Part 3: Rising Africa Section 3 People who eat hamburgers are a bit silly

Kawa is the chief of the new generation of the Tukule tribe, who has lived here for generations in the border oasis near Mauritania in Algeria, where real estate, houses are worthless, there are no banks for people to save money in, and the most tangible wealth is his wife, but this is not black Africa, these are not guaranteed, and the damn political axe is always going to carry out social reforms.

Kawa asked suspiciously, "You can really provide us with guns and ammunition." ”

"I like your black skin and admire the beauty of your harem beauties, but I take the liberty of saying that your taste is really bad." The fat man ignored Kava's darkening and darkening face, and he couldn't see the change in the dark, so he took out his laptop computer to open it, clicked on the art film and pushed it in front of Kava and said, "Look what your compatriots are doing?" Aren't you ashamed to look at yourself? The times are advancing, but you are sitting here all day long, doing the same things as your ancestors, it's a shame. "There were a few black people on the computer sprinting hard.

Kawa stared at the computer and struggled to spit out a sentence, "They're so white, I don't like them." ”

Hypocrisy, this reason is good. The fat man admired that Kawa could find such a reason in such a situation, "Little black man, I am very optimistic about you, if your family joins my tribe, I can let you go there and live with your friends for a while." After that, he clicked on the computer.

"For how long?" Kawa is not opposed to becoming a small chief of someone else's tribe, anyway, his family has a population of less than 3,000 people, and he has been a small chief for hundreds of years.

"Fifteen days a year, you also know that the traffic is inconvenient now, and the traffic jam and toll fees are also high, but we cover all the costs." The fat man said very generously, "If you can convince other families and tribes to join my Lei Fat tribe, according to the size of your family, add three days for every three thousand people, there is no upper limit, of course, their conditions are the same, arms dollars and a fantastic world trip." ”

"Well, we swear in the name of our father and keep our agreement with each other." Kava didn't want to pass up this rare opportunity.

Song Chutian said to the most prestigious old chief in the border oasis of Mauritania, "Don't you want to change the poor life of your people, don't you want to get rid of the control of extremism?" If you continue like this, the political axe army will come to eliminate you in the near future. ”

"You are the embodiment of the devil, and your words are full of temptations, but you have convinced me that as long as you can really put five tons of flour in front of me, I will declare that I will join your Thunder Heaven tribe and become your people." ”

The leopard slammed into the bullies of Taudegnini, "Do you still want money?" A hamburger is so expensive, do you think you sell a boxed lunch on Huangshan, get up. ”

By the time the thunderous convoy entered the city of Taudegnini, the leopards were bored and wanted to sleep, life here was too monotonous.

The leopard diligently opened the thunderous car door, and the car couldn't wait to jump off Coco Conay, followed by her sister Yaya Cone, the leopard looked at Yaya Coné blankly and greeted him.

Lei Dong saw the leopard's expression when he got out of the car, and knew that this kid wanted to be crooked again, pointed to the truck and said, "I haven't seen you for a long time, the gift for you is in the car, go yourself." ”

Or the boss was good to me, and when I saw a team of little girls who obediently lined up to get off the bus, the leopard was moved and wanted to cry. came to Lei Dong and said with a twist, "This gift is very good, it's a bit much, can you give it to the monkeys and give them a little, Brother Hua may like it too." ”

Lei Dong glanced at him and said strangely, "There is a commemorative version of the World War II Browning pistol in the car, which was captured in Bonfora City, and the maintenance is okay, how can there be more." ”

The leopard's eyes rolled and he smirked, and he was tricked by the boss again, and the person who ate the hamburger recently was a little stupid.

Lei Dong sat on the chair, and the two sisters were setting up the table next to him, and now all the girls were helping, at first Lei Dong wanted to stop it, but then Yaya Koné asked him if they would sell or throw them away if they couldn't help, and Lei Dong turned a blind eye to these phenomena. said, "How's it going?" ”

"Boss, are you still worried about our errands? It's just that the people here are a bit elm-headed and don't really want to join our tribe. When the leopard found him talking, the two girls looked at him secretly, deliberately straightened their chests and said, "Until now, only three small tribes have joined, a total of more than 8,000 people. ”

"It's already good, monkeys, are they getting moving?" Lei Dong asked.

