Chapter 57: The Fallen God of Decline

The master is a bad apprentice, Wu Ming really wants to bow down under the cold short skirt, sigh and obey, her sports IQ is simply negative, the same kind of mistake can be made more than a dozen times and repeatedly teach, often fall into a horse, Wu Ming really wants to knock on her head to say: Are you learning ballet?

Of course, Wu Ming didn't have the guts, she taught Leng Bingbing for a morning, she still didn't know how to ski, what level was the original and what level is still now, there is no inch, but the posture is a little more beautiful when she falls.

But there is one thing that is commendable, Leng Bingbing is very persevering, can be ashamed and brave, and defeat and fight, where he falls, he will get up, unlike ordinary rich women, where he falls, he cries.

Jade is not a tool, it is good to have perseverance, but no talent is also blind, and it is possible to succeed by putting in several times more effort than others, but how can there be so much time? As far as motor cells are concerned, Leng Bingbing is a piece of rotten wood, and it is difficult to make a piece of furniture that is shoddy.

If you want to teach cold skiing is not an overnight thing, watching her always wrestling, Wu Ming is still very distressed, mainly because she feels sorry for her 'Mount Everest', watching her press the snow out of two pits every time she falls, what if the balloon bursts?

Real gold is not afraid of fire refining, true son is not afraid of laboratory tests, it turns out that the cold chest has no filler, it can withstand thousands of tempers, and it will only fall bigger and bigger! Swollen?

Falling all the way from the top of the slope to the bottom of the slope, Leng Bingbing finally realized that he was not the material for sports, if she was allowed to be an athlete, even if she tried her best to devote her life to no hope of winning the gold medal, if she continued to fight, the gold medal would definitely not be there, and the spirit card was easy to get.

'Alps' resort hotel, although called a hotel, but its scale is not small, even much larger than many star hotels, including catering, accommodation and entertainment facilities, spring to go green, summer to escape the heat, autumn to enjoy chrysanthemums, winter to ski, there is almost no off-season here, Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing back to the hotel, it is already afternoon.

"I'm going to the hot springs! Are you going? ”

There are indeed hot springs here, artificially excavated work, using advanced solar energy and electric heating constant temperature, in other words, the safety factor is not very high, it is difficult to guarantee that there will be no leakage of electricity or something, Wu Ming would rather not take a bath, than to try.

It's not a mixed bath, it's not worth risking your life!

What does it mean to be cold? Is she inviting herself to take a mandarin duck bath? Wu Ming's eyes lit up, and he introduced with a smile: "I heard that there is a small pool specially prepared for couples, I can help you massage ......"

Leng Bingbing rolled his eyes and interrupted: "I didn't say I wanted to soak with you!" ”

Wu Mingleng paused for a moment and said disdainfully: "Don't you soak together?" So what are you calling me for? What a disappointment! As he spoke, he waved goodbye: "Then you go clubbing by yourself!" I'm going back to watch TV. ”

Looking at Wu Mingyuan's back, he stomped his feet coldly and angrily, what was this man thinking in his head? What else will he do besides taking advantage of women? Shameless!

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When he returned to the room, he saw Zhuge Dachang lying on the bed with a band-aid on his forehead, and his face was red and black, Wu Ming asked in surprise: "Brother Pig, who are you?" ”

"Don't mention it...... Zhuge Dachang sighed: "When I was playing snowmobile, I had a car accident!" ”

"Are you alright?"

"It's okay! It's a little bit of skin! ”

Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, and said seriously: "It doesn't matter if you, you didn't crash someone's car, right?" ”

"you!" Zhuge Dachang said angrily: "Lao Tzu's life is almost gone, and you don't care about it." ”

"Brother Pig! You are wrong ...... this statement" Wu Ming said leisurely: "Life is gone, you can be reincarnated, but if the money is gone, it is not easy to make money, this year I only think about asking for money, who still wants life?" ”

"Your sister's!" Zhuge Dachang scolded with a smile, and then a carp stiffened, bounced off the bed, put it on Wu Ming's shoulder, and said mysteriously: "Sangui! I know there's a beautiful place here, let's have some fun? ”

Wu Ming was surprised: "If there is a beautiful woman, will you still wait for me?" ”

Zhuge Dachang smiled dryly: "The problem is that I can't understand what they say, what if someone makes a mistake?" I'm going to have to find someone to translate it. ”

"That's all I'm worth!"

"Hey......

Life is short, you should be happy in time, the two of them immediately went out to live in the place where Zhuge Dachang was as beautiful as a cloud, of course, as brothers, Wu Ming still cared about Zhuge Dachang a little and asked him why he had a car accident.

In fact, it's not a big deal, Zhuge Dachang rented a snowmobile, and when he was driving happily, a beautiful woman on the side of the road waved and screamed at him, as a pure man who grew up in the state of etiquette, Zhuge Dachang immediately smiled and waved his hand, and then, he drove the motorcycle into a big pit and fell into a big pit.

Only later did I know that the beautiful woman screamed just to remind him that there was a big hole in front of him!

Actually, it's good that she didn't scream and remind, but when she did, Zhuge Dachang couldn't concentrate, and then she was distracted and fell into the pit, but people are also kind, but they just did bad things, and no one can complain about this.

If you are bold, you can blame God, but you should pay attention when you go out during thunderstorms in the future!

