Chapter 31: Farce

Entering the door, Luo Tian took a look and found that it was a common courtyard of a farmer's house, a two-and-a-half-story small building, in front of the small building was a small courtyard surrounded by a wall, with a few pomegranate trees planted in the northeast corner of the courtyard, and in the northwest place was a grape trellis, with a stone table and a few stools under the shelf.

The courtyard of nearly 200 square meters should have been empty, but at this time it was crowded with people and there was a lot of discussion.

"What the hell is going on? What happened to Zhao Fei's family? ”

"Hey~~~~ I heard that his baby daughter is sick."

"Sick? Why don't you go to the hospital when you're sick? ”

"I went, I heard that even the hospital in the provincial capital went to it, but I couldn't save it!"

"What the hell is the disease?"

"It's crazy, it should be evil!"

"Oh, no wonder I invited a Taoist priest, it seems that I want to catch ghosts!"

……

Squeezing into the crowd, Luo Tian found that there were not only Taoist priests and Taoist aunts in the human circle, but also monks, plus each with its own magic weapon: those holding dust, carrying wooden fish, carrying peachwood swords, each with their own pomp, and those with Taoist children and Taoist aunts, meditating cross-legged in the corner...... If you don't pay attention, you think you've arrived at the temple fair.

Shaking his head, Luo Tian whispered to the Ninth Master beside him:

"Ninth Master, this is not a way, what is the matter with this person crowded here."

The ninth master's brows also furrowed, and he turned his head to Luo Tieniu and said, "Tie Niu, drive people out and clear the yard." ”

"Okay."

Luo Tieniu unceremoniously pushed aside the people who were blocking him, walked to the middle of the field, and shouted loudly: "Let's go, let me leave the yard, what's there to see!" ”

"Gone, gone! I'm not welcome to be here any longer! ”

Seeing that the crowd was not moving, Luo Tieniu shouted, and stretched out his hand to push the person standing in front of him out.

"What are you doing? What to push?! ”

"This is your yard? If you don't go, I'll throw you out! ”

Luo Tieniu is as his name, five big and three thick, like a black buffalo, his eyes are like a copper bell, fierce and vicious, under this shout, it is like a thunderbolt, everyone was startled and began to slowly retreat, the person who was pushed by Luo Tieniu just now did not dare to say anything, and walked away in a gray way - if he stayed any longer, he believed that Luo Tieniu's fist would definitely smash on his face.

"Bang!"

Luo Tieniu closed the courtyard door, clapped his hands and said, "It's okay now, the world is quiet." ”

"Nonsense! There are many people with strong yang energy, so they can wash away the evil energy! Now it's okay, you drove people away, and the yang energy is gone! ”

Luo Tian looked in the direction where the voice came from, and found that a thin Taoist priest was glaring at Luo Tieniu, and the whisk in his hand was pointing at Luo Tieniu.

"Yo, you say there's no yang energy here? Lao Tzu is still a child, one by one of the hundred who watched the excitement, do you think I'm right! ”

Before Luo Tian could say anything, Luo Tieniu had already strode in front of the Taoist priest and shouted loudly.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you...... What do you want to do......"

"I said, the yang energy in this courtyard is still insufficient!?"

Luo Tieniu is nearly two meters tall, like an iron tower, on the contrary, the Taoist priest is estimated to be a little more than one meter six, dry and thin sharp-billed monkey gills, the two stand together and look as if one is an eagle and the other is a chicken.

"Foot ...... Foot...... It's so much, it's more than before......"

Seeing this, Luo Tian and Feng Leyao smiled at each other, barbarism also has the benefits of barbarism, and the Taoist priest was frightened by Luo Tieniu and no longer dared to talk nonsense.

"What nonsense! Yang is not yang. ”

Luo Tieniu muttered and walked back to Luo Tian and Feng Leyao's side, and at this moment, Zhao Fei accompanied an old lady to the courtyard.

"Masters, I have something to trouble you when you come here today."

Luo Tian knew that the old lady who spoke should be Zhao Fei's mother Yang Ying, the old lady was kind but had a tired look on her face, it was obvious that her granddaughter's illness had tormented her.

