Such an interesting, such a relieving feat, of course, is only due to Xiaomei and the hygienist.

According to the order given by Instructor Yang, the task of taking care of Tianda's reporters should be shared by Doctor Lin and her. But Doctor Lin, who joined the army in the remote mountainous area, didn't want to go crazy with her, after all, if the captain and instructor were to blame, there was nothing they could do to take Yu Xiaomei, who had a tough background, but it was a piece of cake to clean him up Lin Yong.

Because of this, after Dr. Lin helped Tian Wenjian take off his dirty coat and cleaned the ward with the hygienist Xiao Zheng, he chose Mingzhe to protect himself and became a disgraceful "deserter".

Director Han of the pharmacy didn't follow the second floor at all, and after arriving at the rehabilitation center, he entered the pharmacy office and watched TV to kill time while knitting a sweater for his daughter, who was in high school.

It's not that Director Han wants to desert, but Director Han considers that her identity is too special, and if she continues to stay in the cafeteria, Instructor Yang won't be able to let go. As a member of the health team, he pays attention to the impact everywhere, and Director Han, who leads by example, can't just walk away. So I stayed at the pharmacy and waited for the meeting to end, and then went back to the family area with everyone after the meeting.

As for going to take care of the Tian University reporter, it was just an excuse, could it be true that the first lady of the Air Division went to serve the coward? Even if she wanted to, dozens of people from the health team would not agree.

From the bottom of his heart, Director Han is not opposed to giving Tian Wenjian some color. After all, this is the army, and even college students have to abide by the rules of the army. So there is nothing wrong with gastric lavage, anyway, with Lin Yong's surgeon, there shouldn't be any problems.

The jingling sound was getting closer and closer, and Tian Wenjian realized that the girl was pushing the gastric lavage machine over.

Drinking alcohol is not drinking pesticides, isn't this a clear wholeheartedness? The Tian University reporter reacted, and immediately became angry. But Tian Wenjian, who basically came to his senses, also vaguely remembered what he did after drinking.

Trouble, it seems to be really in trouble this time! Tian Wenjian didn't know that his iron buddy An Xiaobin had settled the matter of alcoholism through the military sub-district Wu Political Commissar. I immediately started to think about it and looked for a solution to the "alcoholism incident".

What is the punishment, anyway, I didn't want to stay in the army to do revolution. I was afraid that the captain and instructor who were angry and ashamed of him would be locked up in a fit of anger. Eating and drinking Lazar are all in that little dark room, and thinking about it is not a human life.

The ordinance can't save me, and it seems that I have to think of another way!

"Dead friends don't die poor! Little girl, I'm sorry, if I don't use you as a backstop, how can I pass the test? Tian Wenjian pondered for a moment, and a casual smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth.

In the footsteps getting closer and closer, the short hygienist ran in, held up the backpack strap in his hand, and shouted happily: "Come, come, Nurse Yu, tie him up and we can begin." ”

Yu Xiaomei, who was measuring the temperature of the gastric lavage water, smiled, pointed to Tian Wenjian's arm outside the quilt, and said with a smile: "Let's do it, tie it strongly, this girl is going to do the right thing for heaven today!" ”

"Okay!"

As soon as the short hygienist grabbed Tian Wenjian's left arm, an amazing scene happened!

Tian Wenjian, who was still asleep just now, sat up with a carp, pressed the hygienist under his armpit, grabbed the backpack belt, and tied him up neatly.

I have to admit that Tian Wenjian's skills are really good. Divide five by two to solve the problem, and rolled down the hospital bed in disheveled clothes, pointed at Yu Xiaomei's nose, and scolded fiercely: "What do you want to do?" Do you want to murder? ”

"You...... You...... How did you wake up? Little Pepper looked stunned for a moment: "You...... You...... What do you want? ”

"I'd like to ask you what you want to do?" Tian Wenjian, who was in a hurry to get out of the alcoholism incident, didn't know what pity and cherishing jade were. Grabbing Xiao Chili's soft and boneless, very white and moist little hand, he pointed at the gastric lavage machine and roared: "Are you studying medicine?" I don't understand anything, and I still learn to wash my stomach! Do you know how dangerous it is to give gastric lavage to someone who is unconscious or unconscious? As soon as the secretions are aspirated, I will die of suffocation!

OMG! You even used tap water mixed with boiled water to wash my stomach. Didn't the medical school teachers teach you to use milk, egg whites, rice soup or soy milk to protect the gastric mucosa and prevent gastric perforation? ”

The sudden change turned Yu Xiaomei's frightened face white. Everything that had just happened seemed to her to be as incredible as a corpse. Tian Wenjian's binding of the hygienist Xiao Zheng and his rude behavior towards her made her even more frightened.

"Help~~~! Come on! Yu Xiaomei, who was caught off guard, didn't want to reason with Tian Wenjian, so she subconsciously opened her throat and called for help.

"Doctor Lin, Doctor Lin, Tian Wenjian has beaten someone!" Xiao Zheng, a hygienist who was tied up like a twisted flower, also shouted.

It's past the lights-out time now, and the outfield hasn't flown across operations tonight. The cries for help of the two guys who stole chickens and rice were very scary in the silent night sky. Doctor Lin on the second floor of the duty room had just run into the ward on the front foot, and the people who were holding a rectification mobilization meeting in the front yard also ran in as if they were facing a great enemy.

