In the New Era era, the two greatest products are corrupt officials and river scorpions. Corrupt officials not only refer to those officials who are corrupt [***], but also include officials who are ideologically rotten, outdated, and pedantic. The river scorpion is a kind of scorpion, which is a kind of life form produced by people who wantonly destroy the environment and mutate the scorpion.

Hu Ren knew that although the poisonous surname of a river scorpion was not strong, the poisonous surname of hundreds of river scorpions was terrifyingly strong. He saw that Zheng Yifeng was calm and not afraid, and regarded the anaconda and the river scorpion as nothing, and still swam forward. Hu Ren hurriedly followed.

Suddenly, when those anacondas and river scorpions were one meter away from Zheng Yifeng and Hu Ren, Zheng Yifeng used a pyramid-style flashlight to shine on them, and suddenly, they turned their bodies and scattered in all directions.

After a long time, after Zheng Yifeng and Hu Ren went ashore, Hu Ren gasped and asked Zheng Yifeng, "What is that thing in your hand?" So magical! Zheng Yifeng said with a smile: "It's called Jinshen, and it emits corresponding microwaves through the transmitter at the front end, so as to achieve the purpose of interfering with the radio waves in the biological brain." To put it simply, it makes the poisons' heads bad. If it weren't for this, the two of us would have been in their stomachs. Hu Ren said with a bow: "The police killing squad really has everything!" Zheng Yifeng nodded again and again. He secretly said in his heart: "Cheng Baiying borrowed this thing from the Provincial Academy of Sciences, it's really amazing." ”

At this time, Hu Ren said to Zheng Yifeng: "By the way, what's your name?" Zheng Yifeng said with a smile: "Under the surname Wang, the single name has the word "emperor". Hu Renwan said: "Emperor, what a name!" Your parents expect a lot from you! Zheng Yifeng secretly rejoiced: "Fortunately, I pasted a layer of "waterproof super film" on the surface of the "face imitation fabric" in advance. Otherwise, it's a goof. Why did Cheng Baiying suddenly ask me to swim in the "Red River"? ”

After a long time, Zheng Yifeng and Hu Ren successfully escaped from the "Red River Prison". Zheng Yifeng said to Hu Ren: "Can you teach me now?" Hu Ren said, "Have you brought all the tools?" Zheng Yifeng smiled: "Everything is ready for you!" Zheng Yifeng said and took out a vacuum plastic bag from his arms, which contained "face imitation weaving film", tweezers and other related tools. Hu Ren said confusedly: "How do you know that you need these tools to shape your face mask?" Zheng Yifeng said: "These things are prepared by the squad leader in advance. Hu Ren bowed his head and said, "Then let's start." ”

Five minutes later, Hu Ren asked, "Got it?" Zheng Yifeng nodded and said, "Understood!" Hu Ren said in surprise: "Do you really understand?" Zheng Yifeng said categorically: "I really understand!" Hu Ren secretly admired in his heart: "Is this guy a genius?" At that time, Liu Yishou taught me a total of three times from beginning to end before I learned. Zheng Yifeng saw that Hu Ren didn't speak, so he changed his words and said: "If you keep going west, you will pass by a fork in the road." Someone there will answer you. I flashed first. After Zheng Yifeng finished speaking, he used the "cloud avoidance technique" and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

After a while, Hu Ren came to the fork in the road, and he looked around, but there was no one around. He secretly said in his heart: "There is fraud in it! Thinking of this, he quickly ran back. Unfortunately, he was shot in the head by a bullet before he could run a few steps.

At dawn, the news of the death of two prisoners came out of the cell of the "Red River Prison".

The next day, in the office of the provincial secretariat, Tian Zaihui said to Zheng Yifeng: "Have you written down the arrangements I just mentioned?" Zheng Yifeng retold it with a bow. Tian Zaihui scolded angrily: "It's ten o'clock to go to the airport, how did you remember it as nine o'clock?" Zheng Yifeng secretly wondered: "He obviously said ten o'clock, why did it become nine o'clock again?" Is it because of my ears, or is there a problem with his last name? In order to be a man, we must grasp the main contradiction. Zheng Yifeng made up his mind, and he said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Secretary General Tian!" I was careless and misremembered the time. I'm sorry! Tian Zaihui said sharply: "I know that you have studied electronic information professionally, and you have never been a secretary before. Let me tell you, the two most important things to be a secretary are meticulous and courteous. On the first day you came to work, I told you that if there is anything you don't understand, just ask your colleagues and me. Have you ever been humble enough to ask for advice? ......" Zheng Yifeng listened to Tian Zaihui's lesson, and he secretly wondered: "Is he cuckolded?" Or is it a "catfish effect"? ”

When Tian Zaihui said that he had dried his mouth, picked up the teacup, and took a sip of tea, Zheng Yifeng took advantage of this free time and said, "Secretary General Tian! I really knew I was wrong! Tian Zaihui said earnestly: "I treat you as my own person, so I told you so much." You must understand that your slightest negligence will cause irreparable losses to Governor Qin's work. Zheng Yifeng said with a bow: "What Secretary General Tian taught. In the future, what you say, I will record it with a recording so that there will be no mistakes. Tian Zaihui secretly disgusted: "This kid really has a set." ”

At around two o'clock in the afternoon, Zheng Yifeng took advantage of Tian Zaihui to accompany Qin Yuyu out to work, and he found Hua Surong. Zheng Yifeng said jokingly to Hua Surong: "Secretary General Hua, you have been left out in the cold. Hua Surong secretly thought: "This person is so rude, if it weren't for my father asking me to cover him, I really want him to go home next month." Thinking of this, Hua Surong said, "Then you can help me!" Zheng Yifeng said solemnly: "Someone will help you." Hua Surong asked, "Who?" Zheng Yifeng smiled: "Kong axe." Hua Surong snorted coldly and said, "It was he who suggested that my father transfer me here." Zheng Yifeng said with a smile: "Isn't Jiang X Province bad?" Hua Surong said disdainfully: "Compared with B Jing, it's far behind." Zheng Yifeng said helplessly: "You are from the city, and you look down on our [***] silk in the ravine." Hua Surong said: "Don't pretend!" You and Old Man Jiang are so familiar! Zheng Yifeng said inexplicably: "I really don't know him." Hua Surong mistakenly thought that he refused to admit it, so she diverted the topic and said, "Are we allies?" Zheng Yifeng smiled: "No." But someone wants to form an alliance with you. Hua Surong said: "Are you talking about Cheng biting? Zheng Yifeng said with a bow: "You're not stupid, you're just a little bit of a bull." Although I don't know who you have to support you, I do know that you must have a lot of background. Actually, you can ...... with Cheng Baiying"

Zheng Yifeng didn't continue, but took out his mobile phone, entered four words in the new information, and handed it to Hua Surong, Hua Surong looked at it, and she said softly: "Hurry first and then capture." Zheng Yifeng nodded and went out. Hua Surong secretly praised: "These four words are a pun!" Wonderful! It's wonderful! It seems that he is not useless. ”