Zhuge Dachang's so-called place where beauties are like clouds is a gambling place opened by a hotel, and this is a place for rich people to play, can there not be many beauties? It's just that most of them are famous and have masters, and these beauties who follow the rich can only look at it, if you want to occupy it, you may be killed!

Hearing Wu Ming say this, Zhuge Dachang was disappointed, but the bunny girl waiter here is still very good, and the rabbit ear hairpin with a small skirt is quite attractive.

Brother, it's all up to you......

Soon, Wu Ming talked to a beautiful waitress, flickering all over the world, and at the end he pinched someone's buttocks, smiling evilly!

When Wu Ming returned to his side, Zhuge Dachang hurriedly said, "How is it?" What do you think? ”

Wu Ming showed an expression that lived up to expectations, and said with a smile: "I asked her to find a sister to accompany us in the room tonight to watch the stars, and she agreed." ”

"Looking at the stars?" Zhuge Dachang looked disappointed and said, "There is a use for looking at the stars!" ”

"Didn't you hear me?" Wu Ming touched his nose and said in an accentuated tone: "Look at the stars in the room!" ”

"Looking at the stars in the room?" Zhuge Dachang showed a rippling smile and said, "It seems to be very emotional!" ”

"Speaking ......" Wu Ming pulled an end note and said, "Although people are not professionals, they still have to pay for the overnight stay." ”

"Ahem...... How much? ”

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "People are not professional, how can they negotiate the price with you, it should be the market price!" But ......" said, he pulled another epilogue and sold the guanzi, and joked: "I told her that we can hold on for an hour and be undefeated, and she said that it can really be free, and if it is fake, the reward will be doubled!" ”

"An hour?" Zhuge Dachang's face was a little uncalm, he looked at Wu Ming with a suspicious expression, and said, "Can you hold on for an hour?" ”

Wu Ming's chest straightened, and he said angrily: "Of course, the national football team can last for 90 minutes, why can't I last for an hour?" As he spoke, he looked at Zhuge Dachang and said with a smile: "You can't do it, right?" ”

"You can do it! Why can't I! "Zhuge Dachang is not to be outdone.

"They won't get off work until twelve o'clock tonight, and it's still a long time, let's have some fun first......" Wu Ming looked at the place where he exchanged chips, and said, "I want to play two, do you want to play?" ”

"I'm going to buy a beer first!"

Wu Ming nodded, walked to the window to exchange chips, Zhuge Dachang walked to the bar, and after parting, Wu Ming immediately grabbed a male waiter and asked quietly, "Do you have a great man here for sale?" ”

Zhuge Dachang came to the bar, didn't buy the wine, looked around sneakily, and asked the bartender in a broken English voice: "Do you have Indy God Oil for sale here?" ”

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Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang have changed their chips, they want to find someone to play mahjong or fight the landlord, but unfortunately people don't want this here, only Blackjack, Stud, and French roulette.

Small gambling is pleasant, big gambling hurts the body.

I thought so in my heart, but when I got to the gambling table, after losing my eyes, this idea had long been left behind, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang played stud together, and soon lost all the francs on their bodies, they wanted to exchange Chinese coins and even underwear for chips, but people didn't accept it.

Walking out of the casino, Wu Ming let out a long sigh: "The lesson of blood!" ”

Zhuge Dachang agreed: "Yes! It seems that this is providence, God let us lose everything, is to remind us that gambling is a bad behavior, and it should be stopped in moderation. ”

"Be sure to quit gambling!" Wu Ming said categorically, and after speaking, he strode towards the corner of the stairs.

"Where are you going?"

"Find Leng Bingbing to borrow money and turn over the book!"

Zhuge Dachang almost vomited blood, hurriedly grabbed Wu Ming, and said angrily: "Still gambling? We don't have any money to pay for the night tonight. ”

Wu Ming shouted: "You can be free if you insist on it for an hour, I'm afraid of wool." ”

Zhuge Dachang said earnestly: "Sangui! We should be objective and have a clear understanding of ourselves. ”

"Ahem...... We still have to borrow some foreign currency......" Wu Ming said with a sneering face: "We only have Huamin coins left on us, and people may not accept them." ”

"Hmmm! Must borrow! Zhuge Dachang touched his chin and asked, "You always have to find an excuse to borrow money, right?" What do we total? ”

"Borrow some money and use the total?"

"Don't you have eyes? A rich lady who is so rich, but she doesn't wear any jewelry, which means that she must be very picky, and she wants to borrow money from her, do you think it's easy? ”

Wu Ming smiled and said, "Donate to the drift?" What do you think? ”

"Get out of ......" Zhuge Dachang gave Wu Ming a look at the back of his head, and scolded with a smile: "You are asking for yourself!" ”

Wu Ming suddenly asked, "By the way, did you break someone's snowmobile today?" ”

Zhuge showed a smug look and said: "I rubbed off a little paint, I couldn't start it originally, I kicked it twice, and I have returned it, and I didn't lose a dime." ”

"You're so lacking in virtue!" Wu Ming smiled, touched his nose, and said, "Just use this as an excuse!" You broke someone's car and you have to lose money! ”

"Okay!"

The two of them found Leng Bingbing, and easily borrowed the money, she didn't ask anything, but her face looked unhealthy, and she didn't seem to be in a good mood, like the eldest aunt had come......

After Wu Ming asked, he finally knew that she was indeed the eldest aunt!