Chapter 11 The poor boy is handsome
As Skesarey and Feitian drove out of the gas station, Xiao Ling jumped up and followed behind.
Lin Yang rode on Xiao Ling's body, and his body was turned upside down by it as if he was dancing. His crotch kept hitting Xiao Ling's leather cushion, and the lifeline that had swelled just now because of admiring Xiao Meina also rubbed against the leather cushion from time to time.
Under the effect of rubbing, Lin Yang felt that his lifeline had become a little bigger. Not only that, but he also felt the urge to urinate in his body.
When Lin Yang was really uncomfortable, he had to open his mouth and ask in a low voice, "Xiao Ling, what do you want to do?" I'm going to pee, you're going to break me. ”
Although Xiao Ling is a female goblin, it is a motorcycle after all. Therefore, when Lin Yang talks to it, he will be more casual, and he will not talk to a woman like that.
"Crash you? Why didn't I kill you? You react when you see a beautiful woman, and you become a sausage when you see a hot girl! I'm going to kill you today. Xiao Ling replied to Lin Yang's words in code. At the same time, her body jumped even harder. From a distance, it was not it dancing, but Lin Yang was dancing like a gladiator.
The fat field car followed behind Skare, and when the dwarf saw Xiao Ling's appearance, he poked his head out of the car and said in a mocking tone, "Poor boy, what are you doing?" Convulsions! You want to break that broken car, and it's too late to get down on your knees and beg for mercy. ”
Lin Yang listened to the dwarf man's words, his brows furrowed, but he didn't have the energy to reply. Now Xiao Ling is jumping too hard, if he doesn't concentrate, he will definitely be thrown under the car by it.
But Lin Yang didn't have time to reply, it didn't mean that Xiao Ling wasn't in the mood to do something special.
When Xiao Ling listened to the words of the dwarf, the front wheel was immediately lifted from the ground. After that, it supports the body with the rear wheels and spun quickly on the ground. As the body of the car rotated, the sound of the booming motor came out of its exhaust pipe.
Sitting in the car, the dwarf couldn't help but swallow his saliva when he saw Xiao Ling's current performance.
He didn't know that this was Xiao Ling's doing, but he was marveling at Lin Yang's superb driving skills. I really didn't expect this poor boy in front of me to be able to play such a trick with a motorcycle!
Just when the dwarf was thinking this, Xiao Ling jumped up from the ground out of thin air. It then flew forward and landed on the back cover of the fat cart. After that, it rolled onto the roof of the fat field car and fell on the engine cover of the fat field car.
By this time, it did not fall directly from the engine cover of the fat field car back to the ground, but was firmly parked there. Looking at its current appearance, it is as if it is one with the fat field car.
The driver of the fat field car saw Xiao Ling falling motionless on the engine cover, and immediately stepped on the brakes. At the same time, cold sweat also seeped from his forehead and sideburns.
Sitting in the passenger seat, the short lump widened his eyes even more, opened his mouth wide, and looked at Xiao Ling dumbfounded. Even if he borrowed his head to think about it, he couldn't figure out how Lin Yang did this.
Lin Yang was also very nervous when he saw Xiao Ling rushing into the fat field car. Under the effect of tension, his lifeline became even stiffer than before. At this time, it was tightly pressed against Xiao Ling's leather cushion, which brought it an unusually pleasant feeling.
When Xiao Ling stopped on the engine cover, Lin Yang's body first shook due to the brakes. After that, he turned back and looked at the dwarf in a very sly manner.
The dwarf man saw Lin Yang's gaze, and his body collapsed into the passenger seat. In this way, he looks more like an islander.
Lin Yang saw the obscene appearance of the dwarf, and a smug smile hung on his face. But before his smile could be put out, Xiao Ling suddenly launched and chased after Skare.
The young man and Shomena sat in Skare, and of course saw the scene behind them.
At this time, the young man's face was stretched very long. His original face was like a long-faced monkey, but now he has directly turned into a loofah-like appearance.
Shomena is different. When she saw Xiao Ling's performance now, two red clouds immediately floated out of her face. At the same time, she arched her hand and put it to her chest, and said in an admiring tone, "Li Shao, look! That poor boy is so handsome. ”
The young man was already hostile to Xiao Ling's performance, and now that he listened to Xiao Meina's words, the anger in his heart was even greater. When he saw Lin Yang approaching on Xiao Ling, he immediately turned the steering wheel of Skareley vigorously.
With the turn of the steering wheel, Skaret crossed directly into the road under the control of the young man. Spotina sat in the passenger seat and saw him do this, and the screams immediately came out of her mouth.
Hearing Shomena's scream, the young man did not stop Skusare, but let it continue to spin in place. Obviously, he wanted to hit Lin Yang with the front of the car and knock him off Xiao Ling's body.
Lin Yang rode on Xiao Ling's body, and when he saw the front of Skusare's car crashing over, he immediately reminded loudly, "Xiao Ling! He's crashing into it. ”
When Xiao Ling heard Lin Yang's words, it was as if she hadn't heard them, and she still rushed forward like crazy.
