People in the land of Southern Guangdong pay great attention to feng shui and respect their ancestors, especially in rural areas, where every household has a tablet dedicated to their ancestors.

Doing business in the Pearl River Delta is like this, if it involves land occupation, it must depend on whether there is an ancestral grave on this land. If there is, then it's troublesome.

You'll have to hire a real feng shui master to help them find another real feng shui treasure, and then you'll have to pay a lot of money. And, if you do this, it depends on whether people are in a good mood or not, if you are not happy, you just don't want to move, and you have to use your tongue and rack your brains, and it is also useless.

Xiaofei's father was able to take down that piece of land, and the effort, effort, and energy he spent were immeasurable.

This person is too old to lack morality.

They saw that Mr. Xu was really temperamental and a good man, so they seized on the weak point of Mr. Xu's character.

What a hell of a loss!

OK！ Now that the ancestral tomb is a breakthrough, there is knowledge here.

Thinking of this, I called Mr. Xu.

"Uncle, I'm Boda, you told me in the hospital before that there are several ancestral graves in that field. How did you negotiate with the villagers? ‘

Uncle Xu: "People don't want to move it, saying that it is the feng shui that the ancestors have seen, how can it be easily changed." I specially invited a feng shui master, and found a good feng shui treasure land in Conghua, and then communicated with friends in Conghua and promised to let us move the grave there. After that, the agreement was negotiated again, and a family lost 700,000 yuan, and then it was settled. “

I said, "Is the money in place?" Has the grave been demolished? “

"No, people want to choose a day, I want to think about it...... At least half a month later. Then, the money was not paid. “

I replied to understand, and then told Uncle Xu's body again, and then hung up the phone.

It is said in the book of war that when you are fighting with the enemy, you are most afraid of not knowing the enemy and lightning attack. In this way, if you are caught off guard, you may lose the whole game.

In modern times, the more famous is the blitzkrieg of Xi Mustache, he played this trick by surprise, and for a while, almost the entire European continent was occupied by him.

In this game, the most important thing for me is to understand the real intentions of the other side. Therefore, the top priority is to hold them back.

How to drag it?

OK！ Take this ancestral grave to drag!

The first step of the plan, after being drafted, I was at home and began to sit and wait for the half-fairy to arrive.

It was almost eight o'clock in the evening.

I WAS CAREFULLY STUDYING THE MAC OPERATING SYSTEM OF THIS FRUIT COMPUTER WHEN THE PHONE RANG.

Pick it up, unfamiliar number, and connect it.

A deep voice came from inside.

"Bai Dadi, I have arrived in Guangzhou, and I am currently at the airport, where should I go next?" ”

I whispered back, "Where are you?" ”

"Hmm...... Yes...... Appeal ......"

There was a strange humming sound on the phone.

I was stunned: "Half-Immortal Jun, you are ......"

Banxian'er: "I'm in the thatched house, pooping ......"

I sighed, and when I heard this, I seemed to smell a lot of smell here.

I sighed weakly and said, "Okay, you can stay there for a while first, and I'll take a taxi to pick you up." ”

Pick up the phone, get up, get dressed, go downstairs and take a taxi straight to the airport.

When I arrived at the place, I saw Banxian'er standing at the entrance of the airport from afar, stretching his long neck and looking around.

I went over: "Okay, don't look at it, here it is." ”

The half-fairy ran down with a big bag on her back and said, "Baida, this time, how are we going to act?" ”

I gazed at the half-fairy carefully, and then I said, "Let's go back to my place and rest!" ”

"Gotta get it!" The demi-immortal yawned.

When I went back to my accommodation, I found a room with Banxian'er and slept separately.

When I got up early the next day, I called Xiaofei's father.

"Uncle, you ask Xiaofei to send me a text message with the details of that village, the geographical location, and the ancestral tombs, and the situation of the corresponding people, the more detailed, the better."

"Okay, I'll let Xiaofei send it right away."

After this is done, I will take the half-immortal downstairs to eat. Today, the porridge I drank was custard buns.

After the meal.

The text message came, I opened it and read it carefully.

There are three ancestral tombs, namely the Li family, the Wang family, and the Niu family.

The location of the village has also been figured out, probably in a small village more than ten kilometers away on the outskirts of Shekou.

After getting the information, I thought about it quietly, and then came to a store on the corner of the street, used the public phone inside, and turned out the mobile phone number of Sister Tao in Guangzhou, and I called.

"Hey, Sister Peach?"

"Ah, are you?"

"It's me, Xiaoda."

"Oh, Xiaoda, ouch, why didn't you come to work at the company?"

"I have something to do in my hometown, I have to go back, I left in a hurry, and I didn't say hello to you. Well, I came to Guangzhou with a friend, they were making films, they wanted to buy props, I don't know where to sell them in Guangzhou. ”

"This, you don't need to buy it, can't you just get it directly from Sister Tao?"

"I still bought it, and I didn't use it."

"Good...... You do this, you write it down. ”

Sister Tao said an address.

I remembered it, and then chatted with Sister Tao for a few words, and then put the phone away.

The half-fairy was puzzled and asked me, "Baida, what does this mean?" ”

I smiled: "Turn around, you'll understand." ”

Pay, get up, leave the store, take a taxi, and go straight to the place that Sister Tao said.

When I arrived at the store, I told the clerk what I wanted to buy, and after a while, I had all the things I wanted. I paid, packed a few large bags of things, and returned to the lodgings with the half-fairy.

