Chapter 238: Aircraft Carriers and Bamboo Rafts
God made Eve out of Adam's ribs, and a woman is a man with ribs, so how many ribs does a man have...... Well, this kind of thing is a matter of opinion.
But when men and women are about the same, in order to find a rib, the rich and handsome man who is full of ribs like a giant backbone has become the target of public criticism, and Zhang Qi's current situation is that kind of giant backbone.
Everyone is a man, in order not to let Zhang Qi's prostate be too tired and divide the bones, the male surname is still happy to help, in other words, this is the war of male surnames to show the hormones of male surnames.
As a graduate student of the history department of a famous university, Mu Xingchen felt that Zhang Qi's spine, which had been overloaded with ribs, was very valuable for research, so he went up and prepared to carry out great "scientific research work".
Mu Xingchen is a graduate student, but he is not a nerd, he is an athlete in the previous school, unfortunately, the project is swimming, so after seeing Zhang Qi so popular, he came over after a little thought.
"Mr. Zhang's skills are not bad, but it's boring to swim like this, or not? Compare one by one! After deliberately saying it loudly, Mu Xingchen grabbed more eyes as he wished, which made him feel very proud.
Praise Zhang Qi's skills, there are many words, but the aspect of praise is swimming, which is a bit nonsense, Zhang Qiye's way is clear at a glance, although he said that he swims fast just now, but it is also slightly controlled, not shocking and not making people feel non-human.
This is also the origin of Mu Xingchen's self-confidence.
Zhang Qi gave up the idea of going ashore to find something to eat, and decided to put up with the smell of the swimming pool that claimed to be living water and was actually disinfectant.
"What's the comparison?" Zhang Qi asked with interest.
Mu Xingchen was overjoyed, thinking that what he was afraid of was that you didn't dare to compare, so he replied very confidently: "Whatever, the distance, the way, it's up to you." ”
Looking at the swimming pool with a length of 50 meters and a width of 25 meters, Zhang Qi shrugged his shoulders and said casually: "Swim casually, and you will win if you exceed one trip." ”
More than one journey, is 50 meters away, which means that whoever leads 50 meters first will win, of course, because it is actually difficult to accurately see the lead distance of 50 meters, so that it is basically 60 meters to be obvious, so that the loser admits defeat.
This is not only a test of speed, but also includes endurance and skill, generally not much difference, it is difficult to want a ring, in this case, the most likely situation is to wait until the person who is behind to see that there is no hope of winning, directly slow down and admit defeat.
It was the first time Mu Xingchen had heard of this kind of competition, compared to 100 meters, 500 meters, 1,000 meters or something, Mu Xingchen was still very confident, but this one, he was really a little uneasy.
Without him, Zhang Qi is a policeman, and he seems to have a very good physical fitness, if he is bitten and does not let go, Mu Xingchen thinks that it is not impossible for him to capsize in the gutter at that time.
"Huh? Or just swim 500 meters, I have something to do in the afternoon, so I don't have time to spend here. Mu Xingchen pretended to say.
In fact, in Zhang Qi's eyes, it would definitely not take 500 meters to get Mu Xingchen for a ride, and the other party first said full of words, and then repented and pretended, which is really disgraceful.
"Let's get into the water." Five hundred meters is five hundred meters, isn't it just five back and forth, Zhang Qi saw the men who retreated to the edge of the pool to watch the play, and Su Qin, who had already run over and waved his arms at him and shouted cheers, smiled and said indifferently.
The two talked, making a judgment, Zhang Qi was very calm, Mu Xingchen was very strong and capable, and the "ribs" booed the latter for a while.
was booed by a woman, which made Mu Xingchen angry, and the little sense he still had was completely lost to the back of his mind.
"This competition is a bit too 'hygienic', it's better to add some bets and stimulate the excitement." Mu Xingchen said with fire in his eyes.
The so-called too hygienic, that is, there is no bet, just like everyone plays mahjong, health mahjong is mahjong without bets, Zhang Qi does not understand the first half of the sentence, and the second half of the sentence is immediately clear.
If you want to make a bet with Zhang Daxia, the stakes really can't be too small, every time this guy fought in his previous life, it was almost a bet on his life, and now if he wins or loses a few hundred yuan, wouldn't it be too boring.
So as soon as Zhang Qi opened his mouth, he almost scared Mu Xingchen to pee, "Gambling on life or on hands and feet?" Or a finger or two. ”
"Damn, is this the police or the underworld?" Mu Xingchen didn't expect Zhang Qi to be so "bold", the bandit's temperament was so thick that he choked his nose, but then looked at the smiling eyes of the people around him, and then looked at Zhang Qi's teasing expression, and his heart was horizontal.
