Looking at Zhou Ping, who was immersed in eating meat skewers and was speechless, Lin Nan picked up the wine glass on the table and took a sip, then put down the wine glass and said faintly: "Brother, I am such an excellent man, I will not cheat!" ”

"To be honest, I really envy you that you still have a chance to cheat!" When Lin Nan said this, Zhou Ping also put down the kebab in his hand, and then said to Lin Nan with a serious face, on his face, in addition to being serious and solemn, there was also a faint sadness lingering.

Zhou Ping's suddenly changed expression and his sad tone made Lin Nan slightly stunned, and then he thought of a terrible possibility in his heart, and then approached Zhou Ping with a nervous face, looked concerned, and asked in a low voice, "Won't it?" Are you impotent? ”

Immediately afterwards, Lin Nan witnessed how a person's face changed from white to bright red like a monkey's buttocks, and saw that Zhou Ping's face was so red that it could almost drip blood, and it looked even a little scary, which startled the waitress who came to deliver the barbecue, and quickly ran over to call the boss after screaming.

The boss ran out with the little waiter after a while, his face was full of anxious looks, after seeing Zhou Ping's face, the boss was even more worried, and then asked Lin Nan: "Do you want to call 120, it seems that your friend is very serious in alcohol allergies, don't make it into alcohol poisoning!" ”

Lin Nan waved his hand: "It's okay, he may not be able to get alcohol poisoning if he drinks all the wine you have here, this blushing is ashamed!" ”

"Shameful? I've seen it for a long time, what do you have to do to be ashamed to be like this? "When the boss heard that it was not an alcohol allergy, he estimated that it had nothing to do with him. I was relieved at first, and then the gossip factor in my body became active, and I asked curiously.

Lin Nan glanced at the boss, waved at the boss, and motioned for the boss to turn his ear sideways, the boss obviously knew that too many people couldn't know about it, so after getting the little waiter away, he immediately put his ear to Lin Nan's side.

"My friend, I just found out that my pants didn't pull up!"

"What's this?"

"He hasn't been to the toilet since he went out today!"

"Poof!" The boss didn't hold back a smile for a moment, and then patted Zhou Ping's shoulder with a sympathetic face: "Brother." All right. Who hasn't had a blessing or a curse! ”

Speaking of this, the boss also seemed to feel that what he said was a little wrong, and then added: "In this way, your consumption today is 7% off." Just treat it as my brother, I'll comfort you! ”

After the boss finished speaking, he left quickly. Shortly after the boss left. Lin Nan heard a violent laugh coming from inside the store, which made the green tendons on Zhou Ping's forehead jump again and again, but Zhou Ping's firepower was not aimed at the barbecue restaurant owner this time. Instead, he aimed at Lin Nan: "Say, how do you want to die?" ”

"It doesn't matter how I die!" Lin Nan waved his hand, and then asked in a low voice with a concerned face, "Are you really impotent?" ”

"Why are you impotent, Lao Tzu's kidneys are very good!" Zhou Ping scolded in a low voice, his tone full of anger.

Lin Nan breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Zhou Ping say this, then leaned back in the chair and said, "Then you say that you envy me for having a chance to cheat, and I still have limited functions in that regard." ”

"Why is your IQ so miserable? I mean envy that you have a girlfriend and can cheat! It's not like Lao Tzu doesn't even have a track now! ”

"Hey, if you don't make it clear earlier, it will scare me!" Lin Nan hurriedly pacified and appeased Zhou Ping, who was angry.

After a long time, looking at Zhou Ping, who had calmed down but was lying on the table and pretending to be dead, Lin Nan couldn't help asking, "Why are you so mentally exhausted and angry about what happened just now?" ”

"No, I'm just a little sad!" Zhou Ping didn't even look at Lin Nan, tilted his head and waited for the street lamp in the distance and said.

The corners of Lin Nan's mouth twitched, and there was a faint sadness, and he really regarded himself as Guo Siniang: "Great poet, can you tell me why you are sad?" ”

"Isn't it sad enough to think that I'm twenty-two now, but I don't have a girlfriend?" Zhou Ping got up from the table, with a hint of loneliness in his expression.

Lin Nan almost laughed when he heard Zhou Ping's reason, and then said indifferently: "We are engaged in entertainment, how can we worry about finding a girlfriend?" ”

Zhou Ping was very dissatisfied with Lin Nan's rhetorical question, and defended: "I stayed in the crew all day, and the women I saw were cleaning aunts except for those female stars, where can I find a girlfriend?" ”

"Celebrities aren't good, aren't they? How many people dream of marrying a female star, how real it seems to play role-playing! Lin Nan said.

