The moon in the sky is in the water, and there is a moon in the sky in the water, look down at the water, look up at the sky, how beautiful it looks.

Often enter the room of Zhilan, and do not feel its fragrance for a long time, often enter the abalone, and do not feel its smell for a long time, the nasal cavity is still full of a faint smell, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's sense of smell has been numb, even if they stuff a lump into their noses, who has the guts?

The two big men walked leisurely under the beautiful moonlight, quite emotional.

The big pool of the villa is actually not a swimming pool, but a fish pond, with fish and shrimp and a thousand-year-old king.

Before the accident, the employer Yang Chaoqun has been living in the city, usually rarely come back, the lonely old man let people dig a big pool, the garden in the courtyard into a vegetable field, usually raise fish, grow vegetables, although now the family has money, but the old man is still an authentic farmer in his bones, revealing a simple simplicity.

The old man doesn't talk much, has a good temper, and is always polite to people, while his son Yang Chaoqun is not so much good-tempered as cowardly, he is a very unassertive man, he listens to his wife for everything, and he doesn't look like a businessman at all.

Yang Chaoqun's wife is called Yang Qingxia, also called Qingxia, he Qingxia is a cloud in the sky, the mud on the ground of this Qingxia, one is gentle and graceful, and the other is as ugly as a pig.

One o'clock in the morning, away from the hustle and bustle of the city, the night in the countryside is quieter.

It was an eventful autumn, and everyone else was not sleepy, only Yang Qingxia slept like a pig without heart and lungs, snoring like thunder, which was particularly harsh in the haunted night, and it was heard clearly outside the villa.

This is a nasty woman, the bodyguards didn't say it, but they all thought so in their hearts, Yang Qingxia was like a rich man, who treated Wu Ming and others as long-term workers and desperately exploited them, letting people help her serve tea and water, doing this and that, and asking questions about everything, pointing to the noses of Wu Ming and others at every turn and saying: I don't invite you back to let you have an idle meal!

Having said that, Yang Qingxia when she was young was indeed a round and jade beauty, not the fat pig who has hung a swimming ring all over her body, seeing the wedding photo of Yang Chaoqun and his wife hanging in the living room, Wu Ming still couldn't believe his eyes.

Yang Chaoqun really doesn't look very good, it's crooked melon and cracked jujube, and he is a little shorter than his wife, the guqin is equipped with orchestra, and Wuda is paired with Jinlian, when they were young, the two didn't match no matter how they looked at it.

After marrying a beauty, Yang Chaoqun offered her as a bodhisattva, and the hard work paid off, and finally became a fat pig in the beauty, and now the two seem to be more compatible, monkeys and fat pigs, very husband and wife.

Although the husband and wife are very different in size, there is a good saying, as long as the husband and wife have a strong relationship, even if the iron bucket is paired with a toothpick, height is not a distance, and size is not a problem?

Two long-tongued men hid in a car outside the villa and spent the long night talking about their family behind their employer's back......

Zhuge Dachang smiled and said, "Tell me, what will happen if they use Guanyin to sit on the lotus when they do things?" ”

Wu Ming touched his nose and said with a wicked smile: "If they dare to try it tonight, then today next year will be Boss Yang's death day." ”

The two were chatting happily, and Lin Meiling's voice came from the earphones: "Where are you?" ”

Wu Ming hurriedly pressed the headset button and asked, "We're patrolling outside, what's wrong?" ”

"There are a few motorcycles coming, you pay attention."

The two of them answered, and as soon as they got out of the car, they saw five or six motorcycles with colorful lights driving to the door of the villa, playing strange songs and strange music, a group of young people who flaunted hippie, all carrying paint buckets in their hands, and it seemed that the comers were not good?

It seems that he is here to splash dung, such a young dung digger is really promising, Wu Ming sighed that it was not over, seeing that a group of young people were already ready to splash dung, he hurriedly shouted: "What are you doing?" ”

"Run!"

I don't know who yelled, and then someone threw the paint bucket at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, and then several motorcycles that had not been turned off increased the throttle and left, leaving behind a string of arrogant whistles and laughter......

"Damn! These damn little ruffians...... Wu Ming rolled up his sleeves and let off a big afterthought, "Brother Pig, don't stop me, I'm going to catch up and explode their chrysanthemums." ”

Zhuge Dachang folded his hands on his chest and said lightly: "Then you can go!" ”

Wu Ming asked curtly, "Why didn't you stop me?" ”

"Why should I stop you?"

At this moment, Lin Meiling rushed out of the villa in a hurry and shouted, "Why don't you catch them?" ”

"What's the use of catching it? Mr. Yang didn't let us offend them. ”

Wu Ming pointed to a fat dead chicken on the ground and said, "Huh! Another dead chicken was lost! ”

Zhuge Dachang picked it up casually and said in surprise: "It's still warm, it seems that I have a supper tonight." ”

"Cook some chicken soup and drink, add more ginger!"

Seeing the two men walking back to the villa with chickens with smiles on their faces, Lin Meiling shook her head, revealing a helpless expression, but fortunately, she was not splashed with feces!

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Sister Moon was abducted by an unknown person, the genius was bright, and the children who were going to school had just gotten up.

The only one who slept well and Yang Qingxia got up very early, and was holding her beloved dog and preparing to go out, Wu Ming, who was wandering around, just dangled in front of her eyes, and was immediately caught by the female Zhou.

"Wait a minute!"

"What?"

"Help me take the prince out for a walk...... Yang Qingxia walked to Wu Ming's side, and couldn't help but say, and directly stuffed the chain of the dog into his hand.

