On April 1, 2007, the home of Tambus, a predator in the Merriken shipping industry, was stolen, and the priceless "topaz pumpkin" in the safe disappeared, leaving behind a genuine pumpkin.

The pumpkin has a note attached to it: Be honest businessman, I have replaced your fake pumpkin with the real thing.

On April 1, 2008, a fire broke out in a museum in Yingkili, and the collection of "Nine Dragons Fangding" was stolen and replaced, and the ancient tripod in the display case was turned into a loophole iron pot.

There was a note on the iron pot: The pot at home is broken, and it will be borrowed for 10,000 years.

On April 1, 2009, the home of Alepbo oil tycoon Ovanti was stolen, and a "picture of a lady in the Tang Dynasty" was stolen and replaced by a first-class dew point glamorous girl calendar.

Note: You should prefer this one.

On April 1, 2010, the boudoir of Nataya, the princess of the Monajie royal family, was stolen, and a gold silk jade dress was lost, leaving a black lace thong at the scene.

Note: I think this one is more suitable for you.

These April Fool's Day burglaries that have caused a sensation all over the world have one thing in common, all the stolen are Chinese antiques, and the crime scene has left a note signed "Silver Fox", it is worth mentioning that these notes are quite distinctive, written on toilet paper, wrapped paper, and the most outrageous are written with ultra-thin sanitary napkins.

According to the modus operandi, there are countless thefts suspected of being committed by the silver fox, however, no one knows who the silver fox who committed the theft is, or even whether he is a man or a woman, a human or a demon, or a theft gang.

A pumpkin with insect eyes, a broken iron pot, a pair of erotic underwear, a beautiful girl calendar, a few notes, in addition to these April Fool's Day "gifts" full of bad taste, the silver fox did not leave any clues at the scene of the theft, and its whereabouts are all over more than 30 countries and regions.

According to the statistics of the bored people, the amount of wanted bounties issued by dozens of countries adds up to enough to build a hope primary school.

On April 1, 2011, the erratic silver fox was arrested in the land of the sun!

Is this another April Fool's joke?

According to the grapevine: At that time, the silver fox was stealing a very special thing from the house of a huge rich man in the country of Japan, and was cheating with the beautiful wife of the huge rich, and as a result, dozens of bodyguards simply arrested the silver fox who "attempted theft".

Of course, similar gossip is all speculation from the media, and the police in the country of Japan have blocked all the news as soon as possible, only to announce to the outside world that the British-Chinese thief Silver Fox has been arrested!

Subsequently, the extradition documents of more than 30 countries and regions were sent to the country of Japan, and the silver fox suddenly became a hot figure, and it also caused international disputes.

On September 20, 2011, a private plane flying from the country of Japan to Ingkili exploded over the East China Sea, and the wreckage of the plane sank into the vast sea.

The salvage work was not in a hurry, and two days later, a tsunami occurred in the area where the plane crashed......

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The tail of September, that's Libra...... The weather was neither hot nor cold, and God didn't seem to be in a good mood, and his face was gloomy early in the morning.

Cangguang County Fishing District Hospital, Panghai City.

"Doctor Zhang, Doctor Zhang, the young man who had been unconscious for three days and didn't wake up is gone......" The nurse's shout pierced the sky.

A young man in a hospital gown walked on the streets of Cangguang County, "Mediterranean" shoulder-length hair flying in the wind, very elegant, and only half of his eyebrows were weird, what a maverick ** young man!

Who am I?

What's my name? Who was or wasn't I before?

Amnesia, what a strange and familiar word! The young man licked his chapped lips and smiled wryly......

Do you still clearly remember that there was a naked man parade in a certain country last year, and the "flight attendant" of a certain country released a new movie, but she can't remember anything about her past, the legendary intermittent amnesia? This memory loss is really tasteful!

Fortunately, it's just amnesia, as long as it's not sulfuric acid in the brain, maybe the brain can recover the memory by clamping the door again, the young man habitually touched his nose and showed an evil smile......

Although I have been in a blur for the past two days, I vaguely heard the conversation between the doctor and the nurse, I was hit in the brain and had a little concussion, these are not important, the important thing is that I don't seem to have relatives and friends, the person who sent me to the hospital is a policeman, and now I owe nearly 5,000 yuan in hospitalization fees!

The moment I woke up, I immediately subconsciously chose to slip away, and then found that I had amnesia, but I didn't hesitate at all, which is a manifestation of seeing strong winds and waves!

Seeing a passing BMW, what flashed in my mind was that this broken car could be stolen in two minutes, and when I saw the beautiful women passing by, I always subconsciously wanted to reach out and touch someone's buttocks......

All of this shows that he is a bad person, a ...... with depth, connotation and taste Still the bad guys! Just when the young man is thinking cranky......

"Mom, look at an eyebrow!" A little girl passing by screamed at the young man.

"Let's go, don't talk nonsense." The woman panicked and hurriedly pulled her daughter away quickly.

A plum? Heroic plum? The young man immediately straightened his back, trying to pretend to have a cold expression characteristic of a hero.

Even if he loses his memory and loses his connotation, his brother is still a popular existence among thousands of women by virtue of his appearance, up to ninety-nine, down to just leaving, and everyone who meets his brother is shocked, and the young man shook his elegant bald head proudly......

Suddenly, the smugness on the young man's face froze, and he saw a "bowed-down" fool reflected in the glass door of the barbershop on the side of the road, which was very familiar, and the young man's eyebrows, which had lost his eyebrows, couldn't help but jump twice, and the fool in the mirror immediately followed suit.

