Stealing yin is shameless

Chu Hao's family lives in a small town in Tianhai City, called Shiqiao Town. The name Stone Bridge comes from an old stone arch bridge in the town, which is only two meters three meters wide and is said to be more than 300 years old. During the flood season, the stone arch bridge is flooded by the stream, so that the impact surface of the bridge is covered with moss.

Under the bridge is an unknown stream that still flows, a small tributary of the Wen River. Many years ago, whenever it was April and May, there would be many black canopy boats rocking in the stream, and the relevant departments at that time wanted to make Shiqiao Town a quaint Jiangnan town. However, because of the renovation of houses and the change of pattern, coupled with the chaotic living environment, Shiqiao Town has not only become a well-known ancient town, but it is gradually declining, and there are not many tourists all year round.

Chu Hao sat on the stone pillar of the stone arch bridge very literarily, smoking a pack of ten cloud cigarettes, thinking about his current situation, his character exploded and he was admitted to the university, what will happen in the university? There was only one cigarette butt left in the cigarette now, and Chu Hao flicked his fingers and flicked the cigarette butt into the stream under the bridge.

"Brother Hao, something happened Brother Hao!" A fat man who was 1.7 meters tall and weighed nearly 188, wearing a small gray vest, ran over with a snort.

Chu Hao put down the leg of the "literary and artistic" Erlang, held his hand and asked: "What are you doing, dead fat man, eh, don't shake, wait for this bridge to collapse." ”

"Ouch, Brother Hao, don't be kidding." The fat man finally ran to the top of the arch bridge, took a breath, and said, "Xiaobai was blocked by those people in the Qing Gang!" ”

"What!" Chu Hao stood up suddenly and asked, "Where is it?" What's going on with the Green Gang, didn't you say that you would truce now? They actually backtracked? I'm not afraid of jokes. ”

The fat man wiped his sweat and said, "Who knows what the brains of the Qing Gang are pumping, they are now blocking Xiaobai in the museum, it seems that more than ten people have gone." ”

"Museums? Which museum? Chu Hao asked as he walked towards the stone arch bridge with the fat man.

The fat man trembled every time he took the stairs, and while running hard, he said: "It's the ancient biology museum where a big dinosaur egg is placed, and when the dinosaur egg arrived, it was said in the news for several days." At that time, Xiaobai asked us to go and see, boss, you are too hot, so you didn't go later. ”

Chu Hao sighed, nodded, and said, "It turns out that it is there, is Xiaobai alone?" ”

"No, Xiaobai's new girlfriend also went, and the people of the Qinggang just watched her present, so she was more restrained, otherwise Xiaobai would be miserable."

Chu Hao's eyes flickered, his brows furrowed, and he said, "It's okay for them to abide by the rules, otherwise, hum, don't blame my brother's subordinates for being ruthless." Fatty, let's go! ”

The two stopped a tricycle on the side of the road and hurried towards the Museum of Ancient Biology.

The fat man's name is Lei Yiming, others call him Lei Fat, Lei Fat's family is relatively rich, but the definition of rich is limited to, Chu Hao can only smoke a pack of cloud cigarettes for ten yuan, and he can smoke hard-shell China. Since elementary school, Lei Fatzi and Xiaobai Du Weibai have followed Chu Hao, learned Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan to tie up, and said some things like blahblah in the same year and month. The three of them have been fighting since elementary school, and they have been working together until they graduated from high school.

The tricycle shook for more than twenty minutes, and finally shook to the Museum of Ancient Biology. The two got out of the car, and Fat Ray took out a crumpled ten-dollar piece from his shorts pocket and threw it to the tricycle driver. The two of them faced the gate of the museum and rushed in.

After the reform of national policies, the museum is already open to the public free of charge. The reason why it's free is because no one comes to play for a fee. But now that it's free to open, everyone thinks that the museum is low-end, and it's a waste of time to come. So much so that now the museum has become a place where there are no high or low places, and not many people come to sightsee. Only a little couple like Xiaobai and his girlfriend, who are "engaged" together, will have nothing to do and get into it to do something that everyone understands.

