Chapter XXVI Guarding and Picketing
"Get up, get up! The sun is up to the buttocks, and it doesn't get up yet! ”
Tian Wenjian, who was sleeping with his saliva, was woken up by a hurried slamming of the door early in the morning, and had to rub his eyes and open the door in a daze.
This past night was very hard, even worse than the night when I was just locked up in the detention center of the Haiyuan City Public Security Bureau! I was about to take advantage of this great opportunity to cook the raw rice into a natural meal, but I didn't expect to kill a Cheng bite gold halfway, and Xiao Chili insisted that a person did not dare to sleep on the grounds that he ruined the good thing that the Tianda reporter had been planning for a long time.
Success is also Xiao He, defeat is also Xiao He! Little Pepper's newly changed image in the minds of Tianda reporters was suddenly beaten back to its original shape. I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, but at 12 o'clock in the evening, I received a call asking if I needed special services. It is conceivable how uncomfortable Tian Wenjian, who has a sperm worm on his brain and is burning with lust!
"It's not that there is no doorbell, what are you smashing?"
Seeing that Tian Wenjian ran out to open the door without wearing any clothes, especially the legendary "One Pillar Optimus", Xiao Na was ashamed of her red face. He slipped into the room, pressed his back against the door, and reminded him unspeakably: "Husband, why don't you even wear pajamas when you sleep?" ”
Tian Wenjian hugged her, smelled her hair, and yawned while going up and down his hands: "Sleep is sleeping, why do you have to wear pajamas?" Wife, you want to kill me, come...... Kiss one. ”
"What kiss? What time is it? Although she said that, Xiao Na still stood on her tiptoes and took a bite on Tian Wenjian's face, then pointed in the direction of the bathroom, and said with a smile: "Good! Go wash up, or I won't be able to make it to the first class. ”
Tian Wenjian let go of his hands at this time, and while walking to the bathroom, he said stupidly: "People are breezy and jade dew, and when they meet, they win countless people in the world." I'm good...... Although it was close at hand, there was not even a chance to meet. ”
Xiao Na, who was helping to clean up her clothes, smiled, looked up and said, "Isn't there still two feelings if they are in love for a long time, how can they be in the court?" Don't be poor, Xiaomei is still waiting outside. ”
"I'm angry when I mention her." The Tian University reporter put down the towel and gritted his teeth and said: "In order to meet you, am I easy?" I was about to cook the raw rice and fulfill the obligations of a husband, when she poured a stick to beat the mandarin ducks, which made me happy. ”
"Xiaomei is right, men don't have a good thing, they are all lower body animals."
"What do you call a lower body animal? It is called male hormone overproduction, which is a man's normal physiological need. ”
As soon as Tian Wenjian's words fell, Xiao Na suddenly put down the clothes in her hand, held on to the door of the bathroom, and asked thoughtfully: "Tian Wenjian, how long have we been together?" ”
"It depends on when you start to do it?" Tian Wenjian raised his head, pretended to ponder for a moment, and then grinned: "If you count from the day you held hands, it will be about a year and a half. If you count from the day of the kiss, there should be a year. By the way, what is this for, you ask? Are you going to do that last thing together? ”
"your head!" Xiao Na stepped forward, twisted Tian Wenjian's ears, and asked word by word, "Tian Wenjian, didn't you say that that thing was your normal physiological needs?" I'd like to ask you, how did you solve that need during the period of time after you got along with me? ”
"My wife spares her life, it hurts!"
"Your ears hurt, I'm heartache! Tell me honestly, have you done anything to be sorry for me? ”
Tian Wenjian hurriedly turned his head and said with a sneer: "Wife, even if I have that heart, I don't have that guts!" You don't know me yet, so I'm cheap. If I had that ability, I would have kept you to this day? ”
"Forgive me for not having the guts." Xiao Na let go of her little hand, her attitude took a 180-degree turn, and she said with a little guilt, a little discussion, a little pleading, and a little shame: "Husband, although I am just an ordinary girl, I still want a perfect love without regrets." ”
Tian Wenjian picked up the beautiful little face and kissed it fiercely, and asked with a smile: "Isn't our love perfect?" Do you have any regrets? ”
"Husband, I'm ...... I...... I want to save the most beautiful things for last! Xiao Na raised her head and stared at Tian Wenjian with an expectant expression.
