"Two gentlemen, do you want to buy a card?" The sales lady standing behind the counter was dressed in an ink-colored tight ~ narrow skirt uniform, outlining the curves of her body exquisitely.

Erxi likes food, prefers beautiful women, and when he saw the sales lady's flowery smile, his heart was excited, and his mouth trembled, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, buy a card." ”

Gu Feng sighed and shook his head, this woman is just an ordinary woman, if it weren't for the kind of tight-fitting underwear that lifts her breasts and lifts her hips, this figure can't be seen, but Erxi sees that such a woman can't speak, how can she expect to marry a daughter-in-law?

"What kind of package do you want?" When the sales lady saw the business coming to the door, the smile on her face became brighter, and she was busy selling: "We have packages such as Global Pass, Shenzhou Tour, Dynamic Zone and so on. ”

"Then, then you give me an introduction!" Erxi's eyes stared at the cleavage squeezed out by the sales lady, and stammered!

Obviously, Erxi is not as picky as Gu Feng, as long as it is edible, he can eat it!

"Global pass, there are 58 yuan package, 88 yuan package, 128 yuan package, 188 yuan package, 288 yuan package, 388 yuan package, 588 yuan package, 888 yuan package, 1688 yuan package, different price package discounts are also different, the higher the price of the package is also more discounts, I don't know which one Mr. wants?" The sales lady worked hard to promote it, and handed a global tariff table to Erxi, but from time to time her eyes looked over Erxi's fat body to look at Gu Feng who was standing behind.

Gu Feng is barely enough to be 1.8 meters tall, and he doesn't look shabby standing next to any man, but if you want to say Yao Ning, that's an exception!

Compared with the cheap meat and fat Erxi, Gu Feng standing behind him not only looks thin and slender and has a good temperament, whether he looks at it from a distance or up close, it is Gu Feng who is pleasing to the eye, and everyone has a love for beauty, and the sales lady only puts more eyes on the handsome and chic Gu Feng who is in the wind.

However, it is a pity that Erxi's body is too strong, and after only one small step, Gu Feng behind him was completely caught by him, and the sales lady's gaze could only helplessly return to Erxi's body.

"Miss, how much is this monthly rent?" Erxi asked again.

"Sir, it's not expensive, it's only fifty yuan a month!" The sales lady smiled sweetly.

"Fifty?" Erxi's heart chilled, fifty months rent is not expensive, fifty yuan is enough for you to buy how many small quilts, it is really not a backache to stand and talk, so he shook his head and asked, "Do you have anything else here?" ”

"Yes, we in China Mobile also have the Shenzhou Travel series, the Shenzhou Travel Public Package, the Shenzhou Travel Listening Package, the Shenzhou Travel Easy Package, and the Shenzhou Travel Home Package!" The sales lady patiently introduced, and after finishing, she handed Erxi a tariff standard table.

Erxi's eyes were like torches, and he lost interest when he swept up and down, because the set of cards on it had a minimum monthly rent of ten yuan.

"Miss, do you have a lower monthly rent here, or do you not want a monthly rent?" Erxi asked again.

"Yes!" Although the sales lady was already a little impatient, her professional smile was still on her face, but there was some disdain in her eyes, and she met two poor ghosts to buy mobile phone cards.

"We also have a standard package for Shenzhou Travel, which doesn't require monthly rent!" The attitude of the sales lady is obviously a little perfunctory, and she is no longer as enthusiastic as she was just now when she handed over the tariff.

Erxi took the tariff table and looked at it, a little dumbfounded, it was indeed 0 monthly rent, but the call fee was six cents per minute, and it was basically roaming everywhere.

"Forget it!" Erxi, who was cold, shook his head, put the stack of tariff bills in his hand back to the counter, and pulled Gu Feng to pass the Unicom counter opposite.

"Wait, gentlemen, we still have a dynamic zone here, do you want to take a look?" The sales lady shouted.

"Don't you want a monthly rent?" Erxi stopped and asked.

"Of course you want to! There is no such thing as a free lunch in this world! The sales lady sneered.

"Then I'd better go to Unicom to have a look!" Erxi said that he was going to leave again.

"Then you go, they are notoriously bad four, bad signal, bad tariffs, bad attitude, bad management, don't regret buying their card!" The sales lady is yin and yang.

"But they're just as good!" Erxi is very serious.

"Look!" Erxi pointed to the sales ladies standing on the counter opposite and said, "Their figures are better than yours!" ”

"You—" The sales lady was speechless.

"Haha~~~~" Erxi laughed and pulled Gu Feng to the opposite side, only to make the young lady so angry that she stomped her feet.

Gu Feng was a little dumbfounded, looking at Erxi in a daze, he thought that Erxi was dizzy by the expired Mimi, it turned out that he was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!

followed Erxi to the counter of Unicom, although the lady said that the four here are not good, but the monthly rent and call fee are obviously much cheaper.

Gu Feng has no concept of the standard of dialogue fees, because his words are all handled by Su Man'er, he just fights, and following Erxi around blindly is just to gain more knowledge.

