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Chapter 199: Films that can make people pregnant

Chapter 199: Films that can make people pregnant

In order to calm down the root of the ear, Liang Xiǎo Long couldn't take care of it, and directly called Kayla in his sleep: "Girl, the script has been conceived, you can shut up tomorrow." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"Someone, it still needs to be beaten." Xiǎo girl looked stunned, happy that her tactics had succeeded in the end.

"This is a campus emotional comedy......" Liang xiǎo Long was about to introduce the film, and the xiǎo girl shouted first: "Uncle Xiǎo Long, I said not to insult my acting skills, oh my God, that's a theme that newcomers who have just debuted like, and it's been many years since I debuted." ”

"With your acting skills, I'm still worried that you won't be able to control this role." Liang Xiǎo Long snorted, the film he conceived was indeed not easy to shoot, requiring the NV protagonist not only to be old xiǎo, but also to have the acting skills of the Oscar-winning actress, he was really worried that Xiǎo girl would not be able to do it: "Listen to me finish the story first, and then you decide whether to do it?" ”

"Say, you can say whatever you want." xiǎo girl snorted, the meaning is obvious, even if you say it, I shouldn't have heard it.

"I'm still a kid who hasn't grown up." Liang Xiǎo Long laughed and began to tell the story, the NV protagonist of the story has a unique tone on her, she is an overconfident and honest NV child, with a nonchalant and effortless lightness on her face, but no one could have imagined that such an NV child is going through an emotional journey that is not as good as that of an adult in the "Pregnancy October".

"Early pregnancy, oh, that's too bad." Xiǎo girl scratched her hair, thinking that Liang Xiǎo Long was deliberately looking for a way to fix him.

"Don't chuckle, okay?" Liang Xiǎo Long glared at her and continued to tell the story, the main character of the NV is a cute ghost jingling, who usually likes to play tricks and be smart, and enjoys the invincible Qingchun in a different and unique way at her dance school. Although she will give you a sense of maturity that you will never do anything wrong, you must know that underneath her strong exterior, she is just a child who has gone through the youth stage, and like other people of her age, she strives to comprehend and adapt to everything and changes around her.

While most of the school's NV kids were busy updating their blogs or rushing online, smart NV kids like her from Minnesota were living their lives in her own way...... On an extremely boring afternoon, she decides to have a relationship with Paulie, who inhibits the attitude of a mi-human being.

As a result, an unplanned pregnancy ensues, and she and her best friend Leah come up with a good idea to find a pair of kind parents for the baby who comes to the beast. Eventually, they set their sights on Mark and Vanessaf. They live on the outskirts of the city, and Jia Jing is quite wealthy and eager to adopt their first child...... Luckily, yes, the parents of the NV protagonist still gave her full support after the initial shock, but they still haven't figured it out, how could the NV have a relationship with the Paulie who doesn't seem to be reliable at all and doesn't have the slightest masculinity?

As never before, the family has come together to embrace the ins and outs of having a newborn...... Daddy Mike is tasked with accompanying the NV to vet the adoptive parents who may adopt the child in the future to make sure they are not those fanatical and impulsive fools; The stepmother, Bren, provided emotional support to help the NV settle the unfair treatment she had received for her early pregnancy.

Autumn passes, winter comes, and then the birds begin to sing huā incense, Chun is full of meaning, and the days of labor of the NV protagonist are also approaching day by day...... However, it was at this time that the seemingly beautiful rural life that Mark and Vanessa had concealed suddenly cracked......

It seems that all the NV protagonist can do is to extract the courage to be fearless from the normal anxiety of her youth, and she decides to face her problems correctly and use the vigorous vitality of a young man to sāo to sāo all the haze. Although she may face many difficult choices, she will eventually find her own pure land of growth.

"Interesting, I love stories like this." Xiǎo girl squinted, clearly attracted by the structure of the story.