Save it until the end! The hot-blooded Tianda reporter was so angry that his teeth itched, and he gritted his teeth and asked, "Did that girl teach you this?" ”
"yes!" Cortana nodded heavily and muttered to herself, "But I think it makes sense, and I made an appointment with her to clean ourselves up, and save the best things for the best moments and leave them to the people I like the most." ”
The Tian University reporter was not happy, and suddenly asked impatiently: "Wife, am I not your favorite person?" ”
"yes, but it's not the best yet!" Xiao Na kissed Tian Wenjian on the face again, looking pitiful: "Husband, if you have to ask for it, then I will give it to you too." But that proves that you don't love me enough to understand my feelings. ”
Damn it! I knew that it was not good to get together with that girl. Dumbfounded, right? Put such a big trap on you, do you drill or not?
"Isn't it just two years?" Tian Da reporter, who always said that others would die to save face and suffer crimes, finally tasted the taste of dying to save face and suffer crimes, and had to force a smile and said: "Wife, you wait for me, wait for me to pick up this green skin on my front foot, and I will take you to get the certificate on my back foot." ”
"This is my good husband! I knew you would say yes. ”
Tian Wenjian drooped his head and said bitterly: "Don't! You're putting a top hat on me again. I'm going to have the heart to fight with her. ”
"People aren't all doing it for you." Xiao Na snuggled up to him obediently and said in a low voice: "Husband, you offended such a terrible person outside, do you know how worried people are?" But I couldn't do anything but worry. Xiaomei's father is a general, so I have to have a good relationship with her. In case you are found in the future, I can still find Xiaomei and ask her father to come forward, right? ”
It is said that a woman's heart is a needle, so that's what happened. Tian Wenjian was sad for a while, hugged Xiao Na's petite body, and said sincerely: "If you have a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for!" Wife, I, Tian Wenjian, swear to God, no matter in this life or the next life, you will not marry, and I will never do anything sorry for you. ”
"Is it sour? also chewed words and swore an oath. You don't say it's numb, and I still stand up when I hear it. Xiao Na gently pushed Tian Wenjian away, pointed to the clothes outside, and continued: "Go get dressed, I'm almost too late." ”
"Yes, wife."
Five minutes later, Tian Wenjian walked out with his girlfriend Ji Yuxuan. Xiao Pepper, who had been waiting impatiently for a long time, was about to say something, when he saw that Tian Wenjian's face did not have a trace of smile, and he even looked a little hideous. Cortana quickly stuck out her tongue and made a grimace while secretly giving a thumbs up. Only then did Pepper come to her senses, smile knowingly, and trot to follow up the elevator.
I woke up too late, and it was too late for breakfast. As soon as the three of them walked into the lobby, they saw the China Merchants cadre who delivered the room card and red envelope last night, holding a briefcase and greeted them.
"Deputy Director Tian, are you going to check out?"
Tian Wenjian nodded, and while handing over the room card that he was going to return to the main station in person, he smiled and said, "Yes, I am going to Longjiang at noon today, and I can't live if I want to." ”
Deputy Director Tian laughed. The man looked at the second daughter, and said without saying anything: "Deputy Director Tian, my name is Liu Wenting, and I am the director of the Jiangcheng Merchants Bureau Office, you can just call me Xiao Liu." If you're not busy, can you give me a few minutes and let me give you some debriefing. ”
There are more than thirty people who are running to forty, and they are embarrassed to let people call him Xiao Liu. If it weren't for the food and shelter and the red envelopes from others, the second daughter would have to laugh.
"Cortana, you ask the main station to notify the security guard to help me drive the car out, you wait in the car first, and I will come right away."
"Okay, hurry up."
As soon as Tian Wenjian walked into the tea house with Director Liu of China Merchants Bureau, he saw him take out two envelopes, one thick and one thin, from his briefcase. Tianda reporters don't have to think about it to understand that one envelope must contain money, and the other envelope should be the press release of the Jiangcheng Investment Promotion Fair, and maybe a few photos of leaders, including Director Ren.
"Deputy Director Tian, this is a little bit of a place for us to attract investment, please don't excuse yourself."
The results are done, but at the same time, they are also promoted. If there is no publicity, then how can the superior leaders see your achievements? If it was a year ago, Tian Wenjian would not hesitate to accept it. He will even count the money before the villain, and if the amount is too low, he will bargain with him like a businessman, and only after reaching a consensus can he complete this paid news deal, which is called "image publicity".
Once bitten by a snake, he was afraid of the well rope for ten years. Even the stationmaster of the Longhua Station of the former J Provincial Branch, who held the blueprint of the signature, was imprisoned for this. In the event of an incident in the East Window in the future, it is even more conceivable what will happen to him, an outright fake reporter.
