Wen Li saw that Zheng Yifeng had discovered him, and he didn't dodge, he walked towards Zheng Yifeng generously. At this time, Zheng Yifeng didn't wait for Wen Li to speak, he pretended to be panicked and said, "Team Leader Wen, come and slap me again!?" Wen Liwan said: "Mr. Zheng, you haven't eaten yet!" I'm in for a treat tonight, and I'd like to ask you to give me a face! Zheng Yifeng secretly wondered: "Is he going to talk to me about something?" Thinking of this, he took a few steps to Wen Li's right side, and said softly, "Who are you?" Wen Li smiled and said softly: "You are a "blue butterfly", and I am a "stubborn stone". Zheng Yifeng said with a smile: "Let's skip eating." Let's just find a secluded place around here, have a chat, and that's it! Wen Li nodded yes.

After a while, Wen Li said to Zheng Yifeng: "In the future, when you act, you must report to me." That's what the minister meant. Zheng Yifeng thought secretly: "You still use Yuko Kawashima to press me!" He said, "It's a must!" If there's anything wrong with me, you have to correct me in time! Wen Li smiled and said, "We are already group members, I will take care of you." Zheng Yifeng resolutely asked: "I asked you about someone, how is Huang Shengxuan?" Wen Li said in a low voice: "People are very fine, and their hearts are very narrow. After Zheng Yifeng heard this, he said thoughtfully: "That's it, let's see you next Monday!" ”

After a long time, Zheng Yifeng found a small restaurant called "Cai Piaoxiang", he stepped into the door, found a seat against the wall, and sat down. After he finished ordering, he was sitting there thinking about Riki Kato. Suddenly, a man sitting behind him shouted, "Where are my chickens?" At this time, a waiter ran up to the man and said, "What chicken?" ”

Zheng Yifeng turned his head to look, only to see a middle-aged man dressed in simple clothes say to the waiter: "Why are the chickens in my cage gone?" The waiter said, "This customer, you lost your chicken, what is the blame for our restaurant?" The man who threw the chicken said angrily: "I eat here with you, and the chickens are gone, it's none of your business?" What would you do if you took your child to my house for dinner and your child was gone? The waiter smiled wryly and said, "How can a man be compared to a chicken?" Are we going to steal your chickens? The man who threw the chicken said sharply: "Call your boss out!" I'm going to talk to him! The waiter walked away with an angry look on his face.

Oh, a middle-aged man with a bloated body and a big belly walked up to the chicken dumper, and he said to the chicken dumper: "This gentleman, I am the boss!" You said your chicken was lost, what proof do you have? ”

At this moment, the waiter walked to Zheng Yifeng's table with a plate of "roast chicken with mushrooms", he put the plate of "roast chicken with mushrooms" on Zheng Yifeng's table, and said politely: "Please use it slowly!" Zheng Yifeng nodded slightly, and when he took out the chopsticks from the chopsticks with his right hand, the man who threw the chicken suddenly ran over, and he hurriedly shouted: "This is the chicken I lost!" After Zheng Yifeng heard this, he put down the chopsticks, and he said to the chicken throwing man with interest: "Do you understand chicken talk?!" Can a cooked chicken still talk?! It tells you it's your chicken!? The man who threw the chicken said unhurriedly: "I can't understand the chicken's words, and the cooked chicken can't speak!" But my chicken, I myself know what characteristics it has! As he spoke, he pointed to the head of the chicken with his right index finger, and said resolutely, "Have you seen it?" On the inside of this chicken's head, there is an extra cartilage, I don't believe you touch it with your hands! As he spoke, he said to the owner of the hotel, "Come and touch it!" ”

Zheng Yifeng and the boss touched their fingers there, and sure enough, there was a cartilage on it. The boss said disdainfully: "Maybe this cartilage, every chicken has it!" The chicken thrower snorted coldly and said, "If every chicken had it, would I still say that?" If you don't believe me, you can pet the other chickens! When the boss heard this, he went to the kitchen.

