After dinner, everyone gathered in the hall on the first floor to prepare for a meeting, the theme was: What to do to kill you, my love,

The doctor walked steadily to the front of the coffee table with the tray basin, like an elegant French waiter, he put the tray down gently, and then gave Wu Ming a look, his lips squirmed silently, and the smile on his face was sinister,

A bottle, Wu Ming read the doctor's lips, couldn't help but cover his mouth and snickered, because of envy, jealousy and hatred, the doctor, under the instruction of a group of jealous husbands, secretly put medicine in the drink of the eagle, a medicine for constipation,

Just a spoonful of spoon can allow constipation patients to solve their worries, if it is a normal person taking a bottle of dose, it is definitely and, and the gloating Wu Ming sang a children's song in his heart: Lalala, Lalala, I am a little expert in......

There are people who drink milk, some who drink wine, some who drink juice, and some who drink water, but the only one who drinks is coffee, the original super strong black coffee, which is a perverted drink, and most of the people who can drink it as a daily drink are neurotic,

The thick and bitter coffee in the dark is difficult to detect when poisoned, even if you add two spoonfuls of toilet soap, you may not be able to drink it, Tianying put the cup in front of his nose and sniffed, and praised: "The coffee is well brewed." ”

The doctor smiled slightly, "Thank you." ”

Smell your sister, drink quickly, Wu Ming and the others were secretly anxious, who knew that Tianying just sniffed it, and put the cup back on the coffee table, everyone was so anxious that their hair was almost white, just like seeing a beast stripped Teacher Cang naked, but he took out his mobile phone and played Angry Birds, which was really angry,

"Why don't you drink it." The doctor pretended to be curious and asked, "Is it too hot?" ”

"Not ......"

Ye Limei spit out the skin of melon seeds and interrupted: "When you were eating just now, didn't you notice that Lord Earl was the last person to take food." ”

Is it because they are afraid that we will be poisoned?

Everyone's faces became ugly, and even the gentle elephant was stunned, after all, the meal was prepared by him, and Wu Ming was the first to jump out and denounce: "Yellow-haired duck, are you afraid that we will be poisoned, you are living the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain." ”

Skyhawk flicked his hair and asked rhetorically, "Zero, do you think you're a gentleman?" ”

Is a hypocrite, Wu Ming, who lacked confidence, did not reply, and the blue wolf and the others looked at him with an earnest face, hoping that he could come up with a way to let Tianying drink the coffee obediently, and then pull it to the barren world, the sun and the moon were reversed, and the arrogance of the yellow-haired duck was completely suppressed.

Facing a string of green eyes, Wu Ming's scalp was numb for a while, and then looking at the black coffee in front of him, he secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, there is a way now, but at least one-third of this coffee is laxatives, can his fragile large intestine bear it,

can not live up to the people's expectations of themselves, only the chrysanthemum baptized by the blizzard is the most beautiful chrysanthemum, Wu Ming gritted his teeth, picked up the coffee in front of the eagle, poured a third into his own milk, and after taking a sip, he sneered: "A man who goes out without a bird, dare to drink it now." ”

Tianying smiled and said nothing, and finally picked up the cup and drank it, the blue wolf and the others also laughed, only Wu Ming, who sacrificed his life to accompany his grandson, did not look good, okay, chrysanthemum festering still needs a chemical reaction process, now we can talk about business,

Yesterday, Ye Limei received a new recording message from the gopher, he has no worries about his life for the time being, but the situation is not good, the wound on his leg has deteriorated a little, and he has to rely on a wheelchair stretcher to enter and exit.

After listening to the four eyes briefly talk about the gopher's situation, Tianying brushed his fingers across his eyebrows and said down, "Wow, is the stinky mouse's leg going to be wasted, this is really good news." ”

“…………”

After a short silence, the men began to talk loudly, the topic was mainly to discuss the plan to rescue the gopher, and several women sitting on a large sofa were talking about other topics, Bai Xiayuan didn't know what to say, his finger glanced at the sky eagle, and the roots of his ears instantly turned red,

"Derpy." Ye Limei poked Ding Zhenyuan's waist and asked in a low voice, "Do you like handsome blonde guys?" ”

"I like it." Ding Zhenyuan nodded vigorously and said with a smile: "He looks like a golden roast chicken." ”

Poof, hearing her words, Wu Ming and the others burst out laughing, and their ridiculous eyes turned to Tianying, the little white face is planted, you are just a hairless roast chicken in the eyes of the little girl, you have to be an egg,

"Derpy, if you want to compare...... Ye Limei, who was overwhelmed, continued to tease Ding Zhenyuan, "The blonde handsome guy is like a roast chicken, what about the old fox." ”

Ding Zhenyuan said without thinking: "Chicken ass." ”

Fingers laughed and said hilariously: "Yes, yes, they are chicken butts." ”

Chicken...... Chicken butt, people are chickens, we don't even have the whole corpse of the chicken, Wu Ming and the others smug smiles disappeared in an instant, Sky Eagle swept towards them with a pitying gaze, and showed a sympathetic look, a typical cat crying mouse fake compassion,

Annoyed and angry, Wu Ming stood up, walked up to Ding Zhenyuan menacingly, without saying a word, hugged the little girl to her thigh, slapped her ass a few times, and scolded: "Stupid, don't judge people by their appearance in the future, otherwise you will regret it in the future." ”