If you eat a trench and grow wise, you can't do these risky things anymore. Tian Wenjian thought for a moment, reached out and took the thin envelope, and said with a smile: "Director Liu, I'll keep this, and you can take it back." But don't worry, I'll do my best. As for whether you can get on or not, it depends on the meaning of the leaders. ”
"This ...... This...... This, how does this work? Director Tian, this is not in accordance with the rules. ”
"I don't have that rule here." Tian Wenjian patted him on the shoulder, and while turning around and walking in the direction of the outside of the lobby, he smiled heartily: "Director Liu, please convey my gratitude for your hospitality to you as the director on my behalf." I still have something to do, so let's go first, and we'll have a chance to talk again. ”
Looking at Tian Wenjian's back as he strode away, Director Liu was stunned for a long time before he reacted, and said to himself: "Don't give money, shouldn't it be too little?" ”
Until this moment, Tian Wenjian didn't say a word to Xiao Pepper. Xiao Pepper also seemed to know that the reporter was in an unhappy mood, and she usually kept silent when she didn't leave her mouth. Only Tian Wenjian was so old that Gu Xiaona couldn't help but cough twice out of his own safety as a warning.
Although Jiangnan University is in the downtown area, it is only a ten-minute drive from Jiangcheng Hotel. And it's still early, and there aren't a lot of vehicles along the way. Not only did he not encounter such a traffic jam during the rush hour, but even God was very interesting, and even let him pass through six intersections in a row with a green light.
"Husband, you can't make trouble in the army anymore. If you get into trouble again, then I won't go to see you. Approaching the school gate, Xiao Na couldn't help but burst out a large string of tears, shook Tian Wenjian's arm, and instructed sadly.
Tian Wenjian hugged his lover, kissed her white cheek, and whispered, "Silly girl, won't we meet again in a few days?" It's not life and death, it's good not to cry. ”
"Well, I'll be seeing you on Saturday."
"I'll pick you up at the station, okay...... Get off, if you don't get off, you'll be late. Remember to wipe away your tears and let others see the joke. ”
Cortana gritted her teeth, slammed open the car door, and ran in the direction of the school gate without looking back. As soon as she ran close to the door, Cortana stopped, and suddenly looked back, with a thousand reluctance and attachment. It wasn't until Tian Wenjian waved his arm vigorously that he reluctantly walked into the school.
The affairs of the unit, no matter how big they are, are small things. Your own business, no matter how small, is a big thing. The reporter did not go back directly, but took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the master and Vice President Yan. accidentally glanced at the rearview mirror, and found that the little pepper sitting in the back seat was actually crying.
"The surname is Yu, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, why are you crying?"
"What does it matter to you whether people cry or not? Leave me alone! Xiao Pepper hurriedly turned his head in the direction of the car window, for fear of being laughed at by Tian Wenjian.
"Aren't you moved by our revolutionary love? But then again, how could someone as hard-hearted as you be so easily moved? ”
"Who's hard-hearted? People don't know how sad they feel. Pepper grabbed the pack of tissues and smashed it over, and said angrily.
"Occupied my wife for eight hours, let me hang myself for eight hours, are you embarrassed to say sad?" Tian Wenjian took out a pen and paper from the armrest box, handed it to Xiao Pepper, and said viciously: "Give me an IOU of 32,000, when will I pay it back, and when will I give you the IOU." ”
"Why?" Pepper was in a hurry and jumped up like a chicken.
"Haven't you heard that a moment is worth a thousand gold? Eight hours is 32 quarters, which is equivalent to 32,000 yuan. ”
"It's worth a thousand gold for a moment, I'm bah!" Xiao Pepper was happy, patted the back of the driver's seat, and said with a smile: "Tian Wenjian, don't bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people." This girl doesn't let you live together for your own good, if you really live together, then you are messing with the relationship between men and women, which is a very serious style problem. ”
The reporter from Tianda was anxious, and suddenly roared: "The surname is Yu, do you think that our love psychology is unbalanced?" You blatantly kiss the mouth and go to bed, which is called falling in love, and when you come to us, it becomes a mess of the relationship between men and women, what kind of truth is this? I see that you are salty and eat radish with a light heart...... Idle panicked. ”
"No, no, no." Xiao Chili doesn't want to eat this set, as soon as Tian Wenjiandi's voice fell, he shouted-for-tat: "The regulations are written in black and white, if you are not convinced, you go to the General Staff, the General Political Department, and the Military Commission!" …… You're a rookie egg, and you're learning to fall in love! ”
"The surname is Yu, I'm not done with you about this!"
