Extra three: Arrogant and arrogant, love to cause trouble, the young man meets the phantom city!

"Auntie, your pig's head is not fresh at all, 20 yuan a pound is not worth it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Little cub, don't make trouble here, you are delaying the old lady's business."

"Auntie, don't be unconvinced, or you can cut two more slices of your pig's head meat for me to taste, and see if it's fresh enough!"

"Get out! You've been tasting it with me for half a month, how far is it for me to get out. ”

In the market near Changdian Primary School in Dongcheng District, Su Haoran, who had just turned eight, held a pair of small hands behind his back, looked up at the aunt who sold pig's head meat, with a faint smile on his face.

Yes, this kid comes to this small market every day, and he says that the pig's head sold by others is not fresh. In order to prove that the meat she sells is very good, the aunt has let him taste it for half a month.

"Auntie, this is your fault." Su Haoran said with a smile: "You are a meat seller, I am a consumer, am I not qualified to question the quality of the meat you sell?" ”

"Get out, don't let me talk nonsense, get out!" The aunt yelled as she held the knife that cut the meat.

Su Haoran shook his head, "Auntie, are you threatening me?" Don't look at me as a child, seriously, I'm not easy to mess with, don't think you can scare me with a knife! ”

"Damn, my mother threatened you, what's wrong? There's a kind of you coming to bite me! "Auntie was so angry that she really felt the urge to kill with a knife.

"Biting you?" Su Haoran took two steps back and shook his head vigorously, "Just bite you, tiger poison doesn't eat children." ”

"What the hell, you mean you're my father? Little cub, if my mother doesn't teach you a lesson today, I won't set up a stall here in the future. The aunt who sold pork head meat was so mad that she rushed out of the back of the stall with a meat cleaver.

Su Haoran was prepared, turned around and ran, "Auntie, there is a kind of you coming to chase me, if you dare to chase me for thirty meters, I will obey you." ”

"Little cub, don't say thirty meters, thirty-one meters is no problem." The aunt roared.

So the two of them ran one after the other towards the outside of the market.

didn't run far, Su Haoran shouted loudly: "Fatty, do it quickly, it's all up to you!" ”

So, in the corner, a little fat man rushed out, picked up a pot of pig's head meat on the meat stall and turned around and ran.

At this time, the meat seller had already chased Su Haoran and chased more than 20 meters, and at this moment, he heard a burst of laughter from other people in the market.

"! This little fat man, this is even the pot end! ”

"Nima, these two little kids, this is organized and purposeful! Cattle! ”

"Aunt Li is on the road this time, haha! These two ghost boys, everyone will have to be careful with them in the future. ”

Yes?!

The meat seller's footsteps stopped instantly, and then turned her head.

Immediately afterwards, the aunt's small eyes instantly widened as big as copper bells, and as soon as her right hand was released, the meat cutting knife fell to the ground with a clatter.

Then, the aunt's facial features were distorted, a pair of fleshy little hands clenched into two fists, and she ran back with a roar, "Little beast, dare to play with the old lady, stop me." ”

"Auntie, there's a kind of chasing me, I'll just stand here and don't run." Su Haoran had already run to the head of the market at this time, turned around and shouted: "Really, if I run, even if I lose." ”

"Lose you big-headed ghost, get out!" The eldest aunt scolded without replying.

But there were too many people in the market, and the little fat man who took the meat pot had already disappeared without a trace under the cover of the crowd.

The aunt didn't catch the little fat man, and she turned around to find Su Haoran, but where is Su Haoran's shadow at this time?

……

Fifteen minutes later, Su Haoran and the little fat man met at the flower bed behind an old red building.

"Fatty, how's the harvest?" Su Haoran asked with a smile.

"The harvest is the boss, with my many years of experience in eating pig's head meat, this pot of meat is at least five catties, but I am tired to death." The little fat man said with a sigh of relief.

"Come on, come on, don't bother, eat meat!"

"Eat!"

The two teenagers got started directly, grabbed the pig's head meat from the pot and sent it to their mouths, eating with their mouths full of oil, and they were very happy!

At this moment, a middle-aged man wearing a black Tang suit, with an elegant appearance and a light smile on his face, walked over.

The middle-aged man walked lightly, didn't seem to make a sound at all, and had already walked to the side of the two teenagers, neither of whom noticed at all.

The elegant middle-aged man watched the two teenagers eat meat and didn't make a sound until the two of them couldn't eat anymore, he squatted down to Su Haoran's side and said with a smile: "Young man, ......"

"it!"

Su Haoran was taken aback, and instinctively jumped back more than two meters away.

That's right, an eight-year-old boy, with the instinctive burst of muscles alone, jumped more than two meters, and it was backwards.

"You girl, you uncle, are you playing with me in the ghosts?" After Su Haoran saw the person clearly, he said with a glare.

The middle-aged uncle smiled and said: "Young man, I see that you have a beautiful face and a surprising character, and I want to take you as an apprentice, and pass on your mantle and my mantle so that you will have the ability to despise the world in the future, what do you think?" ”

"Uncle, do you still want to take out a few cheats to sell me? I've seen too much of you. Su Haoran pursed his lips and said.

The little fat man also smiled, and handed a piece of pig's head meat to the middle-aged uncle, "Dude, give me this piece of meat to eat, go somewhere else to deceive the children, don't be here in the tiger." ”

The middle-aged uncle drew three black lines on his forehead, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "I'm not selling books, I don't charge money, I really want to accept this little guy as an apprentice, I have real skills." ”

"What are you really capable of?" Su Haoran and the little fat man asked in unison.

"I don't say that my martial arts are the best in the world, but they are almost inferior, and in today's society, I am almost invincible." The middle-aged man said confidently.

"Bragging!"

"I understand, if you don't sell books, you must be trying to charge me tuition, I don't have any money."

Nima!

The middle-aged uncle wanted to scold, he pointed to his nose and said: "I am known as Mr. Phantom City, and my kung fu is so high that you can't understand it." ”

"Stop!" Su Haoran said: "It's okay to take me as an apprentice if you want to, but you can't be my master in vain, you see ......"

"Don't worry, you don't have to go to the market with this fat man to steal pig's head meat and eat it in the future, I will take care of your food and clothing in the future." Mr. Phantom City said magnificently.

"And!" Su Haoran licked his fingers and said, "I injured a few classmates a few days ago, and the teacher wants to see my parents, but I don't have parents, if you want to be my master, just go to school with me!" ”

Next Olympics!

Mr. Phantom City's eyes were dark, and he was almost stunned by this young man!

"Okay, it's decided."

"Okay, Master, I'll mess with you in the future."

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…… (The origin of Su Haoran and Mr. Phantom City's master and apprentice!) ）