After talking about business, I called Su Xiaoxiao and Zhi Nanzi over, and the two of them were very cautious when they saw me at this time, as if they had seen some monster, I joked: "Brother Zhi was really heroic just now, he cut off at least two catties of meat with two knives, and now he looks like he is nothing!" ”

Zhinanzi was a little shy, and arched his hand: "The eldest brother said that he laughed, and his subordinates also endured it, and the eldest brother was in front, and the subordinates didn't dare to be rude!" ”

As soon as I heard that this person was too polite, I turned to Su Xiaoxuan: "Sister, your just now is really awesome!" ”

Su Xiaoxiao blushed on the spot, and said shyly: "Big brother, the subordinate envoy is Yu Xiaogong, who studied under the hermit Han Xiangzi, and he is not proficient in his studies, which makes the eldest brother smile!" ”

I also felt that I had said something wrong, so I hurriedly smiled and eased the atmosphere: "By the way, the names of you two sisters are interesting, my sister's name is Su Xiaoxiao, and my sister's name is Su Dada, why didn't I find out where you are small and where your sister is big?" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I regretted it, what the hell, am I really the one who made a mistake when I saw a woman?

Sure enough, Su Xiaoxiao blushed, pulled Zhinanzi and ran away, and the two talked while walking.

Zhinanzi: "Xiaoxiao, you should stay away from our eldest brother in the future, I don't see him in the right eyes, it seems that the rumors are true!" ”

Su Xiaoxiao: "Don't be jealous, I think he is interesting to his sister, he is a big man, how can he look down on me, a married woman?" ”

Zhinanzi: "Okay, anyway, try not to talk to him in the future, I'll talk about something!" ”

The rest of Su Da was also a little dazed, the blush on her face had reached her neck, and she said to me shyly: "Big brother, my subordinates and my sister are orphans, and I was picked up by my parents at the same time, because I have a big personality, so my adoptive father named me Su Dada, my sister acted cautiously and stingy, so she was named Su Xiaoxiao, in fact, my sister is an introvert, her face is very small, and my brother-in-law has been married for decades before she is willing to kiss, and it takes more than 200 years to get a round house!" ”

What a great woman, of course, Zhinanzi is also a good man, these two are really wonderful!

Look at the three wolf-like women around me, they can't wait to do me every day, if it weren't for the master, I often have all kinds of problems, I guess I would have been ravaged by them and hid in bed crying!

Because of the presence of tourists, I did not introduce this group of people seriously, after sending away Su Dada's subordinates, I told the general situation to Shennong's No. 1, through the method of word of mouth, soon, our group of people had a general understanding of the identity of these three people, of course, this group of people will no longer speculate too much about the sack.

Several tourists more or less saw some doorways, but I estimated that this group of smart people was afraid that I would do something murderous, so they rarely kept silent, and did not ask a word about Su Dada's group of people and the things in the sack, I saw that the atmosphere was weird, so I called them together: "Tourists and friends, don't be nervous, as you can see, we are inexplicably involved in a dispute in this world, and now, the problem has been solved, and we can continue our travel itinerary soon!" ”

Ma Feng responded to me with a smile: "Mr. Wang, you have talked about this, I will say a few words, your matter has nothing to do with us, besides, this is not the earth, how can we be so idle and nosy?" What should you do, as long as we keep us safe, we can still have fun, right? ”

Soon, Ma Feng's bold words were approved by a group of tourists, and it can be seen that they have a lot of questions in their hearts, which is out of the habit of living in the civilized world, but there are too many extraordinary things in this world, so they are confused, this is like a person who is difficult to integrate into society, there are a lot of ideas in their hearts, but they just can't say it, because the rules are different!

Seeing that the twelve tourists did not have much psychological burden, I began to study the next step of the itinerary with Shennong's No. 1, Jiang Ziya and others.

Shennong's No. 1 is a master, and everyone thinks it's a straw bag: "Let's go back to the outskirts of Millennium County to pick up the packing, what are you afraid of?" ”

Jiang Ziya expressed a different opinion: "No, what happened just now, it is estimated that our camp has long been suppressed as a temporary stronghold of Huazi 2, I am afraid that there must be a lot of servants there now, we don't care, but our tourists don't know the slightest martial arts, in case we accidentally hurt them, we will lose more than we gain!" ”

Shennong's No. 1 tilted his neck: "Then what should I do?" You can't live in the wild all these days, can you? Can they stand it? ”

Jiang Ziya: "That's not necessary, I have an idea!" ”

Just as the two of them were discussing, I suddenly found that something seemed to be missing, according to the usual habits, there should be someone to follow at this time? In his sixties, he is quite fat, why is he so distracted today?