"What is fierce? Do you think this girl will be afraid of you? Xiao Pepper became more and more energetic, pointed to Tian Wenjian's nose, and said triumphantly: "You are not finished with me, I am still not finished with you!" The surname is Tian, let me tell you clearly, Sister Xiao Na will go to the airport on Saturday or sleep with me, you should be in a hurry. ”
Seeing Xiao Pepper's lively and forgetful appearance, Tian Wenjian was angry, and immediately pushed the car door and walked out.
"Where are you going?" Xiao Pepper, who was on the rise, suddenly had no opponent, and couldn't help asking.
"Call!"
Little Pepper, who took revenge with one arrow, only then did he breathe the evil breath of the "gastric lavage incident". The brief peace between the two rivals was thus declared a complete breakdown. Ten minutes later, the reporter returned to the car after making a phone call, started the car without saying a word, and drove in the direction of the J branch of the Huaxin News Agency.
"Where to go now?"
"Poor office."
"That's right." Xiao Pepper leaned on the window, while watching the scenery on both sides of Zhongshan Road, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Comrade Xiaotian, love is important, but work is more important. If you behave well, this girl will consider giving you more time alone with Sister Na. If the performance is not good, hehe, then don't blame this girl for beating the mandarin duck. ”
The reporter from Tianda, who had laid a net and was about to teach her a lesson, joked without a word: "Really? Looks like I'm going to have to stammer with you in the future. ”
"That's it!" Pepper turned around, smiled secretly, and said, "It's your benefit to make this girl happy." ”
"Do you want me to make a promise?"
"Just you? Save it! Xiao Pepper gave a roll of his eyes and said disdainfully: "I don't know what kind of [***] soup you poured into it, so Sister Xiao Na treats you as a treasure." But here in this girl, you Tian Wenjian is not as good as a grass. What about college students? As long as this girl waved her hand, she could have as many as she wanted, and they were all officers. ”
"This is also, who is Nurse Yu? The general's daughter! The health team flowers, the station flowers, and the empty D division flowers. If you put on a martial arts competition to recruit relatives, men all over the world will go to it. From one dime to two cents and four, the fight is to break the head and bleed, how can a big soldier like me be qualified to move forward? ”
"The surname is Tian, are you praising me, or are you hurting me? Ermaosi, how old is Ermaosi? This girl is young and beautiful, can she marry a half-old man? ”
"It's hard to say." Tian Wenjian glanced back, and said in a metaphorical tone: "Maybe one day your old man's head will be hot, and in order to carry more stars, he will marry you off in a lightning flash." That man spends all day outside messing around, and when he comes home, he beats you to death. It is called that the heavens should not be, and the earth is not spiritual, that suffering! In less than two years, you'll be a yellow-faced woman. Empty D Master Flower, hum! At that time, I think I'm going to call Aunt D. ”
"Whew! You're a crow's mouth, my dad isn't like that. ”
"I'll find out later, but I'm getting off now."
Xiao Pepper found that the car had stopped on the side of the road, and Tian Wenjian grabbed his mobile phone and walked out after finishing speaking. Little Pepper hurriedly pushed the car door and shouted, "Wait for me, your car is not locked yet." ”
"You just stay in the car honestly, and I'll be back when I'm done."
"You want me to show you the car, no way!" Pepper stamped her foot and trotted after her.
Tian Wenjian stopped, pointed to the sign above his head, and reminded with a smile: "See clearly, military restricted areas and idlers are not allowed to enter, don't make trouble for yourself if you have nothing to do." ”
Xiao Chili fixed his eyes and saw that on both sides of the compound in front of him were several signs with black letters on a white background, such as "Chinese People's Liberation Army J Province Garrison District" and "Chinese People's Liberation Army Jiangcheng Garrison Headquarters." Four heavily armed sentries stood straight at their posts, staring straight ahead. On the tall and solemn building in the courtyard, there is also a huge August 1st military emblem.
Isn't it just a provincial military district? Yu Xiaomei, who grew up in the head of the military region, didn't eat this, and while looking around curiously, she said to herself: "You can enter as a recruit, why can't I enter?" ”
Tian Wenjian smiled, then pointed to the several guards and pickets who came towards him, and said with a mocking smile: "Nurse Yu, let me remind you one last time, you still have time to run now." ”
Little Pepper, who has never been to the provincial capital, how can he know how terrible the picketing of the provincial military district is? Not only did he not look back, but he also said with a big grin: "Isn't it just picketing, our division also has it." ”
"Since you're so fearless, there's nothing I can do about it." Tian Wenjian shrugged his shoulders, and turned around to give the picket who led the team a look.
