One

Bland: "Hello! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hello, Happy New Year!" ”

Bland: "Happy New Year to you!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Thank you! ”

Bland: "Have you eaten?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "You eat!" ”

Bland: "I've eaten it." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Oh. ”

Bland: "Are you okay?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Why don't you take the initiative to contact me until now?" ”

Bland: "Hehe, watch a movie." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Don't you call me to go and see it?" ”

Bland: "At home, watch it online." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Have you ever thought about me?" ”

Bland: "Huh. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Is this question difficult to answer?" ”

Bland: "1"

Jiang Nanchun: "What's your name?" Can you tell me? Is it pretty? ”

Bland: "When you're old, can you still be beautiful?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Don't you dare to answer head-on?" It seems that you are not excellent? ”

Bland: "Yes. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Can you tell me your name?" I don't think you're old! ”

Flat sent a shy expression.

Jiang Nanchun: "Don't you dare to tell me?" Hehe. ”

Bland: "Hmm. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I'm studying psychology, and I'm doing social research. ”

Bland: "You blow it, right?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Test in peace, it seems that you are an honest person, haha." ”

Bland: "Haha." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "But I'm not a braggart king, compared to you, it's a small thing." ”

Bland: "You're a witch." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "The tiger is coming, I'm down." ”

Bland: "I'll get down, you're busy!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I'm upstairs, in the attic, and I can't receive a signal." Next time we talk, remember to find me. ”

Bland: "Oh, I'm not looking for it, I'm afraid of your tiger." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "May you have me in your dreams." It's okay, I should be able to deal with her with my wisdom.

Bland: "Well, hehe! ”

Two

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, it's online!" ”

Bland: "Huh. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Have you had dinner?" ”

Bland: "I've eaten, what about you?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I've eaten, and a nanny cooks for me, have you missed me in the past two days?" ”

Flat made a pouting emoji.

Jiang Nanchun: "Why are you pouting?" ”

Bland: "Nothing. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I'm kidding you, my wife did it." ”

Bland: "Oh. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Do you cook for your husband?" You must know how to care about your husband. ”

Bland: "Of course, well, yes. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "My husband is the pillar of the family and the pillar of economic resources. ”

Bland: "Hmm. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "As soon as my husband collapses, the whole family collapses." If you understand this truth, you can live as a husband and wife. ”

Bland: "Huh. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Men stand up to the sky, and women must do a good job of foiling." If you can't even do a good job of foiling, that's a woman's dereliction of duty. ”

Bland: "You're such a man!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "If a man can't guarantee the family's financial resources, that's a man's dereliction of duty." ”

Bland: "You have a point. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Men have to work hard to earn money, and they can't be afraid of hardship." Women just need to serve the men well, and they don't have to suffer that hardship. Women do the housework well, just cook three meals a day, and the rest is a man's business. ”

Bland: "That's right, hehe. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Don't put too much pressure on yourself, otherwise it is easy to age, and when you are old, men will not like it, and they will look for a lover outside." ”

Bland: "Oh." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Nine out of ten men are lustful, and it is an honor for a woman to find that man in tenth." ”

Bland: "Including you." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Timid, don't dare." No woman wants to be my lover, no woman has ever taken the initiative against me. You still can't spend your heart, people's hearts will be messed up if they are spent, and if something goes wrong, you will be ruined. ”

Bland: "You're a man with brains." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I had no choice but to suppress this thought in my heart." Do you have a lover? ”

Bland: "No." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "There are many women who have lovers. ”

Bland: "Yes. Does your wife have it? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "She has a weak sex life and no passion for this. Have you ever had that thought in your mind? ”

Bland: "No." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Women should be feminine, and men looking for a lover are looking for a passion." ”

Bland: "You know! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "So one of my netizens' screen name 'sincere' changed his name to 'Passion Burning', he likes to find a lover, and often describes how he did it." ”

Bland: "Huh. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "In the "Thousand Character Text", it is said: 'All evil and fornication are the first, and all good and filial piety are the first. If you read more books and learn more things, you will not become a mystery to women. ”

Bland: "Well, don't talk about it. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "In the "Song of Zhigong Zen Master's Persuasion of the World", it is said: 'The emptiness in the Tripitaka is color, and the color in the Polo Sutra is emptiness. ’”

Flat sent a sleepy expression.