By the end of August, the weather was a hot mess. However, when the two of them entered the museum, they felt a sense of coolness. Lei Fat Man looked at the huge dinosaur skeletons and fossils of all kinds of strange creatures in the museum, and couldn't help but shudder, and asked, "Boss, you said that so many corpses are parked here, will there be unclean things coming out at night?" I've heard that the museum closes at six o'clock sharp, doesn't it want people to see those things? ”

As he spoke, Lei Fatty's not-so-big eyes spun around and looked around.

Chu Hao looked at the empty corridor next to him, and couldn't help but slap Lei Fatzi's head, and said, "Nima, you've seen too much of "Wonderful Night at the Museum", I don't know if these things are real or fake, where are those messes." Where was Xiaobai blocked, didn't I tell you on the phone? ”

Lei Fat shook his head and said, "No, he told me that it was in the museum, and then he hung up." ”

Chu Hao nodded, and as he walked, he looked at the strange so-called ancient creatures around him, and said, "You can call him again." ”

Lei Fat Man took out his apple and made a phone call on the side, Chu Hao looked at a huge skeleton that looked like a tiger around him. I saw that the text next to the skeleton read: "Saber-toothed tigers, named after their huge canine teeth." It survived from the Early Miocene to the end of the Pleistocene. ”

Chu Hao sighed boredly, and thought, "Anyway, the major I was admitted to is archaeology." When the time comes, won't it be to dig up these ugly things? Or rather, to rob the grave? In Chu Hao's view, archaeology is either digging stones or robbing tombs to dig people's ancestral graves.

"Boss, they're in the Dinosaur Pavilion." Lei Fat Man finished the phone call and said.

The two walked through the empty hallway to the dinosaur pavilion. The dinosaur hall is a relatively large room, with a couple of couples in the room, but there is not even a staff member. In the center of the room, there is a large glass room, and in the glass room, an egg-shaped stone is placed. This stone is two or three meters large, and it is the dinosaur egg of the big man in the mouth of the fat man, and the surface has been petrified.

At this time, Xiaobai Dewey Bai was pulling his girlfriend, who was 1.7 meters tall, with an attractive figure and a rather ordinary face, standing in the corner of the dinosaur hall with some cowardice. In front of the two of them, there were twelve people standing scattered, who were the members of the "Green Gang".

As soon as Chu Hao saw such a large group of people, and saw Dewey Bai who was coerced, he muttered in a low voice, and then shouted: "Dead Chen, you don't talk about credit!" ”

The dead man's name was Chen Siren, and his name was said to have been given to him when he was in English class in junior high school. At that time, he got up to introduce himself and said the word "Siren Chen", but because the English pronunciation would be a little weird, everyone heard it as "Dead Man Chen", and made a lot of jokes.

The dead man Chen is the little boss of this group, he has graduated from high school for three years, wandering, doing nothing, and his reputation in the Green Gang is not well-known, only in charge of one acre and three points of land in a small town next to Shiqiao Town.

The dead man Chen's triangular eyes shining with golden light glanced at Chu Hao and said, "Yo, isn't this Boss Hao, hum, what kind of bird egg organization are yours, it's very bullish now, and we dare to take care of the affairs of the Qing Gang!" Yes? ”

When Du Weibai saw Chu Hao and Lei Fat Man coming, he immediately pulled his one-meter-seven-tall girlfriend, got out of the crowd, and came to Chu Hao and the others. When the people of the Green Gang saw Chu Hao coming, they knew that he was the main master, and they didn't care about a small role like Dewey Bai. Dewey Bai is more than 1.9 meters tall, standing next to Chu Hao, who is almost 1.8 meters, but he can't hide Chu Hao's domineering temperament at all.

Chu Hao snorted twice and said, "You mother's watermelon skin, we are the Three Bridges Alliance!" ”

"Yo, the Three Bridges Alliance, Shiqiao Town, Xiqiao Town, Yuqiao Town, what about the good cattle fork, are there fifty people in total? Kindness? Dead Man Chen sarcastically said in a weird tone.