"It started according to plan." ”

Lei Dong saw that the food was already arranged, and let the leopard on the table, Yaya Koné and Coco Koné surrounded Lei Dong in the middle one by one, and served carefully with a fork and bread. The leopard looked at the hot eyes and said tentatively, "Help pass the milk." ”

Yaya Koné handed over the milk and whispered a few words, and the leopard ate seriously and did not say a word of nonsense.

"What's wrong with you, it's not like you, what did Yaya Koné tell you?" Lei Dong asked.

"She said that here, as I have just done, the woman who will be thought to be seducing her master must be buried in the desert, and spent the long night in agony under the bite of the sand wolf, and then died at dawn, and if she was lucky, she would have left a few pitiful broken bones." ”

Lei Dong couldn't breathe with a smile, Yaya Koné was busy patting him on the back, and before he forgot to glare at the leopard fiercely, his sister Coco Koné hurriedly handed over the water.

Lei Dong asked, "Okay, don't tease the children anymore, I know what you're going to ask?" Are you wondering why I was able to come here so quickly with such a large convoy and armed across several countries? There's no country to take care of it, right? ”

The leopard nodded honestly, in his thoughts, Lei Dong this time, even if he didn't pass five levels and kill six generals, it could be comparable to a thousand miles **.

Lei Dong took a sip of water and said, "There is a great feature of marching in the desert, that is, you must strictly follow the rules of the desert, and you must follow its water sources and oases, just like the desert fox Rommel launched an attack on the British army in World War II, and swept through North Africa in less than two months, advancing a full 880 kilometers, advancing surprisingly fast, shocking the world, he came according to the rules of the desert, to follow its water sources and oases, I came here directly according to the map, Each of the larger towns is just a matter of recuperation. In the countries along the road, you see him as a gangster, the first to make trouble is directly hacked to death, and the next gangsters are afraid, and besides, he hasn't figured out where our foreign gangster who can kill people is from? What are you here for? Is it a land grabber or a passerby? If they don't figure it out, they won't do it, and another point is that the gangster leader didn't call it to do it, and the local thugs didn't dare to move, because they couldn't beat me, and they were afraid that they would kill and cripple us. ”

"Who are the gangsters, negotiate with them?" The leopard asked stupidly.

"The United States, France, Spain, the United Kingdom, it is estimated that there are one or two more, you go and talk about it." Lei Dong said.

"It's a bit difficult. ”。”

Lei Dong said with a smile, "So we have to take our time, wait for the strength to become stronger, wait for them to come to talk, and let them make an appointment, and then you can talk to them." ”

In the province of Tindouf, Algeria, Bai Baojun laughed breathlessly in the local bar, pointed to Raqqa, the representative of the Tuare mountain tribe, and said, here, you live like dogs under the rule of the Arabs, don't talk to me about these useless things, promise me to show your strength, cooperation depends on people, we will not give you rice and then weapons, and then let you use these materials to attack us in turn, so you must come according to the contract, and then take your due part and then cooperate. ”

Raqqa said angrily: "It's not that our entire Tuareshan tribe has become your workers, you fascist. ”

"If Mr. Raqqa understands it that way, my buddies and I don't care." Bai Baojun said dryly.

Mensa, another representative of the Tuareg, said, "Sir, no matter which side you are coming on, we will not agree to such a form of cooperation. ”

Bai Baojun smiled very gracefully, turned on the laptop computer on the table, pointed to the picture inside and said, "This is my partner, his customers are much more polite than you." ”

Mensa glanced at the computer and cried out, "It's Mavia and Muhammad." Raqqa sat back on the couch, knowing that he would have to agree to the other party's terms in such a situation, because they were the Mnzasha tribe who were also oppressed by the Arabs.

The people of Western Sahara preferred the color blue, and both men and women were almost all wrapped in a piece of blue cloth, hence the name "blue man". The camps in the refugee camps in the province of Tindouf were not in such good condition to provide the cloths, but there were still some religious scholars and administrators of the privileged class who walked through in white robes, and some local residents began to come and go these days.

At the same time, rumours are rife among the Ban tribes in Mauritani that former President Yatta, who overthrew the rule of the current President Ould in a coup, is about to return home, and that several military districts loyal to former President Yata are canceling military leave, preparing to defend his security and try to regain state power by force. President Ould hurriedly summoned the leaders of various parties to calm the situation, sent special envoys to Africa and Arab countries, and invited the United Nations, the European Union, the African Union, and other organizations to seek support for the current Mao regime. (To be continued.) )