As soon as the monks and Taoist priests in the courtyard saw the old lady coming out, they immediately surrounded them, and they knew that the one in front of them was their own gold master!

"Master Kongkong, what do you do when you see my granddaughter's illness? Can it be cured? ”

Yang Ying asked first a monk standing across from her.

"Amitabha, Buddhism is boundless, and subduing demons and exorcising evil is just a trivial matter."

"Great! Master Kongkong, don't worry, as long as my son's illness is cured, I will definitely donate a large amount of sesame oil money. 50,000, no, 100,000! ”

As soon as Yang Ying's words fell, the Taoist priests and Taoist aunts around suddenly quarreled like a pot of porridge:

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, old lady, Ling Lang's illness and poverty can be cured."

"The poor nun has a prescription in his hand, which is just right to cure his granddaughter's illness, and ensures that even the root of the disease will be broken after three pairs of medicines."

……

The Master of the Sky has to see this? With one hand, he stretched out the people around him and said:

"Old donor, your granddaughter is invaded by demons, only by expelling it can she return to normal, my Buddhism is bright, and it is the most suitable for curing such a disease."

"Humph! My Dao Sect is the most effective. ”

"A spell was passed down a thousand years ago, and it was definitely a thousand years ago."

"Fart, this immortal doctor has been in the rivers and lakes for decades, and has refined a Hercules pill, whether it is a cold or flu, or the invasion of foreign evils, all kinds of trials and all kinds of spirits!"

……

Luo Tian looked at the farce in front of him, and shook his head in his heart, Yang Ying is definitely a doctor in a hurry, and the bunch of people in the courtyard are obviously going to the rivers and lakes, and there is no real talent.

Where has Yang Ying ever seen such a scene?

A bunch of people are arguing around him, and he is old, and he feels dizzy and overwhelmed after a while.

"Everyone, be quiet!"

Seeing this situation, Luo Tian immediately walked over and pushed aside the Taoist priest who was blocking him.

"Amitabha, this disease can only be cured by me!"

"Foolishly, whoever has the ability will govern!"

……

Luo Tian shook his head, these people were originally here for money, when they heard that Yang Ying was willing to pay so much money of 100,000 yuan, how could they not pounce like a shark that smelled blood?

"Ah!!!!h

Just when everyone was arguing, a long scream suddenly sounded in the room, and then a girl rushed out with a cloak, and when she saw someone, she first beat her, and then pounced like a hungry tiger!

Dao Gu couldn't avoid being caught, and the girl unceremoniously bit down on the ground on her shoulder.

"Yo...... Ah......h

Dao Gu was so pained that her face was distorted, and she was blown to the corner by the wind with the so-called charm handed down thousands of years ago in her hand.

"Master Kongkong, you...... Hurry up and do it. ”

When Yang Ying saw this, she quickly screamed, she knew that her granddaughter was crazy again.

"Ah...... Mida Buddha, good ...... Ok ......"

Master Kongkong knocked on the wooden fish in his hand, he was just a liar, how could he have any ability? He had long been frightened when he saw the girl like a madman, but now this situation has become difficult to ride, shook the Buddha beads in his hand, and said intermittently:

"Monk...... Ga...... Cleanse ...... Barrier ...... Yin and yang...... Breaking the barrier...... Auspicious achievement!"

Maybe it was because she heard the voice, the girl who was biting Daogu let go of her mouth, turned around and rushed towards the air, her hands were open, her fingers were forked, and she didn't know where she got her long nails so black that they were like ink, a picture of a female ghost!

"Mom!"

When he saw it, he was so frightened that he turned around and ran, and the wooden fish in his hand didn't care about throwing it to the ground, and Dao Gu also ran away immediately at this time, and he couldn't take care of the thousand-year-old charm in the corner.

Yang Ying was in a hurry, grabbed the Jianghu Langzhong who was beside him and said, "Immortal Doctor, don't you have any Hercules Pills?" ”

"This ...... I...... My Hercules pill forgot ...... I forgot to bring it, I'll go back and get it now! ”

After finishing speaking, he shook off Yang Ying's hand, turned around and rushed out of the courtyard. All of a sudden, the chickens and dogs in the courtyard walked, and the Taoist priests and monks all ran out, disappearing without a trace in the blink of an eye.