"By the way, the ...... you said last time" The proprietress looked as if she had suddenly remembered something, but in fact, because the topic of discussion between the two was too heavy, the sociable woman quietly changed the topic: "The leaf you said last time, what is your relationship?" ”

Yun Mu was slightly stunned, and quickly understood the hard work of the proprietress, and it happened that he didn't want to dwell on the past family affairs anymore, so he smiled: "Actually, I don't understand what my relationship with her is."

The proprietress was curious: "Where did you meet?" ”

Yun Mu smiled even more strangely: "Public Security Bureau." ”

Hostess: "What? ”

Yun Mu: "At the gate of the Lanjiang City Public Security Bureau. ”

"When?"

"Ten years ago."

"You were idle ten years ago, and you went to the door of the Public Security Bureau to go on a date?"

"Yes and no, it was a complicated year."

“……”

When the proprietress was speechless, Yun Mu discovered the new world.

Although it was difficult for him to tell what his relationship with Ye Zi was, one thing was certain, Ye Zi was able to solve his psychological problems, not only because the girl herself was a psychiatrist, but also because Yun Mu was able to release his emotions when he was with her. In this regard, even if she is very close to the omnipotent fairy sister, she can't compare to Ye Zi.

⊙v⊙＊⊙v⊙

This night, Yun Mu did not enter the nightmare world, he fell asleep like an ordinary person, and then he dreamed like an ordinary person. Unlike ordinary people, as a nightmare master, Yun Mu is exceptionally awake in his dreams. In dreams, from childhood to youth, a person's life seems to be reviewed in the blink of an eye. This reminded Yun Mu of a movie whose name she couldn't remember, in which an old lady warned her granddaughter: "The last time I blinked, I was flattering the person I liked, and I was eighty years old when I blinked again, so you must not blink."

Life seems to be a blink of an eye.

After this blink of an eye, the dream suddenly froze.

Date: April 1, 2013.

Location: A hotel.

Seeing the somewhat exotic room in front of him, the conscious Yun Mu felt very familiar, as a visitor in this dream, he passed out of the room like a ghost and saw the name of the hotel.

Just Nut Garden Hotel, Yun Mu once came here.

Opposite the guesthouse is the world-famous Zabulun Monastery.

For Yun Mu, less than a day has passed, but for others, a long time has passed. At this moment, Yun Mu saw an acquaintance in the hotel of this dream. The last time I saw Lao Niu, it was actually only half a day ago, when the time in the dream was January 2013, and at this moment, I saw Lao Niu, but in April 2013, the time in the dream was too jumpy, and two or three months passed in the blink of an eye.

It seems that he has really found positive energy, and the uncle in front of him is far less decadent than "a few months ago", and he is chatting with his sister with a notebook. Yun Mu walked to the back and took a look, he was taken aback, the girl's screen name was quite Martian, and a symbol was added in the middle, which looked like "That year?" That hurt? It's beautiful". Looking at the content of the chat again, Yun Mu was taken aback again.

That year? That hurt? It's beautiful: I'm going to find you.

Lao Niu: Don't be in such a hurry.

That year? That hurt? It's Beautiful: Why?

Lao Niu: We are developing too fast, which is not good.

That year? That hurt? Very Beautiful: So what do you think should be?

Lao Niu: I think we should be a pen pal first, write a letter every month, slowly cultivate feelings, and remember to write by hand.

That year? That hurt? It's beautiful: ............

Yun Mu almost fell, and he really couldn't stand it.

At this time, Lao Niu suddenly turned his head and saw Yun Mu, he was not surprised, and said with a smile: "We meet again." ”

Yun Mu was not polite, and asked, "You deliberately teased this little girl, right?" ”

Lao Niu: "How can you see it?" ”

Yun Mu: "I remember that you are very repulsive to the non-mainstream group, and all the Mars IDs in your group have been cleaned out before. ”

Lao Niu: "That was before, people will change. ”

"No, you're hooking up...... I'll take a look at her profile first...... Hooking up with such a seventeen-year-old underage girl? Yun Mu was completely defeated by the sullen uncle in front of him.

"I just wanted to be a pen pal with her."

“…… The question is, is there such a thing as a 'pen pal' in this era? Yun Mu was very surprised, it stands to reason that people in the dream can't lie, so it makes him wonder even more, what kind of trouble does this sullen uncle want to make in front of him?

"Just because something isn't trending doesn't mean you can't get involved."

"That's right, but there's one thing I don't understand, even if you're looking for a pen pal, you shouldn't be looking for this kind of post-90s girl, right?"

"That's a long story, last year I wrote a book in which the main character is a high school student. Originally, I wanted to look back on my high school years, but I went off the rails when I wrote and wrote, and I unconsciously brought the three views of a thirty-year-old uncle into the book, and imposed it on a group of sixteen or seventeen-year-old characters. This in itself was unfair, and the book was scrapped...... Later, I thought that maybe I wasn't young enough, and I should go to a high school sister to relive my youth. The question then arises. I'm looking for a high school student, and in this era, high school students must be post-90s, which is a paradox in itself. ”

"So you found the person in front of you?"

