Chapter 395: Buddy Feelings (2 more)
"Paralyzing, this smell...... At least AIDS, and ...... Grandma's, hurry up and call those four girls to ask. "Dumar is going to be mad.
As soon as he heard that there was AIDS, Wu Xiaowang couldn't sit still, but when he asked someone to look for the four young ladies again, he found that they had long since disappeared.
It's not stupid to be a chicken now, can they not know that they are sick themselves? Today, one person earned 10,000 yuan, and he cheated his boss, and it is rare to wait for thunder if he doesn't run away?
In the end, there was no way, Miss Wu called the chicken head of the Jingang Dynasty with the young lady, and then asked what happened to the four girls she was looking for today.
When the chicken head heard that the fifth brother slept with these four girls, he was immediately dumbfounded.
"What's going on? Why don't you tell me plainly? Wu Xiaowu saw that the chicken head was stupid, and his heart was cold, and he yelled and asked.
The chicken head couldn't help it, so he drooped his head and said, "Fifth brother, I won't hide it from you, two of the four girls have AIDS, and two ......"
"What's wrong with the other two?" Dumar was also furious, and hurriedly asked.
The chicken head said in a slurch: "The other two not only have AIDS, but also Mei. Poisonous, drenched. Sick and ......"
Nima!
The fifth brother raised his hand and gave the chicken head two big mouths and pushed him out.
Then Wu Xiaowu asked someone to find the lady who sent him a girl, but the leader was hypnotized by Su Haoran, and he slept afterwards and forgot everything, and Wu Xiaowu didn't ask anything.
Dumar clenched a pair of fists and said weakly: "We were hacked, fifth brother, I don't blame you for this, the person who can hack me is definitely not ordinary, we have to think about what to do next?" ”
Wu Xiaowu's eyes suddenly lit up, looked at Dumar and said, "Mr. Dumar, you have had this disease before, and then you ......"
"Don't talk about it, the great witch doctor who healed me is the worship of our snake group, and he has been in retreat in order to prepare for the medical dao conference." When Dumar said this, his eyes also lit up, "Fifth brother, didn't you say that you have a very powerful miracle doctor in Songshan?" Miao Liying's illness was cured by him, right? ”
"That's right, it's that Doctor Su who is a bit of a fucked up! I didn't dare to go to him. Wu Xiaowuyi mentioned Su Haoran, and a little fear rose from the bottom of his heart.
"What else dare you dare, prepare heavy gifts, heavy money, and go to him tomorrow, otherwise we will all become AIDS patients." But tomorrow we will go to the hospital for a check-up, after all, I am a master of the heavenly list, with my immunity, I can almost bear it. Dumar said.
"Well, that's all there is to it." The fifth brother looked depressed, and scolded in his heart, you can resist it, I can't bear it.
……
The next morning, as soon as the Haoran Hall Medical Center opened, Qiao Liang arrived.
And as soon as he entered the door, Qiao Liang shouted excitedly: "Haoran, my eldest nephew, uncle, I heard that you have done a good thing, wahaha, how are you going to give me anger today?" ”
Su Haoran also just arrived, and he was hugging Bao Keer to take advantage, but Qiao Liang's voice startled him, Bao Keer blushed and took this opportunity to run away.
"Uncle Qiao, of course you have to kill him if you want to do it, but you can't let him die today." Su Haoran got up and let Qiao Liang in, and then leaned into his ear and whispered......
After Qiao Liang listened to Su Haoran's plan, he nodded again and again, "Okay, good boy, you are bad enough, bad enough, listen to you." ”
"You'll be hiding in the hospital room and watching me perform in a moment." Su Haoran smiled.
In less than half an hour after Qiao Liang arrived, Wu Xiaowu and Dumar arrived.
Now these two people are like frosted eggplants, one person's face is written in decay, and the other person's face is embarrassed.
Because the two of them went to the hospital early for a laboratory test, both of them became HIV carriers, and if they wanted to cure their diseases, they could only come to Su Haoran.
When he arrived at the door of the medical hall, Wu Xiaowu felt that his calves were trembling, he was really scared by Su Haoran.
