Chapter 311: These Two Old Bastards

"What, you dare to call me a pig!" The green tendons on the fierce monk's bald head bulged. ()

The old man of the deputy team leader was even more confused, he pointed to his nose and shouted: "How did I become a butcher, Huya, what do you mean?" ”

Su Haoran hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Listen to my explanation, my Heavenly Eye has been promoted to the fifth level, this level is fruit, and we can get together because of karma." ”

"Be clear!"

"yes, to the point."

The fierce monk and the deputy leader shouted at the same time.

Su Haoran said: "The team leader was a pig in his previous life, and the deputy team leader is a butcher, so he naturally wants to kill pigs." So in this life, the fierce monk master became the team leader, and the deputy team leader wanted to repay the debt and became his deputy. And I, in my last life, paid for the ...... when the butcher wanted to kill the pig."

Speaking of this, Su Haoran's gaze became more and more unkind, so he didn't dare to continue to say that he was a pig, and immediately changed his words: "So I paid for the murderous monk senior, naturally I am kind to you as the team leader, so I have the opportunity to learn your Tianyantong in this life." ”

Nima!

The fierce monk was so angry that he was trembling all over, although he was a monk, although he believed in the six realms of reincarnation, but Su Haoran said that he was a pig in his previous life, which he absolutely could not tolerate.

"Su Haoran, if you can't come up with a basis, just because you said that I was a pig in my previous life, I will slap you to death." The fierce monk said viciously.

Su Haoran said weakly: "The Buddha said that the cause of the past life is to plant the fruit of the present life. Team leader, you had a black spot on your back in your previous life, and a black mark on your back in this life. ”

Hey!

The fierce monk was shocked, and the hand holding Su Haoran immediately became loose.

The deputy team leader was also a monk at this time, and asked weakly: "Team leader, do you really have a black mark on your back?" ”

Well!

The fierce monk nodded, but then his old face turned red and he yelled: "Do you care if there is a black mark on the back of the poor monk?" You dead butcher, get out of the way. ”

Wipe!

The deputy team leader was so angry that he almost cried when he was scolded. Ah, I'm really defined as a butcher this time? Do you define science that way?

But then, Su Haoran led the group again, "The cause and effect must not be wrong, you slaughtered pigs and sheep in your previous life, and your blood debt was too heavy, and you will suffer from cutting off meat in this life." You have suffered knife wounds on both arms, and you have suffered from the loss of flesh, which refers to the flesh and blood of your descendants, and you have no descendants, right? ”

Belch!

The eyes of the deputy team leader instantly widened, and a pair of eyeballs were about to pop out of their sockets.

This point was really said by Su Haoran, in the early years, he fought with others, his arms were almost chopped off, and he only had a son under his knees, but he died at an early age.

Su Haoran shrugged his shoulders, "Team leader, do you believe it this time?" Actually, you really want to open a little, even if I practice Tianyantong, what can I do? I'm your apprentice now! ”

Well......

Hearing Su Haoran's last words, the fierce monk's anger finally smoothed out.

Su Haoran said again: "Master, I didn't mean to lie to you, I have a combination of the Buddhist Heavenly Eye and the Taoist Heart Eye, a genius like me is really rare, I am afraid that if I really tell you, you will be excited to death to receive such an excellent disciple as me." ”

"Get out!" The fierce monk roared angrily, and then actually laughed, "Although you kid is very narcissistic, the poor monk has indeed picked up a treasure." Come on, what treasure did you find in there? Hurry up and hand it over to Master, if you can't get something good, hehe......"

The fierce monk clenched his fat fist, making a crunching sound, and the intimidating meaning of Chiguo Guo appeared.

Cough!

Su Haoran coughed dryly, "Master, how can there be a master who wants a baby from his apprentice?" You let me worship you as a teacher, and you give me a greeting gift! ”

"Get out!" The fierce monk roared again, "You still dare to ask me to meet the gift, do you know how much money you have suffered in the past half a month by tossing around in the flying saucer?" Butcher, you talk about it. ”

The deputy team leader was so angry that the corners of his mouth twitched, dare to love us The title of butcher can't be changed?

However, the team leader spoke, and the deputy team leader didn't dare not listen, he drooped his head and said: "In the past half a month, we have been urged by the power department to pay the electricity bill three times, the first time we paid 600 million, the second time 900 million, the third time 1.2 billion, a total of ......."

"Khan! Isn't it 2.7 billion? For this little money, you are worth bothering with me? Su Haoran looked aggrieved, "Master, if you are short of money, you can just say it, and you don't have to scare the apprentice!" ”

Wipe!

The fierce monk was so angry that his two big eyelids twitched, and since he was despised by his apprentice, he simply stretched out his hand, "Okay, then you give me billions of flowers, our god group is short of money." ”

Su Haoran waved his hand angrily, and then the team leader, "Team Leader Tu, you get me a computer, and I will transfer some money to my master, so that your god group can't even pay the electricity bill." ”

Nima!

"I'm not surnamed Tu!" The deputy team leader now wants to scold and cry, old man, I have lived for more than 60 years, and today I was directly changed by your master and apprentice.

"Butcher, don't talk about it, hurry up and get the computer." The fierce monk waved his hand urgently, and he was still very dissatisfied in his heart, my apprentice wants to give me money, what is your surname in Mo, is it interesting?

Deputy Team Leader: "......"

Under the persecution of the fierce monk, the deputy team leader hurriedly went to get the computer, and then Su Haoran entered the online banking system in front of him.

The fierce monk also reported a string of accounts, which did not belong to the fierce monk himself, but belonged to the god group.

Then everyone was in a hurry, his hand fell on the keypad, and he pressed a 1 and then a string of 0......