"Magic NV, aren't you not interested in campus-themed films? Otherwise, this film will be given to me. Jessica also has her own pursuits, hoping to win the Oscar within five years, so she has been honing her acting skills, and she also feels that this film is a good choice.

"Do you blow the pillow wind with him more, are you afraid that there will be no good script?" xiǎo girl gave her a blank look, and asked Liang xiǎo dragon again: "What is the name of the protagonist of the NV?" The title of the video? ”

"Juno, also the title of the film." Liang xiǎo Dragon Road.

"Juno, the queen of the gods in Roman mythology, the wife of Jupiter, is the god of nvxing, marriage and motherhood, combining beauty, gentleness, and love." xiǎo 丫头 bent brow máo and seemed to like the name very much.

"Xiǎo girl is still knowledgeable, but do you think you are a little like Juno?" Liang Xiǎo Long Waner smiled, if it is said that Juno in the film has sharp teeth and straightforward and frank mouth, Xiǎo girl can play this sè; But if it's the mythical Juno, then Xiǎo 丫tou is not at all similar, and of course, this kind of perfect NV god can't be found in reality.

"I don't want to be the head of the house." Xiǎo girl wrinkled her nose, wanting her to become an NV god like Juno, which is more difficult than making her commit suicide: "I just need to be able to play Juno in the film, and I feel that this role is also suitable for me." ”

"I can only say that the first half is for you." Liang Xiǎo Long began to dissect this horn sè, which is mainly divided into three stages, and also from naivety to maturity. The image of the first stage is very similar to Kayla, but in the second stage, that is, the process of pregnancy, xing's personality and concept are quietly changing...... In the end, Mark and Vanessa's relationship breaks down, the baby will be left unadopted, and Juno finally matures.

"So, if your acting skills are not up to standard, I will kick you directly." Liang Xiǎo Long felt that he had to put a little more pressure on this crazy Xiǎo girl, but it also provided a good learning object for Xiǎo girl: "During this time, stuff some cotton huā in your stomach and learn every movement of your Rachel sister......"

"Uncle, it's hot." xiǎo 丫头 bitter face.

"Then you can choose to give up this film and I'll take over." Jessica joked, but was glared at by Xiǎo girl: "Sai Mian huā is Sai Mian huā, I still don't believe it, what film can be difficult for me." ”

"Morale." Liang Xiǎo Long laughed and said, "If the repercussions of your drama are strong enough, I will let you shoot a blockbuster next year, and if the response is mediocre, then you will experience two more years of training." ”

"Then there has to be a standard, right?" xiǎo 丫头 asked, "Box office influence, or public opinion influence?" ”

"As long as there are few NVs in the media because you watched the film and deliberately got pregnant, you will be considered successful." Liang Xiǎo Long half-jokingly.

"Die." xiǎo girl scolded angrily, who would run to get pregnant because of a movie, isn't this sick?

"." Rachel agrees that pregnancy is not simply having a child, but a responsibility, responsible for oneself and responsible for the child, then someone will be stupid enough to see a movie, think pregnancy is fun, and then ......

"Not necessarily, the power of idols is sometimes very powerful." Sophie has an attitude of opposition, in reality, there are many people who like to imitate celebrities, and one of them is to imitate Michael. Jackson has the most people, and many of them don't look like each other at all, but they just have a curly hair......

"This xing quality is different, isn't it?" Jessica agrees with Rachel that imitating the appearance and running to get pregnant are two different things.

"Girl, you say it yourself, dare to bet." Liang Xiǎo Long looked at Kayla with a smile, from his previous life, he was very aware of the strong repercussions caused by the film "Juno" among teenagers, and there were indeed some young NVs who deliberately became pregnant because of watching this film, and made a multimedia complaint to the Hollywood municipal FU, asking "Juno" to withdraw the painting.

"Okay, just take a gamble, it's a big deal to delay a year and then shoot a blockbuster." Xiǎo girl gritted her teeth and agreed, but she was still a little empty in her heart, because she wanted to make a film that could make people pregnant.

