No. 13, Tenglong Garden, Qingshan Road, Longkou New District, this is the house number of Wu Ming's newly purchased villa, this villa is basically the same as the one he lived in before, but the interior decoration is completely different from that of Yan Ruyu's cousin, this villa is a retro European-style decoration, noble and luxurious,

Three-storey luxury European-style villa, with more than 20 rooms, a pool garden, a yard garage, a total area of nearly 1,000 square meters, such a mansion is only sold for 30 million, and it also comes with furniture and electrical appliances worth millions, where to find such a cheap,

As long as there is a ventilated wall in this world, there will be a big price reduction in the house, Mr. Li, a big capitalist who is more than half a hundred years old, usually has a basic salary, and his wife basically does not use, and he will change a beautiful little secretary for a long time, how comfortable the days are, but just after the Qingming Festival, his leisurely and comfortable days suddenly changed,

A few days a day, he woke up every day to find that it was not his wife lying next to him, but a rough man, although he used to wake up in the morning to see the wife of the chaff would be startled, but it was definitely better than waking up and seeing a strange man, and everyone was not wearing clothes, which can scare people to pee,

Because there was no other man in Mr. Li's family, he planned a small change, and Wu Ming asked him to take turns sleeping with the security guards who had changed shifts at the nearby sentry box.

Although the two men who hugged each other and slept were just sleeping, they didn't know what was going on, and they couldn't help but panic, and after calling the police, they couldn't find any clues, and finally, the parties came to the conclusion that it was haunted, and Mr. Li immediately spent money to invite Daxian, but asking God to exorcise evil still didn't help,

The rumors of the haunting of No. 13 Tenglong Yuan spread far and wide, and the nearby residents talked about it, secretly pointing to Mr. Li's backbone, saying that he was guilty of doing too much, so that he would be haunted by ghosts, 'just 'just 'At this time, Wu Ming came to consult and buy a house, and Mr. Li, who was eager to get out, was overjoyed, and the two sides hit it off, and the price was very negotiable.

It's been two days since he moved to his new house, and Wu Ming has been staying at home, staying in his room every day to play computer games, playing a game called 'Royal Sister Cultivation Plan', which is a vulgar online game that he used to be very keen on.

The afternoon sun spilled into the room, and when he heard the sound of the door opening from behind, Wu Ming, who was playing a game, took off his headphones and turned around and asked, "Lunch is ready." ”

"Nope." The doctor who entered the room shrugged his shoulders and said with a smirk, "I just came in to tell you that our dear little maid has done something amazing again." ”

Wu Ming asked with a headache: "What did the foodie do again?" ”

The doctor twisted his head to the outside and squeezed his eyes, and said, "Go out and see for yourself, I saw her dragging a tree back from outside, and she didn't know what to do." ”

After only two days of living in, Ding Zhenyuan planed all the beautiful gardens of the villa, planted a large garden of rape, and stocked hundreds of fish fry in the clear swimming pool, and finally used the food money given by Wu Ming to buy two fat pigs to hang under the eaves of the villa to make bacon.

This is indeed a girl who is quite good at running a house, although Wu Ming was a little crying and laughing at her behavior, but he didn't say anything,

With a hint of curiosity, Wu Ming followed the doctor out of the villa, the door of the villa was open, Ding Zhenyuan slowly dragged a dry pine tree into the yard, in terms of strength, she ranked third in this family, in terms of strength, she could make a doctor or a weak man like Four-Eyes look for teeth all over the place with a punch, this is indeed not a vegetarian girl,

After the completion of the work, Ding Zhenyuan sat on the trunk of the tree and gasped, Wu Ming walked behind her, kicked her fat buttocks, and asked, "Why are you getting a tree to come back, don't you want to chop it for firewood." ”

"That's right." Ding Zhenyuan wiped the beads of sweat on her face, smiled happily, and her round face revealed a silly energy, "I'll cook lunch today, and I've bought the dishes." ”

Wu Ming smiled bitterly: "You still let the elephant teach you how to use an electric gas stove, our kitchen is not suitable for burning wood, it will blacken the kitchen." ”

"Da Mei is not stupid, the house is beautiful, you can't make a fire...... Ding Zhenyuan smiled and pointed to the corner of the courtyard, where you can see a simple stove stacked with bricks, "I'm cooking there, you can taste my skills." ”

As it turned out, as long as it wasn't about burning the house, the two men looked at each other and smiled, and the doctor showed a look of expectation, and said in standard Chinese: "Then lunch will be handed over to you today." ”

"Hmm." Ding Zhenyuan nodded vigorously and said coquettishly: "Da Mei's meal is very good, and grandma often praises it." ”

"Alright, I'll go tell the elephant that he doesn't have to prepare lunch." The doctor turned around and walked into the villa elegantly, Wu Ming didn't say anything, touched his nose and followed up the villa,

Don't look at Ding Zhenyuan's appearance is a little silly, but her hands and feet are very sharp, in less than an hour, she made a whole table of dishes, in addition to chicken, duck and fish, there are also two plates of special dishes, fried scorpion and snake soup,

After serving the table, Wu Ming picked up a golden scorpion with a fork, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, looked at Ding Zhenyuan, and asked with difficulty: "Where did you buy this thing, you won't be poisoned if you eat it." ”

"This is a domesticated scorpion, it is not poisonous to be fried after passing through the water, Abba is raised at home, we often eat ......" Ding Zhenyuan filled a bowl of fire rice by herself, picked up a yellow Chengcheng scorpion and put it in her mouth, showing a happy expression, and said vaguely: "It's delicious, it's just too expensive." ”

Four eyes forked one and put it in his mouth, and after chewing it twice, his eyes lit up, and he praised: "Really, it tastes really good." ”

Wu Ming asked, "What is the taste?" ”

"It's fragrant and crispy, a bit like beef, and it's very delicious."