It took several courages before the fifth brother shouted with a smiling face: "Is Doctor Su here?" Little Five came to see you. ”
The tone of the fifth brother is similar to the feeling of the eunuch Jin when he sees the emperor on TV.
Bao Keer, who was sorting out Chinese medicine in front of the medicine cabinet, was amused, and Miss Bao deliberately turned her head to look back.
At this time, Qiao Liang had already hid in the ward, and the Leng brothers were sitting on both sides, like the two door gods.
Su Haoran himself sat in the main consultation position, raised his hand and snapped his fingers, "Hey, it's the fifth brother!" Why are you kid running here? ”
Nima! I'm a kid, you don't have to emphasize that you're a kid, right?
Wu Xiaowu felt bitter in his heart, but with a smile on his face, he nodded and walked in, "Brother Su, haha!" I'm here to see you today, and I've got a big gift for you. ”
The fifth brother said as he held a wooden box and put it on Su Haoran's main table.
"What is this?" Su Haoran's eyes lit up obviously, but he asked with an expression of indifference.
Wu Xiaowu hurriedly opened the box, revealing a golden eagle winged statue, this kind of decoration is usually placed in the president's office or study, meaning to show off his ambitions.
And this big golden eagle, the wings are spread out for a full 45 centimeters, and the weight of this golden eagle alone has to reach ten kilograms.
Su Haoran raised his hand and touched the golden eagle with the eagle's wings spread, and he liked it very much, but he said, "Oh, this is not good, as the saying goes, no merit is not good, although the relationship between our buddies is very good, but I can't accept such a valuable gift!" ”
Burst!
The brothers of the Leng family almost burst out laughing when they sat on the side, he didn't hear much about Su Haoran's abuse of Xiahou Dashao and Wu Xiaowu, today Su Haoran actually said that he had a very good relationship with Wu Xiaowu's buddies, isn't this staring and talking nonsense?
The fifth brother also had a wry smile on his face, but he had to follow Su Haoran's words, "Brother Su, what can't be accepted between our buddies, haha!" Actually, I have something to do today......"
"Stop." Su Haoran made a pause gesture and said, "Since it's a buddy, then I'll accept this thing, just talk about buddy feelings, don't talk about things, okay?" If you give me a gift, but you want to say something, it will hurt your feelings. ”
Nima!
The smile on Wu Xiaowu's face is now more ugly than crying, I have a woolen buddy relationship with you? Don't talk about things, I'm here to you? Am I looking for abuse and addiction?
"What, Brother Su, I don't say anything, then you are a miracle doctor, can I come to you to see a doctor?" Wu Xiaowu asked.
"This one will do." Su Haoran nodded, "But I have to say it in advance, our buddies have a good relationship, but I still have to charge money for medical treatment, I don't need the consultation fee, but there is a cost to medicine and everything, you can't give this." ”
"Okay! That's as it should be. Wu Xiaowu felt a little more comfortable now.
"Fifth brother, do you want to see a doctor?" Su Haoran pretended not to know, and said with a concerned face: "Come on, stretch out your hand, Brother Su will give you a number of pulses." ”
"Huh!" Wu Xiaowu hurriedly sat down opposite Su Haoran, and then stretched out his hand.
Su Haoran stretched out two fingers and put them on Wu Xiaowu's veins, squinting his eyes and quietly diagnosing his pulse.
Wu Xiaowu was not to mention how nervous he was, Su Haoran was silent, and he didn't dare to speak.
"Oops!"
Immediately afterwards, Su Haoran suddenly exclaimed, almost scaring Wu Xiaowu.
"Brother Su, what's wrong with me?" Wu Xiaowu asked.
"It's fine, I almost sneezed." Su Haoran waved his hand and quieted down again.
Nima!
Wu Xiaowu scolded secretly in his heart, you almost sneezed, and I almost scared the fifth brother to death, do you know?
Dumar, who was standing behind Wu Xiaowu, was even more unhappy in his heart, and even he was still slandering, what kind of miracle doctor could this kind of young man who was not stable at all?
But just when Dumar looked down on Su Haoran, Su Haoran's eyes suddenly widened.
