.
After a long time, Baoyu raised his eyelids, and his dark eyes burned with black simmering and purple demonic flames, and the black fox roared up, and was so rushed by the murderous aura that the wind shattered......
"Wait, Star Picker and slow to anger!"
The monk's abbot's bald head was shiny, cold sweat the size of soybeans fell, and his face became a sallow yellow like corpse oil.
He glanced at the nun abbot aggrievedly, wanted to explain, and wanted to find a good way to solve the matter, but ahhhhh
Explain and solve things?
How to solve it!
The monk abbot felt that he had become the little novice who had struck the bell before, and someone stuffed himself into the big bronze bell, and when he banged outside, his mind was also buzzing......
"Bao, Brother Bao?"
Xue Ying'er was also dumbfounded, looking at the incense candle above Baoyu's head, the fire was thinking about the top of Baoyu's head, smoking, very dazzling.
Baoyu felt a lot of pain in the top of her head, it hurt so much that it hurt her heart, but this pain couldn't make her wake up, the matter was too big, and she didn't know what to do.
Baoyu popped out a cigarette, lit it on the fire in his head, took a puff, and spit out a large stream of smoke to clear his mind a little, but he still didn't know what to do.
It's too big, it's too big,
It is impossible for him to be a monk, but this is the precept and scar witnessed by the ancient Buddha in the sky, who can round things up?
Baoyu has seen the ancient Buddha of Wutian and talked about the sky, but he doesn't think that he and the ancient Buddha of Wutian are friends, it is like seeing a child is very cute, you are willing to touch the child's head and give the child candy to eat, but if the child spits on your face, the child will simply die cutely!
Baoyu completely fell into an infinite loop of death, there was no way to deal with it, a fire burned in his heart, and for the first time, he had the consciousness of wanting to completely lift the table.
That's right, flip the table, completely flip the table, and let the whole situation become absolute chaos!
In the midst of incomparable chaos, we can find a way to live......
Baoyu raised her head, took a cigarette, and spat at the nun's abbot's face. The nun abbot was also stunned, looking at her hands blankly, she wanted to set a ring and scar for Baoyu, however, she couldn't have such a fast speed?
Who sped up their speed?
Who wants Baoyu to truly become a Buddhist?
The nun abbot achieved his goal, but he was also afraid of becoming the object of others' use, seeing the complete madness hidden in Baoyu's calm face, she pursed her lips and said in a low voice: "Just now, someone accelerated the speed of the poor nun." ”
Hearing this, Baoyu shook his head.
It doesn't matter, none of that matters.
Now I just want to make the biggest fuss about things, so that I don't want to be a monk......
"Yamen belongs to the order. ”
Baoyu's voice was calm, very calm.
But in the next moment, Baoyu jumped up suddenly, and the floor of eight or nine zhang square circle in his hand slammed on the head of the nun abbot: "All of them, for this Tianzun, raze the entire Buddha Yuan Mountain to the ground!"
"Die, die, die! Kill, kill all for this Tianzun, this Tianzun still doesn't believe it, and if you destroy the Buddha Yuan Mountain, Your Majesty won't come out?
"Star Picking Heavenly Venerable, please put out the wrath of thunder for the time being!"
The monk abbot hurriedly shouted loudly, but unfortunately it was useless, Melodious and Youxiao regarded Yamen as their home, and now Yamen's bachelor Tianzun has become a monk, and Yamen's face and lining are gone.
They struck the monk abbot with two swords, and in their anger burned the crown of the hair on the top of their heads, and killed the nun abbot frantically.
The eyes of the hundreds of iron-boned scholars outside are blood-red, and the control of the talent lake is crazy to rise, and countless lakes converge into the sea, and there is a flood of Foyuan Mountain, just like Baoyu said, to use the water to flush Foyuan Mountain into the ground!
Countless monks were slain by the sword;
Countless nuns did not pity the jade.
There are only two top-notch vajra bracing scenes in Foyuan Mountain, and the remaining vajra fruit positions can't stop the madness of hundreds of iron-bone bachelors. The water fell from the sky, the golden light of the Buddha Gate of the Buddha Yuan Mountain was instantly washed away by the water, the main hall collapsed, the trees were broken, the mountain peaks were also smashed and collapsed, the iron-boned scholars raised light boats on the surface of the water, and swam around with angry faces, as long as the bare head emerged from the water, it was countless sharp swords that inserted people into bags that leaked blood.