"Mr. Zhang really likes to joke." Gambling on such a thing, Mu Xingchen directly classified it as a joke, but when Zhang Qida said it, Mu Xingchen refused to give up, "Whoever loses, whoever is present will invite the people present to have a meal at Yingtian Restaurant." ”
In Mu Xingchen's opinion, there are dozens of people at the scene, and the consumption of Yingtian Restaurant is very high, so many people eat a meal, and there are still unrelated people waiting for a treat, so it is not necessary to die, and if there are no hundreds of thousands, it will definitely not be able to get down, which is enough for a policeman, almost a few years' salary.
"Let's get into the water." Zhang Qi reminded Mu Xingchen, who was standing by the pool, to go into the water for the second time, money is such a thing, for Zhang Daxia, it is not a thing, if you don't have money, you can earn it, if you can't earn it...... Well, well, he's a policeman, and he can't do such a thing as robbing the rich and helping the poor.
Moreover, in Zhang Qi's eyes, Mu Xingchen is a playboy who lacks two pounds, how to say it, he is the kind of young man who thinks he is a handsome guy who has no money and no power, and the nouveau riche is not a handsome man, and then deceives women everywhere, he is a playboy who lacks two pounds and two pounds, hundreds of thousands For this kind of person, that is a lot of money, maybe they can't spend hundreds of thousands of dollars for a lifetime.
Mu Xingchen lost, these hundreds of thousands were enough for him to go bankrupt, and it would be safe to play it when the time came.
Will he lose, though? In Mu Xingchen's opinion, he won, in the eyes of outsiders, half a catty and eight taels and even Zhang Qi's winning side is a little bigger, in Zhang Qi's opinion, Mu Xingchen can win, he can drink all the water in the swimming pool.
found someone to be the referee, that is, shouted to start, and then the two of them stood on the starting platform, one was engrossed, and the other looked indifferent.
"Ready, go!" The makeshift referee with a beer belly and a pair of swim trunks waved his hand and shouted for his free dinner.
A professional is worthy of a professional, as soon as he gave the order, Mu Xingchen immediately jumped out, stretched his body, looked for the best focus point and adjusted his posture to enter the water, and even thought about whether to wave his left hand or his right hand first.
The posture is very beautiful, the idea is more beautiful, but the reality is very cruel, Zhang Qi fell into the water first, not only that, Zhang Daxia made up his mind at the beginning to make Mu Xingchen a big ugly, and the posture of falling into the water was the same as a bomb exploding in the water.
With a "ping" sound, the water splashed, and those who were immersed in the water around the pool also felt a shaking of the water surface.
Fifty meters long, twenty-five meters wide, and one meter eight high, how big is the volume of this pool, Zhang Qi can make everyone by the pool feel the shaking, how exaggerated this force is.
The onlookers were surprised, but Mu Xingchen almost scolded his mother.
The water in this pool was now shaking like a piece of jelly, and as soon as he entered the water, he felt that bursts of strength coming from Zhang Qi's side not far away through the pool water, directly making his swimming difficulty soar by a level, which required more strength.
"Ah Qi, come on!" Seeing Zhang Qi enter the water, Su Qin happily shouted cheers for Zhang Qi on the shore, as for the bet, Zhang Daxia's bank card is in Su Qin's hands, how much money he has Su Qin knows best, hundreds of thousands of dollars are really not as good as Zhang Qi's face, so although Su Qin was a little distressed, he still did not open his mouth to stop it.
Su Qin's cheering sound, everyone began to coax, anyway, whoever loses and wins has a free meal, so who to cheer for is all up to their hobby, so all kinds of strange cheering sounds sounded.
The female surname supported Zhang Qi more, and the male surname supported Mu Xingchen, and the people at the scene were immediately divided into two types.
However, after only shouting, the cheering stopped abruptly.
Why? Because the situation of the two people in the pool is so surprising.
I saw Zhang Qi waving his hands, slapping on the water, paddling, and then patting and paddling, this is the way of wild swimming, not strange.
The question is, every time Zhang Daxia pats and strokes, the water in this pool really becomes living water, or is it the same living water as the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
It was called a rough wave, wave after wave, and Mu Xingchen died directly on the pool.
Anyone who has ever tried a swimming competition knows that it is better to swim a little ahead, because it will not be affected by the waves in front of it, so there is a saying that swimming competitions are one step at a time.
Others are water waves, Mu Xingchen thinks that what is in the pool now is the waves, it's too damn, this is the swimming pool, this is the sea surface of the twelve-level storm.
So Mu Xingchen is like a bamboo raft, floating and sinking on the 1,250-square-meter swimming pool, not to mention who can swim faster than Zhang Qibi, it is already very good not to be drowned.
As for Zhang Qi, he is like an aircraft carrier in the boundless sea, moving forward steadily, and by the way, creating a little wave that makes it difficult for Mu Xingchen's bamboo raft to move an inch.
This kind of thing is too much of a test of everyone's imagination, and Einstein may not have imagined it when he came, but someone actually used such an invincible move in a swimming competition, as his opponent, how can this be compared.
First of all, they were surprised, and then they thought about the strength needed to cause this situation, everyone couldn't help but shudder, and their eyes suddenly focused on the "aircraft carrier" Zhang Qi......
(To be continued)