Dr. Zhou's psychological clinic is located in a building in the 3rd Ring Road of Beijing.

When I arrived, it was already 4:30 p.m., and it stands to reason that it was almost time to get off work at this point, but they still stayed to receive me, a patient, which shows that the professional ethics are very high.

When you get to the building, find the right place, go upstairs and get out of the elevator.

There is a green money tree in front of you.

Then, you can see a lot of green plants placed around the corridor, these plants, very beautifully cared for, at a glance, give people a refreshing feeling.

The front desk design is also very user-friendly.

A fruit computer and a beautiful table not only lose the elegant beauty of the Orient, but also have a modern atmosphere.

A girl with glasses was sitting behind a desk and was using the computer, and when she saw me, she got up and smiled slightly: "Mr. Ji, is it?" ”

"Well, I am." I smile.

"You came just in time for one of Dr. Zhou's patients to leave. Wait, I'll call you an assistant. ”

Assistant?

My heart moved, and I saw that the girl at the front desk took an internal phone: "Assistant Su, Mr. Ji who made an appointment has arrived, please come and pick it up." ”

Putting down the phone, the girl smiled again, and then motioned for me to sit on the couch next to me and wait.

As soon as my butt fell, I saw a young handsome guy wearing a clean white shirt walking over, and when he came to his side, the handsome guy stretched out his hand and said, "Hello, I am Doctor Zhou's assistant, my name is Su Nian, below, I will take you to see Doctor Zhou." ”

At this point, I felt in my heart that I was worthy of being a psychiatrist.

This step by step is very cleverly designed.

First the front desk, then the assistant, two passes, a psychological patient after encountering these two passes, deep down will have a strong sense of mystery about Dr. Zhou.

Mysterious! When we analyze this word, we will see that the former is God and the latter is mystery.

Patients have this in mind, and after actually meeting Dr. Zhou, they will yearn for him, respect and trust him.

And trust is the first step in psychological communication!

I followed behind Su Nian, bypassing the rows of green plants (PS, which is also the point, green, representing life, with the meaning of quiet, relaxing, positive, and healthy. ）

A large number of greenery will invisibly create a good communication space.

Everything is original, and sure enough, it is worthy of a master of playing psychology.

Su Nian led me to a wide oak door, then turned his head and smiled, motioning for me to wait.

Next, he knocked lightly on the door again.

Three tones, in order, one heavy, two light.

Fifteen seconds later, although there was no reaction from the other side of the door, Su Nian still smiled and said, "Okay, Mr. Ji, now you can go in." ”

Knocking on the door is a reminder that someone is coming.

The occupants of the room can use fifteen seconds to quickly adjust to their working state and then greet the patient.

I gently unscrewed the doorknob, which was unlocked, pushed the door open and entered the house.

The house is full of green.

There were potted flowers and plants everywhere, and in the depths of the thick green shade, a woman with a ponytail and loose Tang clothes and glasses was sitting behind the tea table looking at me with a smile on her face.

Superior, one thousand four per hour, worthy of this price!

I praised it in my heart.

Yes, the psychiatrist we usually contact is dressed in OL overalls for women and suits for men. Although formal, the intangible gives people a sense of coldness that rejects people.

This is an authentic returnee who came back from abroad, but he is playing a retro style of Tang costumes.

Lazy and casual, although people are long in the middle, not beautiful, but this kind of style, but very comfortable, make people's nervous hearts, for which it is relaxed.

With a smile on my face, I walked up to Dr. Zhou.

The doctor smiled kindly: "Mr. Ji, hello, my surname is Zhou ......"

She held out her hand.

I reached out and shook her hand, feeling warm in my palm.

"Mr. Ji, please be seated, by the way, what kind of tea does Mr. Ji like to drink?"

I smiled in my heart, and it was an effective means to break through the psychological defense, drinking tea, which made people relax their nerves......

Me: "Whatever. ”

Dr. Zhou smiled lightly, reached out and took a beautiful small pot of solid wood, and then poured a little tea from it.

Tea...... It should be an aged pu'er.

Chen Pu'er has the effect of calming the nerves and passing through the meridians, and can gather thoughts and wake up the mind.

But in the next second, I saw that there was one in the tea leaves, which was obviously not Pu'er tea.

That thing, rolled with leaves, but if you look closely, you know that it is not Chinese tea.

This thing is called Mexican sage.

Common name, psychedelic sage!

Sorcerers in Mexico often dried it, made it into tea, or mixed it with tobacco and smoked it. After use, it will give people a feeling of tranquility, relaxation, and comfort.

But don't overdose, too much, you will hallucinate, including auditory hallucinations, visual hallucinations and many other symptoms.

Everything in the world is a two-sided blade, and there is no poison in the absolute sense, and there is no tonic in the absolute sense.

If you eat too much rice, you will also die, not to mention medicine?

If the dosage is well mastered and the dosage is strictly followed, it will not only not produce toxic side effects, but will help people relax and relax.

