Chapter 103: There is also a fee for storytelling
One
Jiang Nanchun: "Stupid, bad head?" ”
Xue Yang sent a pill expression.
Jiang Nanchun: "Is there nothing to do when you are swollen and full?" Fool! ”
Xue Yang: "Neurotic! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Get out, waste!" Then, "This poem is for you:
A monk without a way,
In and out of the South Gate* den,
Loose at the No. 2 Road "base",
Everywhere proclaimed, complacent,
Not ashamed, but proud,
A bald donkey alive,
Strange and deceitful by nature,
Ask for a small bargain and suffer a big loss,
Authentic Ah Q descendants,
Inheritor of the Law of Spiritual Victory,
You live like a rotten tree,
Rotten wood is difficult to carve, difficult to become a big tool,
A man of wine and meat,
Adou who can't be helped,
I'm going to send you three words: 'Get out!' ’
"Blood" with "remnant sun",
What is the "bloody remnant sun"?
I think you're a piece of rubbish!
"Blood" is dirty and dirty,
"Residual yang" waste, impotence, useless......
Why don't you go to Jinniu Lake and drown yourself,
Be a water ghost!
Disgusting stuff! ”
Xue Yang: "Your death is coming!" Good luck! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Lai clams curse the sky, the more the curse, the fresher it is!" ”
Xue Yang: "You spread lust * love, you deserve death!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "You are so ignorant, let you enjoy it, you take a bite." ”
Xue Yang: "Your disaster is coming soon!" ”
Jiang Nanchun sent a bomb expression: "Here, here you go!" Blow you up. ”
Xue Yang: "Obsessed, pitiful." Lamentable! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "You little brute!" ”
Xue Yang: "Not only are you unlucky and your family is hurt, you are hopeless!" Amitabha! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "You stupid, you eat too much dung." Nonsense. ”
Xue Yang: "Wait! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Your family is dead, get out!" ”
Xue Yang: "Satan the Devil has inhabited your body!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "There are few strings in the mind. ”
Xue Yang: "Crazy. Neuropathy! Idiot! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Crazy, neurotic!" Idiot! You move them all. ”
Xue Yang: "You go home and wait for death, monster, Erwu!" Brute, shameless! Offend public decency! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "I'm going to die* you, fuck me, fuck off!" ”
Xue Yang: "You are as dirty as mosquitoes, flies, bed bugs, feces and maggots!" It's really an unfortunate thing to know you, and everyone who knows you is going to stink! Bad luck! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "You go to die!" The lake in front of your house doesn't have a lid, so soak in the water and jump to your death, water ghost! ”
Xue Yang: "You have deteriorated!" Rotten! It's not the same person you used to be! If you can listen to me. Put down the butcher's knife and you can become a Buddha on the spot! Maybe it can be saved! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Why don't I go to suffer for money?" It's a skill in writing, stupid! ”
Xue Yang: "There is no human embryo in the world that can develop a person like you!" ”
Jiang Nanchun sent a ball expression: "Smash you, dog mongrel, something without humanity." ”
Xue Yang: "If it is in the name of making money, then killing and robbing is also a means of making a living!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Human beings need this kind of passion, or so many people will go to see it?" The monk just doesn't know the taste of the world, lacks seven emotions and six desires, and doesn't recognize his six relatives. ”
Xue Yang: "Fart!" Sexual intercourse is also passion. Is there no crime of rape! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Fool, these are two different concepts, rape is a unilateral act. ”
Xue Yang: "People like to watch gunfight movies, can they provoke wars!" Shameless guy! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Stupid pig." Talking contradicts yourself, do you read romance novels, and you go to rape? This statement is untenable. ”
Xue Yang: "That's right! Then I would have said I didn't like yours for a long time. But you forcibly recommended it to me, what is the difference between this and rape! Idiot! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Big-headed ghost." Who forced you? You just don't look at it. ”
Xue Yang: "Crazy, neurotic. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "You have long eyes and steal." I won't look at it! ”
Xue Yang: "But you sent something unsightly several times. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "You treat you as a virgin?" ”
Xue Yang: "Dead ghost! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "It's already rotten, the dogs can't even gnaw it, and it's fake and pure." ”
Xue Yang: "This is character, not human experience, understand?" Silly birds! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Do you still know the product?" Otherwise, you won't get to the second road, and the base [chicken] ground will be trampled by you. ”
Xue Yang: "Even if I go to find chickens, it depends on whether people are willing or not, but you* fucking are forcibly indoctrinated, and it is a beast behavior!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Feed your mother's head, roll to death, take too much medicine!" ”
Xue Yang: "Your mind is rotten!" It stinks! Leaking pus! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Vicious thing. ”
Xue Yang: "Your mother can't save you!" Kneel before God and pray and confess your sins! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Poor! Xiao coward, Lao Tzu beats you, immediately comes to your house and kills you B things. ”
Xue Yang: "I'm not at home, you can't find me." ”
Two
Jiang Nanchun saw a poem, which was just right for Xue Yang, so he sent a poem to ridicule him: "The Monk Who Shed Tears"
Thou art meditating in the lone lamp,
Meditate on your bullshit verses,
You shed tears,
Tears are scattered over your wife.