Just as its front wheels were about to collide with the Scusalley, it jerked its hull up and sent the front of the Scussaray under it. Then, its wheels fell and slammed into Skare.
Xiao Mina sat on the co-pilot side of Skusare, which happened to be where Xiao Ling attacked. When she saw Xiao Ling's wheels smashing in, she immediately let out a screaming sound from her mouth. With the scream, her body trembled violently, and a look of horror hung on her face.
At Xiao Meina's shout, Xiao Ling's front wheel smashed accurately into the door frame of Skusare. After that, it slammed down the door frame to the roof of Skusare.
When Xiao Ling rushed to the roof of Skusare, the front wheels were firmly fixed there and shook the body of the car. It then landed firmly on the roof of the Scare.
When Xiao Ling stopped on the roof of Skare's car, Lin Yang also felt a cool breeze coming from behind. Now, his clothes are also soaked with sweat.
As soon as Lin Yang stabilized his mind slightly, he gasped and said, "Xiao, Xiao Ling, you crazy person!" ”
"Hey! I'm a madman, not a madwoman, am I? Xiao Ling listened to Lin Yang's words and replied in a playful tone, "What's the matter?" You don't want to be beautiful now, do you? You seem to have softened there. ”
"I, I want to go down!" Lin Yang said as he smacked Xiao Ling's front of the car hard. After that, he said angrily, "I'm going to pee!" ”
"I can do that in my car, too." Xiao Ling listened to Lin Yang's words, and still had a naughty tone. With that, she rushed towards the front of Skare's car.
When Xiao Ling rushed back to the ground from the front of Skusare's car, the young man's face also changed color because of his actions.
When Xiao Mina saw Xiao Ling getting off the windshield of Skusare, she screamed and danced with her hands, "Ah! Nope. I'm going home......"
“md! I'm a top-of-the-line bird country off-road vehicle, can't I still outrun his domestic broken motorcycle? ”
The young man heard Xiao Mena's cry and turned his head to bark at her. Now, he has no idea of pity. Then again, he was with Xiao Mena, just to have fun. Do you think he is sincere?
Xiao Mina listened to the young man's roar, her mouth was half open, her chest twitched, and she gasped for breath.
With the rate of her breathing, the pair of giant peaks on her chest swayed constantly. At the same time, her legs clamped tightly. It seems that the place below her must have reacted as well.
Seeing Xiao Mina's timid appearance, the young man took a deep breath and turned his gaze to the road ahead. At this time, the figures of Lin Yang and Xiao Ling had already disappeared into the night.
Seeing this, he slammed the steering wheel to pull Skesaray to the side of the road and stepped out of the car.
When he saw Xiao Meina curled up in her seat, looking at him with timid eyes, he yelled at her, "Get off!" Pee. ”
When the young man and Xiao Meina and others got out of the car to pee, Lin Yang also released water on the side of the road.
After he was convenient, he shook his body and returned to Xiao Ling's side. Before he could ride back on Xiao Ling's body, it twisted the headlights and teased mischievously, "Ah Yang, are you drunk?" When you walk, why are you shaking? ”
Hearing this, Lin Yang stood beside Xiao Ling and swallowed a deep mouthful of saliva, then pointed to the front of the car and said, "You! You're a madman. ”
"Humph! A madman is a madman. When I help you win the game, you're going to drive that Bird Country broken car? I'm not going to serve you anymore. Xiao Ling listened to Lin Yang's words and replied with the headlights deflated. Apparently it felt aggrieved in its heart. Goblin! In terms of feelings, it is very similar to a woman.
Lin Yang heard Xiao Ling's voice with a crying cavity in it, and deceived his legs on it. After that, he stroked the front of Xiao Ling's car with his hand and said, "I, I'm going to ride you in this life." You want me to drive another car? Dream on. When I die, I will also drag you to the crematorium to bury me. ”
"Phew! Crow's beak. I don't want you to die. ”
Xiao Ling heard Lin Yang talk about the issue of life and death, and her heart was faintly sad. It is a goblin, and once it has life, it will live much longer than humans. Now, it was a little worried that the time of separation would come.
When Lin Yang heard Xiao Ling say this, he just smiled and didn't tease it again.
Ever since he knew that Xiao Ling was a goblin, he had been thinking about it. It's just that he has no way to verify this matter. Who knows how long elves will live? Sometimes, he even feels that there is no woman around him, so it is a good choice to live with Xiao Ling for the rest of his life.
Just when Lin Yang was thinking this, Xiao Ling started to run the way he came.
Lin Yang found that Xiao Ling was running in the wrong direction, so he reminded it loudly, "Xiao Ling, it's wrong!" We should go out of the city. ”
"That's right! I'll see if they have followed. If they break their promise, won't your beautiful girl be gone? What if you hate me for the rest of your life? ”;