In the following days, Liang Xiǎo Long was extremely smooth, and every day when he went home, he could see Xiǎo girl with her stomach tinging, following Rachel, imitating Rachel's every move, but there was a sense of plausibility, which made people laugh: "If anyone's pregnant fu walks no way, she will definitely fall." ”

"If you have the ability, you can try it?" The xiǎo girl was so angry that her teeth were itching, but there was a hint of cunning in the corners of her eyes, expecting Liang Xiǎo Long to come down.

"I didn't want to compete with you." Liang Xiǎo Long Wan'er smiled, then went back to the room to continue writing the script, and before entering the mén, he didn't forget to turn around and say: "Girl, has anyone ever told you that the posture you walk now is more like a xiǎo mother, haha......"

"Uncle Xiǎo Long, you are so hateful......" The xiǎo girl roared angrily and was about to pounce, but she only heard a bang, and then clicked, Fang Mén was already locked, and she could only stare at Fang Mén dryly. After a long time, Xiǎo asked Rachel with a sad face: "Does Uncle Xiǎo Long have máo disease in his eyes?" And the whole room laughed.

In life, laughter and laughter continued, and suddenly one day, Xiǎo girl ran over and asked, "Uncle Xiǎo Long, do you know NV Wu?" Liang Xiǎo Long was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Girl, when did you get this kind of thing?" Xiǎo girl shook her head: "No, many people are talking about NV Wu now, it seems to be called Blair." ”

"NV Witch, Blair, NV Witch Blair?" Liang Xiǎo Long was suddenly stunned, in his previous life, as a senior filmmaker, some films are impossible to forget, just like epoch-making films like "Titanic", such as "Hero", which kicked off the Chinese blockbuster...... And "NV Wu Blair" is such a film with the characteristics of the times.

"yes, it's talking about NV Blair." xiǎo 丫tou was curious: "Uncle Xiǎo Long, do you know her story?" ”

"I want to know, just go to the cinema in a few days." Liang Xiǎo Long laughed, "NV Blair Witch" is the first movie shot on a CD player, and the picture quality is much worse than that of regular movies, but the structure and plot of the story are not bad. But its success lies not in these, but in publicity. Through the media and the Internet, constantly creating news, arousing people's interest in NV Wu Blair, and caring for the safety of the three college students, he finally launched a film that turned a low-cost film into a hit.

"Cinema?" xiǎo 丫头 is unknown.

"Remember how we promoted it when we filmed 100% Men?" Liang Xiǎo Long asked rhetorically.

Kayla naturally won't forget that by creating the most perfect man and the most perfect NV human gimmick, tens of millions of people participated in the prize-winning essay on the Internet, and finally the box office hit: "You mean, the story about NV Wu Blair and those three college students is fake and hyped up?" And, or for a movie hype? ”

"So, I was deceived?" xiǎo girl is a little annoyed, she was still excited to have a war of words with people on the Internet, but she didn't expect it to be fake, it's too annoying.

"Propaganda naturally has to have two points, otherwise who will see it." Liang Xiǎo Long smiled: "But this film is still very interesting, because it is the first Hollywood film to be shot on a CD, and it should be regarded as an epoch-making film." ”

"Still an epoch-making film?" The girl sneered: "The movie shot by DV is blurry, who wants to watch it?" ”

"If I didn't tell you this, would you watch it?" Liang Xiǎo Long asked with a smile.

"I guess so." Xiǎo girl sighed, and then laughed slyly: "Lie to me, then I won't let them have a good time, I'll go tell the media, stab their basket, and don't kill them." ”

"You girl." Liang Xiǎo Long directly gave her a violent shudder: "Is it easy for people to work hard to shoot a DV movie?" We have to compare our hearts to our hearts, don't mess around if you have nothing to do. ”

"Just kidding." xiǎo 丫tou smiled: "But Uncle xiǎo Long, how do you know this?" ”

"Of course I have my own mén path." Liang Xiǎo Long smiled casually, this kind of thing, just keep it mysterious.