Chu Hao didn't talk nonsense with him, and said straight to the point: "What do you Qinggang mean?" Didn't you say that you wouldn't do it during this time? Let me tell you, this museum, this Shiqiao Town, are the territory of our Three Bridges Alliance! ”

"Hahahaha, this is ridiculous!" Dead man Chen said: "This time we are here to warn you of the Three Bridges Alliance, our Youth Gang Headquarters is going to act, the Three Bridges Alliance, wait for the collapse!" Also, I want to tell you, don't dangle in front of Lao Tzu in the future, don't think that if you are in the same town as Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will not beat you! ”

Lei Fat Man couldn't hold it back, and immediately scolded: "I'll go to your uncle, you are also the boss?" Thou shalt not soak thy yellow urine, according to thy own virtues! Phew! ”

The dead man Chen pulled his mouth gloomily, narrowed his eyes, and said: "A week ago, your boss negotiated with the head of our Youth Gang Branch, saying that there would be no large-scale fighting, and our Green Gang is a person who believes in his word, and this time I won't worry about you lost their homes." Wait, in a month, the contract will expire, and when the time comes, it will be the time for our Green Gang to level your Three Bridges Alliance! ”

Chu Hao held back the anger in his heart, knowing that a few of his people were not the opponents of the dead Chen at all, and asked through gritted teeth: "What does it mean to bring someone over to block my brother now?" Is it prestigious? Want to blatantly tear your face? ”

"Yo yo yo, is this Niu Cha who was admitted to college, what he says is so literary." The dead man Chen Pi said with a smile: "Who said that we brought someone to block your brother?" We're just here to see the museum, and the museum isn't owned by you, so what's wrong with us coming in? Which eye did you see that we blocked your brother, with your asshole? ”

"Hahaha, Boss Hao's chrysanthemum must have bloomed, the chrysanthemum eyes are open, and I don't know what it was blown open."

"If I can't say it, I opened it with my fingers." The young minions of the Green Gang sneered and laughed.

Chu Hao clenched his fists, his anger became more and more intense, and he sneered at each other: "Yes, people like you are only qualified to look at you with chrysanthemums, you are creatures living in the asshole." ”

As he spoke, Chu Hao pinched his nose, made a look of disgust, and said, "Ouch, it's disgusting, it's disgusting." I'm dying of stink, so let's get out of here. Chu Hao had already figured out the form at this time, and at this time, the three of his men and one woman were bound to be eaten to death by the dead Chen and them.

If you don't leave now, when will you stay?

Lei Yiming knew what Chu Hao meant, so he snorted a few times and said, "Brother Hao, let's hurry up." We were talking to someone in the asshole and I was going to throw up my breakfast. I'm going to be anorexic, I'm going to lose weight......"

The dead man Chen really didn't expect that the words he drew out to curse people would be countered by Chu Hao. What's the most hated thing in life? It's others scolding themselves in their own words. At this time, how can the dead man Chen endure it? He scolded: "** is looking for death!" ”

As he spoke, the dead man Chen kicked up and kicked Lei Yiming to the waist of the fat man.

But don't look at the fat man's one hundred and eight figure, I think he must be dull to death. This is only a superficial phenomenon, and among several people, the fat man is notoriously flexible. I saw that the fat man's whole body turned into a moving mountain of meat, and the bucket twisted his waist, and he actually avoided the dead man Chen's inevitable blow.

The younger brothers behind the dead man Chen saw that their boss had already made a move, and they immediately came up to help. But the one who was faster than them was Chu Hao, who was standing next to Lei Fatman. At the moment when the dead man Chen came out, the moment Lei Fat avoided the past, Chu Hao had already advanced instead of retreating, his right hand became a grab, and with a move "Haidilao Moon", he attacked the dead man Chen.

What is Haidilao Moon? Of course, it's a slap to play his little dick! Street hooligans fight, of course, to bring the enemy to death.

Chu Hao succeeded in a trick of "Haidilao Moon", but his face changed greatly in an instant, and he became extremely treacherous. And even more ugly than him is the dead man Chen, who was recruited. I saw that the face of the dead man Chen turned from red to pitch black, and then from pitch black to white, and then cold sweat broke out, covering his crotch and shrinking his body, and even his eyes were red.

The dead man Chen scolded in a sharp and short voice: "I'll go to your uncle, you dare to steal yin!" ”

Chu Hao was furious, but his face became normal, and said: "I'm just going to your uncle, ** actually hardened in front of the public, ** really talented!" ”

"Oh-" Lei Fat Man and Xiao Bai both stared at the dead man Chen's lower body in a surprised tone, and the old elder who pulled the word out.

Chu Hao turned around and said, "Oh, you sister, if you don't want to be beaten, run away!" Let the dead man Chen pull his own eggs and bleed himself. ”

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