Chapter 67: The Age of River Crabs 9.5
"My lord." Cheng Yanjin walked up to Shen Yu and whispered to him, "It's better to decide the order of the eldest and youngest according to the order of their rebirth, so that every time they call the ranking, they will remember that you reborn them." ”
Shen Yu's eyes lit up, patted Cheng Jin's shoulder and said, "This is a good idea." ”
Among the four people who worshiped the handle this time, Zhuge Liang was the first to come, so he undoubtedly sat on the top spot. The other three came here in the same group. The order of precedence is determined by Shen Yu's signature pinyin initials.
In this way, Guan Yu is at the front, and Zhang Fei is at the bottom, but the situation is the same as when he was worshipping in his previous life.
After Shen Yu stated Cheng Biting Jin's thoughts, Zhang Fei was the first to agree, Liu Bei was entangled in his heart for a moment before he "painted" a refreshing expression and agreed, while Guan Yu hesitated for a longer time, and when he was finally about to say yes, he subconsciously glanced at Liu Bei, and then swallowed the two words back, and then bowed his head and said nothing.
Shen Yu looked at Guan Yu and asked, "If you have anything, you can say it." ”
Regarding the flushed face, although he couldn't see the change in Shen Yu's direction, his expression was very serious, which made Shen Yu have to stretch out his ears to listen carefully to what he said.
"Since the lord has allowed us to keep the memories of our previous lives, it seems to be ...... to make changes in the order of the eldest and youngest."
Shen Yu knew what the next sentence was, and seemed to be slapping himself.
But Shen Yu also understood why Guan Yu said this.
Loyal and righteous, loyal, loyal to whom? Righteousness, with whom is righteousness? This is the highest standard of life, once finalized, as long as you don't drink Meng Po soup, you will never change, otherwise what loyalty is there to talk about?
Leaving the memories of their past lives is indeed a pros and cons.
After sighing in his heart for a while, Shen Yu still had to solve this problem. So he turned his inquiring eyes to Cheng Yanjin again.
Cheng Yanjin whispered: "Then follow the order of the previous life." However, my lord, the biggest question now is where to put Zhuge Liang, whether to insert it in the middle of them, or to be at the bottom, or ...... As they wished. ”
Regarding the action of hugging Zhuge Liang's thigh led by Liu Bei, Shen Yu scoffed at it in his heart. So he was extremely reluctant to let them succeed.
Therefore, he shook his head at Cheng Yanjin.
Cheng Yanjin understood, and laughed twice. said: "Since Guan Yu said that it should be the same as the previous life, then ......"
Shen Yu also understood. Zhuge Liang in the previous life was their military advisor, since you all retain the memories of your previous life, why do you have to make any more changes, why do you have to pull him into the gang?
So, Shen Yu explained this to them, but he didn't expect Zhang Fei to retort at the first time: "Lord, my brother is not our military advisor now, and this cannot be compared with 1,800 years ago." ”
Shen Yuden was speechless, it seemed that he still made a mistake at the beginning, so that now he couldn't stop the four of them from worshipping. So he looked at Cheng Yanjin again.
Cheng Yanjin was a little hairy with him, and he had to look at Zhuge Liang for help. As if to say: "You are the military advisor, you can do it." ”
Zhuge Liang wailed in his heart, he really didn't want to be the eldest brother of the lord in his previous life. It's a ridiculous feeling.
But he couldn't refuse the enthusiasm of Zhang Fei and others to worship. So, he threw Cheng Yanjin's eyes back to him.
So far, Cheng Jin had no choice but to grit his teeth and say, "Otherwise, it's like this." ”
As soon as he spoke, everyone straightened their ears in unison, listening to his good idea.
"Isn't there a zero in the natural number?"
The crowd fell.
Shen Yu also grinned and pointed at Cheng Yanjin and said, "Brother Zero? It's a bad idea. ”…
Cheng Biting Jin glanced at Shen Yu innocently, meaning what to do?
In fact, his plan is the most beneficial to Guan Yu. He can continue to call Liu Bei "big brother" in the future, and it will not prevent Liu Bei, the eldest brother, from planning the thigh-hugging plan, but the title of "Brother Zero" is really ......
Liu Bei obviously had some opinions about this title, but he didn't know how to state it so that he could be more tactful in front of the lord.
Zhang Fei never thought about how to write the word "euphemism". His straightforward voice reached Shen Yu's ears.
"It's not called like that since ancient times, it's a bit unusual."
Shen Yu knew that Zhang Fei was already giving himself face without directly saying "It's too unusual", so there was nothing dissatisfied. It's just that in this way, this plan will be replaced, and a better plan will be replaced, but there is no better plan at the moment.
Shen Yu habitually looked at Cheng Biting Jin. Cheng Biting Jin touched his head, which was more serious than Shen Yu's, and hid behind Li Er.
Shen Yu had no choice but to shake his head helplessly, and smiled at the four people who were about to bow down: "That's it." Zhuge Liang is your Brother Ling, if you are not used to it, you can call it Brother Junshi, anyway, Zhang Fei often calls it that. As for the three of you......" Shen Yu pointed at Liu Guanzhang and said, "What you call it originally, just continue to call it that." ”
Liu Bei saw that Shen Yu was already a little impatient, so he hurriedly agreed, ready to do what Shen Yu wanted.
Zhang Fei wanted to say something more, but stopped making a sound after being pinched by Guan Yu.
So, the four of them prepared to start worshipping.
In the 21st century, the righteous knot Jinlan is naturally full of the characteristics of the times.
Due to the lack of materials, the burning of incense was replaced by flashlights. Four bright flashlights were inserted into the ground, shining into the sky, some flickering. The helicopter patrolling the sky has been trying to parse the "deep meaning" in Morse code.
Shen Yu stood opposite the four people kneeling in unison, acting as the master of ceremonies and witnesses. Seeing that the four people were already ready in place, he imitated the appearance in the TV series and shouted loudly: "One worships heaven and earth, and the other worships the high hall." ”
When everyone heard this, their shocked eyes fell. Cheng Yanjin hurriedly rushed up and grabbed Shen Yu and said, "It's wrong, it's wrong, lord, it's like this......"
After listening to Cheng Yanjin's introduction, Shen Yu blinked his eyes twice and asked, "The number of worshippers must be an odd number, and you still have to burn yellow paper to worship the gods?" ”
"Let's not pay attention to these things for now. After all, we are now a modern society, with the rise and fall of dynasties, and the rules have to change. So let's skip the steps. Cheng bit Jin Dao, "It's just that, my lord, this worship and marriage are not a set of rituals." ”
Shen Yu's face flushed, and his brain seemed to be stuck again just now.
So, the spare tire master of ceremonies Cheng bit the gold and came on the field. Under his command, the four of them completed the worship relatively smoothly. There is neither an oath of life and death together, nor the heroism of a blood alliance, but only the brotherhood that shines in the Three Kingdoms and reproduces today.
"Brother Zero!" "Brother Commander!" ……