It's the end of June. %&*";

This season is really not a good time to go up the mountain.

The mountains are green and yellow, and there is no ripe fruit to pick and eat. In case of losing supplies, the only way is to really learn from Bei Ye.

Also, the place we're going to......

Can I say, could it be a real primeval forest?

This outward bound training company really dares to play!

Although the route was only to brush over the edge of the forest and eliminate areas where wild animals might be infestation, it did not completely isolate the danger.

So, I'm not as optimistic as the little beauties, I ...... I think about it a lot.

Some people may ask me, Heda Jibai, how to survive in the wild, how to break Chinese medicine?

Survival in the wild, Chinese medicine is very easy to break, but it is not Chinese medicine that is more broken, but Du Lace and female sanitary napkins.

I'm not evil, that's a fact......

The itinerary is scheduled to stop at 'X-An' for one day.

It's a good time to take advantage of this opportunity to stock up on a lot of TT and sanitary napkins (oh yes, be sure to use the night elongated type.) ）

Ignoring the joyful little beauties, I folded into the study alone and began to organize the supplies I wanted to bring.

I opened a stacked leather roll.

Untie the tied leather rope and slowly unfold it.

I drew a sharp blade and stared at the question mark-shaped blade, my eyes glowing with evil.

This knife is the first of the three murder weapons of the Ji family, and its name is 'Curved Lotus'.

Well, I admit that I gave the name Crook Lotus, in fact, it is a gelding used to remove genitals from cattle, sheep, pigs, horses and dogs!

The knife is long, slightly longer than the palm of an adult's hand.

The blade is meniscus shaped and sharp.

The material for casting the knife is the iron ore carried by the village blacksmith Niu Dahammer from the mountains dozens of miles away, and he crushed it at home and refined it himself.

Although Niu Sledgehammer is not a descendant of Ou Yezi, the knives he makes are very famous.

Therefore, this gelding will replace Bei Ye's outdoor survival knife and become my personal companion.

The rest of the tools are some medical equipment, as well as herbs, all kinds of loose to prevent water and soil adaptation, all kinds of external injuries, and a large bag of medicine powder to prevent flies, mosquitoes, snakes and ants. I'll put it all in a big suitcase so I can check it in tomorrow.

Finished.

I walked out of the study with a large backpack on my back.

Living room.

The girls are researching Yu Linglin's new American weapon.

I calmly walked through the noisy living room, unscrewed the bedroom door, entered the house, showered, went to bed, and died.

Of course, before going to bed, I didn't forget to send a text message to chat with the Korean Park xx who loves eight for a while--how the fallen leaves chase the love of the autumn wind......

Half an hour later, I fell asleep.

A dreamless night.

Getting up early is rare, and the living room is not as noisy as it used to be.

Unscrew the door open.

I saw Xiao Fei yawning and sitting on the sofa, powerlessly rushing to a cup of kung fu tea.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Insomnia, excitement, sleeping at three o'clock in the morning, and then, waking up again. i^" Xiaofei raised her head and drank a cup of tea.

"Whew...... Now it's OK, let's get ready to go. Xiaofei stood up and waved her little fist.

I stared at Xiaofei's bloodshot eyes, secretly worried for her and the rest of the girls.

In this state, this trip is worrying.

Nearly an hour before departure, Xiaofei and I spent half a day finally waking up the little lazy cats who were lying in bed.

It took twenty minutes to pack my bags.

I didn't eat breakfast.

Zhang Qian opened her Roewe, I drove Q5, plus Aunt Lan's Land Rover.

Three cars, all BQ culture.

I parked the car in the company's underground parking garage, and took advantage of the gap between the little beauties getting on the bus, and I told Zhang Mi the news that I was going to take Ren Ling and Zhang Qian to expand.

Zhang Mi was very happy.

"Excellent! Youngster! You should be closer to nature! Not bad! Xiao Ji, your arrangement is very good, in addition, when you go over there, what is the need, despite the phone call me, Uncle Zhang still has a lot of comrades-in-arms in xx province. ”

After I got the authorization of my superiors, I followed the bus and went to the airport together.

The first batch was led by me and several assistants of the company, and the other two groups were led by Li Xue and Momo respectively.

There is a person in charge sent by the development training team to pick up the airport.

The hotel, because it was only one night, was arranged as x fast.

When he arrived at the airport and checked in, Yu Linglin had a little conflict with the airport.

In her American equipment, there are canned flammable vapors, which are special things for starting fires in the field. That thing, the airport doesn't give you a chance.

I can't do anything about it.

Great health care is not omnipotent, and I can't go against the rules of the airline and put such a dangerous thing on the plane, in case of flying......

ok。

Sensei has expanded, let's go up and hide from the angels.

Sit on the big and get the ash ......

Sou.

It's here.

, departure.

Pick up your checked baggage.

There is a long and very energetic big sunshine, bronzed beauty, holding up a sign 'BQ Outdoor Development Training Camp'

I beckon.

Beauty shakes cards.

I approached: "Is it Miss Yi Yeqing?" ”

The beauty took off her big baseball cap, revealed a healthy, sunny, confident beautiful face, showed her snow-white little front teeth, and smiled: "Hello, I'm Yi Yeqing, may I ask if you are ......"

"I'm Ji Baida."

We looked at each other for three seconds, and when we were done, we felt like each other's names were very meaningful.

I stretched out my hand, lightly grasped Yi Ye Qingzhi's powerful little claws, turned around, and beckoned the little beauties behind me to follow.

I'm going to ask everyone to stand by my side.

I took the list that Momo gave me, and my expression was serious: "Ahem! Everyone is standing up, lined up, and now the roll call begins. ”

"Xu Xiaofei!"

"Here!"

I counted the number of people, including Aunt Xiong, and none of them were left behind.