However, after a while, Erxi actually said to Gu Feng: "Little junior brother, let's go back!" ”

"Where are you going? Haven't you bought this card yet? Gu Feng asked.

"Just go back and buy a card!" Erxi is not very embarrassed.

Looking at Erxi's embarrassed expression, Gu Feng understood, and asked in surprise, "Do you mean to go back to that woman just now?" ”

"Hmm!" Erxi nodded even more embarrassedly.

"Second Senior Brother, you, you can't have a crush on that girl, right?" Gu Feng asked coldly.

"No, I suddenly remembered that in my village, the signal of Unicom is very bad!" Erxi explained.

"Oh!" Gu Feng couldn't help but laugh and said, "Then go back!" ”

"But I'm a little afraid of that girl, just now I," Erxi said hesitantly.

"It's okay, senior brother, if she dares to shout, I'll help you pump her!" Gu Feng patted his chest and said.

"Good! Let's go back! Erxi had Gu Feng's courage, and finally had some courage, and walked towards the shop opposite, but when he arrived at the door, his footsteps began to slow down again.

When the sales lady saw that Erxi had poured back again, her face sank to the ground.

Erxiton was there, and he didn't dare to go over.

Seeing the appearance of the two, Gu Feng couldn't help but feel funny, and prankfully pushed behind Erxi and said, "Senior brother, go in!" ”

Erxi was pushed to the counter by him and faced the sales lady.

"Why are you coming back?" The sales lady wrenched her face and said, her tone sounding rather resentful.

"I, I'll buy the card!" Erxi stuttered again.

"Aren't you going over there to see?" The sales lady asked again.

"I've seen it!" Erxi squeaked, turned his head to look, but found that the little junior brother who had just sworn that he would help him smoke this girl was looking at the number selection book like a nobody, and couldn't help but scold this kid for being unkind.

"Didn't you say they were in better shape than mine? Why do you come back? The sales lady said angrily, but after saying this, she realized that her words were too ambiguous.

"Although their figures are good, their service attitude is obviously not as good as yours!" Erxi fought alone.

"Oh, seeing that I'm so bullied, do you want to come back and bully me?" The sales lady said aggressively.

"No, no, I really want to buy your card!" Two stammering explanations.

"Hmph, I hate you the most because you're a person who doesn't look like you, you're fat, ugly and half-hearted, and I don't sell my card to anyone!" The sales lady said negatively.

Erxi's face was embarrassed and embarrassed, everyone thought he was going to be angry, but who knew that he begged for mercy in a low voice: "You buy me one!" ”

The dialogue between the two was so ambiguous that Gu Feng blushed a little when he heard it, raised his eyes and saw Erxi's eyes asking for help, and quickly lowered his head and continued to flip through the number book, pretending that he didn't hear anything, but he flipped through it, and his eyes suddenly fixed on a number

"Not for sale!" The sales lady refused with a strong attitude, people fought for a breath, Buddha fought for a pillar of incense, this sales lady was very backbone in order not to do a happy business in one breath.

"If you don't sell it to me, I'll complain to you!" Erxi was a little annoyed and ashamed.

"Hmph, I'm the one who opened this store, who do you go to complain to!" The sales lady sneered stiffly.

"I" Erxi was choked.

"Then buy me one!" Gu Feng finally interjected.

"You too" The sales lady originally blurted out that you are not a good thing, but when she saw Gu Feng's handsome face, she immediately changed her words, and said in a soft voice: "You also want to buy a card?" ”

"Well, I want this!" Gu Feng pointed to a number in the number book.

"This number has been sold!" The sales lady said.

"Oh? Been selling for a long time? Gu Feng asked again.

"It's been almost a week!" The sales lady was a little puzzled, but still replied.

"Then have you registered the ID number of this card buyer?" Gu Feng asked again.

"Registered! A copy of your ID card is available! The sales lady nodded and replied, and then asked vigilantly, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"Can you show me?" Gu Feng asked again.

"No, the customer's information is personal privacy, and we have no right to disclose it!" The sales lady looked at Gu Fengdao vigilantly.

"Oh? Can you give you money? Gu Feng asked again.

"No way!" The sales team shook their heads in desperation.

"And how do I know?" Gu Feng asked without giving up.

"Unless you're a cop, but are you?"

"Oh, I'm not!" Gu Feng groaned, then took out the phone, and was about to press the number when he saw that the two of them were still looking at him in a daze, and couldn't help but smile and said, "What are you two looking at me, go on!" ”

"Sell me one!" Since Erxi took over the conversation and said to the sales lady, he added at the end, "I won't dare in the future!" ”

This time, not only Gu Feng was dumbfounded, but even the sales lady was stunned, her face turned red, and she scolded in a low voice: "I've been selling cards for so long, it's the first time I've seen you such a spineless hooligan!" ”

Erxi's face was a little red, but he didn't answer, and of course he didn't leave, just standing there and looking at the sales lady, it can even be said that he was affectionate.

The sales lady was finally defeated by Erxi, and took out a set card from under the counter and threw it to him.