"Ling Xiao, who are you in your family?"

"Nope!"

"What do you do?"

"Nope!"

Along the way, Wang Yan tried hard to find a topic so that the two parties would not be too embarrassed, but soon she found that Ling Xiao was not very good at chatting, and her answers were too simple every time, and she sighed in her heart: "Sure enough, just like in martial arts novels, people with good martial arts are cold!" ”

At this time, Wang Yan naturally didn't know that Ling Xiao was not ruthless at all, but kept struggling in his heart after returning home, whether to take the initiative by himself or let the other party take the initiative, of course, Ling Xiao's idea was to take the initiative by himself, after all, he was a man, what was the difference between being pushed down by a woman and teeth, but he had little experience and was pitiful, and some didn't know what to do.

With such a serious problem, Ling Xiao opened the door for a long time, but it was not opened, so that Wang Yan looked at Ling Xiao with puzzled eyes, after all, although she has always lived in an ivory tower, she also knows that there is a kind of person in the world called a thief.

"This is really my home!" Ling Xiao touched his head with an embarrassed face, but he also felt that it seemed that every thief, who was caught, said this sentence, and wanted to kick his door open.

"Smack!"

seemed to feel Ling Xiao's anger, with a soft sound, the door finally opened, and both of them were slightly relieved, Ling Xiao wanted to finally prove that he was not a thief, while Wang Yan felt that she had just walked away from the tiger's den and arrived at the wolf's den, but she didn't know that Ling Xiao was indeed a pervert.

Closing the door, Ling Xiao's thoughts were no longer so chaotic, but his breathing was still a little cramped, and he whispered tentatively: "Do you want to start now?" ”

"Start what?" Wang Yan asked with a blank face, looked around at the layout of Ling Xiao's room, and found that there were two bedrooms, and she breathed a sigh of relief, but there was an unpleasant smell in the room, which made her frown.

"Huh?"

Ling Xiao was slightly stunned, taken aback by Wang Yan's answer, with an innocent expression on his face, as if he really didn't know anything.

At this time, he didn't know that he had misunderstood Wang Yan, the other party was just joking with him just now, and he was entangled in his heart for a long time, remembering that the novels he had seen before were written, and girls would be reserved before doing it, so he took a seat at the moment, pretending to have an expression that I understood: "Then do you want to take a bath?" ”

After getting Wang Yan's affirmative answer, Ling Xiao thought that Wang Yan was just pretending to be reserved, pointed to the location of the bathroom, pretended to be sophisticated, and went straight to his room.

"Whoa!"

It didn't take long for the sound of water flowing from the direction of the bathroom, and every drop of water made Ling Xiao unable to keep calm and made his new lake ripple.

"Could it be that Lao Tzu's first time is gone like this?"

"Alas! Lao Tzu is such a pure person, and he will actually do things that are sorry for Yun......! ”

Ling Xiao whispered for a while, but the movements in his hands did not pause at all, Ling Xiao, who quickly stripped off his clothes, deliberately touched a layer of oil on his body, making his already strong body more full of manly breath.

The door of his room was lightly closed, and he lay under the covers, like a little daughter-in-law, who was in trouble and gained.

Of course, these are just his excuses, if someone dares to be by his side at this moment and call him reasonable, he will definitely knock that person unconscious, and then throw him out of the window, he has already missed Lin Keer, and today he missed Yun, this time if he doesn't succeed, he can't wait to be a eunuch directly, it takes too much courage to be a man.

"Wow!"

Just when Ling Xiao was fantasizing about the scene of Wang Yan bathing and was a little drowsy, suddenly the sound of water in the bathroom stopped abruptly, which made his whole spirit lift again.

"Smack!"

The sound of the bathroom door being slowly pushed open, the slippers stepping on the floor, and the sound of collision clearly came into Ling Xiao's ears, like a heavy hammer, all of which hit Ling Xiao's chest, making his heart beat rapidly, and the old Cheng who originally wanted to pretend to be was gone at this moment.

"Bang dang!"

The door of the room was gently closed, Ling Xiao in the room, but the whole person was stunned, in front of him, there was no beautiful scenery out of the water hibiscus, of course, there were no demons and monsters, but a ball of air.

"What's the situation?" Ling Xiao's brain suddenly short-circuited, and he wanted to cry without tears, and now he realized that it seemed that Wang Yan had entered the wrong room, which was not his own room.

"Tick tock!"

The clock kept turning, and after ten minutes, Wang Yan still didn't come out, making Ling Xiao's heart sink to the bottom of the lake.

In the end, he couldn't help but run directly outside the room, knocked on Wang Yan's door, and reminded in a low voice: "Miss Wang, do we still have something to do?" ”

At this time, Wang Yan did not sleep, but sat in front of the dresser, picked up the hair dryer, dried her hair, just washed it, and the fatigue on her body was much less, and she gently stretched a lazy waist, and the exquisite curves inadvertently walked away, revealing the infinite spring light inside.

In order to escape for her life just now, she ran for her life, and her hairstyle was already messed up, for women, hairstyle is also a matter of life, hearing Ling Xiao knocking on the door, she was slightly dissatisfied, but thinking that the owner of this family was Ling Xiao, she couldn't easily offend, so she asked suspiciously: "What's the matter?" ”

"No, didn't you say you came back to show me?" Ling Xiao had an aggrieved look on his face, and couldn't help mentioning it anymore, and said with a burst of dissatisfaction in his heart: "What is this, obviously I said it myself, but in the end I pretended to be reserved, but let Lao Tzu speak first!" ”

"Huh?"

