Chapter 181: Qingming Festival

Sky Blue Media's beauty pageant location shooting came to an end, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang ended the case and returned to Zhonghai, just in time for the three-day Qingming holiday, Zhuge Dachang returned to Feng Wushuang's apartment, and the homeless Wu Ming and others lived in a seaside resort hotel.

Today is the Qingming Festival, the last day of the holiday, some people say that the Qingming Festival is actually similar to Valentine's Day, there are delicious food, good drink, are to send flowers and gifts, good words are said, and finally put a shot, pat the ass and leave,

For Wu Ming, today is also a very special day, today is his birthday, this is what the director of the orphanage said to him when he was a child, whether it is true or false is impossible to investigate, born in this day of universal sorrow, there is always a strange feeling to celebrate birthdays,

Lotus Mountain Temple, Wu Ming's expression is a little gloomy, he has been kneeling on the pu mat for a long time, after worship, he silently walked out of the temple, no matter where he is, every year on the Qingming Festival, he will find a place to incense the city, invite her to celebrate her birthday together,

Because it is the Qingming Festival, there are a lot of tourists who tell the hexagram on the incense, the scenic spot is very lively, the elephants and others who were waiting outside the temple are gone, Wu Minggang took out his mobile phone and wanted to call them, a middle-aged man in a Taoist robe came up,

"Little brother, do you want to buy a compass?"

Naked plate, Wu Ming was frightened, there were actually people selling in this kind of place, and glanced at the middle-aged man in a Taoist robe, Wu Ming secretly thought in his heart, the Taoist priest came to Buddhism to sell the plate quietly, did he come to dismantle the stage and make trouble, could it be that a bald donkey robbed his master,

Let's explore the bottom of this old boy first, if he has a hatred for robbing the master with the bald donkey here, then everyone can exchange their experiences, if it is to rob the uncle's hatred, then immediately flash people,

Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, and asked in a good time, "Is your plate the latest?" ”

"Of course." Seeing that there was a business opportunity, the middle-aged Taoist priest immediately gushed out, "Don't look at it as just a small compass, but with it, you are not afraid of anything, whether you are climbing a mountain or wading water, you will not lose your way, with my compass, if you want to find a piece of feng shui treasure, it is as easy as a hand, and promotion and fortune are just around the corner......"

As long as a small piece, and then you can go to the sky and the earth to do anything, how does it sound like a sanitary napkin advertisement now, Wu Ming hurriedly interrupted: "Take it out and take a look first, my computer can only enlarge the disk, and the small disk can't be placed." ”

The middle-aged Taoist priest took out a golden compass from the bag he carried, which looked a little like a dashboard, he handed the compass to Wu Ming, and said enthusiastically: "The quality of genuine goods produced by large manufacturers is absolutely guaranteed." ”

Wu Ming didn't take the compass, and said with a dark face: "This is your disk." ”

"yes."

"Can it fit into a computer and pop out unclothed girls?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Damn, I can't even call out a sub-disc, I want to have a hairy ...... for this kind of disc," Wu Ming flicked his sleeves away angrily, "It's a waste of my time." ”

The Taoist priest stood in place in confusion, why did he scold, is it wrong to sell a compass,

As soon as Wu Ming finished calling, a girl holding a flyer walked up to him, smiled and handed him a business card and a flyer, he didn't refuse, and when the girl left, he looked at the flyer business card, and his hands shook in fright.

This is a flyer specializing in selling coffins and funeral supplies, as long as the consumption exceeds 3,000, you can also enjoy the door-to-door delivery service, make a phone call on the business card, and you can invite a professional jumping god team at any time, and there is a 20% discount on the flyer.

It's really unlucky, until he joined the elephant and others, Wu Ming's face was still very dark, seeing that his face was not very good, the doctor who was playing with a string of Buddhist beads asked with a smile: "Bai, today is your birthday, you seem to be a little unhappy." ”

"Nothing."

Fingers walked to Wu Ming's side and asked with concern, "Oba, is there something wrong with you?" ”

Wu Ming squeezed out a smile and said, "I'm fine, don't worry." ”

"Bai, today is not a holiday, it looks really lively here, as if everyone is celebrating your birthday." The doctor said excitedly, he obviously didn't open which pot,

Wu Ming's face darkened again, and he said angrily: "Today is the Qingming Festival in China, this is a day to sacrifice the souls of the dead, and they are celebrating the ghosts." ”

"Uh......" the doctor said with a sneering face, "I'm sorry." ”

Wu Ming and his entourage of five slowly walked to the parking lot, and suddenly heard a shout from the side of the road: "Take a look, take a look, uncles and sisters, don't miss it when you pass by." ”

Suddenly, a few foreigners behind Wu Ming immediately came up with great interest, and there was also an old Nei Ding Zhenyuan, Wu Ming sighed, for these soil buns who have never seen the world of China, every grass and tree in China is very fresh and interesting,

It seems to be a small stall selling dog skin plasters, surrounded by a lot of people, behind the hawker used two cement bricks to prop up two wooden sticks, and pulled up a banner, which read: Poison poison, poison to fight poison, poison husband is poisonous enough,

It's so poisonous, it can't be arsenic, Wu Ming also went up to take a look, and then found that it was selling cockroach medicine, rat poison and mosquito repellent coils or something, seeing more and more people, the hawkers shouted harder, and the slogan of 'pests don't die, I die,' came out,

After watching for a while, a few foreigners left the stall unsatisfied, looking at the old man Ding Zhenyuan carrying two large bags of rat poison in his hand, Wu Ming felt a headache, he couldn't help but whisper: "You stupid, why are you buying rat poison, throw it away." ”

Ding Zhenyuan took two large bags of rat poison into her arms very preciously, shook her head stubbornly, and said slowly: "Damn the mouse, this medicine is very useful, you don't understand." ”

Wu Ming sighed helplessly, this 5,000 yuan newly invited little maid only has one tendon in her head, she can only admit death, and it is more difficult to get through.

