At ten o'clock in the night, the police station of Haiding District in the capital did not catch the robbers, but Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi were invited back, and the director Wu Gang personally helped them make a record.

"At that time, more than 100 people rushed up with machetes and steel pipes...... "Wu Mingbi gestured and frothed at the mouth to tell his heroic deeds, "I shouted, little thief, you want to hurt me too!" ”

Director Wu Gang asked with a frightened face: "They want to get to you?" ”

"It's an injury, an injured ......injury," Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "Don't interrupt, okay?" ”

"Okay, you go ahead."

The shameless Wu Ming described himself as the god of war, Lu Bu among the people, how brave and sharp he was to fight the gangsters with one enemy and a hundred braves, and he forgot that he ran faster than his mother Chitu at that time.

"If you don't know how powerful, you won't know that Lord Ma has three eyes......" Wu Ming continued to tell his glorious deeds, said, glanced at Wu Gang, a distant relative of his family, and asked: "By the way, do you know Lord Ma?" ”

"Yes."

"I only know that Erlang God has three eyes, so where does the third eye of the prince of Ma grow?" Wu Ming asked cautiously, "It can't be the eye that grows in the middle of the buttocks, right?" ”

The director who was drinking water choked and coughed, and Shen Ruoxi said angrily: "It's not there, people don't have eyes there." ”

"Not long?" Wu Ming's eyes widened, and then he exclaimed: "Lord Ma and his father are really not vegetarians, so how many immoral things do you have to do!" ”

Shen Ruoxi was speechless, and Director Wu Gang wiped the unwarranted cold sweat and said with a dry smile: "Talk about the topic, talk about the topic." ”

Wu Ming nodded, and continued to talk about it, adding fuel and vinegar, talking about the robbery incident vividly, just listening to him can make people feel immersive, but the facts are more seriously distorted.

Wu Ming perfectly interprets the idiom of opening the river, in order to create a glorious image, he is desperate to put gold on himself.

"In the end, I fought three hundred rounds with a group of vicious gangsters, and more than 100 of them were chased by me for nine streets and fled with their tails between their legs."

"Finished?"

"It's over."

"That's a good ......" Director Wu Gang looked at Shen Ruoxi and said softly: "Miss Shen, tell me about the real situation at that time." ”

Shen Ruoxi glanced at Wu Ming, and said angrily: "The fact is that we were chased by more than a dozen people with steel pipes for nine streets. ”

Wu Ming showed a hint of sneering, Director Wu Gang just started to write a record, Wu Ming glanced at the record book, and shouted: "You just start to record now?" Don't you remember what I just said? ”

"What you said is a TV plot, what I want is the truth...... Director Wu Gang shrugged with a smile, then looked at Shen Ruoxi, and continued: "Miss Shen, please be more detailed." ”

"Do you want to be detailed?"

"The more detailed, the better."

"Oh......" Shen Ruoxi blushed and whispered: "As soon as we arrived at the parking lot, a group of strangers rushed down from the car and shouted robbery, and there was a woman next to her who seemed to be so frightened that she peed her pants, and then Wu Ming ...... He just grabbed my ass and started running, and I ...... I also hooked his waist with my legs......"

"Stop......" Director Wu Gang said embarrassedly: "You don't need to be so detailed, you just need to explain what happened clearly." ”

Seeing Wu Ming snickering, Shen Ruoxi gave him a shadowless foot under the table with a look of shame, and then gestured: "They kept chasing us with steel pipes, Wu Ming held me and kept running, running to the east and then to the west, running to the south and then to the north, and finally coming back and running all the way ......."

Run your brother-in-law! Director Wu Gang scolded in his heart, and interrupted with a headache: "There is nothing else but running?" ”

"It's gone! We were running. ”

Director Wu Gang sighed and asked, "Nothing else happened?" ”

Shen Ruoxi glanced at Wu Ming, a flush appeared on her face, and she hesitated for a moment before she said shyly: "Yes!" He kept secretly pinching my ass when he ran. ”

Wu Ming grinned and added, "It feels very good!" ”

Director Wu Gang almost slipped off his chair when he heard this, who is this? Who made a note of them last time? He was so patient and dedicated, it was necessary to give bonuses, and he had no choice but to take the form of questions and answers, and when he heard that he kept running and running, he was really going to collapse.

asked about the physical characteristics of some robbers, the car they drove and the license plate number and other basic information, the director Wu Gang used the thigh thinking method, that is, he didn't have to think about it at all, and directly speculated that they were the ones who smashed Chaoyang Company last time, but Shen Ruoxi did not deny it.

It was already past eleven o'clock after making the record, and when he walked out of the interrogation room, Shen Ruoxi exhaled quietly, with a relieved expression, Wu Ming touched his nose, this little woman is quite good at pretending to be stupid! If she acts, she can be popular without taking off her clothes at all.

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On the way back, there was silence in the car, Shen Ruoxi's mood was a little low, and her eyes looked tired, Wu Ming glanced at her, and then fell into deep thought.

