Chapter Sixty-Eight: Encountering Little Rascals on the Road (Asking for Tickets)

Arnold and the others didn't care about this, or the few guys with thick lines didn't realize it at all, and happily jumped into the jeep and waved excitedly at Zhang Lan and the others.

Zhang Lan sadly saw that the chassis of the jeep suddenly became shorter, and every time these guys swayed, the car would make a miserable "squeak" sound, and he didn't know if the little soldier driving would want to cry in distress after finding out?

Arnold and the four rolled down the window, stuck their heads out and squeezed their eyebrows at Zhang Lan, "We won't be light bulbs here, don't disturb your kindness and love, brothers leave you a private space, flash!" With that, the jeep's very cooperative smoke disappeared.

"You guys die!" Zhang Lan said as she picked up a small pebble and threw it over, and hit the back window of the car with a "pop", and the magic was that the glass was not broken. Good luck! Zhang Lan stroked her chest and stuck out her tongue in celebration.

"Let's go up and sit down for a while?" Li Yumei invited Alice, "You are distinguished guests, it is too much to say that you don't drink a glass of water once." ”

Alice quietly looked at Zhang Lan and asked for his opinion.

See what I'm doing? Zhang Lan was a little dizzy: You are not me, you can do whatever you want, you don't need to ask for my opinion.

Seeing Zhang Lan's depressed face, Alice secretly spit out her pink little tongue - well, to tell the truth, it is much cuter than Zhang Lan's tongue sticking out.

"Ms. Li personally invited, then I would be disrespectful," Seeing that Zhang Lan did not object, Alice hit the snake with the stick, so it would be good to meet Zhang Lan's godmother first.

Li Yumei doesn't have any good tea, that is, jasmine tea to deal with, of course Alice doesn't care about what to drink, as for Zhang Lan, she is gorgeously ignored.

It is said that two women are a thousand ducks, Zhang Lan never thought about what it would be like if three women got together, but today Zhang Lan finally met, the three of them started by changing the diapers of the children, and talked about the assassination of Old Man Reagan - God knows how these two things could be involved by them; from Zhang Lan smashing other people's glass when she was a child to the Watergate incident; From what clothes a woman looks good with to what she desires, whether Xiufang is beautiful or Dacheng is more reliable. In short, there are no three women who can't talk about it. Listening to a woman's chat is the best hypnotic agent, Zhang Lan thought in a daze on the side, if anyone can't sleep in the future, just listen to his daughter-in-law's nagging, and ensure that he can fall asleep within half an hour.

"Get up," Zhang Lan felt like she was being pushed awake when she was asleep.

Rubbing his eyes in a daze, "Don't make trouble", Zhang Lan withdrew a paw that was raging on his body, "Let me sleep for a while." ”

"Your pants are falling off!" A familiar voice sounded in Zhang Lan's ears.

"What?" Zhang Lan, who was in a daze, suddenly had a clear head, jumped up with a "poof", and hurriedly lifted his pants, huh? The pants are good, are you okay?

"Hahaha......" A burst of unbridled laughter came into her ears, Zhang Lan shook her head, her head slowly sobered up, and finally understood that she was being tricked, and she couldn't cry or laugh, "I said, the ages of the three of you are almost three digits, is it fun to play tricks on children?" ”

"You're still a kid?" Li Yumei directly ignored Zhang Lan's description of the age of herself and others, and was very disdainful, holding her arms and squinting, "Others don't know that Mom doesn't know?" Your own dividends alone are much more than your mother's salary, right? Children worth millions of dollars, tsk" said with a mouth slurding loudly, and repaid Zhang Lan with deep contempt.

"It's my fault that I'm rich?" Zhang Lan felt that she was wronged.

Being young is a mistake, Zhang Lan finally discovered this, in a group of women, they will not treat you as a male animal, they will only treat you as a fun toy for them, unfortunately, when Zhang Lan realized this, she sadly found that she knew too late.

After saying goodbye to Li Yumei, the three of them decided to go around the street, but in fact, there was nothing better, and now several shopping malls in the county have not been built, so there is really nothing fun. But Alice was obviously very interested in everything in this small county, and pulled Xiao Chenxi to ask constantly.

