The twisted melon is not sweet, Wu Ming can't help but think of that day that year, the same scene, the same ending. The second-hand bicycle of sixty yuan walked slowly on the sidewalk, and in the aisle of the return, people came and went, and many people frowned and scolded Wu Ming in a low voice. Holding a Zhongnanhai brand cigarette, Wu Ming swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog. When he returned to the school gate, Wu Ming became unfazed. The resolute look, under the ordinary appearance, hides a strong sense of scorching passion like a volcano.

In the bedroom, Jiang Wei was talking on the phone on the balcony, looking excited. Li Haoran poured cold water and said: "Life is not as good as it should be, and you should plan for the worst in everything." ”

Jiang Wei turned his face and said angrily: "Shut up for me!" ”

Li Haoran shrugged his shoulders and said, "Hey, life is hard." Why is it always me who gets hurt. Heavens, give me a peerless beauty. ”

Seeing Wu Ming coming in, Li Haoran immediately put his arm on Wu Ming's shoulder and whispered, "Introduce you to a beautiful woman, do you want to?" ”

Wu Ming shook his head and said, "Come on, you're all single now, go cool down." ”

Li Haoran stretched out his index finger, shook it, and said, "Wrong, I'm not single." Only rich people are called singles, and I am called singles. ”

Bachelor Li Haoran had a serious expression, and said: "To be honest, I have already inquired about that guzheng girl, a flower of the School of Finance, and many people are pursuing. I decided that the stupid bird would fly first and go to find out the enemy first. If it's a brother, come with me! ”

No one in the dormitory paid any attention to him. Wu Ming made a cup of Tieguanyin, which Lafayette gave it to him when he went to school, saying that the taste was unpleasant, and it was not as good as a big bowl of tea. Tieguanyin is the best, thousands of dollars a tael of good goods, the Wu family's disciples are filial.

"Would you like some?" Wu Ming made a cup for Li Haoran and said, "It tastes okay." ”

Li Haoran couldn't taste the quality of the tea, so he took a sip like a cow drinking water, exhaled hot air and said: "It's too light, let's have something strong, brother likes heavy taste." ”

Wu Ming poured another cup of strong tea for Li Haoran and said, "Take your time, good tea must be tasted." ”

"Good tea?" Li Haoran said disdainfully, "When I look at the stall on the spot, it costs more than a dozen yuan and a half catty." My hometown specializes in this. Boy, you can't fool me. ”

Wu Ming didn't refute, and saw Zhang Yi seriously reading the "Diamond Sutra" on the bed, and shouted: "Li Haoran's lifelong events, you don't care? ”

Zhang Yi put down the book and said with a smile: "Everything has a way, like a dream bubble." If fog is like electricity, it should be viewed as such. Brother Haoran knows that he can't do it, why do he still want to be persistent? The guzheng donor is twenty-one years old, a native of Hangzhou, Zhejiang, with a solid family background, and a young lady from an official family, how can he catch up? ”

Li Haoran didn't refute, and sighed: "Don't be so direct, okay?" In school, I believe that true love still exists. ”

Wu Ming finally knew the reason why Li Haoran had been complaining. Guzheng girls are not ordinary goods. Li Haoran can hardly find any advantages except for being obscene and indecent. No wonder Zhang Yi is not optimistic.

Zhang Yi's face was full of red light, and he said: "There is no grass at the end of the world, don't hang yourself on a tree." ”

Li Haoran was even more depressed when he heard this, picked up the teacup and poured it into his mouth violently, and the tea leaves of several hundred yuan were drunk by him as boiled water, and said depressedly: "What should I do, I have true feelings!" ”

Zhang Yi retracted the smile on his face and continued: "Time is the best medicine. ”

Wu Ming disagreed, and comforted: "Have you ever chased someone?" ”

Li Haoran shook his head: "I haven't spoken." ”

Wu Ming said: "Since I haven't tried it, I don't know the result. Go for it. Liu Ying may like a boy like you. If you really like her, make her feel it. Not every girl is that powerful. ”

Li Haoran was pessimistic for a long time, and when he received encouragement from Wu Ming, he seemed to see a guiding light, and suddenly regained his confidence and said: "Brother is Xiaoqiang who can't be killed." I now announce that I will pursue her for four years until I catch up. ”

After Jiang Wei finished talking on the phone, he said triumphantly: "Who was scratching just now?" ”

It can be seen that Jiang Wei's road is quite smooth, and it is estimated that Su Xiaohan did not refuse, giving the fat man a lot of confidence. Zhang Yi asked, "Jiang Wei, are you here?" ”

Jiang Wei raised his head and said angrily: "Su Xiaohan has promised to answer my phone call in the future." The Long March has taken a step towards the key surname. It's worth celebrating. ”

There were boos, and Li Haoran said disdainfully: "I thought people promised you to watch a movie." Bored. ”

Jiang Wei said unhappily: "It's better than you." I didn't even dare to make a phone call. ”

Zhang Yi was afraid that the two would quarrel, so he immediately changed the topic and asked, "Wu Ming, how is your emotional world?" If there is a goal for these two days, let's hear it. As long as it's not Ding Ziyi's school flower level, I can help. ”

Wu Ming smiled and said, "I think reading books is more realistic, feelings, let it be." ”

Despised by all three members of the dormitory, such words are often seen as an excuse for incompetence. Of course, Wu Ming didn't care too much, picked up the English version of "Wuthering Heights" on the bookshelf and read it.