I breathed a sigh of relief, handed the list into Yi Yeqing's hands and said: "People, I have already brought it all, the handover work has been completed, my task is over, Comrade Yi Yeqing, in the future, you have worked so hard." ”

Yi Yeqing smiled and said, "It's not hard, Ji Baida, how hard you are." ”

Yi Yeqing arranged for everyone to get on the bus that stopped at the entrance of the airport.

The car started, and a car of people, in a drowsy state, drove towards the X Hotel.

I guess these girls didn't sleep well last night, so they went straight to the room and fell asleep on the bed.

I was arranged to be in a room with a handsome little guy who looked very much like An Yixuan.

That's right, it looks like An Yixuan, although An Yixuan is a girl.

The male version of An Yixuan took off his T-shirt when he entered the house, revealing his small muscles with good lines, took out the can of vitality with his bare shoulders, bang, opened the bottle, and took a big sip in front of me with his head up.

"Hello, Dr. Ji." The male version of An Yixuan stretched out his hand to me.

I stretched out my hand, shook it, and asked, "What are you calling?" ”

"Lu Xiaoshuai."

"Hmm......" I nodded, thinking secretly, Lu, masturbation, masturbation......

Lu Xiaoshuai naturally lay on the bed, and after burping a little wine, he suddenly turned his head: "By the way, Doctor Ji, you said that I am ...... door"

I waved my hand with a serious expression: "I'm not a proctology department, you have a problem there, you have to go to the hospital, I can't treat it here." ”

I got up, unscrewed the door, and went next door.

I'll wipe his uncle's ground, there is something wrong with the X door, ask me what I'm doing, ask you hello guys!

The girls woke up from a nap and gathered in the small seventh room.

I went into the house.

Xiao Yu came up and asked: "Xiao Ji, do you remember that you said that your hometown is a mountainous area, what equipment do we need to go up the mountain this time, you can help us take a look." ”

I looked around, "What are you all ready for?" ”

Swish!

Row on the bed, all kinds of knives, forks, Swiss army knives, bottle drivers, canned ......? That's right, canned! Hey...... There's even a slingshot here.

I picked up the slingshot, carried it and asked, "Whose thing is this?" ”

Xiaofei raised her hand weakly: "Mine, I bought it at the cultural and sports supermarket downstairs after work last night." ”

I gestured with a slingshot: "Are you going to shoot birds or something?" ”

Xiaofei stuck out her tongue: "No, it's just fun." ”

Hey, I sighed and threw the slingshot on the bed.

"Get up, come with me to the street to buy some necessities, and besides, please try the authentic mutton steamed bun noodles ......"

"Oh yes!"

The group of girls was excited.

I pushed through the crowd and calmly asked Aunt Lan if she was going.

Aunt Xiong yawned and said that she didn't sleep well last night, and she had to catch up on some sleep first, so that I could pay attention to safety.

I'll get back to OK.

Ladies and daughters, let's go!

First stop, we went to a big supermarket near the hotel.

When I went in, I picked out a sanitary napkin brand and started throwing it in the cart.

One, two, three, four......

Under the stunned gaze of the supermarket tally clerk, I bought forty packs of sanitary napkins.

The queen was speechless, stopped me, and whispered, "Da Jibai, are you crazy? Our days are not yet up. ”

I looked back: "It's not crazy, this, there is another use." ”

The queen glared at me fiercely.

I ignored it, finished the purchase, and pushed the cart to settle the bill.

When I got out of the supermarket, the beauties each carried a small bag of sanitary napkins in their hands, and they walked into a pharmacy with black lines all over my head.

It's spectacular.

I stood in front of the counter of the pharmacy selling sexual health products, followed by a stunning girl, and said to the clerk with a smile: "You here, which TT is more durable and strong." ”

The clerk's little sister was trembling, it is estimated that she has never seen this scene.

"This ...... This one...... This one...... And this. ”

I picked it up and watched it over and over again.

The clerk continued to tremble.

"Hmm......" I picked up a domestic one: "Can you try it?" ”

The clerk's little sister was about to cry: "This doesn't bring Mr. Trial." ”

Oh......

I ended up ignoring any gimmicks such as ultra-thin, particulate stimulation, and glow-in-the-dark, and bought ten boxes of domestic TT according to a decent route.

When I was paying the bill, I felt that the cashier's eyes were a little warm when she looked at me.

I ignored the discussion of the aunt and the clerks, paid the money, took the goods, and left.

Just out of the store.

I'll let this little beauty block the cul-de-sac next to the drugstore.

"What do you want to do, Dajiba? Hey, I didn't find out, why are you so vicious? Lead us a bunch of beauties to buy tt, you...... You're too bad. "Queen, stand in front of me, and point your hand at me.

I turned my head.

Seeing that Xiao Qi, who has always been used to me, was also weak and said, "Brother, you are a little evil......"

I had confidence on my face, ignoring the righteous and awe-inspiring little eyes of the women. Take out a box of tt, rub, rub, twice, and tear open the outer packaging.

"Ah......h

All the women were stunned, and the only cute apprentice Xiaofei quietly slipped to the mouth of the alley to look at the wind.

I took off a TT.

Tear it open by hand.

"Ah......h

The Queen stepped back.

I smiled, "Now, let me explain the correct use of TT outdoors." ”

The girls screamed again......

I kept quiet, took love crazy, and then stretched the tt wide, directly put the love crazy into it, and when I was done, I grabbed the opening and pulled my fingers to death.

"In the wild, there is a lot of moisture, there are many streams, and electronic devices are easily disturbed by moisture and fail, and TT is the best way to prevent water." I said with a light smile.

The women were relieved......

Xiaoyu was weak at this time: "What about sanitary napkins?" ”

I laughed: "Well, let's go back to the hotel!" ”