Chapter 19: Drunk as Mud
That's how I became Hua Jingjing's male secretary!
Hua Jingjing herself didn't expect me to agree to be her secretary, and she was surprised and excited, and she immediately called to arrange everything. After a while, a staff member moved a desk and chair, and under the command of Hua Jingjing, a secretary's office was set up outside her office door.
The group of them was busy in full swing, but I watched from the sidelines. I knew that my struggle with this female boss had only just begun.
Then, a lot of office supplies were moved in and loaded. For example, computers, telephones, fax machines, and so on. To my surprise, these electronic products are all new, and they are temporarily unpacked, installed and debugged on site, and I don't know where they moved these things. Although they were very skilled and fast, by the time they were done, I was almost out of work.
Hua Jingjing ran out of the office from time to time to take a look, and every time she had to put forward a little suggestion for them to change. It's as if it's not me who wants to sit in this position, it's her. I remembered that I had agreed to a dinner with all my colleagues in the marketing department, and I wanted to leave earlier. But I thought that if I left early and was caught by Hua Jingjing, I would not be able to deduct one or two hundred yuan. So I called Zhao Yanjin and told them not to leave when they got off work and wait for me to come down.
I hung up the phone and thought: This meal is really wronged, I actually went to the planning department to suffer, but I still have to pretend to be extremely lucky to have a treat, which is really depressing! It's just that the husband speaks as soon as he says, and the horse is difficult to chase. slapped his swollen face, and he had to be fat.
I looked at my watch a lot, waiting for the time to get off work. It seemed like the contents of my cardboard box couldn't be sorted out today, so I moved it over and stuffed it under my desk. Look at the watch again, 4:59:58;;; Fifty-nine seconds;;; At five o'clock, the time is up, and the person leaves.
I grabbed my coat and walked to the elevator. Hua Jingjing in the office saw it and hurriedly stopped me: "Tang Qian! You come in for a moment. I knew she would call me, I smiled, turned around and walked into the office, and asked, "What else does Mr. Hua command?" ”
Hua Jingjing saw that I was full of deference, and felt that it was inconvenient to be too fierce to me, so she said a little kindly: "Let's work overtime in the evening, I just started my work, and the former supervisor has a lot of miscellaneous documents and materials that need to be sorted out, this is one of the most basic tasks of the secretary, you learn to sort it out first." ”
I smiled toothily, then pointed to my watch and said, "Mr. Hua is really sorry, it's time to get off work, I still have something to do, or you can get busy first, I'll go." ”
Hua Jingjing sank her face and said, "What do you mean?" It's work, I'm not kidding you, stay and work overtime at night! Nothing to negotiate. ”
I said, "I haven't consulted with you?" It's time to get off work, I have the right to use my own personal time, you have no right to command or interfere with me, and now I tell you, I'm going home! Hehe! Bye bye to you. Then he turned and left. Hua Jingjing said angrily: "You stop me!" Tang Qian, I'm your boss, do you know what the consequences will be if you don't listen to your boss's orders? ”
Since it was off-duty time, I had no fear, and when I was about to go out, I turned around and provoked her: "I'm like this, if you can't stand it, you can fire me!" After saying that, he never looked back, and walked away.
Hua Jingjing's face was red and white, and she didn't know that the report she was holding in her hand was crumpled up fiercely. She gritted her teeth and muttered to herself: "Don't be complacent, one day, I want you to completely bow at my feet, and at that time, I will @#$%^* to eliminate the hatred in my heart." ”
When I arrived at the marketing department on the second floor, I saw that except for a few people who left first because they really had something to do, most of my old colleagues were there. I said hello, and everyone went with me. I suddenly remembered that my biggest benefactor, Manager Gu, I didn't invite it, so I asked my colleagues to go first, and I went to knock on the door of Gu Ruoyan's office.
Manager Gu's hoarse voice came from inside: "Come in!" ”
I pushed the door and went in, and saw Manager Gu's face was very bad, and his expression was languishing. When she saw me coming in, she sat up slightly straighter and smiled reluctantly, "It's you, how did you feel on your first day working in the planning department?" ”
I said, "It's okay." ”
"Well, that's good. Are you looking for something with me? ”
"In the evening, I invited all my colleagues in the marketing department to dinner, you are the leader, and you have to go, I am here to invite you." I looked at her pained face and remembered the phone call I had heard her answer here at noon. I sympathized with her, but I couldn't help much.
Gu Ruoyan let out an "oh" and said, "Are you in for a treat?" I was supposed to go, but I'm not feeling well today, so I'd better forget it! ”
I also knew that she must not have the heart to go tonight, so I nodded and said, "Then the manager, you have to pay more attention to your body and pay more attention to rest, so I won't bother." ”
Gu Ruoyan leaned on the chair again and said, "When you go out, help me close the door." ”
"Yes" I closed the door gently, sighed, and went to the Drunken Immortal House Restaurant.