Wang Yan was slightly stunned, and soon let out a silver bell-like laugh from the room, and hurriedly nodded: "It turns out that you are talking about this matter, I almost forgot about it just now!" ”

"Whew!"

Hearing Wang Yan's admission, Ling Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, after all, this kind of thing, if it is done forcibly, it will lose the kind of fun it deserves.

"It's in the bathroom, so if you like to look at it, take a few more looks! And my stockings are torn, see if you can buy me one back, I'll give you the money! Wang Yan tried her best to suppress her laughter, and opened her mouth as seriously as possible, at this moment she could imagine Ling Xiao's aggrieved expression.

"Humph! How dare you take advantage of me, even if it's a life-saver, you can't make a personal promise? Phew! What age! Wang Yan originally blamed herself a little, but when she thought of Ling Xiao peeping on herself, she was angry and clenched her little fists fiercely.

Ling Xiao outside the room, his face was naturally difficult to see, at this moment he already understood that he was being played by Wang Yan, and he had an impulse in his heart, wanting to rush in directly, but in the end he held back, this is a matter of his principle, although his body is sensitive, he doesn't want to be an animal dominated by the lower body.

As soon as this idea appeared, Ling Xiao ran to the bathroom excitedly, where this set of women's underwear was displayed, as well as a pair of black stockings, which made Ling Xiao's teeth itch with hatred, this woman was too confident.

"Humph! Do you really think that Lao Tzu doesn't dare to drop you? Ling Xiao pulled at the black stockings with an angry expression.

"Sting!"

Ling Xiao's strength was too great, but he inadvertently made the tears in the stockings bigger, which was already unwearable, and now it was directly scrapped.

At this time, Ling Xiao also woke up instantly, and looked at the stockings with a wry smile, he could imagine that if Wang Yan woke up early tomorrow morning and saw that his stockings were broken, he would not believe his explanation, but would feel that he had done something unseemly.

"Alas! For the sake of Lao Tzu's famous life, I can only run errands once! Ling Xiao smiled helplessly, at this time he naturally had already figured out that everything was just his own misunderstanding, and he couldn't blame others.

When Ling Xiao washed off the oil on his body and changed into clean clothes, it was already early in the morning, and he walked into the supermarket quickly, and sure enough, he saw Xiaofei washing cucumbers with a towel, and walked up with a wicked smile and said, "Xiaofei, is the cucumber wiped well?" ”

Ling Xiao deliberately wiped himself very seriously, with a ridiculous look, he suffered a big loss from the other party in the morning, and was put on the spot by Wang Yan just now, people are bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, compared with those women, Xiaofei is naturally relatively weak.

"Whew! Just your [***] silk, the old lady uses cucumbers only occasionally, and you use stockings for a lifetime! Xiaofei folded her hands on her hips angrily, with a look of disdain, after all, Ling Xiao had a raunchy image, in his own opinion, he was a surname, and in the eyes of others, he was sloppy.

"Huh?" Ling Xiao was deflated again, remembering the words of the old grandmother tonight, and regretting it in his heart, it was indeed not appropriate to go out today.

"Uncle! Don't be stunned there like a pillar, what do you want to buy, hurry up, the old lady is going to close the door! Xiaofei rolled her eyes, with a look that was in conflict with Ling Xiao's surname.

"I'm not an uncle!" Ling Xiao pleaded in a low voice, after all, he was only the same age as Xiaofei, but this voice was like a mosquito flying by, but he could hear the sound, and no one could hear what he said.

Xiao Fei cleaned some vegetables with a serious face, so that some water traces could be seen on them, which would make the vegetables appear fresher, from this point of view, Xiao Fei was still a more careful girl, seeing Ling Xiao had been stunned there, she frowned slightly and said, "What are you going to buy?" ”

"Stockings!"

At this time, Ling Xiao, saying these two words, put in great effort, and even wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, just now Xiaofei cursed his lifelong stockings, and now he came to buy stockings, this coincidence made him feel powerless to explain.

"Huh?"

It was Xiaofei who was stunned this time, but it was only an instant, she showed a look of pity, nodded, with a look of understanding that I understood, quickly rushed into the store, took out a pair of black stockings, and said: "This one is more durable and hygienic!" ”

"I'm not here to do that!" Ling Xiao's weak defense, if he said that there was a woman he didn't know went home with him, and then the stockings were torn, and he let himself buy them, this fact would be a bit ridiculous to hear.

"Uncle, people like you, my little sister also understands, don't explain, pay! Fifty-three pieces! Xiaofei looked like I was not stupid, like a knife piercing Ling Xiao's self-esteem.

"Damn! Isn't it just a pair of torn stockings? It actually costs fifty-three yuan, you are a big man when you are Lao Tzu! But soon Ling Xiao didn't care about his self-esteem, but was frightened by the price of the stockings.

"Uncle, we have a business license, don't talk nonsense, these are good stockings!" Xiaofei rolled her eyes, looking kind-hearted to the old lady, but you were a donkey's liver and lungs.

In the end, Ling Xiao could only pay, touched Yue Yi's shriveled wallet, and smiled helplessly: "It's time to find a job!" ”