Looking back, I saw it, and I knew that I was two hundred and five!

The young man's face was distorted, and he angrily removed the bandaged gauze on his bald top, and when he looked closely, the wound on his head was actually not large, and it looked like it had only been stitched with a few stitches.

Fucking this little wound, is it necessary to shave Lao Tzu into the "Mediterranean"? The area is so large that it is close to the top of the light, and even half of the eyebrows are shaved, buy one get one free?

Enraged, the young man pushed open the barbershop door......

"Boss, cut your hair."

"Great!" It was a middle-aged uncle who responded.

"I have a very special haircut, which requires a lot of skill." The young man looked at him deeply......

The middle-aged uncle picked up the scissors and turned them around in his hand, and said in a deep voice: "With my twenty years of shaving skills, I can cut your curly hair into straight hair......" He patted his chest and continued: "Say, what head?" ”

"Bald!"

The middle-aged uncle staggered, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, he stopped talking, and changed a pair of electric shears casually............

Since the shaving is tantamount to starting from scratch, it seems that you have to give a legal name, what is it called? Nameless? It's quite appropriate, but this name will become a true monk, take its homonym "Wu Ming", the young man nodded secretly, before remembering the name, this name will be used for a few days, and it may be used for a lifetime!

At the beginning, it was a group of heroes besieging Guangmingding, and their hands were up and down, and they became six major factions besieging Guangmingding, and then three times five divided by two, the six major factions completely disappeared, and Guangmingding was bright......

Amitabha!

The young man who named himself Wu Ming touched his slippery head, looked at the bald donkey in the mirror, he sighed, and muttered: "I can't figure it out, there is a wound on the head, shave my hair and admit it, why shave my eyebrows?" ”

The middle-aged uncle chattered: "In the tsunami a few days ago, a small cruise ship overturned, I heard that many tourists were injured, and our fishing district hospitals were full, and I heard that many intern nurses were transferred from the city's health school......

Tsunami? It seems to be a bit imprinted! Wu Ming frowned and fell into deep thought, the middle-aged uncle continued to say a bunch of hearsay gossip news, Wu Ming didn't listen to half a sentence, and after thinking for a while, he shook his head dejectedly, still couldn't think of anything......

Looking up at the funny half of the eyebrows in the mirror, Wu Ming grabbed a razor on the table and shaved the other eyebrow as well.

Six roots are quiet!

Wu Ming stood up and said, "Boss, I'm ......"

"There's no money, is it?" The middle-aged uncle interrupted with a smile, waved his hand and continued: "Seeing that you don't have a pocket on your body, I already knew that you don't have money, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, you should serve the people." ”

"Thank you then...... Wu Ming looked grateful, and said, "By the way, do you have an eyebrow pencil?" ”

"I remember."

When he came out of the barber shop, Wu Ming looked much more normal, but his eyebrows were drawn a little thinner, and with a slightly pale face, he looked a little feminine, and his thin lips were slightly hooked, giving people an evil and awe-inspiring taste.

After cutting off his long hair, Wu Ming found that he was wearing a stud earring in his left ear, inlaid with a dazzling ...... If it weren't glass, it would be a diamond!

Who am I? It seemed to be getting more and more interesting, Wu Ming touched his straight nose......

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There are only two jewelry stores in the small county town, but the owners of both stores dare not accept things from unknown sources......

In a flash of inspiration, Wu Ming patted his head, it's really stupid, the temple here is too small to accommodate a big Bodhisattva, why don't you go to the city to try your luck?

Soon, he found a bus stop sign, took a closer look, and found that No. 748 could go directly from the county seat to the city, Wu Ming nodded secretly, how to take a bus without money? He didn't think about it.

"One day, I was taking a shower, and they all secretly saw ......"

Gao Yao's alternative "Shanghai Tang" sounded, which was the ringing of a mobile phone from the trouser pocket of a little girl on the side of the road, and Wu Ming felt a big drop of sweat running down his head......

At this moment, bus No. 748 slowly entered the station......

"The old lady is not free, the car is here, bye." After the little girl finished speaking, she ran on the bus, and Wu Ming followed......

After getting into the car, the little girl pouted her butt and rubbed it on the card machine, and there was a sound of "dripping ......", and then ran to a vacant seat to sit down......

"Drip ......" Wu Ming's ventriloquist is not good, and he doesn't learn much like it!

Is this all right? The people in the car let out a snicker......

The driver stared at Wu Ming viciously, as if he hadn't swiped his card, and Wu Ming's old god was looking at the driver, as if he had swiped his card......

The car drove off, but the driver didn't say anything in the end, and Wu Ming found an empty seat and sat down with a hint of pride.

The scenery outside the car window flew by, and Wu Ming had a lot of thoughts......

There is no doubt that he should be Chinese, but he is certainly not a native of China, what is missing in his mind is only a fragment of himself, and other memories are intact, and now he can casually say the places of interest and city names of many countries, however......

Huaxia, my memory of this big country is very vague, there is only one place called Zhonghai City in my memory, but every time I think of it, there is always a sense of intimacy, as if it is the home in my memory.

Looking for forgotten memories, when the moment you find yourself, you don't know how much surprise you can give yourself? I'm really looking forward to it! The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked slightly......

Several passengers beside him immediately subconsciously clenched their wallets!