It's like a knife, in the hands of a warrior, it's a tool to kill the enemy. In the hands of doctors, it is a tool to save lives, and in the hands of butchers, it is a matter of making money!

Something is right, the key, it's up to you how you use it!

I knew that this thing should not be harmful, so Dr. Zhou made tea, I took it, and drank it.

And, Dr. Zhou also drank it.

We had a little drugged together.

Next, Dr. Zhou used the remote control to turn on the stereo.

Music......

Truth be told, it's not music, it's just the sound of nature.

The wind blows through the forests, the streams flow, and the birds chirp.

This sound is combined with a room full of greenery and the calming properties of psychedelic sage.

Well, all right! Relaxed.

Dr. Zhou said to me, "Mr. Ji, there is a reclining chair over there, can I take you to it to rest?" ”

When I heard this, my heart was filled with wonderful.

Don't talk about treating you, don't let you have subconscious resistance.

So, I agreed.

Ten seconds later, I was lying in a large, extremely comfortable leather chair.

This chair should be a recliner for a specialized psychiatric clinic. It's so comfortable that people lie on it as if they're enveloped by a very soft force.

All over the body, there is an excellent feeling!

At this time, a scene that I didn't expect appeared, Dr. Zhou didn't sit in a place like a normal psychiatrist, and then asked you very stylishly.

She actually pulled over the bamboo recliner and slowly fell up.

Relax! This time it's really relaxed to the bones, even people like me feel that there is nothing to cover, what is there, just say anything.

Three minutes passed.

During this time, although we did not talk to each other, I noticed that the female doctor had been observing me.

Three minutes later, she spoke: "What does Mr. Ji do?" ”

The voice is soft and irresistible.

But what did I come for, I came to find my way, so I said, "I'm unemployed." ”

"Well, Mr. Naji, do you feel that there is anything confusing in life?"

Confused......

It's hard, it's ......

I was stunned for a moment. It just so happened that my stunned expression was a little like wanting to speak.

When Dr. Zhou saw it in his eyes, he smiled and said, "It's okay, Mr. Ji, what do you have to say." ”

As soon as my mind moved, I said a question that bothers many otaku.

"Doctor Zhou, I'm ...... masturbation"

Dr. Zhou's expression was still lightly smiling: "It's nothing, man, on the premise of not finding a suitable sexual partner, you can appropriately use this means to relieve physical troubles, which is normal." ”

I said, "But, I'm frequent! I do it once a day, sometimes, almost, several times a day. In addition,I don't seem to have any desire for real women.,I just like to masturbate.,And then immersed in imagination.,Keep masturbating......"

Dr. Chow: "If it's true as you say, you really need to pay attention to your body. Because, this kind of thing, too often, is very harmful to the body, and it is easy to fall into many potential diseases. ”

I was sincere: "I want to quit, but sometimes, I can't quit, and I can't even sleep if I don't masturbate at night." ”

Dr. Zhou smiled: "This is a problem with your method, as for not being able to sleep, it is because you have been like this for a long time, so your body has problems, so there is insomnia." ”

"How do I quit?"

At this time, Dr. Zhou suddenly sat up, then looked at me with a smile and said, "Go home and masturbate again." ”

I was stunned.

The next second.

Dr. Zhou said: "Then, take a picture of your finished masturbation with your mobile phone, and tell me what you experienced at that time, what you felt, and what you gained?" What have you learned through this behavior, and how much wealth have you gained? If not, then think about it, what have you lost? What have you become? Weakness, weakness, lack of energy, lack of fighting spirit, distress, restlessness, self-blame...... Think about it, are you getting that? ”

I said, "So what should I do?" ”

Dr. Zhou laughed and said, "Staged autosuggestion! After you masturbate, record your weakness, powerlessness, and self-blame in writing, and open it every morning and evening to read it. In this way, by doing it repeatedly, you will gradually develop a strong desire to quit. Then you reward yourself, and for each day you take the vows, you save ten dollars for yourself. Of course, depending on your own financial situation, you can increase it a little more. In short, you put ten dollars a day and stick to it. After a while, you can take the money and buy yourself a prize. ”

I lowered my voice and said, "Buy an inflatable doll?" ”

Dr. Zhou obviously couldn't hold back her happiness, but she still twisted her head slightly, held back the joy, and then kept smiling and said to me, "Of course, this is okay." However, I suggest that you use this money to ask the girl you like out for a meal and a movie together. Perhaps, you'll have a more unexpected gain, won't you? ”

I say a thumbs up in my heart!

Dr. Zhou, he really isn't a wasted person!

By this point, I already have an idea of the general process of psychotherapy.

Then, I smiled and said, "Thank you really Dr. Zhou, I have benefited a lot, thank you for your enlightenment, thank you." ”

With that, I was about to get up.

Dr. Zhou stood up suddenly, and then stared at me with a cold gaze and said, "You don't masturbate, you're not sick in your heart." Say, what the hell are you doing? ”