"Handle off! Let go of my hands! ”

Captain Wen, who was holding back the fire in his belly, saw that Tian Wenjian was doing something again, not only tied the hygienist Xiao Zheng strongly, but also grabbed Yu Xiaomei's arm and did not let go, so he shouted angrily.

There were so many people at the door of the ward, which made Tian Wenjian realize that things were getting bigger again. He has been experienced for a long time and understands that he must not be soft now! Once the momentum is suppressed, then he will be in big trouble next.

"Keep me away, don't test my patience!" Tian Wenjian dragged the "hostage" back two steps, pointed in the direction of the gastric lavage machine, and roared with a hideous face: "I will bear the mistakes I made, but you must give me a reasonable explanation today?" ”

This kid can do anything! In order to ensure Yu Xiaomei's safety, Instructor Yang immediately stood up: "Everyone step back!" Tian Wenjian, if you have something to say, let go of me first. ”

"Instructor, it's not that I don't give you face, it's that you went too far in this matter today."

Yang Xiaoguang has never studied medicine, of course he doesn't know what the gastric lavage machine is for, and he doesn't think about the whole person, so he asked in confusion: "Tian Wenjian, you have to be a man with a conscience!" You're going to the city, and we're going to give you leave. You were so drunk that you almost did it with the sentry at the Daying Gate, but you also vomited the political commissar of the station, and we wiped your ass.

The captain takes into account your body and gives you an infusion regardless of previous suspicions. You alone have caused the entire health team, and now you are still doing things here, and your conscience has been eaten by dogs? Tian Wenjian, look at what you are doing now? I warn you one last time, if you don't send Comrade Yu Xiaomei away, then this matter will not be handled internally by our health team! ”

People's hearts are long, and Tian Wenjian is not the kind of hard-hearted person.

As soon as Instructor Yang finished speaking, Tian Wenjian let go of his right hand, nodded and said, "Instructor, since this is the case, I will not pursue this matter today." But I'll have to get it to the front, and we'll be clear from now on. ”

"What do you mean?" Instructor Yang was confused by these words.

Tian Wenjian looked around at the people at the door, then pointed to the gastric lavage machine in front of the hospital bed with his left hand, and said solemnly: "Except for you and me, the instructor, you are all studying medicine. You all should know how dangerous it is to rashly perform gastric lavage on a person who is unconscious after drinking and has difficulty breathing without having a history of cirrhosis, varicose veins, esophageal obstruction, peptic ulcers, etc.!

The most odious thing is that the gastric lavage equipment has not been strictly sterilized! Not only did I not prepare milk, egg whites, rice soup or soy milk to protect the gastric mucosa and prevent gastric perforation, but I even used tap water mixed with boiled water to wash my stomach! Captain, instructor, are you trying to cause medical malpractice?

If this happened in a local hospital, I would not hesitate to take you to court. Even in the army, I have the right to defend my legitimate rights and interests. The divisional health department doesn't care, I'll go to the military region's air force health department. The health department doesn't care, I sue the Air Force Logistics Department directly, I don't believe that anyone can cover the sky with one hand! ”

"This ...... This...... This ......"

Instructor Yang Xiaoguang was completely stunned, quickly turned his head, and asked eagerly, "Captain, is what he said true?" ”

If you want to talk about danger, there is really no danger in gastric lavage. As for the medical history that Tian Wenjian said would be life-threatening, it's all fucking bullshit! If he really had so many problems, so many physical examinations before joining the army would have been checked out long ago.

But if this matter is put on the platform, it will really bring trouble to the health team. After all, Yu Xiaomei is just a nurse, not only is she not qualified to give gastric lavage to patients, but everything she does violates the rules.

"Tian Wenjian, although the method is a bit problematic, Nurse Yu is also thinking about your body." Wen Qiming, who didn't want things to escalate again, coughed dryly twice, and then made a thin mud: "I roughly understand the specific situation, it's a complete misunderstanding!" It's past ten o'clock now, and I'll leave something until tomorrow when I go to work. All right...... Let's all disperse. ”

The captain's attitude has shown everything, and Instructor Yang realized that there was really a reason for the incident, so he helped the hygienist Xiao Zheng untie his backpack belt, and said to the crowd watching the excitement: "What are you still doing in a daze?" Don't work tomorrow? ”

1 to 1, a tie!

Tian Wenjian was very satisfied with his contingency measures, and walked up to Yu Xiaomei as if no one was around, and said meaningfully: "I'm sorry...... Nurse Yu, your great kindness, I Tian Wenjian will remember it in my heart. As a thank you for everything you have done for me, I have decided to send you a couple of tutorials on first aid for poisoning. ”

Seeing that Tian Wenjian's tail was up to the sky again, Instructor Yang was so angry that his teeth were itching. He quickly stood up and said coldly: "What is poor? You're not done yet, pack up and go back with me. ”

"Yes, Instructor!"

Everyone is almost gone, only Yu Xiaomei Chuchu is left pitifully snuggled in Director Han's arms and crying, Captain Wen shook his head helplessly, and said lightly: "Go back and rest early, come to the team site to find me when you go to work tomorrow." ”