Chapter 111: House

The warrior should move forward bravely, indomitable, the general should be the first, fearless, and the latter is not worthy of being a general, Wu Ming controls the warrior to 'guard the morning light' to take the lead, and rushes towards the big monster with a fierce momentum!

Two minutes later, the soldiers resurrected and gnawed on dry food.

And defeat and battle, there is no victorious general in this world, where you fall, you will get up, even if you die a thousand times, you will not lose a single hair, afraid of wool, sisters rush with me, Wu Ming controls the soldiers to pick up the board axe, kill!

Two minutes later, the soldiers resurrected and gnawed on dry food.

Can't be invincible, can only outwit, change the battle plan, Wu Ming decided to go deep behind the enemy to give the monster a powerful sneak attack, he controlled the character to sneakily move behind the big monster, because the height of the character model is too far from the monster, you can only stab the chrysanthemum part, the chrysanthemum is the chrysanthemum, you want your life, look at Lao Tzu's life-killing plate axe!

Two minutes later, the soldiers resurrected and gnawed on dry food.

Wu Ming is a full game novice.,When you're excited, you'll be in a hurry.,Often press the space bar.,Let the characters jump up and down.,When cutting monsters, I like to startle and scream.。

The true meaning of the game is to have fun, it is people who play games, not people who play games, although they are overwhelmed by the streets, but a few girls laugh happily, and after repairing their equipment, several of their female characters once again surrounded Shen Yiyi's male warriors into the dungeon.

Circling behind the monster again, Wu Ming exclaimed, "Wow! Major discovery, major discovery, this big monster actually doesn't have chrysanthemums. ”

"Please! Uncle, what are you studying? ”

"Come on! No more air leaks. ”

"Come on, uncle, I think you can hold on for more than three minutes."

Indy Oil, the lucky star of the depressed man, with it to support three minutes is no longer a dream! Wu Ming suddenly burst out of this sentence in his mind, and he showed a trace of annoyed and angry expression, this time he couldn't shoot in seconds, otherwise there would be no place for his old face.

After a few failures, Wu Ming has learned to use skills, although the three-dimensional picture still makes him dizzy, but he has gradually adapted, he took a breath of air, and ordered a skill called 'charge', and the character slipped into the big monster's buttocks three inches below the buttocks and slashed a knife.

Oh...... There was a deafening roar, and the battle began.

Coquettish movement and perfect coordination, all the soldiers played a smooth attack, Wu Ming cut every axe into the flesh three points, every 'hidden weapon' hit the bull's-eye, every jump was full of enchantment, three minutes later, cheers sounded......

Then again, the big monster wasn't taken down!

The soldiers were still sitting at the resurrection point and eating dry food, and they cheered just because Wu Ming lasted for three minutes, from the second shot level to the premature ejaculation level, this is a qualitative leap, and this is definitely a major event worth celebrating.

Wu Ming made a speech without shame, comrades, this is a great victory, and I will definitely make persistent efforts to persist for a longer time, so that you can enjoy a hearty and protracted battle.

Shen Yiyi took almost an hour in the bath, and only she knew what she had learned.

When she returned to the room, the team that had killed the group more than a dozen times had already dispersed, and after she took over the game, she saw that all the sisters were offline, and couldn't help but complain: "Why don't they play?" said that he would defeat this boss today, but he really has no credit. ”

"They said they were going out shopping!"

"Huh...... You don't call me ...... when you go shopping" Shen Yiyi pouted, clicked on the characters at random, and then said in surprise: "Huh! How is there an extra achievement title? ”

She hurriedly clicked on it to check, and the player guarded Dawn was trampled to death ten times by the three-headed dog of hell with the same skill, creating an immortal legend and rewarding the special title 'Meatloaf', using which will reduce defense by 100 points.

Shen Yiyi laughed and said, "Haha...... This achievement title is really fun. ”

"Awesome, right?" Wu Ming smiled proudly: "This is the title that Uncle has worked so hard to help you play." ”

"It's dead, isn't it?" Shen Yiyi had a happy expression on her face, and paused for a moment before she continued: "By the way, uncle, will you fight the landlord?" ”

Wu Ming nodded and said, "Yes!" ”

"Then you play with me......" Shen Yiyi walked to the bedside and picked up a pink laptop, "Use my notebook." ”

"I've got a computer, I'll get it back."

Wu Ming went back to the room and brought a black notebook, Shen Yiyi glanced at it twice, revealing a touch of disdain, and said, "Uncle! You won't be that poor, will you? The notebook is still a miscellaneous brand. ”

Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "This is a computer issued by the company, when it is used for monitoring, how good can it be?" ”

"Surveillance?" Shen Yiyi tilted her head, then shook her head, moved a chair to the computer desk, and shouted: "Uncle, come here, let's kill the Quartet." ”

They entered the game together, found a table with no one in it, and the two looked at each other with a treacherous smile, and now they waited for the fish to take the bait.

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When she got home, Nong Ruoxi took off her coat and hung it on the shelf in the hallway, and when she heard the cheerful laughter coming from her daughter's room, she showed a curious expression and quietly walked outside the door of her daughter's room.

It's been a long time since I've seen my daughter smile, it seems that this bodyguard who spent a lot of money to invite back is very pleasing to her daughter, Thick Ruoxi's eyes flashed with a smile, seeing them having so much fun, she couldn't bear to disturb and slowly walked back to her room.