After the boss came out of the kitchen, he said to the chicken thrower with a displeased face: "How much is your chicken?" I'll pay you the price! The man who threw the chicken resolutely said: "Five hundred! The boss raised his eyebrows and said, "Your chickens are not made of gold, why are they so expensive?" The chicken thrower pretended to be angry and said, "I'm just the chicken king!" It can lay a hundred eggs at a time! I'll let you pay 500 to be cheaper! As soon as the words fell, the boss said angrily: "Aren't you slandering? Hurry up and fuck off! Otherwise, I'll have someone whip you! The chicken thrower smiled disdainfully: "You waste, you try it!" See who's pumping whom! ”

At this tense moment, Zheng Yifeng said solemnly: "Don't quarrel with you!" I have a solution to this problem. Who made this plate of chicken? When the man who lost the chicken heard this, his face showed a trace of uneasiness. The boss replied, "I'll call the chef out." ”

A tall, oil-stained yellow-faced man came out of the kitchen with his boss. The yellow-faced sweaty man said, "I made this plate of chicken." Is there a problem? Zheng Yifeng smiled and said, "The chicken is fine, you have a problem!" You and this chicken thrower team up to make things difficult for the boss! The yellow-faced Great Khan pretended to be calm and said, "I don't know what you say!" Zheng Yifeng said unhurriedly: "Don't lie in front of me!" Why are you putting your feet back when I was talking? Am I that scary? The yellow-faced man said to the boss, "Boss, please believe me!" Zheng Yifeng interrupted him and said: "If you lie again, I will call the police!" Boss, you can do it yourself! This chef is looking for someone to make things difficult for you in order to vent his dissatisfaction with you! I don't know what kind of enmity you have against this chef. ”

When the boss heard this, his face turned red and white. Zheng Yifeng secretly thought: "This boss has done something wrong!" Thinking of this, he said to the boss, "Since you can't talk about it, I can't say more!" Settle the matter yourselves! I'm going to eat somewhere else! Zheng Yifeng said, took out his wallet from his pocket, and the boss hurriedly said, "Forget it!" It's because our hotel is not well entertained. Zheng Yifeng said: "Don't take evil as small, don't take good as small." Settle the sins you have created. Zheng Yifeng said, and he walked out of the hotel. Zheng Yifeng was walking on the street, and he thought to himself: "Could it be that the boss had an affair with the chef's wife?" He was thinking about it, when suddenly, the phone rang, he took it out and answered the channel, "Hey, is there something wrong with Aru?" Ah Ru said lightly: "What are you talking about!?" The four brothers in our dormitory haven't seen each other for two or three months. Tomorrow and Saturday, I have made an appointment with Jia Sha and Brother Pao to go camping in "Meihui" Mountain, will you go? Zheng Yifeng secretly thought: "You said so, can I not go?" ”

Zheng Yifeng said: "Okay, no problem. Where are we meeting? Aru said, "So be it! Your house is close to the elevated highway, and at five o'clock in the morning, we will gather at the gate of the "Long'an Community"! You can drag your family with you! It's so fun! Brother Cannon will bring his first girlfriend over. After Zheng Yifeng heard this, he replied: "Okay! See you tomorrow! ”

After a long time, Zheng Yifeng returned home, and he said to Lin Yao and Dong Xin: "I'm going camping tomorrow, don't wait for me to eat!" When Dong Xin heard about camping, her eyes lit up, and she said with a smile: "Brother Yifeng, take me there!" There are no classes at school tomorrow. Zheng Yifeng said: "Then what about Lin Yao?" When Lin Yao heard this, she hurriedly said, "It's okay!" You let Sister Dong Xin go with you! I can cook myself. As soon as the words fell, Dong Xin said to Lin Yao: "Sister Lin Yao, I will get up early, and after the dishes are ready, I will leave." After Zheng Yifeng heard this, he bowed his head and said, "Okay then!" Do you have a tent? Dong Xin said excitedly: "I'll buy it!" Zheng Yifeng said to her: "No need! I have two tents! You just pack your stuff! Dong Xin nodded and smiled and said, "Okay!" ”

At six o'clock in the morning, Jia Sha drove the car and said, "Yifeng, have you been doing well in the city bureau recently?" Zheng Yifeng said helplessly: "Next Monday, I will go to work in the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection, do you think it will be okay?" Ah Ru sat in the passenger seat, he turned to Zheng Yifeng and asked, "What's the matter?" So, when Zheng Yifeng said this, Ah Ru sighed: "Hey! According to what you say, Hao Gui's untimely death is also related to his surname! Brother Pao said to Zheng Yifeng: "Guan Xiaomei is so good to you! Why don't you give people a chance? Jia Sha also said: "Yifeng, you are not too young!" It's time for a serious object. After Zheng Yifeng heard this, he nodded again and again and said: "When I become a big official, I will consider her!" Brother Pao asked, "Why is this happening?" Zheng Yifeng replied: "For the sake of face!" ”