An ascetic is an ascetic,
Wandering in the white mountains and black waters,
Pending orders in all large and small monasteries,
Just to get by,
It's better to be a beggar and live freely.
You are who you are,
worthless
Helpless life,
Wandering life,
Not a gift from others,
but his own discouragement,
Merry in the passion of the moment,
destroyed the happiness of his life.
You deserve it,
deserves your embarrassment,
deserve your adultery,
Your outward honesty is true,
Cover up the treachery of your heart,
It's not going to last long,
Eventually expelled by fate.
You believe in God, you believe in ghosts, you believe in God,
In the end, I didn't believe anything,
You still have to believe in yourself,
Believe in the real society.
Thou pity the empty seat in the middle of the night,
Don't ask the common people to ask the ghosts and gods,
It's not because life forces it,
It's that you're lazy and inactive.
I don't know what it means to live,
I don't understand the importance of life,
You're ruining yourself,
Life pronounces judgment on you,
You have only one way to die.
The loss of your life,
The decadence of your spirit,
Bringing your life to the limit,
You live like the walking dead,
Pick up your whip,
Let someone else whip it,
Take you from half dead"
Xue Yang: "Interpretation certificate." The name of the Dharma is not the name of the Dharma, the name of the Dharma is shared by every monk, and the name of the Dharma may not be available to everyone. What happened to the nasty novels you relied on to make a living? ”
Jiang Nanchun: "It's much better than your lewd behavior." ”
Xue Yang: "The Japanese articles that are copied from east to west are very beautiful!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Pen rape is a manifestation of your rape, if you don't do it and don't talk about it, won't I have nothing to write?" If you people want to do it and talk about it, and you're afraid of others writing it, you'd better not do it! It makes you suck up, which means that you still lack the ability to restrain yourself, does LH's chicken taste good? Talk about how you feel! ”
Xue Yang: "In principle, a lewd novel is much more energetic than a three-section film, because it has room for imagination, and because of this, I want to send you a big award certificate!" Thank you for your dedication to the boring Hibi! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Then hang it around your neck, you have also become a banner." ”
Xue Yang: "When I am physically strong, I can cone five women's caves at a time. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Let's talk about it, in case of the follow-up content of my work, it will be rewarding." ”
Xue Yang: "But I have to spend a huge expense of 150 yuan, so I usually rarely exceed two. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "It's not good to punish!" ”
Xue Yang: "If you pay, I can say it." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "I want you to tell the plot." ”
Xue Yang: "One word, one yuan." Raise the money first. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "0"
Xue Yang: "Get out!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "You go to find the chicken and pay for you." ”
Xue Yang: "Then go in the afternoon." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "If you don't talk well, you will be fined, content." ”
Xue Yang: "Stingy! What qualifications do you have to punish me? ”
Jiang Nanchun: "After talking for a long time, Mao hasn't come out yet!" ”
Xue Yang: "Say your mother's bastard." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "You are beating your wife to death and staying in your cunt, and you are a little coward!" ”
Xue Yang: "It's you who begged me! Neuropathy! It's not me begging you! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Fuck your mother's *old* cunt, die!" ”
Xue Yang: "you!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Xiao coward, speak more civilized in the future, make you like a dead father, from now on be civilized, say something hurtful and hurtful, what's the reason?" ”
Xue Yang: "You wipe your ass clean now, you're talking!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Xiao Ji is not on the set again?" Please follow the rules! ”
Xue Yang: "I learned from you, I never scolded before!" This is called close to Zhu Zhechi! In the future, as long as you curse, I will kill! No wonder me! People like you can't get the most out of the road! If I'm not strict, you will not only move your mouth, but also touch the Buddha's head! It's really stupid! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "You can't teach your son!" (To be continued......)