Chapter Ninety-Seven: Lucifer Is in Love
"Little rabbit, dare to play tricks on the master's territory. Aren't you afraid that the master will kill you?" The stall owner was fierce and vicious, and he didn't take these two children in his eyes at all. I really thought they were bullies.
"It's you!" Lucifer was angry, and his pupils turned blue again.
Lu Feifei anxiously covered his eyes from others. She lowered her voice and said, "Brother." Didn't I tell you, don't do it again?"
"Sister, let me go. I'm going to kill these guys!" Lucifer broke free of Lufeifei's grasp.
When the stall owner heard this, he looked up to the sky and laughed.
"Is this little man crazy? He even said he was going to kill us?!
"Your sister's. If you have the ability, let's talk about it again, little man!"
"One time is not enough. Say it at least three times!" The stall owner is a typical person who will not die if he does not die, and he even shouted at Lucifer three times: "Little man, little man, little man!"
Obediently, even Lu Feifei couldn't suppress Lucifer's anger.
He was furious. He's going to be a corpse, and he's going to turn into the most terrifying royal zombie!
But at this moment, "Hey, do you want to bully people?"
A voice came from behind him.
The stall owner looked back, but it was Mi Xiaoxin standing behind with Xiaomei.
Xiaomei trembled and pulled Mi Xiaoxin: "Miss, in this case, should we pretend that we didn't see anything?"
"Phew, what are you afraid of?!In broad daylight, are you still afraid that the gangsters will not succeed?" Mi Xiaoxin is big and bold.
She stood up, pointed at Lu Feifei and Lucifer, and shouted at the stall owners, "Let them go!"
"Stinky girl, you want to be a hero, are you still tender!" the stall owner thought that even she would clean up.
Mi Xiaoxin was not afraid, "Hey, hey, hey, don't you really know what this girl is about?"
As soon as this sentence came out, the stall owner was also stunned. Looking at this girl, her expression was calm and fearless, if it weren't for a little background, she probably wouldn't dare to act so bravely.
"Who the hell are you?" the stall owner decided to find out where she came from. Otherwise, they will provoke people who are terrible, and they will not have good fruit to eat.
"Hmph, then you can listen up. Mi Xiaoxin said in high spirits, "I am the embodiment of both wisdom and beauty, the embodiment of justice, Ningde's little poisonous lady Loulan is also!"
What the hell, I've never heard of it. The stall owner looked at each other, thinking, where did the joke come from.
Seeing that they didn't react, Mi Xiaoxin said patiently: "If you don't applaud, forget it, with this kind of expression, I'm really going to be angry." ”
"Miss. Xiaomei said: "Don't pretend to be forced." You'll be killed. ”
"What to pretend. I don't have any. "Since Xiaomei, the maid, followed Mi Xiaoxin, even the modern vocabulary that intellectuals only know how to use has been learned. It's really teachable.
"Beat them up for me!" the stall owner snapped.
"Wait!" Mi Xiaoxin was not afraid, "You haven't heard of my name, forget it." Could it be that General Qi Fei is? Don't you know? He's my boss! Dare to touch me? Be careful that he slaughters you!"
"Are you from the Qi family?" the stall owner was a little surprised.
"Of course!" Mi Xiaoxin took out Qi Jiajun's waist card and shook it in front of him, this is what Mi Xiaoxin asked Qi Fei to pretend to use, but he didn't expect it to come in handy here.
When the stall owner saw it, his face changed slightly.
The people of the Qi family army can't be offended.
Mi Xiaoxin continued to brag, "Hmph." You don't know. The crown princess is my best friend! To put it simply, the prince is my brother-in-law! If you don't leave, I will ask him to cut off your heads. ”
Look at her bragging, her mouth doesn't leak, and the stall owner is bluffed.
A younger brother said to the stall owner: "Big brother, this girl doesn't look like a lie." Let's withdraw. ”
"Tsk!" the stall owner waved his hand dissatisfiedly: "Evacuate, evacuate!"
And just like that, they drove the people away. Mi Xiaoxin has done another good deed and is fully qualified to run for this year's China Good Person Award.
"Thank you, girl, for your help. Lu Feifei stepped forward and thanked him.
Thanks to Mi Xiaoxin's action, otherwise, Lucifer would have to kill these hooligans.
And Mi Xiaoxin waved her hand boldly like a woman, and also sang: "When the road is uneven, you roar, when you should shoot, you will shoot, and you will break into Kyushu!"
This guy's thinking jumped too fast, and Lu Feifei and Xiaomei couldn't react. They have never heard of Liu Huan's famous song.
That's it. It's tiring enough to communicate with the ancients. Mi Xiaoxin remembered that there was something else, so she pulled Xiaomei away.
"Goodbye. 88。 ”
"Oh oh......" Lu Feifei looked at Mi Xiaoxin's figure and felt that this girl was so weird.
"Brother. Let's go too. When Lu Feifei turned around, she found that Lucifer was stunned, standing in place, looking directly at Mi Xiaoxin's back, looking dejected.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
"Sister. Lucifer turned to her and said, "I seem to be ...... In love. ”
"Huh?"
"That sister just now is so beautiful. I've never seen such a pretty fairy sister!I'm going to marry her!" Lucifer swore an oath.
"......" Lu Feifei was speechless.
Are the children of the Ming Dynasty so precocious?
Mi Xiaoxin took Xiaomei to a tailor shop on the pedestrian street.
When I went in, I asked, "Boss, are the clothes I ordered ready?"
When the tailor saw that it was her, he said, "Girl, it is done." ”
When he went back to the house and took out the finished product, the tailor asked, "Girl, are you wearing this dress for children?"
"You know what. Mi Xiaoxin picked up the dress, asked the tailor if there was a dressing room or something, and walked in, changed and walked out.
When she reappeared, both the tailor and Mei's eyes widened.
"Mom!" Xiaomei covered her eyes, didn't dare to look at it, and said, "Miss, why are you dressed like this!"
The old man who was the tailor also hurriedly said: "Don't look at indecency, don't look at indecency!"
Wow! I saw Mi Xiaoxin wearing a mini skirt, revealing her 42-inch long legs, which was particularly eye-catching.
"Miss, why don't you wear pants!" shouted Mei, shyly.
"You know what, it's called fashionable. In our time, all beautiful women wore it like this!What's the matter, does it look good?" Mi Xiaoxin also spun around beautifully.
Xiaomei couldn't look directly. Mi Xiaoxin's avant-garde aesthetic would not have been understood in the Ming Dynasty. It will only be regarded as an outlier.
"Miss, you're wearing too little!" Xiaomei hurriedly asked the tailor to get a piece of cloth and help Mi Xiaoxin cover her lower body.
"Let's go, go home!" Mi Xiaoxin didn't care, threw down the silver and walked out in a grand manner.
Walk out into the street.
Wow! The men's eyes were attracted, and they stared at her one by one, squinting, surprised, and unsquinting.
The whole street of men seemed to have been snatched away by her.
There was a nerd who looked at her in disbelief and crashed directly into the oncoming dung cart.
And the men in the teahouse flocked to the second floor to see her, there were too many people, they broke the guardrail, and fell from the second floor to the street.