"I'm not available, I'm still at work!" Wu Ming said with a cold face.

"If you are told to go, don't talk nonsense!" Yang Qingxia taught a lesson with a straight face, then turned around and walked a few steps, then turned back and continued: "The prince is just like my man, you have to be careful, don't let it run backwards." ”

Like your man? Can you use it as a man? Wu Ming was full of complaints, and walked out of the villa gate with a black face and a white poodle......

Walked outside the door, let the dog finish pooping and urine, looking at the paint bucket that fell on the ground not far away, and the spilled feces, Wu Ming smiled, the smile was very weird, he swept the surroundings thiefly, and then led the dog over, the dog can't change the, and the same is true for famous dogs......

"Your name is Prince, aren't you? Come on, I'm optimistic about you! ”

After the prince had a full meal, Wu Ming whistled and took it back, Yang Qingxia took out the dog biscuits, and the dog sniffed but didn't eat it......

Yang Qingxia was so nervous that she picked up the dog, "Prince, why don't you eat?" What happened to you? ”

Eat all the time, and eat a ball! Wu Ming snickered in his heart, but his face was serious, thinking, and muttered: "Hmm...... I think it should be that he didn't adapt to the change of seasons, so the prince didn't have an appetite to eat, it's just a small problem, it's fine. ”

"Really?"

"Of course!"

"What a poor little thing...... "Yang Qingxia kissed the puppy.

This can make Wu Mingle bad, the little haze in his psychology is swept away, and he is in a good mood, just like eating ice cream on a hot day......

"What are you laughing at?" Yang Qingxia was suspicious.

"Nothing...... Dogs are spiritual animals, and it is necessary for you to be close and close to them, so that they will have vitality. Wu Ming said with a senior face.

"You seem to know a lot?"

"A little bit of understanding, a little understanding."

Zhuge Dachang, who went out on patrol and came back after patrolling for half an hour, saw a strange scene as soon as he entered the door, two people who should have urinated to a pot actually chatted, and he asked in surprise: "What are you talking about so happy?" ”

As he spoke, Lin Meiling walked up from the house, moved her muscles and bones, and said, "A few of them have already gotten up, we can rest." ”

"Let's go, let's go, go have breakfast, I'm starving...... Wu Ming pulled Zhuge Dachang out of the villa......

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The pursuit of the wind, the trees do not stay, the poor fallen leaves drift in the autumn wind, this is the golden season, the harvest season, the best time to set fires.

Of course, this season is most likely to be associated with a saying: the weather is dry, be careful of candles, set fire to the mountain, and sit in prison!

I had a supper earlier, but I had already digested it, and one chicken for three people was obviously not enough to eat, Lin Meiling kept saying that she wouldn't eat it, but when Zhuge Dachangdu's chicken was ready, she ate no less than two men.

"By the way, let's go buy a gun later!"

Zhuge Dachang was startled, almost drove the car into the ditch, and scolded: "Are you crazy? What do you want to buy a gun for? ”

"I want to buy a toy gun." Wu Ming rolled his eyes.

"Toy guns? Why did you buy that? ”

"Didn't you see it when you just went out? Last night, in addition to bringing dung and dead chickens, the gang also brought a few buckets of pig blood, and they were thrown near Mr. Yang's neighbor's house......" Wu Ming frowned, touched his nose, and continued: "I guess this matter may further escalate and worsen, so I just want to get a gun to scare those people who came." ”

Zhuge Dachang spurned and said, "Cut...... Scare with a toy gun? Who can you scare? ”

Wu Ming showed a wicked smile and said, "We are on the night shift, and it is so dark at night, who can see clearly?" Even a rolling pin can scare people half to death. ”

"Won't you get a stick? What other toy guns to buy! ”

"Isn't that the pursuit of truth?"

Seeing a ramen restaurant on the side of the road, the two of them were already hungry and stopped directly, and after walking into the noodle restaurant, Wu Ming shouted directly: "Boss, come to two bowls of ramen, ask for a big bowl." ”

The noodle restaurant is located in the middle of nowhere, and the store is relatively shabby, there are no customers, soon, an aunt brought the noodles, this is a very Chinese ramen, the meat is always pitiful, coriander and green onion are a lot of messy things.

The two of them couldn't wait to move the chopsticks, Wu Ming's chopsticks were still not good, Zhuge Dachang had eaten several bites, he just picked up a few noodles, and when he was about to put them in his mouth, he found a black and shiny hair, and it was slightly curled.

Wu Ming twisted his hair with his hands and shouted, "Boss, how can there be hair in your face!" ”

A bald old man walked out, touched his bald head, and said in a voice like a bell: "How can there be hair, Lao Tzu has no hair on his head,"

Walking up to Wu Ming's side, seeing that he was indeed holding a hair in his hand, the bald old man shouted: "Okay, okay, Lao Tzu will help you cook another bowl, it's really troublesome." With that, he walked back to the kitchen, and as he went, he reached into his crotch and scratched it twice......

It's not hair, it's true, but it's a thousand times more disgusting than hair!

If it weren't for the sake of the old man, Zhuge Dachang really wanted to smash the store, and the two of them left the money and ran out without saying a word.

Vomit......

"Brother Pig! You've got to hold on! ”

Zhuge Dachang, who vomited and turned pale, sighed: "Sangui! After going back this time, it is necessary for us to go to fortune-telling, change luck, and recently we have been really unlucky, either vomiting or diarrhea. ”