"Stop! Comrade Second Lieutenant, please present your military ID card and the exit permit or family visit certificate issued by your unit. The tall picket immediately stopped Pepper, and after giving a standard military salute, he reached out and asked for his papers.
Xiucai met Bing, and he couldn't explain it clearly. When the officer met the picket, he was just as unreasonable. Xiao Pepper didn't dare to slack off, hurriedly took out his military ID, and pointed to Tian Wenjian and explained: "Comrade picket, I went on a mission with him." Because I was in a hurry, I didn't have time to get out of the camp. But we'll go back as soon as we're done, and I can give you the phone number of our unit. ”
After the tall picket checked the military ID, he pointed in the direction of the duty room in the compound of the military region, and said solemnly: "Comrade Second Lieutenant, please come with us." ”
"Why?" Pepper was stunned for a moment and asked puzzled.
"Because you went out without a license, because you trespassed on military forbidden places."
In the face of the official picket in front of him, the distant water can't quench the thirst of the near. Xiao Pepper had an idea, pointed to Tian Wenjian, who was gloating, and said with a flattering smile: "Comrade picket, he brought me over." He is a new recruit from our unit this year, why don't you check his documents? ”
The tall picket lowered his face and said with great seriousness: "Comrade Second Lieutenant, you are you and he is him, and the two cannot be confused." Also, you are wearing a military uniform, but he is not wearing a military uniform. We can't and don't have the right to see every person in civilian clothes and check whether he has an officer or a soldier ID. ”
The reporter from Tianda, whose stomach was about to hurt with laughter, hurriedly stepped forward and explained hypocritically: "Comrade picket, she really came out on a bad day, and I can prove this." ”
"It's none of your business here, please don't get in the way of our official duties." The tall picket pushed Tian Wenjian away, then turned around and said in a fierce voice: "Comrade Second Lieutenant, please don't think that you are a lesbian, we will open the net." If you don't want to suffer, then come with us honestly. ”
"Tian Wenjian! You...... You ungrateful bastard! Xiao Chili, who was pushed and shoved by three pickets and walked towards the duty room of the military region, suddenly understood that this was a trap, and immediately roared angrily: "You dare to frame me, you wait for me, I don't share the sky with you!" ”
Now that the words have been clarified, Tian Wenjian tore his face, handed a cigarette to the tall picket, and laughed loudly: "Nurse Yu, the conditions in the confinement room of the provincial military district are good, you can enjoy it slowly." ”
"Tian Wenjian, I can't spare you!" Pepper struggled and shouted hoarsely, "I can get you back together with Sister Xiaona, and I can also make you break up." Tian Wenjian, my aunt and grandmother swore to [***] today, if you don't find a pilot for Sister Xiaona who is a hundred times better than you, then I won't be surnamed Yu Xiaomei! ”
"Really? I'm so scared! Nurse, I beg you, or hold up your noble hand, right?
Seeing that the crazy girl was put into the compound of the military region, the tall picket couldn't help but smile and asked, "Brother Jian, which unit is she from?" How did you provoke her? ”
"Longjiang Airport." The Tian University reporter, who had just taken a bad breath, said unashamedly: "I don't know if it's because the buddy is too handsome, or if the buddy's character has exploded." Since she was targeted by her at Longjiang Airport, she had to rush to be good with me. It's okay to make a disturbing phone call, but you still want to destroy my family, don't you think it's troublesome? ”
"It's a lot of trouble." The tall picket nodded thoughtfully, and asked worriedly, "Brother Jian, has my sister-in-law known about this?" ”
"Got it! If I don't know, can I make this decision? Tian Wenjian raised his head and sighed, then said bitterly: "You haven't seen my daughter-in-law, she is grumpy...... Alas...... I can't say enough! In short, she was overwhelmed. ”
"She looks like a pretty girl, why do you just learn from someone else to get a third party involved?" The tall picket shook his head with an incredulous expression.
Tian Wenjian looked at his phone, then patted his arm, and said with a smile: "It's time to go to work, it's time for me to go back to the unit." Brother, I'll leave that crazy girl to you, lock her up for a few hours, and keep her sober. If you are in a hurry, by the way, help me do her ideological work. ”
"I've passed all the lieutenant colonels, not to mention her little Air Force second lieutenant. Brother Jian, you are busy, I promise to clean her up properly, so that she will not destroy your family happiness again. ”
"Okay, then we'll see you later." Tian Wenjian walked a few steps, turned around again, and instructed: "By the way, Jianguo, don't tell her what I do, otherwise it will be troublesome to find a unit." ”
"Don't worry, I won't let her know who you really are."
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