I had two tables for one meal that night, and it cost me eight hundred and seventy dollars. Needless to say, my colleagues at the banquet toasted and congratulated me, anyway, I didn't eat much food this time, but I drank enough wine, and I was so drunk that I almost slipped under the wine table. I struggled to get to the bathroom and threw up. I washed my face with tap water again, and although it was cold, it made me sober up a lot.
Zhao Yanjin and several male colleagues were also drunk, Li Xiaoling and I helped call a taxi, stuffed them one by one, and then asked Li Xiaoling, who had not been drinking, to send them back.
After everything was arranged, I floated home.
I had just woken up, I had a terrible headache, and my feet were not very responsive, so I walked very slowly. I staggered along with a cigarette in my mouth. Suddenly, I saw a familiar figure come out of a bar not far ahead, staggered a few steps, walked to a familiar Toyota, and was about to open the door, when suddenly "wow", leaned over and vomited. After vomiting for a while, he sat down on the ground and couldn't stand up.
I walked up a few steps and could see clearly by the lights of the shops on the street. This drunken person is none other than Gu Ruoyan!
Gu Ruoyan didn't know how much he drank at the bar, and he was so drunk that he leaned against the door of the Toyota car and didn't wake up. I suddenly felt that this cold-looking female surname was actually really bitter in her heart.
My sympathy for her was sour. He reached out and helped her up, and shouted, "Manager, manager, cheer up, wake up!" When Gu Ruoyan heard the scream, he opened one eye and chuckled, "Come, give me another cup, I still have to drink." ”
I saw that she was so drunk that I couldn't tell who I was, sighed, and with both hands, I picked her up from the ground and said, "Okay, don't drink it, I'll send you home." "It's just that Gu Ruoyan, who is drunk like mud, is very heavy, and I am weak after drinking, so I have a hard time holding it.
She and I both had serious alcohol levels that it was impossible to drive, but luckily I knew where she lived, so it was extremely difficult to drag her to the side of the road and wait for a long time before I stopped a taxi.
Gu Ruoyan was really half awake, so I stuffed her into the car like dragging a dead pig, and if I didn't help her, she would collapse. In desperation, I had to wrap one hand around her waist, hold her tightly in my arms, and at the same time tell the driver her home address, and the car started.
It didn't take long for the car to make a sharp turn at a bend, and Gu Ruoyan and I were left aside. She frowned slightly in confusion, and suddenly retched first, then "wow", and the pungent filth spat on me. I couldn't even hide from the car, so I had to pick up some of it with my hands, but most of the filth still made a mess of my coat and sweater. What's worse is that Gu Ruoyan fell weakly into my arms, and all the clothes on her body were dirty.
The taxi driver quickly stopped the car and cried out in pain: "Ahhh I'm going to vomit outside, you see, I've got my car dirty. ”
While speaking, Gu Ruoyan spit out again, and this time it was all on her chest and legs, and even I was not spared. The inside of the carriage suddenly smelled bad. The driver pinched his nose and got out of the car, opened the rear door again, and shouted to us: "Get out of the car and get out of the car, I won't be carrying, it's really unlucky, I met a pair of drunks, and this car wash will cost me a lot of money." ”
I shook off the filth on my hands, took out my wallet from my pocket, handed over the only two hundred yuan left, and begged: "Master, you look at us like this, it is impossible for us to get on another car, you can carry people to the end, anyway, they are already dirty, even if I pay you this money, okay?" ”
When it was really rich and easy to do, the driver snorted, stretched out his hand and took the banknote, and said in a helpless voice: "In this case, I will suffer a little bit and do a good deed." Alas! Who called me a good man? He closed the back door and got back into the car.
While wiping the filth on my and Gu Ruoyan's bodies with my hands, I whispered to the driver's back: "Damn! ”
Finally arrived at the door of Gu Ruoyan's house, I dragged her out of the car with great difficulty, she just got off the ground, and immediately threw herself on my lap and vomited, but now she has nothing to vomit, only keeps retching, and finally vomits a little water, lying on my lap and panting.
The taxi driver avoided it and immediately drove away, and I yelled at the taxi again: "Fuck you, what a bitch! ”
Suddenly, I felt that Gu Ruoyan, who was lying on my lap, was shaking all over, and I took a closer look and found that she was crying silently, tears and snot mixed together and dripping on the ground unconsciously. It can be seen that the huge pain in her heart is being completely vented at this moment.
I feel very uncomfortable in my heart, because I now understand that this cold looking strong woman is actually very weak in her heart. She has a kind and gentle heart under her cold face.
This is a good woman! If you know how to treasure her, then she will be a treasure!
Only now, there is a stupid man who has hurt her mercilessly!
Seeing her in such pain, my heart was clung tightly by a nameless pity. I took her into my arms, not caring about the filth of her whole body, and I cried out, "Don't be sad, he doesn't deserve it!" ”
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