What I'm doing now, to put it in the most plain words, is pretending!

Do I have that much money to spare? No, am I a spendthrift character? No!

But at this juncture before the eye, you really have to pretend, pretend to be big, pretend to be really forced!

Then again, whoever has money can't spend it, and who doesn't spend it. can pretend to be a patient, and this knowledge is great.

Take the needle I am pricking now, this is also called the lock yang needle, in ancient times, there was also a saying, called pretending to be sick.

The minister, for some reason, did not dare to go to court.

The emperor asked, "Who's old and who is young, why didn't you come today?"

Reply: I'm sick.

Oh, look at this little Aiqing.

I'm not sick, put my family and pretend to be sick, and then this letter, what should I do?

Invite the ancestor of my Ji family to come and prick a needle, hey, sure enough, he is sick.

The basic principle is to block the body's positive power emanation and introvert it into the dantian. When it was over, this pair of flesh and skin, without nourishment, began to show a serious pathology.

Right now, I took off my pants, put on my pants, and got stitched.

After a while, I felt that all my strength, qi and blood, were all under the navel.

When I was done, I lay on the couch, leaned on a large pillow and closed my eyes, pretending to be dead.

A number of time passed.

There was a cheerful sound of high heels at the door, followed by the opening of the door, and then someone singing.

Smack! The movement of high heels flying. Then, the door closed softly.

"Alas, boss, I went down to pick up the car, the security guard of the parking lot said that we owe half a year of parking fees, property fees, add together, more than 50,000 yuan, I gritted my teeth, put my card to swipe, you have to report it to me back...... Hey, what's wrong with you, pretending to be dead? ”

I pretended to open my eyes with difficulty, then looked at Xue'e Zi and said, "Little Secretary, I, I can't do it anymore." I pricked the needle, the wrong prick, I'm going to die......"

Lan Xue'e panicked suddenly, and her little face turned pale.

She ran up to me barefoot, squatted down, and looked at me covered in pins, and she shuddered and said, "Boss, what's wrong with you?" You...... You can't die. “

I stretched out my hand, grabbed Lan Xue'e's little white claw, and I said weakly: "Ambition will die before it is rewarded!" Xue'e, I'll take a step first, and I'll hand it over to your little shoulders. ”

Lan Xue'e: "I...... I can't carry it on my little shoulders, I ...... What do I do, I ...... You...... You don't want to die. You ......"

Me: "Uh......" I tried to exhale, then rolled my eyes and kicked my legs! secretly adjusted the turtle breath method, made the breath as if it were nothing, and then straightened up the sofa and pretended to be dead.

Lan Xue'e is busy.

First pinched my middle with his fingers, and then scratched the soles of my feet, anyway, I tossed and turned, but I never woke up.

In the end, Lan Xue'e didn't toss anymore.

He began to walk back and forth in the living room repeatedly, as if he was thinking about what to decide.

My heart is snickering, little moth, little one! Hey......

After a while, Lan Xue'e took out her mobile phone and dialed a number.

"Uncle Huang, it's me, I'm Xue'e, Mr. Ji, he's dead. He said he had the wrong needle ......"

……

"Ah, what, I was fooled? Kidding me? No way! Lan Xue'e listened, hung up the phone, gritted her teeth and rushed up and said, "Da Jibai, don't play dead with me!" I...... You, you don't get up again, I ...... I've ripped you off your pants. ”

I hehe, Youyou: "If you have the ability, you can pick it up, and when it's done, I promise to let you not have a big aunt for ten months." ”

Lan Xue'e was aggrieved, sat on the ground with her buttocks, stretched out her two big white legs, and kicked wildly: "You are a bad person, you bully people, you ...... Not like this, I'm a little girl, I'm going to provoke anyone, I'm so unlucky, I'm in South America, I'm almost getting hurt by people...... Woowoo woo ......"

I saw that there was a bit of a fuss, and I hurriedly persuaded: "Okay, okay, I mainly want to try it to see if my pretend to be successful or not." Unexpectedly, you are quite into the play, hehe. By the way, tell me honestly, did Uncle Huang call you, and what is Uncle Huang's real name? What does it look like? ”

Lan Xue'e had tears hanging on her eyelashes, looked up at me, reached out to wipe her nose, and twitched again, "Hmph! I won't tell you, and I won't tell you if I'm killed. Anyway, you're a man, you can't bully a girl. I just won't say ......"

I relented: "Okay, listen to you." Isn't it okay if I don't ask? ”

Lan Xue'e gave up.

When she was done, she took a tissue to wipe the little face of the crying flower. Then he said to me seriously: "Anyway, you just need to know that my job is to spy on you, and ...... And ......" At the end, she lowered her head and was quiet: "Just take care of you......"

I sighed: "Take care of me, before, you didn't need to take care of me, but now, it's really not okay not to take care of me." Come on! Help me up first, and then give me a bath......"

"Ah...... Give you a bath? No way! Lan Xue'e stared at me with wide eyes.