The corners of Zhou Ping's mouth twitched: "I can't stand my girlfriend holding hands with other men, if I find a female star, he will rush Ming'er to shoot a kiss scene with someone, can't I carry a knife and hack the director and actor to death in minutes?" ”

Lin Nan was slightly stunned after hearing Zhou Ping's words, then nodded thoughtfully, raised his glass and toasted with Zhou Ping: "That makes sense!" ”

Now Lin Nan also realizes the predicament encountered by Zhou Ping, the women of the right age he can see in a day are female stars, but female stars, we cautious people, can't stand it, so it caused a singleton ending.

In fact, if you think about it, Lin Nan himself is almost in this situation, but unlike Zhou Ping, he has a very good girlfriend for a long time, and Zhou Ping is a single, so he has to find a way to help Zhou Ping.

"Do you have any requirements for your girlfriend, to be specific, I'll ask Xiao Xiaonan to help you introduce you!" Lin Nan asked Zhou Ping, who was still sad.

Zhou Ping's eyes lit up when he heard Lin Nan say this, and he clapped his palms and was overjoyed: "Yes, Zhan Xiaonan can help me introduce it, and they are all educated and literate female college students!" ”

"Don't be in a hurry to look forward to a better future and drool, hurry up and tell me your specific requirements, and I will let Zhan Xiaonan help you screen!" After successfully arousing Zhou Ping's passion, Lin Nan urged while the iron was hot.

Zhou Ping waved his hand to signal Lin Nan to stop, let him think about it, and after a while, he stretched out three fingers to Lin Nan and said, "I only have three requests, not too much, right?" ”

"It's not too much, three requests are too much, say it and listen to it!" Seeing that Zhou Ping had finally finished thinking about it, Lin Nan hurriedly urged, he was also very curious about what the goddess in Zhou Ping's mind looked like, after all, after all these years, he had never heard of a girl that Zhou Ping had taken a fancy to.

"First: Female!"

"Second: Alive!"

"Third: not a star!"

"......" Lin Nan stared at Zhou Ping deeply, and after a long time, he said slowly: "Are you sure you're not teasing me?" ”

Zhou Ping hurriedly shook his head: "I'll just ask for this, you let your little Nan look at it and help find it!" ”

After taking a deep breath, Lin Nan took out his mobile phone and dialed Zhan Xiaonan's number, after learning that Zhan Xiaonan was okay now, Lin Nan said: "Take a living woman, see you at the school gate in half an hour!" ”

After finishing speaking, regardless of Zhan Xiaonan's stunned, Lin Nan hung up the phone, and after settling the bill, he directly pulled up Zhou Ping, who was excited, and went to Haidu University.

Along the way, the excited Zhou Ping was a little restless in the taxi, asking about his hairstyle for a while, arranging his clothes for a while, and even pulling the driver to ask how his image was.

When the driver was stopped, he thought that he had encountered a madman and was about to call the police, but he suddenly heard this "neurosis" ask how his image was, and quickly said five "good", which was released by the satisfied Zhou Ping.

Zhou Ping's extremely abnormal reaction along the way undoubtedly proved one thing to Lin Nan, that is, Zhou Ping regarded the upcoming meeting as a blind date, and from his excitement, it could be seen that this was his first blind date.

Lin Nan really couldn't bear to tell Zhou Ping that the girl didn't know that there was such a person as him in this world, but considering Zhou Ping's current mood, Lin Nan estimated that if he really said it, Zhou Ping might really become what the taxi driver thought.

Along the way, Zhou Ping maintained this kind of excitement and excitement, but as soon as he got out of the taxi, Zhou Ping became nervous again, and he obviously attached great importance to the first "blind date" in his life.

It didn't take long for Zhan Xiaonan to come out, and now the weather is relatively hot, so even though it was night, the girls were still dressed very coolly.

Zhan Xiaonan has a big characteristic that no matter what clothes are worn on his body, they will only give people a cute and cute feeling, but it is different from the woman next to Zhan Xiaonan.

Not to mention the two big white steamed buns that are about to come out under the small black vest on the upper body, just the pair of slender and delicate white legs under the denim hot pants, which are still bright in the night, can make all men lose their resistance.

Originally, I just asked Zhan Xiaonan to bring out a woman casually, but I didn't expect Zhan Xiaonan to bring out this big beauty, how can Zhou Ping, who has never been in love, have fun, and it will be hellish difficulty as soon as he gets started!

wiped a handful of saliva that didn't exist, and then slapped Zhou Ping, who had fallen into a state of severe dementia, and Lin Nan walked towards the two women holding hands with each other.

As soon as he saw Lin Nan, Zhan Xiaonan let go of Qin Jiangmeng's hand, and then jumped to Lin Nan's side and grabbed Lin Nan's arm, obviously very happy.

"Jiang Meng, long time no see!" After scratching Zhan Xiaonan's small and delicate nose, Lin Nan smiled and greeted the sexy beauty Qin Jiangmeng in front of him.

But on the other hand, Zhou Ping, I don't know if it's because of nervousness or something else, he was originally heroic at this time, and even Zhan Xiaonan was startled, secretly thinking about what Zhou Ping has experienced in the past few months? (To be continued......)