I looked around, but I didn't see Wang Chongyang, so I asked the people next to me, "Where is Lao Wang?" Where did the death go? ”

Su Diao Complex gently leaned on my ear and whispered: "He just told me that he wanted to go back to the headquarters to do something, so he followed those brothers and left, he told you not to worry, listen to the opinions of Shennong's No. 1 and Jiang Ziya in everything, you can ensure that everything is worry-free!" ”

This old man has long been thinking about going back to help, and he didn't leave before because I was too weak in his eyes to survive on my own, but now, there are many existences around me that are higher than him, and the situation on Wicker Qing's side is tight, so he finally let go.

I'm a little sad about the old man's departure, but according to my estimate, this guy will definitely not stop, maybe one day it will come out again!

At this time, the discussion between Shennong's No. 1 and Jiang Ziya also came to a conclusion, and the two finally decided to believe in a wise saying: "The most dangerous place is the safest place!" ”

In other words, they agreed that the safest place now was not on the way south, but in the thousand-year-old county where something earth-shattering had just happened!

For our appearance problem, it is also very easy to solve, people with martial arts skills, can easily use the old Chi's disguise technique, although this exercise can not deceive the really powerful masters, but it is more than enough to deal with the city gate inspection, and the twelve tourists who do not understand the exercises are easy to deal with, as long as they simply teach them the exercises of transformation, and then cooperate with the basic cultivation exercises of Shennong's No. 1, it must not take long for them to master this skill.

For them, this is definitely a full benefit, not only did they spend money to enjoy a wonderful and exciting journey, but they also obtained the most awesome plug-in exercises in human history, no matter from which point of view, they have picked up a big bargain!

He briefly explained our plan to a group of tourists, and sure enough, as soon as they heard that they could change their appearance, they were all interested, and finally, they focused on whether there were any possible after-effects of the act of transfiguration, such as whether they could guarantee that they would change back to their previous appearance, and after receiving my affirmative answer, this group of tourists ...... Hey, too!

From a common sense point of view, there is basically no possibility of changing the appearance of an ordinary person in his life, whether it is handsome, beautiful, or ugly, or frustrated, this appearance is given by his parents, and he can't change it.

Love of beauty, everyone has it, you don't care how much money he has, he wants to make himself look better, especially rich men, they especially don't want to rely on money to buy feelings, as the saying goes, the original power is the first driving force, running to the face, it's better than hacking your money, if they can become handsome and rich characters, then it seems that all the cheap in the world will be taken advantage of by them.

This thing is unreasonable, one is to look at the genes, the other is also to look at the genes, but one is the gene of the parents' appearance, and the other is the gene of the parents to make money, now, I am equivalent to giving them a chance to be a new person, a relying on the face to deceive the burning hearts of countless girls, and then I can lightly tell the other party that I am very rich!

Seeing that everyone agreed like crazy, I simply agreed to the idea of Shennong's No. 1 and Jiang Ziya, first of all, our group of kung fu people first did a live performance, changed their appearance, I became an elegant and handsome son, extraordinary bearing, a light smile will exude endless charm, especially for women, the attraction is absolutely overwhelming! Well, I admit it, I also watched the Water Margin back then, and my appearance is based on the appearance of Ximenqing in my memory!

Liu Qian saw that I was hanging, and teased her, simply, she became the appearance of Pan Jinlian, calling me uncle for a while, and calling me a Ximen official for a while, and I was full of fire and fear.

Su Diao's complex simply turned into a dominatrix, the two women's arms became thicker, their thighs thicker, and even their voices thickened, if I read it correctly, her thin caftan could no longer block the thick heart hair, which made people more and more frightened the more they looked at it.

Shennong's No. 1 is not serious, he has become a high ya, thief eyebrows, mouse-eyed, extremely obscene, after performing a rogue magic in front of a woman, the old man came to take a selfie with satisfaction!

With our precedent, everyone unanimously used the characters in the Water Margin as the standard of disguise according to their impressions, and they all performed the Great Transfiguration Technique, and after a while, our group of people basically took up all the louder names in the Thirty-six Heavenly Gangs and the Seventy-two Earth Demons.

Jiang Ziya shamelessly pretended to be useless, and the dust in his hand also turned into a fan, although there was such a fairy wind and bones, but the impression of seeing money and eyes was never eliminated in my mind.

Morning glory played a handful of anti-strings and became Li Kui, and then learned the habit of showing her breasts, and Lao Zhao, who pretended to be a beautiful bearded man Zhu Tong, couldn't persuade him, so he had to hide under the roots of the tree and cry alone.

Ma Feng has become Song Qing who opened a tavern, and the fate of this guy has always been inseparable from money.

Sister Mei has become Hu Sanniang, don't you say it, this woman was originally a soft billet, originally unpopular, one is because she is older, and the other is because her life is harder, but after becoming Hu Sanniang, a majestic heroic spirit emanates from her, which is particularly flavorful and spiritual!

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