If you only lose and don't win, you will be angry, and if you only win and don't lose, you will get tired, after pit a large number of innocent people, Shen Yiyi felt bored, she opened the notebook and connected the speaker, showed a weird smile, and said, "Uncle! Let's watch a movie, shall we? I watched an all-nighter movie last night and haven't watched it yet. ”

"What movie?"

"There's a new ghost movie!"

Wu Ming's eyes widened and he smiled dryly, "Uh...... I'm not a big fan of ghost movies. ”

Shen Yiyi squinted at him and said, "You won't be afraid of ghosts, right?" ”

"Just kidding......" Wu Ming snorted with his nostrils facing the sky: "I am worried about giving me a nickname, I will be afraid of that thing?" ”

The big words are very beautiful, after the creepy music sounded, Wu Ming still had a feeling of panic, in the dark teaching building, a girl in uniform walked down the stairs with a flashlight, and suddenly, a man wearing a ghost mask jumped out.

He lifted the girl's skirt as fast as lightning and tore off her underwear, and it only took ten seconds for the high-pitched screams and wheezing sounds to resound in Shen Yiyi's room.

may have found that the sound is too loud and has a bad impact, Shen Yiyi turned down her voice before winking at Wu Ming, smiled hehe, and asked, "How is it?" This movie is good, right? ”

If he watched a film with a man, Wu Ming would have chatted unscrupulously, but in the face of a girl, he could only smile wryly and ask: "Isn't it okay for you to watch such a low-level movie as a girl?" ”

Shen Yiyi said in an old-fashioned manner: "Low-level? Schoolmate! We have to look at it with an artistic eye, not with a strange eye, only in this way can you see the beauty of this movie. ”

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, and he said astringently: "Do you want to see it?" It's really teachable. ”

Say what to look at with an artistic eye, but Shen Yiyi frequently fast-forwards and only looks at the essence part, all those messy plots are skipped, usually only boys will watch it like this, less than twenty minutes, a movie of nearly two hours is finished.

"It's not good-looking at all......" Shen Yiyi scoffed: "It's as small as a toothpick, and that woman screams so loudly, it's really fake." ”

Wu Ming's cold sweat came down directly, and he retorted: "No...... Not small, right? Is this a normal size for an Oriental man? ”

Seeing that Shen Yiyi still wanted to broadcast the next one, Wu Ming hurriedly dragged her out of the room, pushed her shoulders all the way, and said with a flattering smile: "Uncle is hungry, accompany me to eat something." ”

"Then go to McDonald's, I want to eat chicken wings."

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It was snowing outside, and it was not pleasant to go out, Wu Ming and Shen Yiyi gave up their plans to go out, and when they heard that they wanted to eat, Shen Ruoxi entered the kitchen without saying a word.

Half an hour later, a large plate of fried chicken and cola was placed on the living room coffee table, what a virtuous woman! Wu Ming praised, such a woman is very suitable for marrying home, and then having a few children, and the future will definitely be very happy, the happiest is the process of making children?

Shen Ruoxi hurriedly took out two CDs when she returned to the room, her eyes showed a hint of expectation, and she proposed: "I bought a few CDs two days ago, let's watch a movie, right?" ”

Watching a movie again?

The daughter watches the wool film, and the mother buys the CD? Wu Ming is a little embarrassed, a man, a woman, a big child, three people are a bit like a family of three, this combination is watching hair films in the living room together? This picture doesn't seem very warm?

In fact, Wu Ming was too worried, Shen Ruoxi released a new version of A Chinese Ghost Story, this is a recently released movie, and it is a very beautiful love ghost movie.

Ghost movie! Secretly looking at the delicate Shen Ruoxi, Wu Ming touched his nose, should he take the opportunity to pounce into her arms?

Seeing Wu Ming's slippery eyes rolling around on her, Shen Ruoxi's face gradually became hot, she was a little ashamed, but she finally got the opportunity to get along with her daughter, she didn't dare to say the words of reprimand, she was afraid that it would destroy this rare harmonious atmosphere.

"Uncle! Have you seen the old version of this movie? ”

"No, I don't like watching horror movies."

Shen Yiyi said angrily: "Is this a romance movie?" ”

"Isn't love terrifying?" Wu Ming pursed his lips and said: "At every turn, there are people who seek death and life for love." ”

Shen Yiyi showed a look of contempt and asked, "Do you know love?" Do you know what 'love' means? ”

"Who said I don't understand...... Wu Ming snorted loudly: "I know at least eighteen postures that make women want to die." ”

Shen Ruoxi's pretty face turned red suddenly, and she secretly took a sip, what did this man say without shame?

"You stupid, I'm talking about love...... Shen Yiyi said hurriedly: "Where do you want to go?" I'm really convinced. ”

Wu Ming was annoyed and angry, and shouted wildly: "Damn! Who told you to ask that? That's your slip of the tongue! ”

"Cut...... Who told you to think so dirty! ”

"Hmph...... Don't laugh at fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps! ”

The two stared wide-eyed, then laughed together, laughing until they couldn't straighten up......

Watching them quarrel and laugh, Shen Ruoxi's red lips curled up gracefully, this is like the appearance of a home, this man has only been here for a day, and he has brought laughter to this cold and deserted home, he is really a magical man.