"Mister is crazy!"

That's the front-page headline in the latest issue of The New York Times' Entertainment section. As is customary, the New York Times continued to follow the usual satirical style, digging up the matter of Xiansen's hospitalization and writing his will, and also emphasized in the article that Mister's mental state had not been very good, and he once sang the famous psychotic song "Braindamage" like a madman on Melrose Street.

For the "New York Times" to dig up his previous news, Xiansen is no longer surprised. But he doesn't mind, it doesn't mean that others think the same way, at this time, the impact of the movie "50 First Loves" has not completely dissipated, when this news was exposed, some people who like gossip entertainment and some fans have made a fuss.

Lose your marbles? Writing a will? Is this true?

The next day's "Washington Post" gave answers to people's doubts, Xiansen was interviewed by the Washington Post in the hospital, in the interview, Xiansen first thanked the majority of fans for their worries about him, but also emphasized that he was only admitted to the hospital because of excessive stress and headaches. At the end of the interview, Xiansen humorously suggested that some newspaper reporters could work for the U.S. Intelligence Agency, claiming that it was the right position for them.

After an exclusive interview with the Washington Post, Xiansen lay comfortably on the hospital bed, and he did write a will, and wrote four copies in one go, because in his opinion, the system in his body has many fatal things that he has not yet discovered, and maybe one day he may die.

There is no free lunch in the world, and what kind of effort can get what kind of return. This is in line with the values of equal exchange.

He had been in the hospital for two days, during which time his father, Prophet, Rachel, Leonardo, and Julie Barrymore, had all come to see him at first, and had taken a suicide note from him.

At first, everyone was stunned when they saw the suicide note, thinking that Xiansen really had a mental problem, after all, now successful young people will be more or less depressed. Seeing everyone's reaction, Xiansen reluctantly explained, saying that he just wanted to experience the feeling of death.

Then, Xiansen saw four different states.

Xian Zuozhi didn't even look at it and tore the letter in front of him, for him, this thing is bad luck in his hand, if it weren't for Xian Sen being a patient at the time, he was going to teach his son a lesson, so that he wouldn't be idle and have nothing to do this kind of experience.

Rachel cried very sadly when she saw the farewell letter for the first time, and then, too, tore it up in person, she mistook Xiansen's suicide note for a breakup letter.

Leonardo tore up the letters, he didn't have the slightest interest in Xiansen's will, and he was recently tormented by the plot of death and death in the new movie, and he couldn't tell the word death a little.

Julie Barrymore was the only one who didn't tear up the letter in person, which gave Xiansen a little comfort, at least someone would finally read what he had been writing for so long, but he didn't know that as soon as he got out of the hospital, Julie Barrymore burned the letter, she left her work and ran to visit Xiansen overnight, who knew that the explanation she got in the end was actually a boring experience, so for this letter, just tearing it up can no longer satisfy her anger.

In this way, the four suicide notes, before they could see the light, disappeared into the world forever.

I remember the famous saying that the lazy can never understand the joy of rest.

Xiansen agrees with this very much, after filming "50 First Loves", he hurriedly prepared for the filming of "Shutter Island", during which he almost never stopped working, so now he suddenly lay on the hospital bed and rested for two days, which was too comfortable for him, and he was so comfortable that he didn't want to sort out the extra information in his brain.

"Mist, you'll be discharged tomorrow."

The door was gently pushed open, and a female nurse walked in with a tray of potion.

"Glucose, I'll change it for you later."

Taking out a medicine bottle from the plate, the female nurse gestured to Xiansen, and then continued: "Your body is very healthy, you just need to rest, rest, you know?" ”

Xiansen nodded obediently, and then swallowed. The female nurse was in good shape, and looking at the graceful curves outlined by this uniform, Xiansen felt that he had a little heat in his abdomen.

"Oh, by the way, Mister, I want to ask you for something."

The female nurse walked to the bedside with the medicine bottle, leaned over and threw a wink at Xiansen, and said softly, "Can you help me?" ”

There was a bit of shyness and temptation in his tone, which made Xian Sen a little overwhelmed, and nervously grabbed the sheets, he has his own principles, even if he takes the initiative to send it to the door, he will not easily lose his chastity Although there is a female nurse in the ward, cough cough, it sounds a little exciting

"I love your films, and the way you work with Leonardo is wonderful."

The female nurse was already lying on the hospital bed half of her body, raised her head, and stared at Xiansen's eyes in fascination, and Xiansen didn't know how to refuse later.

"So, can you help me get a signed photo of Leonardo?"

Just when Xiansen was about to close his eyes and give up resistance, the female nurse grabbed Xiansen's hand at once, and repeated expectantly: "I love Henry to death." ”

Hearing this, Xiansen's head instantly drooped, and he suddenly felt a sense of discouragement, he was mentally prepared, who knew that the result would be so disappointing, this is simply a great shame.

"Ahem, Henry, hehe, autographed photo, okay, beautiful Miss Nurse, can you tell me your name? I think Leo would like to know your name as well. ”

Xiansen decided to remember this woman's name, and this shame he would always keep in his heart.

"Sweet Taylor"

The female nurse thought that Xiansen had really agreed to her request, and excitedly said her name, and then added in a low voice: "An Australian girl." ”

"Sweet? Australian girl? ”

After pondering these two sentences in his mouth for a long time, Xiansen silently added a sentence to the female nurse in front of him, which is really worthy of sweet potatoes.

[Watermelon Seed Lesson: sweetpotato (sweet potato, sweet potato), in Australian slang: potato can be pronounced as potato, which means girl woman. Therefore, Sweet, a girl from Australia, has become the sweet potato in Xiansen's heart. Finally, thank you for the tips of "Seven Seven Seven Seven 4" and "bbszhl1234", thank you! 】