The deputy team leader is still counting, "1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Ahem...... I said Huya, I heard that you are a big tyrant, so you are a little stingy with one billion, right? ”

The deputy team leader was very unhappy because his name was changed to butcher, and he deliberately used the money to squeeze Su Haoran.

"Huh! It's terrible to be uneducated, your transfer interface, I transfer dollars. Su Haoran smiled and pointed to the interface on the computer screen, and immediately gave the deputy team leader.

"Dollars, billions of dollars!" The fierce monk was also dumbfounded for a moment, and then after he confirmed that it was really a billion dollars, he laughed and said: "Okay, my good apprentice, turn this money around quickly, and ignore the butcher, an uneducated guy." ”

"Well, if he wants to be educated, he shouldn't be a butcher." Su Haoran raised his hand and knocked the enter key, and then the transfer of one billion US dollars was successful.

Spending all this money to buy a murderous monk with peace of mind, Su Haoran also felt that it was worth it.

But things were not as simple as he thought, after the fierce monk received the money, his smiling face was gone, and he actually asked Su Haoran, "Haoran, can you get in touch with the old immortal of Wudang Phantom City?" You find him for me, and I'm going to talk to him. ”

"My Master, He ......"

"I am your master, and you are not allowed to call him master in front of me in the future." The fierce monk interrupted Su Haoran's words loudly, and then said, "Don't tell me that you can't contact him, I won't believe it." ”

Just when Su Haoran was in a dilemma, a thunderous shout suddenly came from the sky above the god group, "Old bald donkey, what are you looking for Brother Phantom City?" Do you still want to be beaten up? ”

"Master!" Su Haoran instantly felt that one head and two were big, this voice was too familiar to him, he had been with him for more than ten years, and he had been carefully teaching him skills, it was Mr. Phantom City.

"Bastard!" The fierce monk was instantly annoyed, "Phantom City, where are you?" ”

"I'm waiting for you in Xiangshan, come on, brother will give you a hexagram today, when will you die." Mr. Phantom City's voice rang out again.

The fierce monk was so angry that he shook his bald head, and his whole body flew out like a cannonball.

That's right, it flew out, at least Su Haoran didn't have a monk to jump out of the end, anyway, he disappeared all at once.

"Tiger, Tiger Tooth, is Mr. Phantom City really your master?" After a while, the deputy team leader hesitated to ask Su Haoran this question.

Su Haoran nodded, "Yes, the Kunlun Desert of Wudang Fantasy City is my master, and now there is a young fierce monk." ”

Thump!

The cold man on the side was so shocked that he sat on the ground, Haoran's eyes were not only worship or worship, no wonder people are so powerful, they were taught by two of the four great celestials, and now with the addition of a fierce monk, he will not be able to become the fifth celestial in the future?

"The team leader turned out to be just your third master, and your third master is now going to find your master to play for his life, aren't you worried?" The deputy leader asked.

"What's there to worry about, at their level, if they can kill someone?" Speaking of this, Su Haoran suddenly seemed to remember something, and immediately asked the deputy team leader, "Team Leader Tu, are you a good brother?" ”

The butcher's forehead was drawn a dense black line, and the butcher's name could not be changed, "See, he was kicked out within a few hours of entering, and now he is in his own residence." ”

"Oh! I see, I'm going to go to him for something. Su Haoran beckoned to Leng Bufu again, "Brother, take me to your brother, I have an agreement with your brother to share the benefits together, I haven't forgotten this promise." ”

"Ah, okay, Brother Huya, is it good for me?" Leng Bufu stood up, pulled Su Haoran and walked out.

"Yes, I can make a good relationship with you, anyway, if I teach your brother, he will have to teach you." Su Haoran said with a smile.

"Damn, you're going to teach us kung fu?" Leng Bufu asked excitedly.

Su Haoran said: "Yes, teach you the secret technique like me, which can increase your combat power by two times." ”

"Holy! Brother Huya, you are too good, you are my own brother! ”

"Get out! I'm not as old as you. ”

"Then you're my big brother too!"

“……”

After arriving at the cold and unobedient residence, this cannon fodder brother immediately grabbed his hand, "Brother, I'll be fine, I've been worried about it for half a month." You don't know, after I went up to the third floor, I met a super powerful lurker who kicked me ......"

Leng Buyu quickly talked about his experience in the flying saucer, and Su Haoran and Leng Bufu laughed when they heard it.

Then Su Haoran taught the first two levels of cultivation methods of the eighth-level golden body to the Leng family brothers, Leng Bu and Leng Bu Fu both learned very seriously, they themselves have the secret technique of improving combat power, the so-called touch bypass, so they learn very quickly.

Although it was impossible to practice all at once, it didn't take long for the two brothers to master the first two levels of practice.

Then, Su Haoran said solemnly to them: "You brothers know the secret in my eyes, this is my biggest hole card, I hope the two of you keep it secret for me." ”

"Brother, don't worry, you can teach me such a powerful secret technique, this is a heart-to-heart brother, of course I won't tell outsiders your secret." Leng Bu immediately expressed his position.

"Yes, if we tell you this secret, we won't die well." Leng Bufu also said.

Su Haoran was also very happy to get the assurance of the two, he gave a thumbs up behind him, "Since buddy is so involved, let's go to train and practice." ”

"Okay, let's go!"

"Let's go!"

The three of them ran to the training room to practice, and they practiced for several hours, and soon it was already dark.

In a small building in the secret base of the god group, the fierce monk suddenly appeared strangely, and entered an office on the top floor in a few flashes.

"Bastards, these two old bastards!" The fierce monk sat down in his chair, holding his head in his hands and roaring in a low voice, his face full of pain.

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