Li Yumei stood at the window and saw through the curtain that Zhang Lan, Xiao Chenxi and Alice walked out of the gate of the county government and picked up the phone on the table......

Liu Chenglong is the head of an underworld in the county, of course, this is just what he said, because he thinks that the underworld is more majestic to say it, but in fact he is just a ruffian, this guy lives up to the hopes of his old man, and instead of Jackie Chan, he has become a little earthworm without bones.

Today, Liu Chenglong is very proud, he just extorted half a month's salary from a teacher, that stupid X thing, took a fruit knife to the guy's waist, and the dog-like teacher immediately obediently escaped all the money in his wallet, and he didn't dare to put a fart. Liu Chenglong knew that his hands were so frightened that he almost shook off the knife.

It's not difficult to get rich with this in the future, I don't want to think about it at all, everyone dares to fight back and fight the gangsters, Liu Chenglong thought proudly: What a thing! It's a fucking teacher, and it's a coward. I didn't expect the robbery to be so easy, I knew that it was so simple, Lao Tzu would have gone to rob it earlier, and it made Lao Tzu poor for so long.

When Liu Chenglong was walking forward triumphantly with a cigarette in his mouth, he inadvertently glanced at Alice and his party less than two meters away from him, looking around strangely. Alice's exotic girl's hot figure suddenly made Liu Chenglong, who was used to seeing Chinese, drool.

Liu Chenglong swore afterwards that he was definitely ghosted, otherwise how would he dare to go over to find trouble with foreigners, and dare to go up and touch other people's butts!

It is said that according to scientists' research, the human body is actually governed by the subconscious mind of the brain, so the hand will be withdrawn before the person reacts after being burned by the fire, in fact, this is the subconscious of the brain at work, just to avoid greater damage to the body. Another example is that human beings will pass out after severe pain, which is actually a kind of self-protection of the human body by the brain, so as to avoid the body being unable to withstand excessive and severe stimulation.

Since the body is governed by the subconscious of the brain, it is obvious that Liu Chenglong is obviously a typical type of person with extremely underdeveloped brain consciousness, and in a daze, Liu Chenglong's hand faithfully executes the orders of the brain.

Obviously, this situation is not the first time Alice has encountered it, she is very skillful in turning, grasping hands, and lifting her feet, seeing this action, Zhang Lan knows that something is wrong, could it be that the last eunuch in China will appear under his nose? Hurriedly shouted: "Stop, don't kick!" ”

"Huh!" Alice's feet stopped less than a centimeter in front of Liu Chenglong's little brother, and Zhang Lan wiped the sweat from the corner of her forehead: It's so dangerous! Almost ruined this guy!

Liu Chenglong was even more frightened, staring blankly at the toe of his shoe that was almost in close contact with his little brother, and he didn't dare to move when he stood there. Haven't you heard that foreign women are very open? It doesn't matter if you go to chuang with someone casually, Liu Chenglong almost cried: Why is this so powerful, if you touch your buttocks, you will abolish the second child?

At this moment, Liu Chenglong hates to tell himself that the guy who opened up to foreign women, nonsense! Foreign women are much more conservative than Chinese women. Don't you let people touch it if you don't see it, you will cut off the roots of people's descendants at every turn! The Chinese woman was touched and just blushed and walked away, and at most scolded hooligans.

Go back and settle accounts with that bastard! Liu Chenglong secretly swore that you killed the fucking man.

A few policemen in green uniforms magically came out of nowhere and saluted Alice: "Sorry for causing you trouble." I hope you all enjoy your next play. After speaking, he pulled Liu Chenglong and magically disappeared under Zhang Lan's nose again.

Looking at the two fighters who suddenly appeared and disappeared, Zhang Lan rubbed her eyes, a little incredulous: It's so fucking amazing, isn't it? Is it teleportation?

"Is this your country's army?" Alice was also dumbfounded, and asked Zhang Lan stupidly, "It's amazing, where did they come from?" ”

"I don't know." Zhang Lan told the truth.

It looks like a few of my people have been watched, oh, oh, I can't seem to say that? It should be said that Alice and others attracted the attention of the above, and for the sake of Sino-US friendship, they sent someone to secretly protect them.

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