"Fifth brother, you're too messy, you actually contracted AIDS, and you have other sex. Sick, you ......" Su Haoran said as he retracted his hand, and took out a white towel from under the table, trying not to wipe his hands, showing that he disliked Wu Xiaowu very much.
But Wu Xiaowu didn't care about this, Su Haoran told his condition on the first pulse, which proves that Su Haoran's name as a miracle doctor is not a vain name!
At the same time, Dumar's contempt for Su Haoran also disappeared all at once.
Wu Xiaowu said: "Brother Su, I was hacked, it's hard to explain." ”
"Don't say anything if it's hard to say, and I'm too lazy to listen to your." Su Haoran waved his hand and said, "Let's talk about your illness directly, I think you can also hear about it, I have cured you of this disease." In fact, you are not really suffering from AIDS now, in the words of modern medicine, you are only living with HIV, so your AIDS is not difficult to treat. ”
"Really?" Wu Xiaowu heard Su Haoran's words, and immediately felt a lot more relaxed.
"Of course it's true, you don't inquire, I, Su Haoran, said that it can be cured, is there any disease that can be cured?" Su Haoran said proudly.
"Not really." Wu Xiaowu said.
"That's okay, can you cure it?" Su Haoran asked.
"Of course." Wu Xiaowuxin said, why did I come to you if I didn't cure the disease?
"If you want to be cured, take the money first." Su Haoran raised his hand and rubbed his fingers, "My medicine will increase your body's immunity by five times in a short period of time, which is enough to kill the AIDS in your body." However, it is very expensive to use these medicines, and the money is ......."
"Money is not a problem, how much?" Wu Xiaowu asked.
"Our buddies' feelings are here, I only charge you the cost price, come 100 million." Su Haoran said.
Burst!
"100 million!" Wu Xiaowu's forehead bulged with two green tendons, is this still buddy feelings? Is this called the cost price?
"What's the matter? Expensive, huh? If it's so cheap and you're still too expensive, then you can be smarter. Su Haoran waved his hand, which meant that Wu Xiaowu could go, and then he hugged the golden eagle with the eagle spreading its wings in front of him and received it under the table.
Wipe!
Wu Xiaowu was so angry that his teeth hurt, you accepted the gift and charged me such an expensive medicine money, I am really ......
"Wait!"
At this time, Dumar took a step forward and said to Su Haoran: "Doctor Su, 100 million yuan, I will give it for the fifth brother, as long as it can cure the disease, it is better than anything." ”
The corners of Su Haoran's mouth rose slightly, revealing a satisfied smile, and at the same time scolded in his heart, "Ya, brother will catch you this fish, you are finally willing to speak." ”
"Okay, let's take the money first, I'll take the money and the fifth brother will grab the medicine immediately." Su Haoran said.
"No problem." Dumar is worthy of being the head of the snake group from Southeast Asia, and he casually wrote a check for 100 million yuan.
Wu Xiaowu wanted to be polite and said that he didn't need Dumar to pay the money, but in the end he didn't say anything. Although the fifth brother is very beautiful now, with his personal financial resources, he really can't afford 100 million.
Su Haoran asked Bao Keer to collect the money, and at the same time grabbed the medicine for Wu Xiaowu with his own hands. After grabbing the medicine, Su Haoran also specially instructed: "Traditional Chinese medicine says that it is treated according to the person, this medicine is only suitable for your physique, and it is ineffective for others to use it." You go back and decoct the medicine, and ten bowls of water fry it into one bowl of medicine. This medicine can be decocted three times, and you will be cured after three days. ”
"Thank you...... Doctor Sue! Wu Xiaowu gritted his teeth and thanked him.
"No thanks, I'm not treating you for money, it's for buddy feelings." As soon as Su Haoran said this, Wu Xiaowang almost vomited three liters of blood.
Then Dumar sat opposite Su Haoran and said sincerely: "Doctor Su, I also want to ask you to see a doctor for me, the consultation fee and everything are easy to discuss." ”
PS: There is a third shift tonight, but it will be very late, everyone go to bed early, watch it tomorrow morning, the third watch may be more at two o'clock in the morning.