They were talking, suddenly, from the right side of their car, a white "Audi AK" chased up, and suddenly, after the "Audi AK" and Zheng Yifeng's car side by side, the young driver grimaced at Jiasha and said, "Broken classic car!" A cart of garbage people! As soon as the words fell, the "Audi AK" overtook the car. Jia Sha said angrily: "Young people don't know how thick the sky is, but they will suffer!" As he spoke, he slammed his foot on the accelerator and chased after the "Audi AK". Brother Pao's girlfriend, Qiao Fei, said with an ugly face: "Jia Fat! You drive slowly! I want to throw up! Jasha jokingly said: "If you want to vomit, go to the obstetrics and gynecology department!" ”

Oh, Dong Xin sat next to Qiao Fei, she saw Qiao Fei vomiting, so she quickly took out a plastic bag, put it in front of Qiao Fei, and gently stroked his back with her hand, and said: "If you want to vomit, you can vomit!" ”

only heard the sound of "woo ~ bang", Qiao Fei spit out a bag full of it. After Brother Pao took the bag in his hand, he opened the windshield and threw it out of the window, and the bag went out.

For a long time, Zheng Yifeng and others came to the foot of "Meihui" mountain, its mountain is majestic, the spring is green and the forest is clear, and the air is clear. After everyone got out of the car, Jia Sha said, "Let's find a place and set up a tent," Dong Xin said, "Isn't it okay for us to camp here?" There's a stream here! How nice! Jia Sha said with a smile: "Then you and Zheng Yifeng should camp here!" Zheng Yifeng said on the side: "We are a little farther away from the stream, so we are not afraid of the high tide!" ”

Half an hour later, after Zheng Yifeng and the others set up their tents, Jia Sha said to everyone: "I'm going to hunt game, who wants to go with me?" Qiao Fei said to Brother Pao: "Let's go together!" "Brother Pao Lian said it was good. So the three of them put on their gear and left.

At this time, Dong Xin said to Zheng Yifeng: "Let's also go hunting game." Zheng Yifeng secretly thought: "This little girl is clever again!" When he thought of this, he said, "All right! Ah Ru said on the side: "You guys come back early!" I'm here alone, and if there is any emergency, it will be a tragedy! Zheng Yifeng nodded again and again.

"Look! There's a big gray hare! Qiao Fei pointed at it with his left index finger and said softly.

"Look at me." Brother Pao said confidently.

As soon as the words fell, Brother Pao held the latest "wild crossbow" and pointed an arrow at the rabbit. Only a "whoosh" sound was heard in the ear chakra, and the arrow hit the hind leg of the big gray rabbit. Unfortunately, after the big gray rabbit was shot in the leg by an arrow, it did not fall to the ground, but ran quickly to the east. Seeing this situation, Brother Pao raised his leg and chased after him. Jasha and Joffe couldn't stop him when they screamed. So, the two of them also raised their legs to chase Brother Pao. However, Brother Pao is a member of the college basketball team and has extraordinary foot strength. Jasha didn't run for a while, she was panting, and Qiao Fei was also tired and sweaty. Jia Sha supported the tree trunk with his right hand, and he said jokingly to Qiao Fei: "Brother Pao is also so hard when he is in bed!?" After hearing this, Qiao Fei blushed and said, "We don't have "that" yet." Jaisha secretly wondered: "What kind of fame is that guy!" I've been talking to Joffie for three months, and I haven't had a home run yet! Thinking of this, he said to Qiao Fei: "Brother Pao is decent, loyal and honest. Sometimes, you have to be proactive! Qiao Fei sighed: "I hinted at him three times!" He didn't even notice it! Jasha asked amusefully, "How did you hint at him?" At this time, the flush on Qiao Fei's cheeks also receded, and she said to Jia Sha without shame: "Last week, he had dinner at my house, and the two of us were at home, and I deliberately said to him, my chest hurts, I pulled the neckline slightly, and asked him to come and see, he came to the front and looked at it for a long time, before he came out with a sentence "After preliminary identification, there is nothing abnormal in the chest." I was so angry and funny. It's so stupid that he's angry! The laugh is that he is so honest! ”

After hearing this, Jia Sha laughed and said, "Talent! Qiao Fei frowned, pretending to be painful and said, "My chest pain is again!" Qiao Fei said, and used the ring finger of his left hand to slightly open the lower neckline, because Qiao Fei was wearing a low-cut dress, so most of her plump breasts had entered Jia Sha's eyes.