I smiled bitterly, stretched out my finger and pointed to the end of my pants and said, "I wear this to wash, can't I?" After washing, I'll put it on my own and put it on again. ”

Lan Xue'e pouted: "It's pretty much the same, otherwise, except for seeing dead people on the dissecting table, I really haven't seen what a living person looks like." ”

I snickered, "Do you want to see it?" ”

Lan Xue'e was weak: "I don't want to, I don't want to, I ...... I'll just say it, I really don't want to. ”

I first asked Lan Xue'e to help me with the needle, and then, trying to move my two legs that had become weak, walked to the bathroom step by step, and then, Lan Xue'e blushed, hurriedly sprayed me with a shower, and after finishing the work, I put on the shower gel, rinsed it clean, she turned off the showerhead, turned around and left.

I sat on the toilet, laboriously took off my underwear, and then shouted at the top of my voice: "Xue'e, Xue'e, get me a pair of underwear." ”

"You wait."

It's been a long time......

"Oops, sir, you forgot to buy your panties."

I said, "Then you go downstairs and go to the convenience supermarket outside to buy one for me." ”

"Ah......" Lan Xue'e screamed in despair, and then replied weakly, "Okay." ”

After about twenty minutes, Xue'e Zi came back, entered the house, changed her shoes, came to the bathroom, and opened the door.

I stood up.

Xue'ezi: "Ah, JB! Alive! ”

After shouting, swish, threw the panty box in my face, then reached out to cover my face, and ran away.

I laughed, unpacked it, took out my underwear, measured it and shouted, "Xue'ezi, you bought a small one." ”

Lan Xue'e: "Your thing doesn't look very big, it should be suitable." ”

"It's not big, it's not for seeing, it's going to be used!"

"Dead pervert, dead scoundrel, ignore you!"

Bang! The bedroom door was closed.

I smiled and changed my underwear, then walked back to the living room, sat on the couch, turned on the TV and started watching.

Sleep, at the moment is unable to sleep.

Cancer is not so easy to pretend, one-line needle, no. Woe again!

Staying up late watching TV doesn't count, I called Lan Xue'e again to help me buy cigarettes.

I sit in the living room, watch TV, smoke, don't drink water, don't eat!

For the next two days, I survived like this, and at least three times a day.

By the third day. I really can't do it anymore.

Lan Xue'e looked at me and said that I was almost formless, and when I spoke, I opened my mouth with a hoarse voice, weak, half-dead, and it was too right to describe me.

This is not the end, I put the wig pullover I bought from the prop supply store again, as for the beard, I don't need to wear it, two days, the beard grows wildly, and the absolute artistic temperament.

From the third day, I couldn't stop sleeping, and if I didn't sleep, I would die!

But I had to keep a tight grip on how much sleep I could get, only four hours a day.

Of course, the needle cannot be interrupted, this is a must to be guaranteed.

On the fifth day.

I'm completely invisible!

He has weak energy, pale and yellow, black in blue, and purple in black.

The eyes are also godless, and looking at people is a dead look.

OK！ Actors in place! Now on, lay out the plot.

I began to ask Lan Xue'e to go to various pharmacies to inquire and buy, drugs for advanced cancer, and go to major hospitals to inquire about where there are special drugs for advanced cancer.

At the same time, I asked her to let go of her mouth, we are not short of money! As long as you can survive, you can afford as much as you want!

For this matter, Lan Xue'e drove the Maybach and ran in X-Sea City for two days.

More than 400,000 were spent!

Bought a bunch of late-stage cancer medications.

"Hey, boss, do you think this trick works? Can it lure people out? There are also a lot of medicines, all of which are regular medicines, and it's a pity to throw them away, what should I do? In the room, Lan Xue'e pointed to a pile of medicines on the coffee table in a daze.

I sat in a wheelchair and said in a weak tone, "Medicine, when this is over, all the money will be donated, someone needs it, and they don't have the money." ”

Lan Xue'e nodded, and suddenly she took out a large invitation from her LV bag as if she remembered something.

"I went to a high-end mall today, and I found that it was posting to beautiful girls, so I took it and took a look, saying that it was a rich blind date. I brought it to me. ”

My heart moved, I shook my wheelchair with difficulty, took the post, and opened it to take a look.

It probably says that a rich blind date will be held on a XX cruise ship in the X Sea, and at that time, beautiful and confident girls can sign up for free, and men, each with at least one million identity deposits and 100,000 yuan of ticket money!

I looked at this post and I knew the opportunity had come.

At that moment, I called Lan Xue'e and said: "In this way, you immediately sign me up to participate in this meeting, and when you sign up, you make it clear that I am a terminal cancer patient, a Singaporean, and I want to go to the mainland to find a beautiful girl to go back to inherit the family!" ”

Lan Xue'e was stunned: "Is this okay?" This trick is a bit of a loss. ”

I smiled and said, "No loss, no loss at all, you just wait to see the show!" ”