Although the nun abbot is the top Vajra fruit position, Melodious and Youxiao are also the sons of Yamen, and they are the top Luocheng bachelors, and they can pass a few moves one-on-one, two fight one, and they were captured alive not long after.
The monk abbot hesitated for a long time, but he still watched from the side and didn't dare to make a move......
Baoyu covered her head with one hand, and her bare head felt good to the touch, but when she remembered that she couldn't grow hair in the future, Baoyu almost cried.
"What are you doing alive? Kill, kill! Ben Tianzun wanted to kill her, but let's kill her. ”
Baoyu gritted her teeth and looked at Xue Ying'er with a speechless look.
What's the matter, what the hell is this?
I came to stop Xue Ying'er from becoming a monk, but Xue Ying'er had no place to become a monk, but she became a monk.
Baoyu watched Melodious and Youxiao kill the nun abbot, turned his head, and stared at the monk abbot with vicious eyes.
The monk's face was covered in cold sweat.
The monk and abbot clasped his hands together and chanted the Buddha's name 'Immeasurable Ancient Buddha'.
The monk abbot trembled the corners of his mouth, and finally, he showed a little flattering smile to Baoyu......
"Get out!"
Baoyu is not the kind of person who kills innocents indiscriminately, those outside are just that, if they want to make a big fuss, they must be killed, the monk abbot did not do it, and Baoyu was too lazy to kill, so he simply let it go as a 'escaped one'.
Be a man and leave a line, and see each other in the future...... Baoyu touched his bare head with his hand and added, "Get away, see you again, and kill you!"
The monk abbot nodded, took three steps back, and then rushed into the night sky quickly......
Xue Ying'er stood up, wanting to comfort Baoyu a few words, but raised her eyes to see the round head reflecting the moonlight and starlight, and the corners of her mouth twitched.
"Laugh if you want. Baoyu's face was cramping.
"It's not funny. ”
Xue Ying'er tried hard to straighten her face, the corners of her mouth were still twitching, and her smile couldn't help but release it after all.
But it was not to laugh at Baoyu, but a kind of smile of surprise and relief.
Xue Ying'er kept staring at Baoyu's head, and saw that jet-black hair grew from the top of Baoyu's head, spreading and dancing rapidly, and fluttering in the air......
"What's going on?"
Baoyu touched the strands of her hair and was even more surprised.
Obviously, after receiving the precepts and scars of Buddhism, how can the hair grow back again?
Xue Ying'er shook her head: "It's good to grow up, you are not a monk." ”
"That's for the best. ”
Baoyu unconsciously looked at the statue of the ancient Buddha in the sky, the mountain peak collapsed, the main hall collapsed, but the statue of the holy Buddha did not dare to damage, and it was still standing majestically in front.
Baoyu looked at it a few more times, turned her head, and saw Xue Ying'er's figure scattered into the night sky.
Quickly
chased after it......
......
Baoyu grew hair, and the anger of Melodious and the others disappeared a lot, and everyone silently stayed away from the statue of the Holy Buddha and the Buddha, and when they were far away, they suppressed the urge to scream and fled frantically.
At the moment when everyone completely disappeared, Gao Tian stretched out a finger with a lustrous luster and gently pointed it on the head of the monk abbot who had fled far away.
One finger shattered the body of the Vajra Fruit Position, and also shattered the spiritual bones of the Buddha, and in front of the ancient Buddha statue of the Heavenless Heaven, three illusory shadows also appeared......
"Your Majesty, I didn't expect you to pay attention to this kid as well. ”
The Heavenless Ancient Buddha watched Yang Yi kill the monk abbot, and his face was a little bitter.
He asked the nun abbot to speed up, wanting Baoyu to become a member of the Buddhist sect, but Heavenly Father Yang Ji made a faster move, blocking the power of the Buddhist sect's precepts and scars.