When I got home, I closed the door, put my things on the coffee table, and then said to the half-immortal: "From now on, the two of us, you are blind, I am mute, we are both masters who have practiced on Qingcheng Mountain for many years. Your nickname is Liu Blind, I don't have a nickname, I'm just dumb, understand? ”

Half Immortal was excited, and he said: "Ouch, this is the old man's strength, tell me quickly, what is the specific?" ”

I said, "Let's go to a place and give people hexagrams for free." This, it depends on your true ability as a half-immortal. Then, someone will definitely let you see the ancestral tomb feng shui, you must say it for the better, what you want to say is crazy, and it makes people confused! All in all, this is a treasure of feng shui, no matter how much you give, you can't sell it! Do you understand? ”

The half-fairy smiled evilly: "I know! ”

"OK, let's get started!"

The things I bought had wig covers, which were short wigs that were gray and white. Deliberately hand-made old really good cloth tunics, that is, the cloth and style that swept the country in the early eighties of the last century. The shoes are slip-ons, and in addition, the half-fairy has a pair of blind sunglasses. As for me, I'm dumb, I don't need to dress up, ahhhh

After the things were arranged, I went downstairs to get a small bamboo stick, and then, the half-immortal and I began to rehearse. What kind of acting method is that I am holding the half-fairy in front, and the half-fairy wears sunglasses and follows behind.

As you walk, you chatter. What are you talking about? Of course, it's something in the hexagram book, what Yi Geng is combined into wood gas, and Ding Ren is combined into obscenity......

Wait, just like that, people will know what you're doing.

People love fortune telling, especially if they are accurate, and if they don't spend money, then more people will calculate.

Therefore, it will not attract attention.

I discussed it with the half-fairy, and pondered some gestures that should be done in an emergency. When they were done, they went back to their rooms and died.

The phone has an alarm.

At two o'clock in the morning, we got up, put on makeup, glued fake beards, fake eyebrows, and then took advantage of the darkness and no one noticed, swished out the door, went outside to take a taxi, and went straight to the passenger station.

Come to the bus terminal.

We are officially in the play.

Ban Xian'er first shook her throat and bought two tickets to Shekou at the ticket gate.

Then we waited for the bus.

When I got to the point, I took a stick and led the half-fairy, and the two of them walked slowly through the crowd.

Ouch, the quality of people is good, looking at our two disabilities, we all dodged away and gave way.

A smooth one.

The car arrived at Shekou, reversed again, and went to a small town.

The town is still more than ten miles away from that village.

This time, we didn't take the car, we walked!

We were two disabled, and we walked slowly, just in a blink of an eye, and when it was almost dark, we slowly walked to the entrance of the village.

arrived at the entrance of the village, and the half-immortal entered the play.

Slowly following me, his mouth chattering uncontrollably.

And so, after about five minutes, when we were about to reach the middle of the village, we were stopped by two men.

“￥#%#￥%…… ￥”

I don't understand......

Besides, I can't say that I am dumb.

I stared at the two of them with wide eyes.

When the half-fairy heard this, she turned her ears and said in a loud voice, "What are you talking about?" I don't understand. ”

As soon as people heard us speak Mandarin, they changed their mouths and said in very stiff and non-standard Mandarin: "What are you doing?" What are you going to do in this village? ”

"Ah......" The half-immortal suddenly said, and then he said in a dumb voice: "We are Taoist monks who practice in Qingcheng, and the master said that in this place, there is a purple qi that rushes straight to the heavens. This purple gas can manage the fortune of 500 years. Here, the emperor is going to be released! ”

As soon as I heard it, I secretly scolded, your uncle, half an immortal, you are too big, out of the emperor? Your sister, is this a big crime of killing heads? Don't play like that.

Thinking of this, I gritted my teeth, took a small stick, and secretly stabbed the lower half of the fairy's stomach.

The half-immortal recalled: "That, in the current era of peace, the emperor can't be the emperor, but it is more than enough to be a rich man, so the master ordered me to come and see where this dragon vein purple qi is, and then go back to report it, and then record it in the book." ”

At this time, a man took a box of Double Happiness cigarettes, tore open the seal, took one, talked about it, lit it, and asked, "Do you know how to tell fortunes?" ”

Half Immortal: "Yes, yes, but the master said that fortune telling can't collect money from people, we tell fortunes, but we don't want money." ”

I don't need money to hear it.

Suddenly, we had people surround them.

"Old man, give me a math and see when I can develop."

"Sir, do the math, when will I be able to marry a wife......"

The demand of the masses of the people is very strong. 、

Banxian'er swallowed her saliva and said, "Old man, all the way here, this grain of rice has not entered, and the water has not been drunk, this ...... Dumb, look at where water is sold, buy a bottle of water to drink. “

I made a gesture and turned my pocket out, meaning, there was no money.

The half-immortal sighed: "Alas, what do you mean by this." “

I'm whoa, whoa, whoa......

It's a pity that the role of the half-fairy is invisible.

So, someone helped to speak: "Old gentleman, this dumb man seems to say that he has no money." “

"Ah, there's no money, then bear with it, if it can rain for a while, open your mouth and get some water to drink."

I'm speechless, the logic of the half-immortal thinking is strong, crying poor, I really don't have such a way to cry.

At this time, a white man couldn't look down anymore.

We're so pathetic.

Then he said, "Go, come to my house, and I will take care of you with good food and food." But you have to be accurate, if you can't calculate, you will be killed in the street! ”