"No, it's been a long time to find this."

"Anything else before?"

"Yes, the ones I looked for before, I was defeated after less than ten words of conversation."

"You really have a bit of a frustrated and courageous spirit, so this person in front of you is very special?"

"It's really special, there was a time when I was sorting out my high school alumni directory, and I accidentally found a photo of this girl on that alumni website." As he spoke, Lao Niu casually flipped out this photo from a folder on the computer.

In the photo, a fairly beautiful little girl is standing on the campus boulevard, with her back against a big tree. Seeing the girl's sixteen or seventeen-year-old appearance, and then looking at the intoxicated old cow in front of him, Yun Mu finally understood what the old cow meant by eating tender grass.

"When I first saw this photo, I didn't know how long I was stunned." Lao Niu said, pointing to the big tree in the picture, "This place is where I went to high school." This tree...... The first time I confessed to Duoduo, it was under this tree. The first time I held her hand, it was also under this tree......"

Yun Mu was silent, using his ninth-order nightmare master's fierce spiritual sense to observe, the uncle in front of him really didn't look at the little girl in the photo, and his eyes were always staring at the tree in the picture.

I don't know why, Yun Mu suddenly wanted to cry, he remembered that when he passed by Lanjiang No. 1 Middle School at noon today, he recalled the sorrows and joys he had been here, and then for no reason his most difficult time, there was a girl in a white dress who had waited for him at the school gate.

At that moment, walking past the campus, twenty-seven-year-old Yun Mu looked back, and his eyes were full of the shadow of his seventeen-year-old age.

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"At that time, I thought this was a fatalistic arrangement, adding this little girl's friend with a dead face, and harassing the little girl all day long......" In the room, Lao Niu seemed to be talking to himself, and the whole person was immersed in the past.

"Later." Yun Mu came back to his senses and asked.

"Later, things went too unrestrained, and I just wanted to have some pure communication, but now the little girls are rushing to open the house."

"Isn't that bad?"

"Ten years ago, it was a good thing, but now it's not for me."

Yun Mu didn't refute, he felt that the uncle in front of him was very sincere, and then he remembered his little Yuan Ze. Yuan Ze has a very weird hobby, he likes to be a netizen with a little girl in junior high school, but he never goes to see those little Lori, thinking that the original feeling of seeing them will be destroyed.

After a while, he asked, "Could it be that your generation gap is too deep and there is a problem with communication?" Or do you always have a prejudice against the post-90s generation in your heart? ”

Lao Niu: "No, as I got to know this group, I put aside the original prejudices in my heart. The current post-90s generation is no different from us in the past, the difference is only that everyone lives in different eras. ”

"Today's children are no different from the children of your time?" Yun Mu is very curious about this topic, after all, people like him born in the late eighties are very embarrassed, and the traditional post-80s treat them as the post-90s, and the post-90s people do not treat them as their own people.

"It's really no different, for example, dyeing hair, I remember the first time I met someone who dyed their hair in real life, it was in '95. The man was in his twenties at the time, indicating that he was a post-70s generation. At that time, this kind of person brought a strong visual impact to everyone, and it is difficult to describe this existence in words. Later, in '97, one of my friends also dyed his hair, and it was a miserable yellow, which was the era when the old boy was so popular, you would never have imagined that there was a girl who thought he was so cool that he had to be his girlfriend...... But now it's different, if there is a post-90s generation who does this kind of thing, it will immediately become synonymous with brain wreckage, the spokesperson of **. It can be said that the post-90s have done stupid things, and most of the post-70s and post-80s have done it. The only thing I haven't done is probably pouting and using my mobile phone to *, but you have to understand, it's not that the post-70s and post-80s don't want to play self-*, the actual reason is that they didn't have a mobile phone at all in that era!! In fact, if you think about it carefully, these things are just a little impulse in the hearts of young people, who hasn't done something ridiculous? In this era of technologically advanced information explosion, all the behaviors of the post-90s generation have been infinitely amplified, and the slightest movement will be strongly watched. Seriously, the post-90s generation is just a group that gets shot while lying down. At the same time, they are also the main target of the post-80s generation. ”

"I see." Yun Mu exclaimed, he didn't expect the uncle in front of him to study so deeply, he asked: "You said that the post-90s generation is the main target of the post-80s, how can you say this?" ”

"Wang Shuo used to have a very interesting saying: the post-50s generation is basically poor and dangling; After the 60s, in the political era, he became an official; After the 70s, the spring breeze of reform blew all over the ground and was released; The post-80s, most of the post-50s poor children, are hard; The children of the post-90s, post-00s, post-60s and post-70s, except for the rich second generation, are the second generation of officials. Interlocking, now you understand, right? The emergence of the post-80s generation is not for nothing! ”

"There's some truth to that."