The robbers tonight are not simple, they are not a group of ordinary gangsters, they are a group of high-quality gangsters, a rather beautiful woman lying on the ground and splitting her thighs, they can all be dismissive, so it can be seen that they are not ordinary gangsters.

Are they all? What would it be like if so many people tossed together? Burst chrysanthemum wave after wave, Xiao Shou was dizzy and lay on the bed, it was really immeasurable! Wu Ming couldn't help but shudder.

As long as you are not a fool, you can see that the little gangsters who robbed tonight did not really come to kill for money, they obviously came for Shen Ruoxi, of course not for robbery, it seems that they are just here to warn and demonstrate?

Their move is the same as smashing Chaoyang Company, it should be to threaten and persecute Shen Ruoxi, as for the purpose, I don't know, only Shen Ruoxi knows the strangeness here, but she kept silent and didn't say a word.

Why is she silent? Wu Ming was puzzled.

Wu Ming didn't choose to leave a group of thugs behind, because he felt that it was unnecessary, it would be useless to catch some shrimp soldiers and crabs, but he would startle the snake because of this, so that the people behind him would be more vigilant, it would be a bit more than worth the loss, if the snake can't pinch its seven inches at a time, it's better to wait and see what it changes.

As long as you have meat buns in hand, are you afraid that there will be no dog to deliver to your door?

Thinking of the meat buns, Wu Ming looked at Shen Ruoxi's huge breasts that rose and fell with his breathing, it was really unsettled, wave after wave, it was really big! And it's pure meat filling, it's really rare, the little golden retriever lion king grew up eating such buns, it's really happy!

It's a pity that it's not for sale, if she doesn't reward it, she won't want to eat it for the rest of her life, Wu Ming sighed secretly.

Glancing at Wu Ming from the corner of his eye, Shen Ruoxi's ears began to heat up, and he pretended to be calm and asked, "What are you looking at?" ”

Wu Ming said frankly: "Look at your breasts!" ”

Shen Ruoxi looked angry, not knowing whether to praise him for being honest or scolding him for being shameless, she tightened her coat and snorted angrily: "If you look at it again, you will gouge out your eyeballs." ”

"Recently, I've been fighting fake ......" Wu Ming said seriously: "I'm just verifying the authenticity, I think your boobs are too fake." ”

Shen Ruoxi blushed, gritted her teeth and said, "Do you want to touch it for you?" ”

"Really?" Wu Ming was overjoyed.

Shen Ruoxi said coldly: "Then we will go to hell together." ”

Wu Ming's outstretched hand instantly retracted, pretending to pick his nostrils, and said lightly: "The weather is so good tonight!" ”

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There was once a woman who was willing to go to Huangquan with me, and she shouted heartbreakingly: If you dare to touch my breasts, I will die with you.

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Returning home safely, Shen Ruoxi walked back to the room, Wu Ming followed her with a swagger, and when she entered the room, she turned around and glared at Wu Ming, and said, "Do you want to follow me into the room?" ”

Wu Ming said firmly: "Yes!" It is a man's duty to protect a weak woman closely. ”

"Close protection, do you think you're a sanitary napkin?" Shen Ruoxi pushed Wu Ming angrily, and immediately locked the door after closing it.

It's completely out of play! Wu Ming sighed, turned around and went back to his room next door, took a shower, he lay on the bed and thought about it, and finally decided to make a phone call to a man who didn't have a mobile phone.

As soon as the phone rang, I heard a woman's lazy voice, Wu Ming paused for a moment, and then said: "Hello, I'm Wu Ming, is Comrade Antique at home?" ”

There was a silence for a while, and the woman smiled playfully: "He said he wasn't there!" After a pause, the antique liver fire voice sounded: "You kid had better be fine, if it's okay, I'll tear your bones apart." ”

"Hehe...... Wu Ming laughed dryly twice and said, "I'm sorry to disturb your old good deeds, but there is indeed an urgent matter." ”

"Say!"

"Do me a favor...... Wu Mingyan said the matter succinctly, and finally said: "You should be able to help with this favor, right?" ”

Antique said angrily: "I am a soldier, not a detective, you should ask Tang Yuyan for help with this kind of thing, only give her a day, and she can tell you how many leg hairs the mastermind behind the scenes has." ”

Wu Ming said stupidly: "I don't know her well. ”

"Just with a few license plate numbers that may be decks, you want me to help you find out the mastermind behind the scenes, you think too highly of me......" The antique said helplessly: "I'll help you make a few calls!" It will take at least two or three days to get news. ”

"Thank you, thank you!"

"Are you alright?"

"No ......" Wu Ming smiled and said, "I wish you no regrets in your old spring dream, and persist for more than a minute." ”

"Fuck off!"

Hung up the phone, Wu Ming's eyes gradually became cold, if people don't offend me, I still offend people, if people offend me, there will be no bones!