On the way back, Wu Ming made a call to Yan Ruyu, he just asked about the price of the Golden Forest Villa, and hung up after a few casual chats.

Even if he loses his memory, Zhonghai Longkou Mountain has always been buried in the depths of memory, that is the only place where he was really happy in his entire childhood, where is his home, where is his roots, Wu Ming secretly made up his mind, no matter what, he wants to buy a villa there,

Wu Ming chartered the sea view villa of the resort hotel, this is a two-story building, it looks like a wooden structure house from the outside, but in fact, it is just a wood-like decoration material, Ding Zhenyuan will not use electronic gas appliances, if it is a wooden house, let her make a breakfast, maybe the whole house will be gone,

After parking the car, Wu Ming looked at the four eyes waiting outside the villa with a suspicious expression, he did not go to Lotus Mountain with Wu Ming and them to incense, but stayed in the villa mysteriously, I don't know what kind of fame he was doing.

Four Eyes walked up to Wu Ming, took his hand, walked to a car covered with a tarpaulin, lifted the tarpaulin vigorously, and said with joy: "Happy birthday, we brought Mrs. Fox to you." ”

Looking at the red MG1300 produced in 1962, Wu Ming's eyes were wet, he gently stroked the car door, his expression was tender like water, although it was very shabby, but this was his first car, just like a child's first beloved toy, with deep feelings,

Wu Ming said gratefully: "Thank you." ”

Four Eyes beckoned, "Alright, let's go in first." ”

As soon as Wu Ming stepped into the door, there was a bang, Zhuge Dachang and Feng Wushuang opened the colored paper cannon on the left and right, and shouted in unison: "Happy birthday." ”

"Thank you." Wu Ming bowed slightly and said with a smile: "I hope I can always see you on my birthday in the future, thank you." ”

"Happy birthday, Oba."

"Happy birthday, Shiro."

Everyone else looked festive, but Feng Tianming said with a cool face: "Happy birthday." ”

Just as everyone was preparing the banquet, Wu Ming pulled Zhuge Dachang aside and whispered, "Why did you bring that kid Feng Tianming." ”

"I didn't let him come, today I went with Wushuang to sweep the tomb, and when I came back, I dropped him off ......" Zhuge Dachang smiled bitterly: "Who knew that Wushuang asked him to come over, saying that we would drink too much and let him drive." ”

Wu Ming said angrily: "It's really a disappointment, Lao Tzu celebrates his birthday, and his expression is as if he has come to the grave." ”

Zhuge Dachang smiled and said: "Don't be so careful, he will be my brother-in-law in the future." ”

"Do you think your wife is important or your brother-in-law is important?"

"Wife."

"Then the wife is important or the brother is important."

"Wife."

“…………”

"Then I'll ask again, is the brother more important or the brother-in-law more important."

"When my wife is here, my brother-in-law is important, and when I am not there, my brother is important."

"Brother Pig, you are now completely a slave to your wife...... Wu Ming showed a distressed expression and sighed: "Tonight's activity to save women seems to exclude you. ”

Zhuge Dachang smiled predictively: "It doesn't matter, I will definitely drink a little too much tonight, and I may accidentally press Xiao Yan's phone by mistake, and then say some drunken words." ”

Wu understood him and interrupted, "I'm afraid of you." ”

After plotting something, the two of them showed a lewd smile, hooked their shoulders and walked to the table, ready to eat.

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The sky had just darkened, a fishing boat at Zhonghai Wharf walked down a few foreigners, the leader He Su had a cold face, a white man with a suitcase followed closely beside him, and he was followed by more than a dozen people in black,

"Master Peter, where are we going?"

"Black Heaven."

The white man's expression became a little unnatural, and he muttered, "Do you really want to go there, but ...... But Madame Pazarosa does not seem to welcome us. ”

He Su sneered: "She's just a woman from her grandfather, not a lady, I don't need her to welcome her, it's just that she is safer there, and we need time to sell the goods to Huaxia." ”

"Why do you like to do business with Chinese people?"

"Because they're rich and generous enough." He Su said contemptuously: "No matter how much price I offer, there will always be someone who can eat my goods, I need money now, so that I can grab the inheritance as soon as possible." ”

The white man nodded and said, "I've already contacted the car, so it should be coming soon." ”

"Hmm."

The night gradually covered the earth, He Su got on a Bentley, and then, five or six black cars escorted the Bentley slowly to the old neighborhood of Zhonghai City.