"If you look closely, it is not difficult to find that there are very few post-90s and post-70s scolding on the Internet, and generally the post-80s are scolding. This is not without reason, the post-80s generation is now mixed at the bottom of the society, what about suffering, do you go anywhere, in any unit, there are post-80s masters? How many of the heads of various departments are post-80s? The post-80s generation is so depressed that they can only blow it on the Internet. In this society, power is in the hands of the post-60s, and wealth is in the hands of the post-70s. The reason why they scolded the post-90s generation stemmed from the envy and hatred of the post-80s to the post-70s and post-60s. ”

"Haha, that seems to be the case."

"In the workplace, no one doesn't hate their boss, who hasn't been angry with their boss? If you meet a post-90s, maybe you don't hate him, but you must hate his parents! The reason is very simple, the parents of the post-90s generation are likely to be the leaders of the post-80s generation in the unit! ”

"Sure enough, they are interlocking, and the post-80s generation is too hard."

"Do you know why I chose to write a book in the first place? Because I think that if I choose this profession, I can not be angry with my boss. Later I realized that I was wrong, that my underwear was wrong. You work outside, and your boss will scold you at most, and if you are in a hurry, you can go out and beat him. But you write a book on the Internet, and the reader even scolds your mother, and you scold him for no reason, and you can't find anyone if you want to beat him! The saddest thing is that the scolding is often the post-80s 'own people', in the early years, the post-70s were relatively low-key on the Internet, the post-90s are too young to start mixing with the Internet, and the post-80s are the mainstream. The post-80s generation is probably the best at cannibalism, and I really think I'm powerful when I blow it on the Internet, and I don't like anyone when I see it, and I arrest and scold whom. ”

"You have a deep grudge, do you want to start a war with the post-80s?"

"No, it's supposed to be self-deprecating. The most powerful person who dares to expose his shortcomings, I am a post-80s generation, and I speak for myself. If there are post-80s compatriots who see what I wrote, I hope they can calm down, return the power to the cow, and do something in a down-to-earth manner. When power and wealth are handed over, in a specific era, they will inevitably be handed over to our post-80s generation. ”

"Brother Niu, I'm impressed with you. In the past, I thought that online writers would only study the pure imagination of crossing through rebirth and cultivating the truth, but I didn't expect to study this kind of social problem. Yun Mu was halfway through speaking, and finally cut to the chase: "But what you said is the same as this [that year?] That hurt? It's beautiful] What is the inevitable connection between the girl? ”

"Of course it matters, I used to see such an id and pass decisively, but now it's different, since I understand the post-90s group, I began to look at the problem with a peaceful eye. Until one day, I suddenly discovered that these seemingly Martian names actually contain a layer of tribute. ”

"Why is it a tribute?" Yun Mu was even more curious.

"In the early years, Gu Long's "Shooting Star? Butterfly? Sword", "The End of the World? Moon? The Knife was once so popular, and this suspected Martian genre was once prevalent, most famously being the imitation of this genre in several movies. And the content of these movies is very hilarious, such as "Caizi? Flowers? Star Mom", "Celebrity? **？ Enough Jiang Mei", "Resentful Woman? Crazy baby? Mad Killer ...... It is worth mentioning that in 1977, Lu Qi directed the wonderful art film "Caizi? Flowers? "Star Mom" is the first Hong Kong film with a female surname 'that part', and it set off a blockbuster boom that year, which is an important record for Chinese bed art films in the film industry, a milestone ......"

Hearing this, Yun Mu secretly sighed that there was no end to learning, it turned out that Martian literature had such a trendy origin.

"After reviewing these classics, you won't feel that the post-90s generation is very wrong, and many so-called non-mainstream things are just leftovers from other people's games decades ago. You might as well learn more from Quentin and hold a heart of tribute. I want to pay tribute now, and when my book ends, the title will be "Rubbing You?" Sister's? The Finale" ......"

"What's the end?"

"The ending is a young man named Yun Mu who won the pox, conquered the world, and soaked all the girls."

"............" Yun Mu was stunned, he had an illusion that he seemed to have been "created" by the uncle in front of him.

"Isn't that what the reader wants, even though it doesn't make sense."

"Well, I'm starting to understand you, this is indeed the finale of rubbing your sister......"

"Haha, long live understanding!"

"Is this an expression of resentment?"

"No, there were grudges before, and now all that's left is a laughing joke. Everyone is the same, you don't care what people you don't care about think of you, you only care if the people you care about are paying attention to you. People I don't care about at all, I'm not interested in what they say. I just want to convey a message and make a response to those I care about: Lao Niu is still alive, Lao Niu has not forgotten them, Lao Niu wants the whole book today! ”

"Why today?"

"Do you know what it is today?"

"April Fool's Day?"

"Do you know what happened today ten years ago?"

"Ten years ago, three years ago? What happened? ”

"On that day that year, Leslie Cheung jumped from the top of the building and said goodbye to the world in this way."

“……”

"This is a special day, and I choose to say goodbye to my book lovers on this special day."

End of book