Hearing what the four eyes said, everyone picked up the scorpion and ate it, and after eating, they were all full of praise, only Wu Ming didn't dare to eat it, in his memory, the scorpion seen in the Gobi outside the base can sting people to death, that is called a poison,

Seeing that the others put the scorpions into the dinner plate one after another, Wu Ming broke out in a cold sweat, sure enough, he was a foreigner, he dared to eat anything, it seemed that Lao Nei's cooking skills were quite suitable for their appetite, and the foreigner gave his stomach to Lao Nei, but he gave his life to God,

Whether these scorpions will die if they eat it, everything can only be left to fate,

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It is undeniable that Ding Zhenyuan's cooking skills are really good, the meals cooked with firewood have a unique flavor, some of her home-cooked dishes are really delicious, but her taste is a little heavier, at dinner, a steamed green baby appeared on the table, and then, Wu Ming went out alone to rub rice,

Go out and turn left and walk nearly 200 meters is Leng Bingbing's parents' house, for the uninvited Wu Ming, the two elders of the Leng family seem to be very happy, compared to Yan Ruyu's sleek father, Wu Ming prefers the two elders of the Leng family, they treat people more seriously,

Seeing Wu Ming come to the door, Leng Bingbing was also secretly happy, of course, she is an extremely reserved girl, and her face is always expressionless, if she wants her face to change greatly, unless she comes to the door with a bare buttocks,

Leng Bingbing is close to the realm of not being happy with things, not being sad about herself, a relationship has not been traumatized, her childhood is very happy, and she is the focus of her eyes everywhere she goes, but she has a cold temperament, her name can be said to be as her name suggests, looking at her expression, as if everyone owes her millions,

Having said that, Wu Ming really owes Leng Bingbing a sum of money, he just burned down someone's house not long ago, and the decoration cost hundreds of thousands, and now it has just been renovated for a few days, and he will have to wait at least three months to live in it again, and Leng Bingbing still lives in his parents' house.

Today is the 14th, and it is the same end, for lovers, every 14th can be Valentine's Day, in order to make up for the regret of the last time, after dinner, Wu Ming pulled Leng Bingbing out on a date,

All the way was smooth, Wu Ming, who was driving, glanced at him coldly, and proposed with a smile: "How about we go to the park to see the peach blossoms." ”

Leng Bingbing rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "What time is it now, what kind of peach blossoms are you looking at." ”

Wu Ming blinked and encouraged: "That's the mood, we can talk about our hearts together before the flower and under the moon, it must be very romantic, go, go." ”

Leng Bingbing snorted, and said coldly: "Tell me from the bottom of my heart, you men just want to take off women's clothes under the moon before the flowers." ”

was poked in the center, Wu Ming's expression was a little sneering, and he smiled dryly: "Then where are we going to play." ”

"Watch a movie."

"Don't you get bored when you go to the movies every time."

The two discussed, but Leng Bingbing didn't want to go anywhere, she just wanted to go to the movies, Wu Ming had to compromise, anyway, the movie theater was also dark and blind, the meat couldn't be eaten, and it was okay to drink a few mouthfuls of soup.

Oriental Studios, there are large posters of "3D Titanic" on both sides of the ticket window, this classic old movie has been re-released for a few days, although Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing have seen this movie, but they have not seen the 3D version, the two decided to relive the old dream,

This is a very successful movie, more than ten years ago it swept the box office of various countries, and swept away all the money that Chinese people spent on buying underwear, and it made a comeback more than ten years later, and I want to make another profit, Wu Ming just watched this movie on the Internet a few years ago, and the most impressive thing was only the heroine's breasts, I heard that it was cut off,

Wearing 3D glasses to watch a movie, there is indeed an immersive feeling, however, there are stunning beauties to cuddle and hug, ghosts just watch movies, Wu Ming hugged Leng Bingbing, and secretly ate tofu for a long time, he didn't care about what was played in the movie at all, until the heroine lightly relieved Luo Shang, he put his attention back to the movie screen,

A cut plum ...... The heroine is dressed, the hero's painting is finished,

I didn't see any glamorous shots, there was a man's boo in the theater, Wu Ming took off his glasses and scolded: "Damn, it's really cut off." ”

Leng Bing struck an elbow and said angrily: "Haven't you read the report, people are just worried that a filthy pervert like you will can't help but want to reach out and touch it, so they will cut it off." ”

Wu Ming rubbed his chest and muttered in a low voice: "With you by my side, where will I reach out." ”

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After watching the movie, it was already midnight, the two ate a little something, and they still couldn't trick the beauty into going to the hotel using all kinds of tricks and abductions, Wu Ming sent Leng Bingbing home and ended the not-so-romantic date.