Jiang Nanchun: "You're too snooze." ”

Three

Jiang Nanchun: "Good afternoon, do you have time now?" ”

Bland: "How do you have time to surf the Internet?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "My business just ended, what about you?" ”

Bland: "Oh, you've made the money, I'm fine." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Businessmen don't trade at a loss. You have nothing to do, apprentice with me, and enjoy the treatment of a civil servant. ”

Bland: "Then I'll be your apprentice!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Be my apprentice." ”

Bland: "Okay?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It would be nice if you were a man." ”

Bland: "Female can't do it?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "The woman is afraid that my wife will be jealous." She didn't let me have contact with women, for fear that I would be abducted by women. ”

Bland: "Oh, that's because she loves you so much." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "This woman is too bad, she always controls me." ”

Bland: "I understand, hehe." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Love me or quarrel with me?" I won't even be allowed to watch mahjong. ”

Bland: "She's not bad, she cares about you." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Oh, hehe." ”

Bland: "People say that beating is kissing and scolding is love." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "But you can't manage it too tightly, it's counterproductive to manage it too tightly." ”

Bland: "Hmm. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I can't stand being managed, I'm going to explode, I want to beat him hard, but I am reluctant to fight." ”

Bland: "My wife is not used to fight, but to hurt." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Some people say that women want to fight, but if they don't fight, they won't be obedient." ”

Bland: "No." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "She doesn't listen to my command all day long. ”

Bland: "If she hits, she will run away with people." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "You still want me to listen to her, even if you throw it away, there are many women in the world!" ”

Bland: "Haha." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "When you're old, you're still running, who wants it?" ”

Bland: "No matter how old a woman is, someone will want it." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Haha, is it the same for men?" ”

Bland: "I don't know. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's just that husband and wife are used to living together, and others will not get used to it." ”

Bland: "You know that, too. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Thinking about others in my heart, once we live together, it may not be perfect." ”

Bland: "Yes. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Marriage seems to have been arranged by God. ”

Bland: "That's." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Some couples have been fighting and scolding all their lives, and they have never left; Some husbands and wives have always respected each other as guests; Some couples are good or bad, and they are also for a lifetime. ”

Bland: "Well, that's also fate!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "People are very strange and can't tell you clearly. ”

Bland: "That's how husband and wife are supposed to be. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's that marriage is inseparable, it's not that marriage can't be brought together." ”

Bland: "Understand each other and respect each other." She arguing with you to let. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "There is also an old saying, called 'a steamed bun with a steamed cake'." Some women are beautiful and men are ugly, but they are both satisfied; Some men are handsome and women are ugly, but they are very satisfied. ”

Plain made a toothy expression.

Jiang Nanchun: "God gives people a match that is sometimes incredible. ”

Bland: "Hmm. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Outsiders can't get used to it, but their husband and wife are living so well." ”

Bland: "Your wife must be beautiful!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "He looks better than me, but his IQ is not as high as mine, so it's flat." ”

Bland: "That's fine." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Often a person with a high IQ has an advantage over a beautiful person, and people still have to learn more knowledge." ”

Bland: "Yes. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I want to find a woman with a high IQ, no one takes a fancy to me, I have no choice but to find a beautiful woman." ”

Bland: "Huh. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Posted a funny expression and said: "Now there is a woman with a high IQ who wants to find me, but unfortunately it's late, I already have a family, and I don't want to break up the family." ”

Bland: "Hmm. "Gave a thumbs up.

Jiang Nanchun: "It's not good to be a lover, and I was found out and discredited." ”

Bland: "Hmm. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "She said that she was not good-looking, but she could make money, and said that my wife was good-looking and couldn't help me make money, so I just had to take a look." ”

Bland: "You are also highly educated and very cultivated." It's enough to have you to make money. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I said that we can only be good friends in this life and this life, and I am grateful for being willing to help me, and I don't blame you for not wanting to help me." ”

Bland: "Hmm. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "But we can't be husband and wife, at most we can be lovers, I haven't thought about this issue yet, give me time to think about it." ”

Plain sent a snickering emoji.

Jiang Nanchun: "Because I can't find such a feeling, how can I become a lover?" A lover must have feelings, and a lover is often a confidant, and there is only one in his life, otherwise it will be messed up. ”

Plain made a toothy expression.

Jiang Nanchun: "It's better not to mix it in, otherwise there will be a lot of trouble." Is your lover good to you? ”

Bland: "I don't have a lover, and I don't need to." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "According to my investigation, it is an open secret that the vast majority of people in Jiangsu Province have lovers. ”

Bland: "Hehe, you investigated it." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I have done an investigation of all the people who have contacted me, and some of them are not known, of course I will keep them confidential." ”

Plain made a colored expression.

Jiang Nanchun: "I have also talked about it on the Internet, and many netizens have had such an experience. This society has developed to the bottom line of morality. ”

Bland: "It's time to eat." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Let's eat, let's talk when we have time." ”

Bland: "Hmm. ”