"Oh......" xiǎo girl let out a long sigh, and then nodded: "I see, you are a commercial espionage." ”

"The head of the melon seed thinks of bad things." Liang Xiǎo Long glanced at her, and was about to give her a violent shudder, but Xiǎo girl would hide quickly and go around behind Rachel: "Uncle Xiǎo Long, since you know so much, tell us about the film." ”

"It's fine." Liang Xiǎo Long didn't refuse, and the grandmother talked: Three students traveled to the town of Blair, Maryland to interview locals in order to make a documentary about the legend of Blair, the witch of the NV. Two locals told them that a hermit named Rustin Parr had kidnapped seven children at his house in 1940-41. Parr takes the kids into his basement, where he kills a kid when he faces the corner. Parr eventually surrendered to the police, and later went insanely when a witch who had been killed in the 17th century led him to kill the seven children. They also interviewed Mary Brown, and the eccentric old woman told them that she had met Blair, the NV witch who had turned into a young girl. Student Heather pointed out that there was a shelf woven from tree branches in front of Mary's Strange House.

The next day, the students began exploring the nearby woods in search of evidence of NV Blair. On the way, fishermen warn them that the woods are always haunted. The students ascended to Coffinrock and camped there for the night. In the nineteenth century, five men were found to be killed by the ceremony. The next day, they descended into the woods, so deep that they could no longer rely on the map to know where they were. They eventually arrived at an ancient cemetery with seven xiǎo stone mounds and set up camp nearby. After dark, one of them accidentally hit one of the stone mounds and hurriedly repaired it. Later, they heard a strange cracking sound coming from an unknown place in the darkness.

Another day passed, and they continued to try to get out, but the night was still inexorable, and they were forced to camp for the night. That night, they heard the cracking sound again, but couldn't see what it was in the dark. Early in the morning, they found three xiǎo stone mounds erected around their tent during the night. As the group continues to try to find a way out of the woods, Heather realizes that her map is missing, and Mike admits that it may have been lost when he slipped into the stream the day before. Suddenly they realized that they had no map in hand, and they did not know where they were, so they resolved to go all the way south. Soon they found a human-shaped shelf woven from branches hanging from the tree. As night fell, they heard more strange noises, including the words of a xiǎo child and the sound of an unknown object rubbing against each side of the tent. They fled from their tents and hid in panic in the dark woods until dawn. Back at the tent, they found that their luggage had been rummaged through and Jones's gear had been buried in the mud. Then they realized that they were completely going around in circles.

In the morning, Josh was gone. Mike and Heather searched in vain, but to no avail. That night, they hear Josh's screams echoing in the dark, but are unable to find him. In the morning, Heather finds a pile of sticks and clothing outside the tent and finds blood-soaked clothing, human teeth, and human tissue inside, but she doesn't mention it to Mike. That night, they hear Josh's cries for help in pain and follow the direction of the cries to find an abandoned house in the woods. There appears to be a fight after Mike runs into the basement, followed by silence and the sound of cameras crashing to the ground. Heather then enters the basement as well, and sees Mike curled up in a corner facing the wall. In the end, Heather dropped the camera, and there was endless silence after her screaming.

"Ting horror movie, it's really boring." Xiǎo 丫头 pouts, horror films are different from other films, they must be combined to take effect in order to feel its terrifying artistic conception. And now, in broad daylight, a group of people are gathered together, and that can have a terrifying feeling.

"When the film is released, you can go to the cinema to feel the charm of the DV movie." Liang Xiǎo Long smiled.

"Don't worry about this first, I want to be the Emperor of Prophecy." Xiǎo smiled slyly, ran back to her room, turned on the computer, and logged on to NV Wu Blair's forum website, wanting to use first-hand information to get over the addiction of the prophetic emperor.