On the train, Wu Ming looked at one-tenth of the bookmarks that Luo Feng put down after entering the carriage. After that, he changed to a playboy magazine in English, and was regarded as a hooligan by Liu Feiyan, Wu Ming laughed at it, but when he lowered his head and pondered, Ding Ziyi's shadow appeared in his mind. It's not that Ding Ziyi's attraction is enough to make Wu Ming fantasize, but that the aura on Ding Ziyi's body is similar to someone's, the same arrogance, the same excellence.

Li Haoran had already gone out to reconnoiter the enemy, while Jiang Wei was spinning the book and thinking about how to win Su Xiaohan's peak in life. Zhang Yi reads the "Diamond Sutra" leisurely, and it is said that the children of the Zhang family must recite the "Diamond Sutra", otherwise they will be expelled from the house. On his terms, he didn't worry about finding a beautiful woman. Sure enough, it didn't take long for Zhang Yi to receive a phone call, saying that the bewitching girl at last night's party asked him to go shopping with him.

Zhang Yi tidied up his clothes very well, waved his hand to the two people in the bedroom, and said, "No way, personal charm problem." ”

Jiang Wei couldn't bear the loneliness, and he also wanted to go out for a walk, maybe he could meet Su Xiaohan. In the end, Wu Ming, who was left alone, leaned on the chair alone, drinking the Tieguanyin given by Lafayette.

Bored, take out the book, just board QQ, a striking message prompted out. The unique greeting of the Empress, a half-naked blonde beauty.

Wu Ming said angrily: "Don't post such a good image in the future, it will make me think of you." ”

The empress laughed and said, "Guo'er, you often care about Aunt Yin, what a beast!" ”

Wu Ming said helplessly: "I was seen by you when I was a child, and there is no secret to speak of." But you've only shown me two points, and it's a little bit close, when will you make up for it? ”

The empress was not angry, and said temptingly: "Don't talk about the last point, it is to give you the body, only you have the guts." As long as you can do it, 3P can also become. ”

Facing the empress's arrogant language, Wu Ming broke out in a cold sweat and said with a wry smile: "Don't talk about this, it's okay in the United States, is there any harm to others?" ”

"Jokes?" The Empress said disdainfully, "They don't have the qualifications yet." You know that my aunt's vision is not ordinarily high. They went while playing. ”

"It's because you're not charismatic, find yourself under the stairs." Wu Ming teased.

"Tell you, the handsome guy chasing me can line up from the dormitory to Caltech, and look down on me? Find a macho man to fire tonight! The Empress exclaimed.

"Well, when I didn't say it. If Uncle knew that your chastity was given to others by me using the method of agitation, I guess you wouldn't have to live. He estimated that he would take the entire division from the capital to make me a scumbag. Wu Ming said helplessly, "You should be as good as a jade and give it to your future husband." It is estimated that American hunks are unblessed. ”

The empress showed a victorious expression, and suddenly typed a line of words, "You are alone in the dormitory?" ”

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Let's talk naked." The empress's words made Wu Ming unbearable, not that he didn't want to see it, but he didn't dare to watch it. The empress's figure is not ordinary, her front is convex and her face is also stunning in the world, and even a man wants to push her down. However, the heroic spirit between the empress's eyebrows can scare off the male surnames of the world's nine layers and nines, and only Wu Ming can still hold on to it in front of the empress. Xue Gui and the others have long been subdued by the empress.

Wu Ming didn't answer, but sent an inexplicable word: "Dance to figure out the shadow, how it seems to be in the world." ”

The sentences in Su Dongpo's "Water Tune Song Head" reveal a faint coolness and longing. If you don't know, you think that Wu Ming told the empress about her longing, but the empress knows that it is not. She knew Wu Ming too well and knew that Wu Ming was in a bad mood at this time.

"Missing your former girlfriend again?" The empress asked, with a change in her tone.

"No, I'm after a girl." Wu Ming hesitated for a moment, but finally said something.

The empress was silent, and after a while, she got off QQ. Seeing that the other party was not online, Wu Ming didn't care, called up Zhongnanhai, and began to swallow clouds and spit fog. The room was filled with white smoke, drifting out of the balcony and into the distance.

Wu Ming's name was given by Liu Xuemei, and I just want him to live a good life and spend his life in peace. But Wu Ming has been too good since he was a child, and he always has a leadership temperament, constantly subduing the hearts of the people around him. He is a natural powerhouse and a natural leader. He can bend and stretch, his whole body is full of domineering when he is high-key, and he becomes the center of the whole world, and when he is low-key, he can hide himself in the most ordinary corner, no one cares.

The only failure in his life was his relationship in junior high school. Persistently paid a lot, but was abandoned by Wu Ming. Everyone is not worth it for him, if it weren't for Wu Ming to stop him, the people around him would have turned the school upside down.

That girl, that man, they didn't know, they thought that Wu Ming was just an ordinary boy who could play at will in their eyes, and they didn't even notice that death had walked by their side many times.

For this matter, the empress dragged Wu Ming into the room for a whole night, and when she came out the next day, Wu Ming returned to normal. So when the empress heard that Wu Ming was about to fall into feelings again, she remained silent.

Wu Ming understood that he knew that in order to pull him out, Wang Yuyan almost paid the chastity that he was proud of.