Chapter 146: In prison for achieving great things, endure anger and laugh but seek skill
"Red River Prison" is the smallest prison in N City, but it is indeed the most famous prison in Jiang X Province. It is famous because it ranks at the bottom of the top ten most terrifying prisons in country Z. Its notoriety has two origins, one is that the prisoners in the "Red River Prison" have a high probability of getting leukemia. This question, until now, has not been clarified. The prison people falsely rumored that the soul of "Shuangpan" could not rest in peace, and put a death curse on this prison. But people who know a little bit of things think this is ridiculous.
The former Pan brothers, in just one month, robbed major banks in N City, committing as many as 15 crimes, with an amount of up to 500 million. Many times, when people become famous, they are not far from accidents. The notorious "Shuangpan" was arrested for negligence while eating chicken, and the court sentenced him to death and deprived him of his rights for life. Before the execution, they were imprisoned in the "Red River Prison". What is unbelievable is that "Shuangpan" was imprisoned for two days, and the hair of the two fell out one after another, and when the prison doctor checked, they actually suffered from "bone cancer", and on the fifth day of imprisonment, the two died. This saves the authorities a lot of trouble. If it is really the curse of "Shuangpan", then it is also a curse for the prison guards, how can they curse and kill the prisoners who are "sympathetic" with them?
Second, the prison guards in the "Red River Prison" are all "life-cutting ghosts". The prison warden bites the prison officer, the prison officer sucks the prison guard, and the prison guard cuts the prisoner. The rich prisoners come in and become poor; The poor prisoner came in and died; The cunning prisoner came in and became stupid; The stupid prisoner came in and became dumb. Although, it is at the bottom of the list, many criminals who are sentenced to "Red River Prison" would rather have a few more years in prison than want to serve their sentences there. The criminals and spirits there are tortured and whipped by the devil, if it weren't for the "Wei'er" in the world, who would dare to go there to eat in prison? However, the judge can't care so much, I don't think you like it, you have to go there for a "vacation". Whether it is pleasing to the eye or not does not depend on the beauty or ugliness of your appearance. As long as you can give me enough tickets, I'll see you pleased. If it is less, the ticket will be collected, and the person will be in.
Zheng Yifeng is an exception, not only did he not commit a crime, but there were also official people who helped him give him a ticket, but he was still imprisoned in cell 209 of "Red River Prison".
"Big brother, when will we be free?" Zheng Yifeng said with a smile.
"If you're new, you'll have to be honest with me! If you want to talk in the future, don't do it now! A criminal in his forties glared at Zheng Yifeng viciously.
Zheng Yifeng looked him up and down, only to see that his hair was scattered, his face was full of stubble, and a pair of goldfish had a brown mole under their eyes.
Before Zheng Yifeng finished looking at it, he opened his mouth and scolded: "You calf, what are you doing looking at Lao Tzu?" As soon as you come in, do the bones itch? Do you want me to help you loosen up, uncle? As soon as these words came out, the other prisoners in the prison room clasped their sleeves and clenched their fists and walked towards Zheng Yifeng. Seeing this, Zheng Yifeng said secretly: "I don't have time to entangle with you. Thinking of this, he said with a sneer: "Uncles! Little brother, I just came here today, and I don't understand the rules yet, if I have any offense, wait for my family to send some "good things", and then honor the masters.
Reach out and don't hit the smiley person. Seeing that Zheng Yifeng was so attentive, these prisoners couldn't do it anymore, and they all returned to their original positions one after another.
The "old criminal" walked up to Zheng Yifeng, and he said arrogantly: "In this prison, I have been mixed for five years. Everyone else called me "Old mole, in the future, I will cover you, no one will dare to touch your ......" Before I finished speaking, a criminal in cell 210 next door laughed and said: "Hemorrhoids! You've done it again! The old mole scolded: "Get out! I have a mole on my face, not a hemorrhoid. The criminal next door joked, "Isn't it all the same what you look on your face?" When you go out, you're in your sixties, and who else will look at your old "hemorrhoidal" face? The old mole was furious and said, "Flies! When I go to re-education through labor, I won't cripple you, I'm your grandson! The prisoner, nicknamed "The Fly," scoffed, "Come on! See who's who's the turtle grandson. After Zheng Yifeng heard this, he couldn't help but laugh and said secretly: "Turtle grandson!?" Both of them are born to Wang Ba!? ”
At three o'clock in the afternoon, in the quarry of the "Red River Prison", Zheng Yifeng was looking for Hu Ren. He held a shovel in his left hand and looked east and west. Suddenly, Zheng Yifeng saw Hu Ren at a marble in the south. I saw that he no longer had the spirit to say. His brows were full of vicissitudes and haggardness.
Zheng Yifeng came to Hu Ren's side. At this time, Zheng Yifeng was wearing a "face imitation fabric", and a "voice changer" was also attached to his neck. Zheng Yifeng waved a shovel, put a shovel on the stone, shoveled it lightly, and said softly to Hu Ren: "Tiger! I'm here to answer you! When Hu Ren heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, and he secretly said in his heart: "How does this person know my code name in the "Police Killing Squad"? Zheng Yifeng was stunned when he saw him, and he said while the iron was hot: "It was the squad leader who sent me to save you." Hu Ren was afraid of his deception, so he pretended to be confused and asked, "Which squad leader?" Zheng Yifeng lowered his voice and said, "Ban Dongrui! Hu Ren bowed his head and said, "Then how do we get out?" Zheng Yifeng said: "You have to go out slowly!" You first teach me the method of shaping the "human face imitation fabric", and I will complete the task assigned to me by the squad leader! Hu Ren was suspicious in his heart: "Is this person from the "police killing squad"? Don't be a liar! Hu Ren hesitated for a moment and said, "I don't believe your words very much. Zheng Yifeng said with a smile: "Okay then! After I went back, I told the squad leader, you would rather go to jail than go back to the "police killing squad"!! Because you don't look down on it at all, and you look down on it even more." After Hu Ren heard this, he said secretly: "It seems that he is indeed the squad leader's person." ”
Thinking of this, Hu Ren said, "After dinner, there is a ten-minute rest. I'm waiting for you at table 68 in the cafeteria. Zheng Yifeng nodded again and again. He secretly thought: "Let you shape the mask, it is better for you to teach me to shape the mask." ”
After Zheng Yifeng walked away, Hu Ren bent down and lowered his head, just wanting to wave his arm to shovel stones. Suddenly, he was shocked by the situation in front of him. The shovel used by Zheng Yifeng was inserted straight into the marble, and it was embedded in the stone, about three inches.
Zheng Yifeng had only walked out about 200 meters away, and he saw that the fly was walking towards the old mole with a group of prisoners with shovels in their hands. Zheng Yifeng secretly laughed and said: "Looking at this situation, it is going to be a good show of the top king." ”