Yang Yi leaned his back against the statue of the ancient Buddha of the Heavenless Heaven, and the entire statue cracked countless cracks, and said softly: "Whether it is the little baron of the Tang Dynasty or the literati of the six Confucian sects, they are not enough to have a relationship with your Buddhism." ”
"Okay, I see. ”
Wutian can only admit it.
The third figure next to him became clear, wearing a light blue robe, his hair and beard were slightly pale blue, Lao Tzu Li Er rarely came back to the excitement, and laughed: "Your Majesty said that it was funny, according to the Buddhism sect, in this world, which one has no fate with their Buddhism?"
Hearing this, Wutian's cold face couldn't help but twitch.
Who is who is related to Buddhism, and the saying that it comes from the vein of the ancient Buddha who burns the lamp, and what does it have to do with his ancient Buddha without heaven?
I wanted to refute, but my mouth moved and I couldn't speak.
There's no way, just now he himself also played the trick of 'having a relationship with Buddhism'......
Yang Yi stretched his waist, and the statue of Wutian was completely shattered, and he gave a lazy warning to Wutian, and his figure slowly disappeared.
Seeing that Yang Yi left, Wutian didn't want to stay in the ruins, but he didn't know that Li Er followed and kept laughing.
"Don't be in a hurry to leave, Poor Dao is really related to your Buddhism. ”
"Wait, Poor Dao is serious, I have a little understanding recently, and I want to get some Buddhist scriptures for retreat, and take out your good treasure to share. ”
"Three thousand avenues, eight hundred side doors can be sanctified, the poor road above the saint has not found the way, don't go, let's communicate...... God also makes a continuation. ”
......
Under the illumination of the endless starry sky, countless events were being staged, and Baoyu finally caught up with Xue Ying'er, opening her mouth, but she didn't know what to say.
Snow Sakura fell on a cliff covered with wild flowers, walked over and looked at the cliff clouds in the starry night ahead.
"What are you chasing me for?" asked Xue Ying'er softly.
Baoyu opened her mouth, not knowing what to say, and said dryly: "Don't think about it." ”
"Can I think about it, what's the matter with you?" Xue Ying'er still turned her back to Baoyu.
Baoyu suddenly had a sense of déjà vu of Qiong Yao's drama, and the habits of the 21st century came to mind, so she simply hugged Xue Ying'er from behind, broke Xue Ying'er's face, and put her mouth up.
Qiong Yao dramas are all grinding and chirping, Baoyu doesn't like it, or the overlord is hard to bow down,
agile
appropriate
Comfortable!
Then, a blood-red hairpin easily pierced the black fox and pressed against his heart.
"You're really enchanted!"
This is a question, but Xue Ying'er's tone is particularly affirmative.
Baoyu was stunned, and the blood-red Zhu Hai froze his body with a very mysterious and powerful force.
Not to mention that the strength of the power makes people desperate, Baoyu observed Xue Ying'er's expression and found that it ...... Xue Ying'er wanted to kill him seriously.
Xue Ying'er smiled coldly: "You don't want me to become a monk, do you want to marry me?"
You want to kiss me, play overlord hard bow, did I agree?"
Speaking of this, Xue Ying'er's killing intent almost reached an extreme, and she shook her head and said: "The Jia Baoyu I know is not like this, then, are you really in the devil? Entering the demon is equivalent to killing the real Jia Baoyu, should I kill you and avenge Jia Baoyu?"
Baoyu was stunned, she just heard that Xue Ying'er became a monk because she beheaded Yang Ruyi, and Yang Ruyi was for herself, so she came.
But what's going on now?
Holding Xue Ying'er by herself, Xue Ying'er was 'a little bird according to people' in her arms, but the blood-red Zhu Hai was against her heart.
This is...... How caught off guard?
"I'm not in a demon. ”
There is no one around, and even if there are people, they have to tell the truth at this time.
Xue Ying'er carefully observed Baoyu's expression, obviously not believing, got out of Baoyu's arms, and fell backwards into the bottomless cliff.
Countless cherry blossom petals sprinkled down the cliff: "I don't believe it, if you don't write a strategy to improve your literary position within half a month, I will find you and kill you to avenge Brother Bao." ”
Hearing this, Baoyu touched her lips and smiled bitterly.
It's all ...... What kind of bullshit is this?