Wu Ming put the stunned Ding Zhenyuan back on the sofa, snorted, walked back to his seat with a high spirit, and said casually: "Let's continue, where did you talk about just now." ”

“…………”

Is this the punishment for challenging the head of the family, so ashamed to ejaculate, Bai Xiayuan's delicate face was red, and she felt that her buttocks were slightly hot, as if she was beaten, looking at Ding Zhenyuan, who looked aggrieved, her maternal love immediately overflowed, and she hurriedly whispered to comfort,

Fingers looked at Wu Ming with an indignant face, and scolded: "Oba, you are too much, Xiaozhen is no longer a child, how can you beat her." ”

Wu Ming said lightly: "I just taught her not to judge people by their appearance." ”

"I don't think there's anything wrong with white." Bai Xiayuan smiled gently: "Bai is the head of this family, his face is very important, if it is in my family, if a woman says something insulting to her parents, she will receive at least thirty lashes." ”

Seeing that the atmosphere became a little stiff, the culprit Ye Limei smiled awkwardly: "I'm just joking with Derpy, don't take it seriously." ”

Fingers pouted: "But someone took it seriously." ”

The elephant looked at the indignant finger and scolded meaningfully: "What's wrong with Zero, as an older brother, I'm worried that my sister can't know people clearly, I'm worried that she will be deceived by a man, I'm worried that she will be hurt, what's wrong with that." ”

"That's enough." Wu Ming roared, and after he was quiet, he beckoned to Ding Zhenyuan and shouted, "Foodie, come here." ”

Ding Zhenyuan stood up, grabbed the corners of her clothes with both hands, and walked timidly in front of Wu Ming, Wu Ming got up and took out a bundle of banknotes, casually pulled a stack and stuffed it into her hand, touched her head, and said softly: "I'm sorry, I'm going to buy your favorite fried rice cakes." ”

Ding Zhenyuan nodded happily, quickly put it into her pocket, and her aggrieved expression was thrown into the sky in an instant, she was really a little money fan, it was so easy to please her, the doctor and the others couldn't help laughing,

Fried rice cakes, isn't this my favorite food, the heart of my fingers was a little touched, thinking of what the elephant said just now, remembering what Wu Ming taught Ding Zhenyuan to say, and then looking at the beautiful Sky Eagle, she was white in an instant, it turned out that her brother's words were all said to himself, and the person he was really worried about was himself,

The fingers cried, "Oba." ”

Wu Ming turned his head to look at her, with a puzzled expression: "Hmm." ”

"Biya pinch." His fingers lowered his head, a mist appeared in his eyes, and he choked up: "Biya pinch, Cong Maibiya pinch......"

The sister, who has always been willful and stubborn, was willing to bow her head and apologize, Wu Ming smiled with relief and muttered: "Our little bean bag has grown up, really grown up." ”

The fingers raised their heads, sniffed, and hummed: "Just skimmed, people are not small bean bags." ”

The brother and sister smiled, the little mustard in their hearts disappeared, the unpleasant atmosphere was swept away, the men continued the original topic, and the women chatted happily again.

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In the other way, give back to the other, find a way to catch a hostage exchange, this is a new plan that everyone is currently discussing, the advantages of this plan is to save money and effort, the disadvantages are also obvious, it is not easy to catch a big fish from the impregnable fortress,

"The stinky rat is worth $100 million now, and I can't think of anyone else to capture in exchange for the supreme commander in the fortress as a hostage."

"And their party leader."

"I don't think this plan is feasible, it is difficult to catch such a big fish alive, it is better to sneak directly into the fortress to save people, the difficulty is relatively small."

"It's less difficult to transport rice."

Everyone expressed their opinions, and the plan gradually tended to be vetoed, only Wu Ming and Tianying still didn't say a word, both of them had more solemn faces, holding their chins with a thoughtful and far-sighted style, not knowing what they were thinking,

"White, what do you think of this plan?"

"I think ......"

"How?"

"I have to go to the bathroom."

“…………”

Wu Ming clutched his stomach and rushed to the bathroom on the first floor, Tianying stood up after him, and asked slowly, "Where are the other bathrooms?" ”

The doctor casually pointed in a direction: "There's another one there." ”

"Thank you."

Skyhawk hurried to the bathroom, a layer of fine sweat overflowed on his forehead, his steps were already a little messy, finally had a seizure, the blue wolf and the others were happy, in order not to let Skyhawk suspect, the men stood up slowly, and began to pretend to find the bathroom,

"Where are you going?"

"Poop."

Collectively go to defecate, what is the situation, it seems to be diarrhea, several women look puzzled, everyone eats the same food, why are we fine, but they have diarrhea,

Lala is healthier, after the wolf and the others went to the toilet several times in a row, their faces became more and more ruddy and healthy, and they looked more energetic, only Wu Ming and Tianying, their faces were as white as paper, and they were almost about to support the wall when they walked.

Although the body is suffering, Wu Ming's heart is happy, the image of the male god of the sky eagle has collapsed, Bai Xiayuan looked at him with disdain, women are right to like handsome guys, but they don't like handsome guys like paper paste,

On the first night of the eagle's arrival, Wu Ming and others held a special party for him, gathering people to defecate, which was indeed unique.